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Take another girl on the trip
/r/askTRP14/02/18 05:17 AM
3

Crypto is so dead lol, hodl strong to 0 man
/r/askMRP05/02/18 07:09 PM
2

Do you mean all animal products? Like meat?
/r/askTRP13/01/18 05:17 AM
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He was saying the girl would be more busy questioning what shortfalls she had that made him stray than questioning the act itself. Dummy.
/r/askTRP28/11/17 06:24 PM
1

How many years we talking? That’s a massive salary difference
/r/askTRP11/11/17 03:54 AM
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Lmao I love you, minimal homo
/r/askTRP29/08/17 04:24 AM
1

Vasilly is quite literally a god in this department when compared to you She's already lost by the way, next, unless you have a cuck fetish
/r/askTRP29/08/17 04:12 AM
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Lmao this is gonna end well
/r/askTRP20/08/17 05:18 PM
4

Lol you sound personally hurt. Did this happen to you too? Please share
/r/TheRedPill04/07/17 03:24 PM
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Implying if she had found out he was rich before dumping him she still would be upset and dump him? Lmao. Sure bud. She wouldn't have cared at all if she had found out BEFORE.
/r/TheRedPill04/07/17 03:21 PM

You sound like a pussy. Not because you don't hate women, but because you give a shit about the makeup of some internet forum.
/r/TheRedPill04/07/17 03:16 PM
5

"[You should] be worried when I don't want sex with you." Easiest shit test in the game.
/r/askTRP14/06/17 07:55 PM
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Seems like you have a crush
/r/TheRedPill14/06/17 07:02 PM
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On a Thursday? That seems overly available but you do you, id wait til tomorrow or Saturday, opens up more options for after the date and nothing like "I have work tomorrow early, gtg" will come up
/r/askTRP09/06/17 12:14 AM
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I mean you can still toss in the pic there tbh
/r/askTRP08/06/17 05:01 PM
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Not really fogging but I like "I'm keeping the front half of the dog when we get divorced then" which is A) funny, and B) implies that marriage will always end in divorce. Whenever possible portray marriage in a negative light, not blatantly like you're mad that it exists, just that you clearly don't respect it or give it any thought. I've done this with my LTR and she literally said yesterday "everybody on Facebook getting married" and I replied "in a few years: 'everyone on FB getting divorced…
/r/askTRP08/06/17 02:13 PM
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Stop reading here OP. Other responses don't even come close to this greatness
/r/askTRP08/06/17 02:06 PM
1

