Balderdash73 Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
5	Women and Used Cars Hoefax. Man that got me rolling.	/r/TheRedPill	29/01/16 06:21 PM
2	What's a response to you are ugly? "It's part of my charm."	/r/askTRP	29/01/16 07:39 AM
2	Dodged a Bullet. Good hustle, playboy. Watch your back.	/r/TheRedPill	06/01/16 11:47 PM
1	There is no such thing as texting game. Yes. Never add plates to your Facebook. They aren't worth the trouble.	/r/TheRedPill	06/01/16 12:39 AM
5	Father keeps interrupting me. How to handle this? This. ^ You are likely showing a bit of T and it's making him insecure. You make your own father afraid he is not the man of the house. Good job.	/r/askTRP	05/01/16 11:49 PM
2	How to suppress my feelings and follow abundance theory? If you want to romance them, romance them. Use them to pleasure yourself as you please. Make sure they are in your frame, as opposed to you being in theirs.	/r/TheRedPill	04/01/16 11:58 AM
1	Tried to handle a shit test, how could I have done better? "All I heard was 3 words. Blah, blah, and blah." Then change subject.	/r/askTRP	24/12/15 07:04 PM
-3	Odd shit test over text 4	/r/askTRP	24/12/15 06:54 PM
1	Unusual question about frame. Rasalom has it nailed. You're doing great, Jimmy. Keep it up.	/r/askTRP	24/12/15 06:32 PM
2	A plate texted me "I'm thinking you can do better than me." How the heck do I respond to this? "And yet here we are."	/r/askTRP	24/12/15 06:25 PM
1	What's your favorite true-or-non true story that you tell when you want to sound amazing without looking like you care too much? One time I opened your mom's fat friend. The end.	/r/askTRP	22/12/15 02:04 AM
5	Coworker invited me to the gym with her, unsure of what to do. Go there and focus on yourself. Ask any available trainers for general recommendations and be active. Every once in a while after you finish something make sure you make some sort of contact, even if it's just a nod and a smile. And for God's sake don't say the old/bp/unmotivated bit. You've both met. She knows what you look like.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 02:24 PM
8	I was identified as 'Red Pill', out of the blue by a friend at work. It's not about low expectations, it is about realistic expectations. Understand AWALT and your expectations fall in line.	/r/TheRedPill	13/12/15 01:57 PM
11	LTR Learnings - Introduction and Part 1 - Lifting Hell yeah. Wednesday night I enjoyed a plate over at her place. Going from behind, gripping her by the rib cage and grinding. Coconut oil ftw. She stopped me and took a hanging mirror down from the wall, then leaned it against the headboard so she could see herself being fucked by me. We got back into it and about every 10 or 15 minutes I could hear her whisper "omg you are so sexy" etc. That's what TRP can give you.	/r/TheRedPill	13/12/15 01:32 PM
9	No close but a lot of fun. You got your pleasure from the transaction. You had fun. Good job, man.	/r/TheRedPill	13/12/15 01:24 PM
8	Tingles of Biblical Proportions And the holy host saw the sidebar, and it was good.	/r/TheRedPill	13/12/15 01:22 PM
1	How to stop being consumed by hate? That sucks man. Was like that with the ex-wife for a while. Just plow through it, it gets easier. A punching bag and loud music help.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:28 PM
1	i have fallen in love with a hooker. what do i do? Trolling troll is trolling.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:26 PM
1	I have one major problem with sealing the deal. If it isn't porn dick, and you aren't showing type 2 traits, it's psychological. Maybe do something to break the tension?	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:17 PM
2	Had hair transplant surgery last week: a weak cop out? If you can find a way to rock the crew cut, go for it. Went that route for work reasons about 5 years ago, never went back. 1# on the clippers for head once a week and face every 2 days. Don't remember the last time I used a barber. Bonus points if you can get one of your plates to shave your head for you.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:06 PM
3	What percentage of girls would cheat? 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot. All you can do is shave the odds. Keep your frame, dread her a bit, don't let her see you weak. Good luck.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:02 PM
1	giving your number VS taking her number. Hand her your phone after you prep it to send a new text. Say "here, text yourself so you'll have my number". Can't beat a classic.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 12:00 PM
1	Friend married my plate - how to get over awkwardness Tricycle. It's the only way.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:57 AM
