TheRedArchive

~ archived since 2018 ~

Balderdash74 Archive

View 0 posts and 201 comments by Balderdash74 on TheRedPill subreddit and various other subreddits related to The Red Pill community.
Search in:
In subreddits:
More
Filter by year/month:
Upvotes Title Category Author Subreddit Date (UTC)
Upvotes Comment on Subreddit Date (UTC)
0

This sub needs more brag threads.
/r/TheRedPill31/01/17 09:52 PM
2

As soon as she starts getting attention from elsewhere, she'll go elsewhere.
/r/TheRedPill31/01/17 09:37 PM
12

we don't need every brother posts little victories in here. Yes, we do. We need 100 more just like this.
/r/TheRedPill30/01/17 08:18 PM
1

the LMR that I encountered in trying to fuck a girl in an airplane bathroom The fact that you tried is savage as fuck. +1 Internets for you, sir.
/r/TheRedPill30/01/17 04:30 AM
7

A fat or ugly house-mouse girl is not necessarily a skanky disease-fest. Of course when you're watching the Discovery Channel and it shows baboons mating,try not to look at the girl and then quickly look away. She might take offense.
/r/TheRedPill17/01/17 07:02 AM
18

43 yrs, tall fit white guy. Only date women my own age, range 35-50, and Tinder is a smörgåsbord. I have found that the women who were once attractive (tourist area, lots of "professional" restaurant servers) often do not develop any sort of real personality or set of interests outside of the big 3: working, drinking, and getting railed by the best looking guy available to them at that moment. Their conversations tend toward banality and they are constantly in need of validation regarding their …
/r/TheRedPill17/01/17 06:59 AM
10

if a girl cheats with you, then she'll eventually cheat on you. Yes. A cuck-fuck will never be anything but a ho.
/r/TheRedPill16/01/17 12:09 AM
3

This field report is fantastic. We need more bragging in this forum.
/r/TheRedPill15/01/17 12:13 AM
1

Lifting keeps you fit. As long as your pectorals are noticeable under a decently fitted shirt and you have a flat stomach, you are good body-wise. After that it is all about game. Get fit, put on a smirk, and walk in like you own the place.
/r/TheRedPill13/01/17 05:49 AM
8

THIS ^ Do not be afraid to stand on the shoulders of giants.
/r/TheRedPill11/01/17 08:45 PM
3

My TRP role model is Jason Statham. "The Transporter" changed my life. Statham's the reason why, in the trunk of my ride, I always keep a change of clothes and a hot Japanese bitch in a bag.
/r/TheRedPill11/01/17 08:43 PM
0

Monk mode is a metaphor for focusing on yourself for a short period to improve your SMV. Video game tards think of it in terms of "grinding to level up". Got a joke for you: "What did the gamer name his penis?" "He called it his SELFIE stick."
/r/TheRedPill11/01/17 06:48 PM
10

One time I was in the parking lot at McDonald's and a woman was sitting on the bench out front next to the Ronald McDonald life-sized statue. I dry humped the clown statue and the woman sitting beside of it got her nut 5 times. She was a squirter, had to steal 3 handfuls of napkins to clean it up. True story!
/r/TheRedPill11/01/17 08:07 AM
1

But this only works for a short time. He needs to follow it up with some dread. Take his wife out for drinks and chat up the cute bartender, find out that the girl at the dry cleaners has a side business selling handmade soaps and use that as an excuse to get her number while the wife watches. Then buy soap from the girl and give it to his mother-in-law. With just a bit of hustle he could indirectly re-frame his "I didn't want to sleep next to you because I felt neglected" into "I am worth more …
/r/TheRedPill11/01/17 07:47 AM
1

Some years ago I read an article about a man who limited himself to 100 objects as personal possessions. Sort of wondered how he counted Plackers.
/r/TheRedPill10/01/17 11:33 AM
5

It is amazing how often a walk on the beach becomes sex in the car.
/r/TheRedPill10/01/17 11:29 AM
18

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. I loves me a crazy bitch... for a few weeks. Then it gets old.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/17 07:03 AM
6

"a woman want to feel as much below the man she has sex with as possible as well as as high above as many other men as possible" This is solid gold.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/17 06:50 AM
1

Yes. Read Tim Ferris's "The Four-Hour Body" for more info on slow carbs.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/17 06:38 AM
1

Seconded. Got a noot stack for Christmas, huge positive change in performance and overall energy levels.
/r/TheRedPill09/01/17 06:36 AM
9

You are missing the point. Feminism is the ultimate shit test. Nothing makes SJW panties wet like telling them that your dick is named "The Patriarchy" and you don't think women should be allowed to vote. They won't stick around long (huge win) but in the meantime the sex is phenomenal (again, huge win).
/r/TheRedPill06/01/17 08:52 AM
22

"knowledge boners" Dude, sweet!
/r/TheRedPill06/01/17 08:42 AM
2

But the one issuing the news reporters Check used to wear red when she was coming up through the ranks. It's not who you know it's who you blow
/r/TheRedPill05/01/17 05:17 AM
1

My ego did your karma in the butt.
/r/TheRedPill04/01/17 03:34 AM
1

"w/ Tabasco for flavor" Godlike.
/r/TheRedPill04/01/17 03:25 AM
2

THIS ^ Massive unfettered confidence. Walk into the place like you own it. Always, everywhere. Own it.
/r/TheRedPill04/01/17 03:21 AM
1

