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5

I miss y'all so much! Bring it in, let's all hug dammit.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/04/23 08:24 AM
2

..... yes.
/r/seduction03/04/22 02:13 AM
5

I had some chucklehead ask me point blank "so what are your red flags in a relationship?" I said "Why so you know how to trick me??" He stumbled around on some half-assed explaination, but I blocked him before I even bothered to care what he said. Dumbass.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/03/22 06:35 AM
18

Haha yessssss! I was just thinking about this lololol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/01/22 02:37 AM
48

If I had a nickel for every boomeranging dumbass I've had to block, I'd be a rich lady.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/01/22 02:29 AM
231

Good god, what a nightmare. Why is he not embarrassed?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/01/22 02:22 AM
2

My ex cheated on me with a lot of escorts, and in my quest to figure out how that lifestyle worked so I knew how to catch his ass, I discovered that they have one of these databases that they use, and I mean nation wide, to warn others about dangerous, abusive, gross, or just unpleasant men. I don't know how it works because they keep it extremely close to breast for obvious reasons. So ... It can be done ladies. It can be done.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/01/22 02:49 AM
2

Love you!!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/01/22 10:38 AM
6

Omgggg she wouldn't even give him a jump!!! That's so cold hearted lololol I love her.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/01/22 09:39 AM
30

He looks like he's 10000 holy shit
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/01/22 05:40 AM
5

Barf dude
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 06:56 PM
5

I think you're right. Good advice, thank you :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 06:55 PM
6

RIGHT?!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 06:54 PM
1

You and I lived the same nightmare my friend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 06:05 AM
39

Ain't that the truth. I can't remember the last time I went out for nye.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 05:37 AM
16

Exactly!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 05:32 AM
65

Where does a fine lady such as myself go to find the good ones? Like, seriously where
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 03:53 AM
189

One of these chuckleheads just seriously asked me to go out of town with him for New Year's Eve and I've exchanged maybe five messages with this man! Yeah I'll go out of town alone with you strange man because I have a death wish s/
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 03:51 AM
100

Lol what if he asked you to buy him something while shopping! Lolol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 02:59 AM
98

Totally, but you'd think they would try to be a little bit more tactful and less painfully obvious!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 02:59 AM
103

Get it girl! I'm staying in and cuddling my puppy! I don't drink either so these clowns get real ghosty after I tell them that lol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/12/21 02:58 AM
4

Lololol so true
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/12/21 06:05 AM
306

I find it to be very funny when they finally convince their ladies to open up the relationship, only to find that they do VERY well in the dating scene while he is stuck at home not getting laid. Then he gets all indignant. I see the same thing played out every. Single. Time. And it never stops being hilarious to me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/12/21 08:19 AM
39

Dude making out so hard like I'm in 10th grade is my JAM
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/21 06:18 AM
26

It's a real word, but it's outdated
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/12/21 01:59 AM
16

I have a perfect real life example here. I was on the train one day and this girl started pole dancing on the poles you hold onto on the train, for a group of dudes she just met. That was the most pickme thing I'd ever experienced in the wild. The thing about these women is that they look to find love for themselves in dudes when they need to find it within.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/21 04:06 PM
18

Nothing drives me more insane than when they will answer a few questions very vehemently, and most of the time those answers will be really triggering to distract from the fact that they can't/wont answer those few very important specific questions. I just experienced this with a man I thought was good. Turns out, he wasn't lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/21 03:44 PM
7

Hey mine cheated on me with escorts too! Except it was hundreds, not just one :(((
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/21 03:27 PM
3

OMG that reminds me! The other day I came across a fellow doing that v thing with his fingers and his tongue in the middle and I was like "uh oh look out for Romeo here and his ph.d!" He had tribal tattoos too. Barf.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/21 08:30 AM
1

I've had not one, not two, but THREE of these van hobos hit me up on OLD and I couldn't block fast enough. Ain't no way, kid.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/21 08:21 AM
9

He wasn't allergic at all man, just a giant pussy!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/12/21 03:52 AM
36

I was incredulous.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/21 10:20 AM
111

Girl, one time my ex saw a bee, freaked out and then pushed me at it while he ran away.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/21 08:29 AM
1

Lol you're welcome!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/12/21 10:02 PM
172