1	How to handle her sobbing/crying when you deny her a relationship? In the words of Snoop: "I don't love you hoes" (I'm out da doe)	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:55 AM
2	So.. Never? The reason that RP gents recommend strongly against LTR is because it's Vegas odds will it work or not. The odds always favor the house (the ho house) and 9/10 times you'll crap out. Having said that, a good friend and his wife have been married over 20 years and neither has tried to kill the other one yet. Of course they're both fat and miserable and look 10 years older than they are. Yeah, fuck an LTR.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:54 AM
1	Took her on two dates; she starts talking to this other guy because she though I didn't like her. Df? I wonder how it would look to show up dressed like a young man from the 1950's, pin stripes and brogues and slicked hair, and give her a corsage. It would be worth spending 10 bucks on flowers to see the look on her face.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:48 AM
3	Took her on two dates; she starts talking to this other guy because she though I didn't like her. Df? Once she showed interest with the "guys never do this for me etc." that is your signal to start kino. Move closer, wait for her to validate you via touch, then escalate.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:46 AM
1	I just don't know what steps to take to train my mind... Sounds like anxiety. Your T-level may be low. How old are you? How much sleep do you get per night on average?	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:43 AM
1	Can't kick the food addiction. Advice? Don't sweat it, my portly brother. We all got problems. After divorce I went paleo for a while to get back to date weight. Chocolate is a seductive bitch. Something that helped me with chocolate, sugar in coffee, Mt Dew, etc. was simply not having it at the house. M&Ms are dangerous. They should be called om nom noms. My binge usually involves buying an entire box of Star Crunch and then smashing the whole thing in the store parking lot.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:36 AM
1	Hypocrisy, i cant even? The worst is when a female friend asks you for help solving a problem that she created herself through her own stupidity. Maybe you can start charging, as in "o.k., I got you this time but you're going to pay me back by cleaning my kitchen" or similar. Even hoes know not to be givin' it away, dawg.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:32 AM
1	Achieving financial stability Reads like a Suze Orman book. :)	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:27 AM
1	General tips for first date? THIS! ^ Remember, questions are the answer. Whoever asks the last question controls the flow of conversation. By asking questions you show interest in her. Softball at first, slip in something like "boxers or briefs?" later. Don't overdo it, though. You might break it up a bit by telling her that it is her turn to ask a question. My favorite first date is coffee and bacon at Waffle House. I have her grab a booth (of course I'm "running late") before I get there and then when I arrive I scooch he…	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:18 AM
2	FIELD TESTED: Sober Vs. Drunk. IGAF vs. IDGAF. Not being present vs Being present Used to live inside my own head. Beta childhood, abuse, sob story. Big deal, right? Something that helped me learn to be present in the moment is practising seeing what's on the edges of my vision, without actually looking that direction. Comes in handy for reading body language, as well.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:10 AM
1	I applied to much dread to my LTR... Now she's pushing me away Embellish the following: "I know I may seem a bit distant lately, I've really been re-evaluating a lot of things in life due to insert hamster food here." Then segue into a 4 letter word and call her "my girl". Do NOT mention any other women, and if she brings them up just say "She's not important. You are." and then back into the loving bit.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:06 AM
1	Friends aren't what they used to be Some people don't follow "bros before hoes". Next him as a friend. :)	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:03 AM
-1	What to do if one has below average face? (looks) Eye liner.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:02 AM
1	Feeling depressed and dull Switch from lift to cardio. Specifically, a brisk run at sunrise. A change is as good as a rest.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:01 AM
2	Might meet the ex of my girl. How should I behave That would be a riot. "Hey man, we're Eskimo brothers. Sweet! How about those Braves, eh?"	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 11:00 AM