"Buy me dinner and we'll talk."
/r/TheRedPill02/01/17 04:33 AM
1

Passport, overseas travel, etc.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/16 11:41 PM
3

I actually modded Neo up just for the successful troll.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/16 09:20 AM
2

You're over thinking it. You ever heard people say "get over yourself"? Don't do that. Get INTO yourself.
/r/TheRedPill29/12/16 09:16 AM
2

Did you get a ladyboy pregnant?
/r/TheRedPill29/12/16 09:10 AM
5

This is the best field report I ever read. Tons of useful info, well written, complete. +1 Internets for you, my friend. Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was "#2, pick #2"?
/r/TheRedPill29/12/16 09:08 AM
16

One thing I would like to add, something that I learned from Tony Robbins: Get up one hour before you have to start prepping for work, and spend that hour doing something that you enjoy. I use my early time for reading fiction and playing with the dog. It gets the hook set in your head that the first hour of the day is for your personal enjoyment. The first of my day is for me. Everything else comes after.
/r/TheRedPill27/12/16 08:48 PM
2

We have two choices in life: Inertia or Momentum You have momentum. You have the ball rolling, OP. Keep it rolling. Ignore all these whinging fuckheads telling you to softball it. You need to help your father kill his inner bitch.
/r/TheRedPill26/12/16 05:10 AM
1

Dress well, walk in like you own the joint, and give them shit.
/r/TheRedPill20/12/16 03:53 PM
1

Always believe body language. Never believe what a bitch says.
/r/TheRedPill20/12/16 08:50 AM
30

Eat that Frog by Brian Tracy is an excellent book about time management. The main point of the book is that you never have enough time to get all of your tasks done so you choose the most important ones and do those first
/r/TheRedPill19/12/16 02:07 AM
5

Thanks for the recommendation.
/r/TheRedPill11/12/16 07:06 AM
12

When you feel a date went poorly, finish it with this: "I was going to ask you out again, but you're sort of boring. Have a good night."
/r/TheRedPill08/12/16 12:51 AM
2

When a woman asks if she is the only one I'm seeing, I tell her that she can't ask that question unless she is wearing a piece of jewellery that I bought her. It is a roundabout way of saying "no" but is easy for her to hamster away. Also seems to make a bitch work harder.
/r/TheRedPill01/12/16 03:44 PM
1

If he wasn't a fat piece of crap, it wouldn't have ever been a factor.
/r/TheRedPill01/12/16 12:48 AM
1

That b**** did him a favor by telling him that. It is real.
/r/TheRedPill30/11/16 06:32 AM
1

Drop the weight. Paleo is your friend. Get a gym membership or buy a simple set of weights and lift. Starting strength or StrongLifts 5x5 will get you off to a good start. No bread. No sugar. No beer. Very small amounts of rice and baked potato. All the meat and eggs and green vegetables you want. Do you have the right mental frame now you need to work on your physical appearance.
/r/TheRedPill30/11/16 06:31 AM
1

Walk in like you own the place
/r/TheRedPill21/11/16 11:10 PM
3

"Games People Play" by Eric Berne
/r/TheRedPill12/11/16 09:10 PM
1

Hit the gym. Pick an American celeb that you somewhat resemble and try to adopt their clothing style. If you are on a tight budget, get your clothes from thrift shoppes. Most importantly: Work on your English. Seriously. "Ig-rish" won't cut it.
/r/TheRedPill12/11/16 09:06 PM
6

I mostly just fuck them. Otherwise they are furniture. Women are like roombas. They wander around mindlessly looking for something to suck.
/r/TheRedPill11/11/16 02:03 AM
1

Bro I laughed so hard at this.
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:17 AM
1

If you aren't having "protein farts", you aren't doing it right.
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:14 AM
1

We love you too you sick fucking cunt!
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:09 AM
2

Seconded. Cut your hair with the clippers and #1 attachment once per week. Shave your face clean on that same day. Up your creatine to 20 grams per day (even non-lift days) and spend at least 5 days per week at the gym. SL 5x5 or SS will get you off to a good start.
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:08 AM
3

Good hustle, brother. Keep it up!
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:06 AM
1

@suske127 You are a piece of shit. Everything you said is a potential excuse to keep the fatties fat. Post elsewhere, please.
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:05 AM
1

Peanut butter and jelly on seedy crunchy whole wheat bread. 2 for breakfast, 2 after the gym, 2 before bed. No cardio. No treadmill, no stairmaster, no biking, no running, no rowing machine. Nothing but freeweights, squat rack, and PBJ.
/r/TheRedPill09/11/16 06:04 AM
11

Posts like this give you an idea what's waiting on the other side of that weight bench, of what's waiting on the other side of that chicken salad. Posts like this are meant to motivate people to put down the Cheetos, take their hands off their cock-and-balls, and trade the Xbox for a weight bench. People make themselves feel the way they want to feel. If you choose to feel bad because you read what's here, that means that IT TOTALLY APPLIES TO YOU. If you can spend 10 hours per day leveling your…
/r/TheRedPill06/11/16 10:07 PM
119

People will call this a humble brag. I don't. I call it a brag. Fuck being humble. Being single, fit, and male IS life on easy mode. Every mantits-having fat WoW douchebottle on this site can have what you and I have if they put in the effort and stop making excuses. Good hustle, brother.
/r/TheRedPill06/11/16 09:57 PM
2