I've totally snuck out of a date. He didn't pick me up thankfully, but when I got to the place we were supposed to meet he was fucking HAMMERED. I sat down, took in the whole sad scene for a moment, and excused myself to "go to the restroom." It wasn't a lie I did go to the restroom....AT MY OWN HOUSE SUCKA!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/21 08:50 AM
1

And trust me when I say I am waaaaaaaay out of both of those chuckleheads' leagues. Beyond way.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/11/21 08:21 PM
3

Sweet kite flying Jesus! I spit out my juice.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/11/21 07:57 PM
3

This shit has happened to me recently TWICE. First time, it did not end well. I made mistakes but then he got off on playing with my emotions/jerking me around with his bullshit all for the ego stroke that a woman of my caliber would bring - so low self esteem there. And then the second ghosted me - not even hours after he told me that he was not that kinda guy lololololol. Goddamn yall. There's a reason why I'm staying single for the foreseeable future.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/11/21 07:52 PM
7

Imagine that!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/11/21 07:12 PM
3

True that
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/11/21 04:21 AM
4

I was. Oh lawd, what have I done.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/21 04:25 PM
29

Oh my god. Poor sweet kitty! My ex suggested that we declaw my cat because she kept clawing the couch. I looked at him like he was insane, and told him absolutely not!! Then I showed him the wonders of those Cute little caps you can put on their nails.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/21 03:27 AM
12

I wonder if he's one of those dudes that personifies his car and wants to/does fuck it. Lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/21 03:21 AM
167

Now that's some garbage there. They should most definitely initiate things. They are the ones pursuing US. Not the other way around. HVW don't want or need to pursue a man.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/21 03:14 AM
5

Alright maybe I'll go for it and get one.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/11/21 08:07 AM
16

Okay, thats... Careless. God damn. He was probably trying to be edgy but that's beyond the edge dude.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/11/21 08:07 AM
17

I mean, seriously!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/11/21 02:12 AM
15

Heck yes sis, that's my jammy jam! I was just telling someone the story about the time I went to Barnes and noble and bought like 6 anthologies of erotic literature and the cashier looked at me like "damn." Lol. Yeah I'm buying smut, what of it!? Lol. Took that shit home and came buckets!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:18 PM
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If I had to count how many goddamn times I've walked in on one of my boyfriend's jerking off when I am right there.... And I'm one horny sonofabitch too, I never turned them down. It's ridiculous.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:14 PM
14

It's not too harsh? They seem really hardcore to me for some reason.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:10 PM
22

Loooooool!!!!!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:09 PM
41

Oh man, you gotta do a review or something I have been eyeing one of those....
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:08 PM
93

Ain't that the truth! I lost my virginity, according to pop gossip, two years before I actually did. It confused the hell out of me then. Now I'm like, ugh.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 11:00 PM
1

Me too! I did not care for the fact that they could build other creatures with their parts...freaked me out, but at the same time I couldn't stop watching it. The song is pretty dope tho.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/10/21 05:53 PM
2

When I was young I watched this movie literally every single day (I was prone to obsession lol) and I wanted to be Sarah so bad. I made my aunt take me to buy clothes like what she wore and everything. Lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/10/21 07:32 AM
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Looooooool, this dude can't be serious. And damn hell yes I value my pet more than a man! I love my dog more than I've ever loved a human. My dog would never intentionally do harm to me, and he's never brought anything but happiness into my life, he loves me unconditionally and me him. He's ten million times a better companion than any damn man I've had in my life.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/10/21 02:21 PM
3

My ex's dad almost died from sleeping very little and downing like, 30 five hour energy things a DAY. His son found him and he was blue and barely breathing. I've never been one to drink energy drinks, but after that I swore them off forever.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/10/21 08:04 AM
2

I do this too, after having survived a very abusive relationship.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/10/21 07:48 AM
1

Coming back to this to say that some scrote dm-ed me some Wikipedia links about female serial killers like I said anything about that at all...reading skill are apparently not his forte because I'm sure I said mass murders and not serial killings. Ya moron.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/10/21 08:26 PM
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I'm sorry, but please show me one mass murder committed by a woman. I could be wrong, but I'm probably not.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/09/21 02:27 AM
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I don't drink at all and I've found it does weed out predators, or simply those men who still want to party and be frat guys. Yuck.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/09/21 09:12 PM
12