-1	As a self-employed 31 year old, I'm finding it very difficult to make new friends. Any suggestions? Get an entry level restaurant job at a well known pub or sports bar. Washing dishes or something similar. You'll meet people, usually mid-late 20s to mid-late 30s. The atmosphere is "the camaraderie of the damned" and you'll make friends. The women who work as servers/bartenders tend to be on the high side of the HB scale.	/r/askTRP	13/12/15 10:57 AM
1	Playing the game in your 30s being the AF and not spending a dime on a woman. Too good to be true? If you are meeting in a place that serves alcohol, buy her first drink and buy yourself a drink. Your drink of choice should be a double shot of some liquor, rocks, and a glass of iced water. You can nurse that for hours. Depending on the venue, I go with Jameson or Jack. If the bartender asks about the tab, it's split. Always split. Always. Split. After the first drink, she's paying for her own. If she doesn't have any cash you can use it as an opportunity to change the setting. "I hadn't plann…	/r/TheRedPill	06/12/15 02:41 PM
3	Very short story of my life, very long post, lessons learned by a lifelong Red Piller Every good shed needs a tool.	/r/TheRedPill	06/12/15 02:14 PM
2	How to Turn a One Night Stand into a Plate Make her take your dick in her mouth and look you in the eye while she does it. Smirk at her and tell her she looks beautiful.	/r/TheRedPill	06/12/15 02:10 PM
2	[FR] Ignored my plates shit test, made her want me even more Instead of putting an arm around her, roll over to face her and drape one arm and one leg across her. Squeeze her a bit and maybe kiss her shoulder. Tangle her ankles inside yours. You will be dominating (arm and leg are on top) but also comforting (to help her pretend she isn't just in it for the cock).	/r/TheRedPill	06/12/15 10:47 AM
5	Starting too young = Getting bored quickly? Perhaps you should get a girl primed for "Netflix and chill" and then actually watch a movie.	/r/askTRP	06/12/15 09:39 AM
3	Did I handle this correctly? Your best answer would have been "That's not the point." Then she could have come back with a question, "The point of what?" Or she could have come back with an IOI, "I know." Either way you can close her.	/r/askTRP	06/12/15 09:05 AM
1	Resolving anger phase I would give even money that you are talking school too much.	/r/askTRP	06/12/15 09:03 AM
1	Best ways to make a girl wet? Pull her in close, smell her hair, then exhale through your nose into her ear. Lightly kiss her directly in front of the ear, near the point of her cheekbone.	/r/askTRP	05/12/15 01:45 PM
1	not sure who else to ask, tips? Sweet. Is it prone to cut you if you don't use an attachment?	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 11:37 AM
6	Too much mental masturbation. The basis of becoming Alpha is to build your confidence in yourself. You have to become the man you NEED to be, the man you WANT to be. The Alpha wolf that women want. Then they come to you. In sales there is a strategy called "non-verbal methods of lowering sales resistance". It has to do with strong presentation via indirect means such as posture, appearance, social standing, etc. That is where "meat, veg, lift, dress" comes into play. Strong and slim and fitted works for everyone. Become the …	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 09:43 AM
1	[Question] Why does it hurt more when a friend amogs you or fucks your ex? Look in the eye. "Wow, really?" Look away.	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 09:42 AM
1	not sure who else to ask, tips? Dude, I feel your pain. Ancestry is British/Slavic. As a hairy bastard, I try to keep tabs on my back hair and hair on the shoulders and ears (yes, ears). I recommend a "Shortcut" trimmer made by Remington, and Magic Shave. Magic Shave is what black men with "razor allergy" use, and it takes care of very coarse hair. It is also mild enough you can use it on your sack. The Shortcut trimmer is cordless and curved. It trims as well as normal clippers but fits contoured areas better. The way it work…	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 09:29 AM
3	Best way to handle a long time friend that sometimes disrespects you in public? "Meditations" is an excellent book. Read it in tandem with "The Prince" by Machiavelli for best results. Uncle Marc is the carrot, Uncle Nicky is the stick. Yaboydotcom has it right. Stop feeding the troll.	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 09:07 AM
2	How to escalate a Netflix and Chill? Lean over and smell her hair while you sit beside her. When she looks at you, smile and pull her a bit closer as you turn back to the tv.	/r/askTRP	29/11/15 08:42 AM