I like single mothers because they will take it in the ass if they think there's a chance they can lock you down.
/r/TheRedPill06/11/16 09:49 PM
1

Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
/r/askTRP03/11/16 11:21 PM
2

Heard. Did the strict paleo thing, it is good for a cut but not realistic for maintenance or bulk. Drifted a bit this way and that, settled here: Very little bread/breaded/pasta/sugar/potatoes/milk. Lots of meat and cheese, medium veggies. Two PBJ sandwiches per day, one in the morning and one post-workout. Dry wine at home in moderation, liquor and iced water at the club. Beer very occasionally. It does well. 6 pack, just a bit of a wine pouch. Lines of muscle are visible without being too cut.
/r/TheRedPill03/11/16 09:36 PM
1

This story is brilliant. He started making a stable on Tinder and his sister found out. And she's mad because he doesn't feel guilt. It's a cliché.
/r/TheRedPill01/11/16 11:57 AM
5

Oh shit I can't stop laughing.
/r/TheRedPill01/11/16 11:37 AM
1

Back hair isn't a problem. Find a nail salon that offers waxing. Once per quarter, have them wax your back/shoulders. The place I use charges $60. If you have a girlfriend, she can Nair it for you at a much lower cost.
/r/askTRP30/10/16 08:40 PM
-3

Good hustle. +1 Internets for you, sir.
/r/TheRedPill29/10/16 07:24 PM
58

The best exercise for abs is 10 reps per day of not eating so damn much.
/r/TheRedPill29/10/16 07:13 PM
2

Rule 1: Be attractive. Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.
/r/TheRedPill29/10/16 03:34 AM
4

If you got any approach anxiety it means you have not yet internalized the fact that b****** ain't s*** Put the song Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin by Too Short on loop and listen to it for a week straight. It will help you get your mind right
/r/TheRedPill28/10/16 11:56 PM
1

Yes. Those guys are either obese, fat, or skinny fat. I'm in my early 40's. Tall, body fat below 20 percent after a bulk, closer to 10% after a cut, and I have 0 competition among men my age. None. 30ish-40ish yrs old women on Tinder are hella easy. It is amazing how often a walk on the beach turns into sex in the van.
/r/TheRedPill27/10/16 08:23 AM
3

Shave that head. Up your creatine and lift. Seriously.
/r/TheRedPill27/10/16 08:19 AM
6

You are essentially saying that women view things subjectively, to the point that they have trouble with objective thinking. I cannot disagree.
/r/TheRedPill27/10/16 07:13 AM
37

This^ A Chef in their own kitchen is like a judge in their own courtroom. Their word is law. The end. Never blame your mistakes. Own them. Chef will know it and appreciate it. If you never get your ass chewed it's because your work is unimportant. Chef called you a dizzy cunt, hey guy, guess what. You're a dizzy cunt. Accept it and fix your shit, you dizzy cunt, because your work is important enough that Chef sees it. If I screw up, I own it. Every bit of it was me, no matter who else was involv…
/r/TheRedPill27/10/16 07:09 AM
2

Yes. You learn that pussy is really for sale
/r/askTRP21/10/16 09:19 PM
1

This. ^
/r/askTRP20/10/16 07:56 PM
3

To him "Hey kid, grown folks is talkin." To her "Why'd you bring your little brother?"
/r/TheRedPill15/10/16 11:34 PM
1

On the way to each great man's discovery, how much more knowledge did he gain along the way? How many asides were taken into related subjects? Side note: Edison was all about the DC. He was also a true visionary, but ultimately a better manager than he was an inventor. He hired skilled people and gave them his vision, then put his stamp on their works. Source: I managed an antique store back in the late 90's. The owner's prize jewel was a small prototype Edison dynamo. He knew more about Edison …
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 04:56 PM
10

DO let your friends' girlfriends set you up. If you know you could fuck your friend's girl if she wasn't already with him, let her set you up with girls. It serves as a placebo for her desire. She can't get your dick because relationship, but she can still interact with your sexuality vicariously by hooking you up with a friend. She will actually communicate her desire to her friend. Context.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:56 AM
4

Well said. Bitch only want what she can't have. The shit she CAN have, she already got.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:43 AM
0

This is so valid that it is almost a truism. Thank you for the insightful post. If anyone would like a primer on transactional analysis, I recommend "Games People Play" by Eric Berne. When you read the book, remember that the child/parent/teacher model is just that (a model) and is not something to dwell on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_People_Play_(book)
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:42 AM
-2

There are no rules. There are only guidelines. Strictly enforced guidelines can seem like set rules, which can be useful but can also limit us. The question as posted should remain in this sub. There will be new readers looking it over, and they may often have the same question. If anything need be done, it is to have some of our highly esteemed "endorsed contributors" chime in about what this sub means. Op-eds, opinion pieces. Not sidebar material (which is valuable for sure) but rather their o…
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:35 AM
3

The hard lessons leave scars. The scars remind us of what we've learned.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:30 AM
1

Thanks for sharing, brother. Upvoted. Wish I could upvote you twice. Can this be added to the sidebar? The self-diagnoses seems spot on and fairly brutal. Valuable information.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 06:28 AM
-4

The question is specifically about this sub. It belongs here.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:57 AM
1