You've pretty much got the right idea about it, sadly. Lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/09/21 12:08 AM
73

Girl, preach that shit
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/09/21 09:08 PM
106

Lol you can count on this lady! I'll not have sex with them until the end of time idgaf! My vibrator actually makes me have an orgasm. Lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/09/21 09:05 PM
40

Looooool, who wouldn't!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 04:52 AM
44

God, isn't that a scary truth.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 03:59 AM
44

What a smart and insightful lady.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 03:38 AM
177

I just...I don't even...why are men so oblivious of a woman's reproductive system? Like give me a diagram of the male reproductive system and I can label all the shit in there, and describe how it works. They can't be that dumb right???
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/08/21 03:36 AM
5

For real, I would not be able to take him seriously ever again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 03:54 PM
25

I'll tell you right now, my life has NEVER improved with a man in it. Never. Not even if they were high value.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 02:59 AM
4

Nooooooooooooooo
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 02:58 AM
32

Sis, I'm 38 in a month and single and NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 02:56 AM
17

Did you ever see that video of the man who wore some machine that was supposed to simulate period cramps and he about keeled over and died, then when his girlfriend/wife wore it she was like "I don't see what the big deal is..." And just stood there sipping her coffee like a goddess?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 02:50 AM
9

Damn straight, sis.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/08/21 02:48 AM
1

Okay and I also want to say that I guarantee that OP is not unattractive because all women are beautiful. Men are the uggos.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/08/21 04:00 PM
4

Oh how foul!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/08/21 03:58 PM
3

Mine would pick fights just so he could get super fucking angry. Not just with me, with anyone! The person taking his order at the drive through was his favorite to pick fights with. And then when I tried to defend the poor person he would get to scream at me too! He never apologized to anyone, especially me. I've never met a more combative and confrontational person in my fucking life. It's exhausting.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/08/21 12:01 AM
9

I may be a little dumb, but I don't know what he meant exactly by that...I recognize it was derogatory, but....a hefty bag? For what??
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/08/21 11:54 PM
49

This is the goddamned truth man
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/08/21 11:22 PM
1

Woah-ho-ho-ho....wait....hold up...I just lost all my shit, let me gather it up off the floor and then tell me how to give this man/stallion my number.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 07:28 AM
1

My high school/college bf, while quite LV, beat the shit out of his fraternity brother one night because he called me a bitch. It was pretty cool.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 07:22 AM
1

Lolololol SAME
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 07:04 AM
2

God, isn't that the understatement of the century!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 07:03 AM
3

I'm sorry but I don't find his writing to be all that great. Not a fan of any of the beat writers honestly because the style fucking sucks. IT SUCKS I SAY. Now D.H. Lawrence...that's a man who can write the fuck out of a novel. And beautifully. Okay, English major rant over.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 07:02 AM
1

Bukowski was a dreadful human being, I loathe him and I mourn the fact that anything he wrote became popular or even considered art. Fuck. Him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 06:59 AM
1

DUDE. DUUUUUUUDE. I have this thing about snot and anything coming from your nose...I will fucking barf. No question, barfing will happen. This is my worst nightmare. Just had a great night with this cool guy, wake up all sleepy-eyed and happy and then look around me and there's this dude's snot surrounding me like a tomb. I run out that bitch barfing and screaming somehow at the same time, never to be seen again. End scene.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 06:47 AM
10

This book sounds so badass, buying NOW.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/07/21 07:56 AM
10

I'd pay a king's ransom to see this irl. Imagine the horror on men's faces! Lol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/07/21 07:55 AM
1

Right???
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/07/21 04:45 AM
62

Okay, but can we talk about the DOUCHE SUIT that this man ACTUALLY WORE to his wedding???? Omfg, I couldn't hold back the laughter if I was in attendance. Barf!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/07/21 08:23 AM
15

HA! Awesome im totally using this when the chance arises.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/07/21 08:18 AM
38

I also really really dislike the word bitch. I mean, you can try to embrace it to take away the power and everything but in the end it's harsh and it makes me cringe when I hear it. My ex would call me a bitch to purposefully send me into a emotional spiral just so he could step back and say "wow you need to get it together you're nuts." I am not nuts, you're just an insufferable clown.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/07/21 08:11 AM
11