Sex is fun. Quantity/quality of sex is a metric for personal development. Women are useful as a metric for success in personal development. Women know what a desirable male looks like, from a biological perspective. When fine ass bitches give you a second look, you know you're on the right track. Progression like so: OMG just realized i'm a beta! -> Sidebar, diet, lift, hygiene, dress. Ok now i'm a sexier beta. What do? -> Talk to people, including girls. Ask mid-range girls for numbers. Remembe…
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:56 AM
2

I work in a restaurant. One of the bartenders is "bi" but not flamboyantly gay. I asked him why he digs dudes, and he said "It's not really that I like sex with men, it's just that I think women are horrible."
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:41 AM
2

I've turned 40, came out of a ltr in my early thirties. It's been a blast since then Good hustle, brother. +1 Internets for you.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:29 AM
1

It just gets better with age. By the time you hit your 30s, your friends will be raising kids, showing baldness, sporting a dad bod. Their wives will try to set you up with girlfriends. By the time you're 40, all your friends will be fat and burned out. Their wives will try to get some of you on the side. Once you have a bit of gray in your beard and you're still hella fit, put on a collared shirt and some Old Spice. Young chicks with daddy issues will come find you.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:25 AM
2

Super-focused special purpose people are a pain in the ass. Having a destination is crucial to a fulfilling life, but you MUST enjoy the journey. I mean, once you reach the destination you're going to, what, sit there on your ass and dwell? Hell no, you're going to find another destination, another direction, and take another journey. It's the journey, man.
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 05:21 AM
2

There's skinny fours and fives too if you're trying to start from the bottom bro. Check their teeth and make sure they are not cracked out. Fat skank just ate too much. Skinny skank been chasing chore boy. When I was younger I wasn't athletic I was just skinny as f***. Got some fat ones I'll admit it. Some chubby girls are cute though they got this bubbly personality. You might want to go ahead and talk to them first I'm just saying
/r/TheRedPill14/10/16 03:00 AM
2

Holy s*** dude I can't stop laughing about the part with her face sunk into her doughy head. When I was in the military we had a saying. Any old port in a storm.
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 08:12 AM
3

Girls approach me. I am 6 feet 2 inches tall and 175 pounds. I have a handsome angular face and hit the gym 5 days a week. If you have it like this no worries. Otherwise you need to either improve yourself or up your game. Put down that Xbox put down those Cheetos and stop making incel excuses. If you want the pussy talk to the pussy. If you want to f*** your fist talk to your fist.
/r/TheRedPill13/10/16 08:09 AM
2

If the stats you quoted are true, your only problem is the approach. Talk to girls.
/r/TheRedPill12/10/16 07:12 PM
1

one of them will probably be sexually available and attracted enough to you to touch your wiener. Best thing I've read all day. +1 Internets for you, sir. Have some chicken.
/r/TheRedPill12/10/16 08:47 AM
9

Fuck 3's and 4's until you learn how to game them. Then fuck 4's and 5's. Eventually you'll realize bitches ain't shit. After that, it will be easy.
/r/TheRedPill12/10/16 08:45 AM
1

Don't do nofap. Do noporn. Up your iodide intake to boost libido. Give your video game console away to someone. Not a friend but rather give it to someone who is an enemy. Give it to someone that you absolutely hate so that they can waste their lives playing video games. There is an added bonus that they will view you as a friend.
/r/askTRP12/10/16 08:11 AM
11

I prefer to skip the middleman. I love puppies
/r/TheRedPill12/10/16 07:40 AM
-2

Yes. It is your duty as a successful person to speak of your success to those who are less successful. You're helping them out by giving them something to Aspire to. They will resent you for it but they can go and get f*****. It ain't bragging if you can back it up
/r/TheRedPill12/10/16 07:38 AM
5

Don't wife up a stripper, bro.
/r/askTRP11/10/16 05:45 AM
3

That was a case of good looking out. You did good.
/r/askTRP11/10/16 05:40 AM
10

But my body is not, and I have accepted that. Lose the gut and shave your head.
/r/TheRedPill10/10/16 04:51 PM
22

3 plates is the magic number. Make a PoF account, work it like a mexican for the first 3 days when you're at the top of the listings. Get all the numbers you can, then weed out the drama bitches and the porkers. 3 is your magic number. 2 means you have to care about losing a bitch, and only having 1 bitch means she owns your dick. Try to keep a bitch or two wanting to be put in rotation so you can replace quick if you have to take an L. They are called plates because you only have to give them a…
/r/TheRedPill08/10/16 10:08 AM
2

To create dependency. You own a bitch through her emotions.
/r/askTRP07/10/16 08:11 AM
2

Minimalism, fit is king, color matching, trendy. Solid advice. Remember that classic elegance always trumps faddish frippery. Good shoes, quality jeans/chinos/slacks, and whatever shirt hangs well. Spend 80% on your shoes, 15% on your pants, the other 5% on your shirt. Sometimes a form fitting shirt doesn't look as good as something a bit loose. Again, it depends on how it hangs. Don't trust a bitches advice, trust the mirror. Remember, in a pinch you can always go with cowboy boots, faded Levi'…
/r/askTRP07/10/16 07:28 AM
2

Find a celebrity that you resemble. Look them up on Google Images. Dress similar to how they dress when they are out in town.
/r/askTRP07/10/16 07:23 AM
4

Hug her. Sit and hold her for a bit. After a while sit her up and look at her. Brush away a tear and ask "Are you good now?" When she nods, kiss her on her forehead and hug her again, then go do something else. Give her attention when she needs it, but don't draw attention to her problem. For women, life itself is a comfort test.
/r/askTRP07/10/16 07:21 AM
1

Seconded. Learn what brands are good, then hit thrift stores and pick the cherries. Buy top brands, used, and take good care of the clothes.
/r/askTRP07/10/16 07:12 AM
1

THIS^ Wear nice shoes, worn-out Levi's and a high-cut white v-neck with a plain long-sleeved shirt worn as a jacket. And be ripped. Up your creatine to 20 grams per day and avoid bread and pasta. Lift. Monday arms/shoulders/chest, Tuesday abs/legs. Wednesday rest. Thursday arms/shoulders/chest, Friday abs/legs. When you have man-tits, your unusual face is "ugly". When you're ripped, your unusual face is "rugged".
/r/askTRP07/10/16 04:05 AM
5

According to my landlady (early 70's white female) men don't really become sexy until 40. Apparently women like a bit of grey in the beard.
/r/TheRedPill07/10/16 03:34 AM
4

That mule dick shit is bogus. Blacks tend to be show-ers, whites tend to be growers.
/r/TheRedPill06/10/16 07:01 AM
29

Good looking out,man. You totally helped your friend. I have a married friend who is hella BP. I'm going to help him out by fucking his wife.
/r/TheRedPill06/10/16 06:17 AM
2

Winter rocks. I live in Florida, and I like blazers and dinner jackets. In the spring, summer, early fall, no way. But from November to February, I am the pimp with the natural limp.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 08:10 AM
1

Yes. 5000 IU per day of D3.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 08:09 AM
11

She didn't just kiss someone else back and then feel horrible about it. She sucked the guy's dick and swallowed, which gave her a stomach ache.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 08:07 AM
20

To be honest the faster a girl fucks me the more I like her. If I met myself I would fuck me quickly too. That is pure gold. +1 Internets for you, sir. Have some chicken.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 08:01 AM
17

TRP is not about getting a girl. It is a mindset. It is a way of life. It is a stereotype used as a metric to measure your value in this herd of hairless apes. You must become the man women want. Not just one woman. Her, and all her friends, and random bitches off the street. Carry this truism in your head at all times: "Show me the best looking girl you ever saw, and I'll show you 10 guys who got tired of fucking her." Then go lift.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 07:58 AM
-1

THIS ^ You are the average of the 5 people with whom you spend the most time.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 07:48 AM
1

Women message me on Tinder and POF. First message. Not dozens but several each time I make a new account. Why? Bathroom selfie of my six pack. I don't even show my face. There are so many fat mangina losers in the world that a fit guy has no competition.
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 06:33 AM
18

Because " never educate a sucker"
/r/TheRedPill05/10/16 06:02 AM
3

To the fat slobby uggos on this forum: Instead of "You look great! You're a perfect 10!" which is obviously false, you might want to go with some of the following "You lost 5 pounds! Good job buddy! The next 5 pounds will be so much easier!" "You bathed every day for 4 days in a row! Good job guy! You're moving up in the world!" "You said 'Hi' to the pretty girl clerking at 7-11 and you didn't pee in your pants this time! Solid progress!"
/r/TheRedPill04/10/16 04:03 PM
7

Things I have learned from online dating. When a woman says she is "thick", she is fat. When a woman says she is "average", she is thick. "Thick?" Bullshit. You're fat. Your husband doesn't want to fuck a ham planet. Lose the weight. Rule #1) Be attractive. Rule #2) Don't be unattractive. Would you rather fuck John Goodman or Brad Pitt? Yeah, I thought so.
/r/askTRP04/10/16 06:45 AM
4

Realistically she should bend over and spread her ass cheeks and propose. Any woman who wants to be exclusive with me has to play a short round of golf. A short round of golf is what it's called when I birdie in all three holes.
/r/TheRedPill04/10/16 06:35 AM
84

"Barry?" "Yes, other Barry?" "Good job, guy." "Thanks, other Barry."
/r/TheRedPill04/10/16 06:27 AM
3

You need to up your dread game. If she is busy worrying about keeping you from other bitches, she won't have time to run after strange dick. Fuck your anxiety, bro. Up your game.
/r/TheRedPill03/10/16 01:04 AM
1

To get ripped, you eat massive amounts of fat and protein, and leave the doughnut-y bread shit on the curb.
/r/TheRedPill02/10/16 10:29 AM
1

Tinder/PoF are for finding 6's for P&D. Occasionally one of them is fun enough to plate.
/r/TheRedPill27/09/16 07:16 PM
4

Out of curiosity: what kind of pictures would you like to see in a girls instagram? Pictures of the vagina. Also the titties.
/r/TheRedPill27/09/16 07:14 PM
5

It's a thing. It happens. Get yourself a six pack. Get a bathroom selfie of your six-pack with the front of your shirt pulled up. There are so many beer belly football losers and cheetos manboobs WOW neckbeards these days, a fit guy has no competition.
/r/TheRedPill27/09/16 07:11 PM
7

If you're going to start, there will never be a better time than now. At this exact moment as you read this you have the maximum amount of time left that you will ever have. Lift, approach, work on your self-confidence, whatever it is that you need to improve, do it today. I'm writing this between sets at the gym. You dig?
/r/TheRedPill22/09/16 06:57 AM
1