The crown, the little microphone, everything about her is so boss
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/07/21 07:01 PM
6

Lmaooooooooo
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/07/21 06:25 PM
44

LIKE WITH THE IKEAS LMAOOOO
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/07/21 07:01 AM
7

FIRST AND ONLY REAL IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE: Why is a 22 yr old man dating a 16 year old child. And why do her parents suck.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/07/21 06:55 AM
10

GIRL. Please return to reality. Please.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/07/21 06:52 AM
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I was just thinking this the other day after scrolling through one too many man holding up fish photos, followed by the startlingly close up face pic where they're looking down and giving themselves 5 chins. Like, all of them should add about a foot to the length of distance between their sweaty faces and their phones.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/07/21 06:31 AM
8

You're livin the dream, sis! One million high fives!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/07/21 06:05 AM
43

Dude! My ex did that too. We were drunk, but I wasn't too drunk to say no several times and he wasn't too drunk to make the decision to go ahead and do it anyway. Then he had the INEBRIATED GAL to sit in front of me and sob like a baby about it 6 months later because of the existential crisis it put him in, and expected me to soothe and placate him like some moron. I don't think so sir.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/07/21 05:58 AM
5

My HS sweetheart wrote a song on the guitar and sang it for me one night while I gazed up at him from my seat on the floor. We had broken up years ago, and I was just visiting but he wanted to let me know how much he loves me, even though we were no longer in love.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/06/21 08:58 AM
18

No one is entitled to your time. No one is entitled to communication with you. No one is entitled to a response simply because they send a message. Exactly!! I have zero qualms with a. Not responding b. Not responding and then blocking because the message was that dumb/offensive or c. Blocking with no warning and disappearing into the night. Who are you to me that I need to be polite? If I were super accommodating and worried about everyone's fee fees I would be a shell of a human. I love me. An…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/06/21 06:27 AM
4

God, me too sis. Thank you so much 🤗
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 05:11 PM
3

I was never on board with this app, even in my pick-me-est of days, specifically for the reason that it gave men an out to do zero heavy lifting while us women (as usual) pick up their slack. And a woman created this app! What level of billionaire pick me hell is she living in??
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 06:40 AM
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Actually they have this feature that does make it possible to track others almost in real time : How does the Tile Network work? Say you biked into town to grab a few things from the store and after shopping you realize that someone stole your bike. What can you do? Fortunately, you put a Tile Sticker under your bike seat so the power of the Tile Network’s on your side. When your Tile is not nearby or in the last place the app recorded you having it, you can tap ‘Notify When Found’ for your Tile…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 05:58 AM
60

My ex was like this. He would absolutely road rage out and follow people, speed after them recklessly, cut ppl off, break check them, roll down his OR MY window to scream at them...I am surprised that he or I didn't get our faces shot off (we live in TX). It was extremely embarrassing, but more times than not I feared for my life.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 05:42 AM
3

That may be my problem as well.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 04:29 PM
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Y'all, I've never had an orgasm with someone else. I'm 37 and I've been almost close just once, but never got there. By myself, pppfftt please child I can ring my own bell manually, with toys, hell I can even just think about sexy scenarios for a while and get off...but never once with a partner. It makes me feel like I'm missing out on something super cool. :(
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 09:09 AM
5

That reminds me of a quote from south park where bill Clinton is talking to butters: "women are sick of our shit, son."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/06/21 07:51 AM
5

It may have been a mistake, I sometimes hit the up or down votes by accident and then I'll go back and be like hey, I didn't upvote that. I don't see any reason at all why your comment would be downvoted.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/06/21 06:03 AM
23

Buuuuuuuurn!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/05/21 03:32 AM
12

When I was 12 I decided to test out my mountain bike on our steep porch steps...landed squarely on my junk right on that center bar of the bike. I couldn't sit for days. Dumbest thing I've ever done.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/05/21 03:30 AM
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Dude same. I have D's normally but the week before my period I swear the bazooms go up at least 1-1.5 cup sizes. And the pain! Bending over is a nightmare.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/05/21 03:26 AM
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Well, we are expert multi-taskers.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/05/21 08:08 AM
9