Losers make excuses, winners make it happen.
/r/TheRedPill21/09/16 04:28 PM
1

Bone broth is hella good. After the bones have boiled soft, you can eat them as well.
/r/TheRedPill21/09/16 04:26 PM
9

You should up your game. Leave a condom in the trash can in her own bathroom.
/r/TheRedPill20/09/16 09:28 PM
6

Workout Anytime is dead center between my house and work. At 2 am when I'm off work, all of the stupid UnderArmor yuppies are gone and there MIGHT be two other people there. They are usually either military types or construction workers. Yeah, it is wall-to-wall machines but there are two press benches, a squat rack, a Smith machine, and 5lb-120lb dumbells with incline, flat, and decline plain benches. I load up the squat rack, set up the benches how I want, and superset. Fuck your spritzer smoo…
/r/TheRedPill20/09/16 09:13 PM
-2

I want to train a woman to respond to dog commands.
/r/TheRedPill20/09/16 03:58 PM
1

"For now at least, the answer for me is MGTOW. I will of course spin plates, but I've decided the next year is the year for me. It's been over 3 years since I've been single for a reasonable period of time. I've done a lot of soul searching over the past month, and I've concluded that even if I meet a unicorn, I am not a man fit for a relationship, emotionally or psychologically." Well said.
/r/TheRedPill11/09/16 07:43 AM
4

Yes. Went from using machines to using barbels, it cut my lift weight in half. After 2 weeks of nothing but barbells, I tried a machine and have almost doubled my lift weight on the machine.
/r/TheRedPill11/09/16 07:38 AM
2

"Toe" the line. Not "tow". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_the_line#Misspelling_as_.22tow_the_line.22
/r/TheRedPill11/09/16 07:29 AM
3

Salad. Eggs. Water. Yes. Bread. Soda. No. Stop being a fat ass.
/r/TheRedPill11/09/16 12:44 AM
1

Haters gonna hate. Hoes gonna hoe.
/r/TheRedPill07/09/16 12:06 PM
16

I remember decades ago when I decided to stop smoking pot and all of a sudden nobody wanted to hang out. Turns out all we had in common was that we all smoked pot
/r/TheRedPill04/09/16 02:18 PM
1

Look for extreme whole grain bread. The brand I am using now has 10g carbs per slice.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 03:51 PM
2

I love this diet. +1 Internets for you, sir. Add 2 daily PBJ with crunchy-seedy whole grain bread and remove the sugarfree soda and we could seriously do one another's grocery shopping. Fast breakfast? 3 raw eggs and a scoop of vanilla protein/creatine powder in a blender bottle. Shake it to death and top with strong black coffee. Fat, protein, creatine, and mild stimulants. Everything a growing boy needs.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 03:45 PM
3

THIS ^ If you do cardio, stick to short fast sprints. Work up to the max setting on the treadmill for a quarter-mile, then do ONE at the end of each lift day. The endorphins rush you'll get is amazing.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 03:39 PM
0

I'm wearing 2 inch cutoff jeans in India as a man. And no one can stop me. America, fuck yeah! Suck my big hairy mother fucking dick yeah! Dude I will never stop laughing at that. Seriously, that is funny as fuck!
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 03:03 PM
1

Truer words were never spoken.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 02:25 PM
1

Catfish them. "Tall fit white dude with big dick and job seeks woman to be spoiled and given multiple mindblowing orgasms." So what if you are a fat unemployed Paki midget with a tiny dick? No calls, no sales.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 01:45 PM
2

Don't ever let a woman be that gleam in your eye.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 01:27 PM
3

In related news, Russian woodcutters have been told by the Russian Ministry of Saving Your Ass to not dress like female deer, so as not to get shot by hunters or buggered by male deer. Russian feminists promptly protested by dressing like female deer. They were then buggered and shot.
/r/TheRedPill02/09/16 01:19 PM
1

This is beautiful. Thanks for sharing your experience. Post a story on your next weight day, let us know how it goes.
/r/TheRedPill01/09/16 06:14 AM
1

Simple carbs vs complex carbs. Insulin spikes.
/r/TheRedPill01/09/16 06:12 AM
1

That's solid results. Thanks for sharing!
/r/TheRedPill01/09/16 12:53 AM
0

Thanks for the input! +1 for you, sir.
/r/TheRedPill01/09/16 12:49 AM
-3

+1 Internets for you, sir. Have some chicken.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 08:21 PM
-2

"Here's what worked for me. YMMV" Also I would like to add: "Caveat emptor."
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 07:56 PM
2

Thanks for the link, brother. That's a valuable resource.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 07:13 PM
2

Yes. That is why I recommend the PBJ on whole grain. Early simple/complex carb mix for a good start in the morning, and again post-workout to help replenish muscle. Vegetables also contain carbs (both simple and complex), as do simple cheeses such as cottage cheese. I know one specific guy at my gym who recommends carbing up before the gym. He's bulky and pushes out big sets, but he doesn't have abs. He has "an ab". He doesn't have biceps or triceps, he has "big arms". Not that there's anything …
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 06:54 PM
4

That's how it's done. When you plateau, change your routine. Good job!
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 06:10 PM
2