Overhearing candid conversations between men is always a harrowing affair.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/05/21 12:45 AM
9

Oh I know ladyfriend, I was just trying to supplement your excellent point with the example of my brother. He is also very, very charming and had weasled out of sooo many things, like almost strangling his ex girlfriend to death! The judge believed him and not her because he was a "good, America loving army veteran." He did it again with the mother of his third child, and he finally got sent to jail for that one for a year.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/05/21 12:41 AM
60

Right???? They can't be that oblivious to the wealth of dick out there.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 06:45 PM
36

Man, my brother is sooooo so handsome. Tall, blonde, strong jaw, muscular, clear blue eyes, the works yall. BUT. Hes the most evil person I have ever met. He's currently in prison for 15 years for attempted murder. Tried to rob someone for drugs and when they had no drugs or money, he beat them brutally. Also told me he was going to have me killed. So not all handsome men lol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 06:41 PM
45

I smell an app development!!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 06:29 PM
30

My Instagram dms are nothing but mlms. it pisses me off so bad because most people go fucking broke and it ruins their lives, but you never see those stories. Those women are just predators of another kind.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 06:25 PM
65

WOW. They have no shame, I swear to God.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 06:18 PM
30

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 08:58 AM
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Omg dude, same. So hard. I never once heard or read mine say anything positive to anyone about me. Not once.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 08:52 AM
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AIN'T THAT THE GODDAMNED TRUTH, SIS
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/05/21 04:59 AM
9

IT FIGURES!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/05/21 07:59 AM
12

This was my life not too long ago. This is very upsetting.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/05/21 11:45 PM
24

How can that possibly feel even slightly good? "Yes Herbie, let me rake my pee pee over your rusty, tetanus filled hole!"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/05/21 06:53 AM
18

Same same same holding my hands to the sky lord Jesus same
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/05/21 02:39 AM
34

YEAH. FUCKING. RIGHT. My ex of 7 years tried to pull that shit on me when we broke up. "I was shopping for rings!" No you fucking weren't, you were too busy ignoring me and getting drunk with your stupid friends. Try to play it like that...I hope he chokes. :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/05/21 02:25 AM
54

I'm crying for this woman. She's married to a monster!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/05/21 01:57 AM
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LOVE THIS. You are an amazing woman!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/05/21 01:54 AM
1

Figure out who he is afraid of and make friends with them.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 07:47 AM
132

I mean, I think I'm fucking gorgeous.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 07:24 AM
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I don't drink, but I don't care if you do nbd. So I went out on a date with this fellow and he suggested drinks first, to which I replied that while it sounded lovely, I don't drink alcohol. I've never seen a man lose interest in what I had to say faster. I've never seen someone look at a glass of sparkling water with such distain lol. Jokes on him though I got home at 8 o' clock and still had the whole night ahead of me!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 07:23 AM
12

Texas roadhouse lmao
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 07:03 AM
6

My siiiiiiiiiides!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 12:30 AM
10

There was this dude at my gym pre-pandemic who looked like a young Bilbo baggins I kid not. He would constantly walk right in front of me while I was doing my workout like "oh notice me please pretty girl!" It was so sad. I saw him in the parking lot a few days later and he lived in his car. Like bro, you have no reason to try to attract a female until you live in something without wheels.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 12:20 AM
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I have a very hard time forgiving people, but dammit I don't think that they deserve my forgiveness a lot of the time. Why do they get to dump all their bullshit and projection on me and then I just grin and bear it and forgive them? Nah bro, you deserve my hatred. You suck.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/04/21 10:23 PM
8

He was pretty despicable, but show me a male artist that isn't, ya know?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/04/21 01:44 AM
4

Well this is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/04/21 08:42 PM
26

Same. My very best friend of over 20 years is gay and we've shared a bed a handful of times, BUT. I would not if I were in a relationship because (shocker!) I have respect for my partners and my relationship.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/04/21 08:40 PM
8

I listen to my gut 100% of the time because it has been exactly correct 100% of the time.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/04/21 08:35 PM
5

You should check out the movie "I'm not there" Bob dylan is one of my favorite male artists. My dad would play his records when I was little and I was hooked. I saw him a couple of years ago, but he could only play piano, no guitar because of arthritis.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/04/21 08:18 PM
15