Again, if carb loading is part of your recommended regimen with regard to competing as an athlete, you should follow the instructions of your coach, trainer, or dietitian. Those people have schooling and experience and they are working to help you succeed. Their advice is golden.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 06:07 PM
19

Good advice. Beer - bad Red or dry white wine - not as bad Liquor - best I second the liquor/water mix. My go-to at the club is a single Jameson, neat, and a glass of iced water. Shoot the Jameson, then no next shot until the water glass is empty. Staying hydrated keeps you from getting too drunk and helps with the hangover.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 06:06 PM
4

Thanks for the good word, Marine.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 05:15 PM
22

Used to be obese and lost over 100 pounds mostly doing cardio with my diet. You are an inspiration, my friend. 100 pounds is a real milestone. Keep up the good work!
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 05:10 PM
4

If carb loading is part of your recommended regimen with regard to competing as an athlete, you should follow the instructions of your coach, trainer, or dietitian. Those people have schooling and experience and they are working to help you succeed. Their advice is golden.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 05:07 PM
2

True dat. If you must eat pasta (really, guy? c'mon) whole grain is possibly marginally better. Again, though, that whole "slippery slope" bit. Whole grain seedy-crunchy bread is obviously whole grain seedy-crunchy bread. Whole grain pasta looks the same as regular pasta when covered with sauce and meatballs. "I'm out of whole grain pasta! Oh noes! But hey, there is this bag of cheap white angelhair pasta from Costco. It all looks the same. What the hell. Om nom nom nom nom." And you're sliding …
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 05:04 PM
9

Yes, it helps. Diet is 95% of what works, exercise is the other 5%. The problem with viewing exercise as a part of dedicated weight loss is that people end up saying "Cardio, it works." and then they stay an entire hour on the treadmill instead of trimming the junk out of the diet. It's that "slippery slope" thing. I see them on the treadmills at the gym. They are male "every-good-shed-needs-a-tool" and female "i'm-curvy-not-fat" types. They are walking to a certain number of calories according …
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:58 PM
4

Seconded on the creatine. Many protein shake blends (Walmart, GNC, etc. all carry them) contain creatine. 3 raw eggs and a scoop of protein/creatine mix in a "blender bottle" topped off with strong coffee is good with breakfast and before you hit the gym. You'll push harder and recover faster.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:15 PM
21

The point is moot. A smart business owner doesn't strive to be a good accountant, he hires a CPA. A smart business owner doesn't write or edit copy. He hires writers and editors. A smart business owner doesn't scrub the toilets, he hires a janitor. A smart business owner doesn't supervise employees. He has a manager to ride herd on those employees, while said business owner works 30 hours per week (checking the books and handling big clients) and spends the rest of the time living life. A self-e…
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 03:29 PM
2

Women love drama. Are you her new agony aunt?
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:46 AM
6

DUDE! Oh man. This is a gem: 3) If you manage to verbally subcommunicate that you are a member (its still subcommunication, because the verbal ways you communicate it aren't direct at all), the secret society members will gladly tell you all about their sexual exploits and adventures. As soon as you subcommunicate that you desire romance, she will immediately retract all of her previous statements (and she'll look completely congruent doing so), and downplay them that it was something she did ju…
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:32 AM
26

I think he is re-hashing the mantra of "talk about your fun hobbies, your interesting passions. don't talk work". Which is, in fact, sage advice. In other words: "Just because you work in an extremely technical field doesn't mean you have to act like Bill Nye."
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:22 AM
-3

+1 Internets for you, sir! Have some chicken.
/r/TheRedPill31/08/16 04:18 AM
8

Let's flip it around. If your mom is a crazy bitch, and women ask you about her as a vetting mechanic, how can you phrase "crazy bitch" in a more positive manner? Is there a polite way of saying "I call her once per year when I'm drunk enough to think it's a good idea." ...? Remember, when the other party is in range, so are you.
/r/TheRedPill30/08/16 07:16 PM
1

A whore is just a slut with business sense.
/r/TheRedPill30/08/16 03:31 AM
1

I find my high-cut v-necks at Buckle, in Destin Commons. The brand is B.K.E., they run about $15 per item.
/r/TheRedPill30/08/16 03:25 AM
18

Only losers date work. The end.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 11:13 AM
1

Yes. I'm going to make all your cash disappear when you buy 12 watches.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 03:15 AM
1

Tried waterlining, doesn't work unless you have a head full of black hair. Crewcut, not so much.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 03:14 AM
1

Seconded on the high-cut white v-neck. I have half a dozen of them, they go with everything. Here on the Gulf Coast you MUST wear a t-shirt under anything, otherwise you end up sweating through. I find that a v-neck shows less under a nice button-up.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 03:12 AM
5

No, guy. You don't get to sit at the "cool" table.
/r/TheRedPill29/08/16 03:00 AM
1

Narrow is the path. Narrow is the gate. Hopefully she shaves the gate. It is much nicer that way.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 08:16 PM
12

At the advent of television, art imitated life. 10 years later, life imitated art. People want what TV tells them to want. They want a Brad Pitt or a Mila Kunis. You can make it work for you though. Pick a celeb that you somewhat resemble, hit Google images for pics of them out in town, and select your wardrobe accordingly. You will receive better treatment from strangers without any added effort on your part. Remember that classic elegance always trumps faddish frippery.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 07:27 PM
4