Looooool
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 07:04 AM
54

Girl, I have an even dumber one for you: Shortly after this incident, I got a job waiting tables at a bar. Anyone who has cocktailed in a bar can tell you that in a given weekend, about 20 blackout drunk fools think they are in love with you by 2AM. And why wouldn't they? We listen to their demands and then bring them what they want with a smile, and that's all men really want. This one guy asks for my number, so I smile and give him the number to my old ballet studio. Next weekend he's back tel…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 06:51 AM
5

Always with the "well what about you/when you did/when you said!" Like they're 3 years old.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 06:12 AM
33

I was 19 and it scared the shit out of me so I just played it cool until he went away.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 05:09 AM
10

Was going to post my sides splitting also, but you beat me to it. Joy???!!!! Wtf kind of books has that guy been reading.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 04:53 AM
3

I lived with my abusive and avoidant father, so it was not talked about at all. I learned via the one video from 1970 that school showed us in 5th grade. Had to ask my aunt to buy me pads when I started my period, which happened while at a restaurant with said father. It was the worst. Ugh.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 03:30 AM
73

I once had a dude spot me on the highway on my way to work and this asshole FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY TO MY JOB. Then, not only did he ask my number (gave a fake), he CAME BACK TO HAVE LUNCH TOO (I was waiting tables at the time, so I had to be fucking polite to this greaseball). He told me the number didn't work, so I gave him another fake. Dumbass.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 03:23 AM
8

This woman is so cringy and pick me. I have secondhand embarrassment for her.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/04/21 11:48 PM
44

I got severe depression, so he decided that it was a good time to mentally check out of the relationship. About a year later when I seemingly had my shit back together he wanted me back. No, fuck you bro.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/04/21 11:45 PM
59

AMEN TO THAT, LADY
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/04/21 02:44 AM
12

Gotdayum. That took a turn I wasn't expecting.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/04/21 02:41 AM
8

That one. The paper one. I cried. How utterly heartbreaking. She was begging for help and the guy couldn't have cared less. What a monster.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 08:17 AM
6

SAAAMMMMMEEE
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 07:45 AM
4

Dude yes! They want to wake your ass up out of a nice sleep, NO FOREPLAY WHATSOEVER so you're dry as a bone, and they convulse on you for like two minutes and they're done. How in the fuck is someone supposed to orgasm from that joke? It's just rude is what it is.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 07:42 AM
5

You hit the nail on the head, sister.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 07:02 AM
6

Dear lord, I really hope no one responds to this ad. Please, please, please. I don't even want to imagine.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 07:00 AM
44

I literally did a spit take when I scrolled to the end and saw his picture!! Omfg, this made my night. What a jackass! He looks like a turtle. He looks like he smells like mustard. He looks like his hands are way too soft. He looks like his mom still buys him underwear. Lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 06:23 AM
120

I dated this guy for a bit...tall, handsome, polite, courteous, a dream in almost every way (ALMOST). He used to go down on me for like decades and expected nothing in return. What a man, sigh.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 06:13 AM
7

Ain't that the truth
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 03:00 PM
22

Oh my god.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 12:30 AM
38

This is the most backwards logic I've ever seen. If that is his logic then pedophiles HAVE to watch kiddie porn because society won't let them fuck children. THIS MAN IS A MORON.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 12:29 AM
26

The amount of rage this article has induced in me could power 20000 suns.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/03/21 06:35 AM
33

YOUR MOM??!! Babygirl, no. Nonononono. Thank God you found us.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/03/21 09:05 AM
13

I had some fucking creep record me at the gym, and I only found out because this guy and his girlfriend came up and told me (bless them). And now I work out at home.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/03/21 05:21 AM
9

Why do men never grow up and get interesting hobbies? Why are they perpetually 6 yrs old?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/03/21 05:16 AM
30

Plus, they think they already know how to manipulate you. No learning curve.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/03/21 03:47 AM
19

This is so vile, it can't be true.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/03/21 03:40 AM
146

Now THIS is the epitome of high value. What a guy. You definitely have made it sister, job well done!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/03/21 03:37 AM
7

I'm 37 and child-free as well, and let me tell you.... Idgaf so hard. So damn hard sis. Idgaf if I ever have another relationship with a man, idgaf if people see me sans makeup and in my comfies, idgaf about SHIT! AND IT IS AWESOME. All I do is yoga, play with my dog, and read, and if that doesn't bring inner peace then I don't know what does.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/03/21 02:09 AM
5

Aw. Sucks about his tiny, lifeless peepee.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/03/21 01:09 AM
8

I still fail to see how we are a hate group.... Like, how??? Women looking after other women is not anything like a hate group.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/03/21 02:38 AM
18

Why would this man 1. Record this and 2. POST IT ON THE INTERNET??? This is something to be ashamed and embarrassed about, not a proud moment you just HAVE to share with Joe blow on youtube. What is wrong with people????
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/03/21 05:12 AM
12

I think it's because when they do it they're all hunched over and sweaty and pathetic lolololol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/02/21 04:21 AM
40

I am far too empathetic to be reading these kinds of stories, this is going to stay with me for days. Imagine being trapped inside of a box FOR YEARS. I want to cry, it's so terrible. :(
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/02/21 04:10 AM
2

Wow. This man should feel shame. This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a while, jfc.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/02/21 05:46 AM
5

I was thinking the exact same thing!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/02/21 01:01 AM
2

Oh okay I thought you were with the debbie downer up there. My bad! Ily
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 06:58 AM
3

I read her book right after I discovered my SO committing some truly horrendous cheating. It was empowering.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 02:00 AM
2

And?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 01:47 AM
4

She's a fox! But she always has been
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 01:45 AM
3

I GODDAMNED LOVE MARTHA. What a woman.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 01:44 AM
155

The hairs on my arms and neck stood on end when he started toward her. His body language was very hostile/attempting to be intimidating imo. That's my worst nightmare. I'm glad she is safe, but she's probably traumatized from it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/02/21 01:23 AM
7

I like to run a bubble bath, light some candles, turn off the lights and just chiiiiiiillllllll. Maybe throw on a mask, if I'm feeling wild.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/02/21 01:47 AM
3

Omg baaaaaaarrrrrrrfffffffff!!! I am secondhand traumatized.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/02/21 09:07 AM
30

I highly doubt you are any of those awful words. You are woman and woman is beauty!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/02/21 08:08 AM
5

This. Is. Horrifying. I have no words....
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/02/21 09:58 PM
3

A lesson hard learned by this lady right here 👋
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/01/21 06:55 AM
10

Why on earth is this something to be proud of? Whhhhyyyyyyyy??!! I see something like this and I think "this person is a moron" not "wow that is the most special and glorious snowflake I've ever seen, whoops my bra popped off!" like they expect, for some reason.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/01/21 06:25 AM
7

I am triggered. Mine would constantly tell me I had attitude. Yeah I had attitude, because I had to spend my days with a cheating, unapologetic, abusive fucker.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/01/21 09:20 AM
9

I once saw a man make a post marveling about how he no longer smells like a petting zoo after he discovered washing his asshole. A grown. ass. man. I could not even comprehend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/01/21 08:56 AM
9

Oh, wow. Crying?? I bet that was his last resort move, and the tears were fake/manipulative. What a joker! Oh please!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/01/21 08:51 AM
2

Girl, preach it. I'm feeling ya.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 07:30 AM
4

While I agree for the most part, human touch is important
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/01/21 03:33 AM
20

I’ve never had an orgasm that someone else gave me lol. I’ve faked it so many times for the fragile male ego, but recently I’ve been living my life as honestly as I can and I don’t fake anymore. It’s a relief tbh
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/01/21 07:25 PM
2

At least you know the truth now.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/01/21 08:52 AM
2

Imagine the mental energy it must take and the good that could have be done with that energy if it weren't in the body of a human trashcan.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/01/21 08:50 AM
3

Heck no. Second opinions always.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 08:25 AM
19

Oh girl, he still tried to say he didn't do any of it lol. Then I made him sit there while I read the texts to him one by one and asked him if each one was fake. He didn't like that. :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 08:24 AM
30

I think they get off on the manipulation and "getting one over on you." It's sick really. And sad.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 08:22 AM
116