Yes. Riding home after work, it's hella late. "I'm tired and sore, could probably use another day to let my muscles rebuild." But once I step in the door of the gym, all that bullshit just disappears.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 07:16 AM
5

This. ^ Met a German ex-pat in Alabama about 1 1/2 years ago. My age (early 40s) with a tight little body, full-spread Yggdrasil tatted on her back, liked to be tied up and spanked and fucked hard. After one session where I worked her ass over with one of those big paint stirring sticks from Ace, we were laying in bed and I was holding her, playing with her hair, and she asked "How are you so gentle?" We only saw each other for a few months, and when I moved back here to Florida she told me she …
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 06:31 AM
3

Thick brunettes with defined calves and long hair. F - T - W
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 04:09 AM
2

Him - "Hello hot trailer park girl, I'll give you a nug of sour diesel if you help me make a short video." Her - (looks around hmmmm my obese mom and drunk dad aren't watching) "Ok RSD loser, I'll help you trick neckbeards into thinking they should wear a feather boa to clubs." And the rest, as they say, was history.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 03:59 AM
3

they'll likely end up being uglier Oh wow. This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 03:54 AM
5

There's only 4 aces in the deck, motherfucker. Play the hand you were dealt. This is golden. Pure gold. +1 Internets for you, sir. Have some chicken.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 03:42 AM
1

I second this. Join a dance studio. You'll meet people, both women and men, who can appreciate things in life other than footballs and Brangelinas.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 03:34 AM
1

There's a song I made up with one verse. I sing it to myself in my head when I'm at the gym working out. "Girl, I wish I missed you. But I can't, cause you ain't left yet."
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 02:33 AM
3

So true. a rich guy can hire the best trainers and get in the best shape. Or the best groomers, the best look. You can literally pay people to teach you to be more confident. If you've been rich for very long and you still ain't got game, do the world a favor and bow out.
/r/TheRedPill24/08/16 02:13 AM
1

This ^ I hit the gym after midnight (restaurant, not off work till the a.m.) and there is seldom more than 2 or 3 other people present. Set up the squat rack for 5x5, load up the incline and decline machines how I want, superset. Takes 45 minutes for lift days, an hour on cardio days. Tried going before work. It was a clusterfuck. Every bench, rack, and machine had people waiting on it. Fuck that.
/r/TheRedPill22/08/16 07:22 AM
1

shit test or uncertainty Does not matter. 3 not-yes, next. What, you got them lining up? No? Then you won't mind spending a little time.
/r/TheRedPill22/08/16 05:04 AM
7

The first few "no" rarely mean no. They are a shit test. Assume the sale through the first two "no", the third "no" means it isn't worth the trouble unless there's money riding on it. Successful salesmen close after 5 "no" on average. You're right about "maybe". Anything other than yes means no.
/r/TheRedPill22/08/16 04:24 AM
0

Only losers fuck work. The end.
/r/askTRP22/08/16 04:11 AM
3

Good on you. Anything other than a solid "yes" means no. 3 times no means NEXT.
/r/TheRedPill22/08/16 04:06 AM
2

Show me the best looking woman in the world, and I'll show you ten guys who got tired of fucking her.
/r/TheRedPill21/08/16 01:49 AM
2

I don't want kids because I am a selfish fuck. Just say no to shit-assed little rodents. I have a dog, she shits outside. My dog is smarter than your kid. Share my toys? Fuck you. Edit: No, I am not being ironic.
/r/TheRedPill18/08/16 08:03 AM
5

Text/phone is for logistics. Period. The end.
/r/TheRedPill18/08/16 07:51 AM
2

Inserting lifts into a kettlebells routine sounds like a good mix. Good job brother. Make sure to give yourself a solid day off every week. Was following Pavel's "Simple Sinister" kettlebells protocol for around a year, saw some solid gains in the legs and lower abdomen. My obliques are sick. Turkish get-ups were brutal at first. Switched 5x5 to build chest and shoulders. So far I have the most trouble with OHP.. Cardio day means treadmill, set it to 10 and sprint 1/4 mile. Rest for 10 minutes, …
/r/TheRedPill17/08/16 05:50 AM
0

I follow StrongLifts 5 by 5 protocol. I also do incline and decline presses every lift day. Instead of doing it 3 days a week, I do 2 days of StrongLifts, one day of cardio, 2 days of StrongLifts, then another day of cardio. The seventh day is for rest.
/r/TheRedPill17/08/16 04:43 AM
3

The vajayjay is a catcher's mitt for cash.
/r/TheRedPill15/08/16 06:34 PM
5

"It's a numbers game. The RP and canvassing go hand in hand." THIS. Get a business license for service work and start doing door-to-door or paperbox flyers for advertising. You will have to sell the prospect on YOU. Every prospect you close is a rush, and makes you hungry for the next conquest. Eventually you will have no shame and no fear of rejection. "Some will, some won't. So what? NEXT." - said every successful salesman, ever.
/r/TheRedPill15/08/16 06:25 PM
2

Treat them like shit. Seriously. Act like whatever you think a jackass acts like.
/r/TheRedPill15/08/16 04:39 PM
2

Seconded. The RSD videos are cringe-worthy.
/r/TheRedPill10/08/16 05:28 AM
1

Alpha - Napoleon Sigma - Talleyrand
/r/TheRedPill07/08/16 08:09 AM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.
created by /u/dream-hunter