Mine dared, DARED!, me to find evidence of him cheating on me when I called him out on his shady behavior...so I fucking did. Took a back up of his phone and ran it through a recovery program. Silly boy thought that just because he deleted all those texts to escorts they were gone forever. Nope. He kept forgetting that I was way smarter than him. Idiot.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 03:48 AM
46

Ha! Mine tried to get me to go to get diagnosed with bpd because I kept catching him cheating on me with hookers, and I demanded respect and the truth. Apparently that makes me "unstable" and "abusive." Lol. What a nightmare.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 03:35 AM
2

Hey, same! Lol
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/01/21 07:19 PM
1

Girl, nooooooo I'm clutching my pearls in horror
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 07:47 AM
1

They made my list into a Lifetime movie, lol ☠️ But seriously, this man was an abusive nightmare.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 06:59 AM
2

A man's loyalty is not for sale, a cheater will.simply take your money AND cheat I learned this lesson hard and well.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 06:50 AM
9

Dude! Vanilla extract??? No. Nonononono. No. No! No.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/20 03:34 AM
19

Seriously. Like, I'm not fucking santa claus, buy your own stupid game box I don't have time for that shit. Goddamn.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 05:47 AM
12

I like you, you're neat
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 05:39 AM
5

I shamefully let a NVM do this to me our entire relationship, so don't feel bad. We all make mistakes, but then we find FDS. Story: I didn't even like this guy when I met him. Tried to shake him off, but he kept inserting himself into my life and eventually he had all his shit in my apartment and wasn't leaving. I thought "wtf has happened here?" He never, not even ONCE, got me a gift or sent me flowers or did anything at all to show me I was special to him. I, being the thoughtful as fuck perso…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 05:33 AM
8

I was reading something online where an adult man was posting about the wonders of actually washing his asshole, and how he no longer reeks after this discovery. I was like -it took this man 38 yrs to learn how to wash his b-hole, what in the flippity fuck??
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/11/20 04:12 AM
17

Run far away from any man named Eric.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/11/20 07:06 AM
32

This is why FDS is my JAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG Y'ALL. Don't like us? Suck it, friend!!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/11/20 07:14 AM
6

Sounds like we had the same dad, except mine was a manipulative drunk child too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/11/20 08:31 AM
10

Damn hell yes!! This gave me goosebumps.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/11/20 07:56 AM
23

Noam Chomsky is MUH BOY. Internet fist bump, sis!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/10/20 03:25 AM
13

Agreed. I was cheated on in a profoundly fucked up way, and it changed who I am so much. Took my ability to find joy in life. Gave me c-ptsd... If someone would have told me as opposed to how I actually found out, I bet i would be a real, fully intact person capable of feelings today.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/10/20 03:05 AM
14

I learned that lesson the hard way sis
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/10/20 05:59 PM
2

Noooooo, omg! I bet the cushion side was your side too
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 05:32 AM
3

36???? Yes, and then he blasted off to the moon in his rocket car!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 05:22 AM
1

Hear hear
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 05:17 AM
13

Exactly what I was going to say! I'm sorry, but I rarely even think about or am aware of my vagina, lol.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 04:59 AM
2

I haven't gotten one in a while, because I am currently dating myself. Thank god.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 03:40 AM
1

So escorts have this thing...a blacklist that they share amongst themselves of Johns that are dangerous, rude or just time wasters...I think there is something there that we can work with. The only thing is that they are very, VERY close to the breast with their list (as they should be, if men got into it who knows what would happen) so I'm not sure how it's managed, maintained, or built. But that's something to think about.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/09/20 03:14 AM
13

Yes y'all! That's my state! Seriously though, if someone sends me an unsolicited dick pic I try to make them feel as stupid as possible for sending it so maybe they'll think twice next time (but probably not).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/09/20 02:51 AM
2

Dude. If I caught my bf spitting in my food "to thin out the consistency," I would atomic slap his face right outta my house.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/07/20 07:28 AM
153

Girl, I fixed my boyfriend's ac in his truck and replaced his starter. And then I removed a few links from my watch band, while spackling a hole in the wall. Why do men think they are super ultra special for being handy? I'm handier than any dude I've been with.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/05/20 04:55 AM
3

New here, and after reading these replies, I just want to say damn...I think I found my people. Y'all are my fucking JAM.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/05/20 04:01 AM
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