I always respond to stuff like that with bro banter, don't get offended just toss something back, my goto here is "only if you blow me" or something else totally gay or unreasonable that is obviously a joke. And since I react like this a lot it usually elicits some type of response like "don't tempt me with a good time" which is always fun to riff off of. Warning: may not work if actually gay or known virgin.
/r/askTRP08/06/17 02:01 PM
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I love your bluntness in these asktrp threads, idk how you manage to wade through all this shit and keep your sanity. Keep doing the lords work brotha
/r/askTRP07/06/17 03:14 PM
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Only when she sees the flab tryna creep up, or thinks her ass is losing definition, even then it's pretty half-ass workouts
/r/askTRP07/06/17 02:17 PM
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If you were actually chill, you would be rolling right through most shit tests by default. So probably not.
/r/askTRP07/06/17 01:50 PM
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My girl is like 100 lbs with basically no fat anywhere and has a sagging chin, sometimes it's genetic.
/r/askTRP07/06/17 01:46 PM
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No advise but surprisingly introspective. You'll go far.
/r/askTRP06/06/17 02:43 AM
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Why the fuck do women always do that heavy shit testing/fight baiting right before they aren't gonna see you for a week? It's like clockwork
/r/MarriedRedPill06/06/17 01:12 AM
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Do you really make an account just to post that drivel?
/r/askTRP05/06/17 10:42 PM
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You underestimate the power of women in the workplace to abuse their resources and stick around as an unnoticed leech for years.
/r/askTRP05/06/17 10:28 PM
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Haven't gone 90 days without female-induced orgasm since I was 18 so I can't relate. If you spent less time lying to people on the internet, fantasizing and more time working maybe you'd probably achieve the same results, but we both know that won't be happening.
/r/TheRedPill05/06/17 09:34 PM
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Sounds exactly like a delusional nofap-frequenter's fantasy. Keep dreaming buddy boy.
/r/TheRedPill05/06/17 09:24 PM
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You are the farthest thing from alpha I've ever seen in the comments here. I hope you get banned for polluting the community.
/r/TheRedPill05/06/17 04:37 PM
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Your entire post history screams "shut-in with no experience" just thought I'd let you know
/r/askTRP02/06/17 02:12 AM
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5/10 troll
/r/askMRP30/05/17 02:13 PM
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Not necessarily, Reddit is a hobby and a learning avenue for many. I only use Reddit for this sub and financial/career subreddits and spend less than an hour a day on it. Not claiming super high SMV but it is not far fetched to see super high SMV men doing whatever the fuck they want and learning from others' experience on online forums seems right up their alley.
/r/askTRP27/05/17 02:54 PM
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Assuming you can actually get the pussy you claim is talking highly of you, you can play the field on the trip but don't make it blatant, you could potentially fuck all 9 girls in the perfect world but not if they all know you are fucking them all, you want them to think it but not know, ya feel? Call me a pussy but I like a sure thing so I'd be fucking the exLTR the entire trip and flirting hard with the other girls to push her into god tier sex mode with little risk of failure And I have a fee…
/r/askTRP26/05/17 12:39 PM
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That's hardly bald lmao, man has a near perfect head of hair OP is still ghey tho
/r/askTRP26/05/17 12:33 PM
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Fucking perfection.
/r/askMRP26/05/17 06:01 AM
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My girl always just says no cuz she hates when I'm actually upset with her and it's more of a comfort test than shit test, but if you got a bitch that's gonna say petty shit like that you can usually just laugh at that point cuz she sounds like a toddler and when you laugh it brings attention to that fact Obligatory: then she'll say "why you laughing" and you pull some cocky funny "cuz you're funny" and look at her like she's the most adorable toddler you've ever seen There is no "nuclear" destr…
/r/askTRP26/05/17 05:56 AM
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2 on each side no? What's unbelievable here?
/r/askTRP26/05/17 04:42 AM
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I usually AA with "my life is in shambles" dripping with sarcasm then she pushes for a real answer and I go "nothing, why", seems to work for me I think the initial sarcastic response slightly defuses the situation and is more reassuring making it better than an immediate "nothing"
/r/askTRP26/05/17 04:36 AM
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Saying "you done?" is AM, you are correct though I prefer "did you enjoy that" and go on to completely ignore her, more fun and literally shows her that her tantrums have no effect on you which reduces their frequency but requires a bit more solid frame to pull off
/r/askMRP26/05/17 04:19 AM
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My favorite is "should I be?" Basically a pressure flip with a little bit of fog to make herself subconsciously examine what she's done recently that might have made you mad.
/r/askTRP26/05/17 01:54 AM
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You're gonna make a fantastic plate for someone.
/r/askTRP26/05/17 01:52 AM
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That's clearly the same exact picture photoshopped. Maintaining whiteness of that level isn't practical nor will be worth the effort.
/r/TheRedPill24/05/17 07:59 PM
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This was fucking hilarious to read. Thank you.
/r/askTRP24/05/17 07:23 AM
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Without sounding like Captain-Save-A-Hoe.. can you help her to become attractive to you again? Gym, exercise, whatever. You must have liked something to want her in the first place. I agree with everyone else on the rest though, this is not a wife problem, this is a lack of leadership problem.
/r/askMRP23/05/17 05:54 PM
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Have girlfriend but we only communicate in grunts. You're seriously pathetic man.
/r/askTRP08/05/17 10:44 PM
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Reading your replies I thought for sure you were a chick. This is sad. Can a mod delete this post?
/r/askTRP08/05/17 07:06 PM
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This is the kind of comment I see when I look back in poster's history on asktrp who wonder why their girlfriend cheated on them when everything was "perfect." Just food for thought.
/r/TheRedPill26/04/17 03:04 AM
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Holy cringefest. I promise you will never be having sex with this girl ever again. So either accept the friend zone or move on.
/r/askTRP06/04/17 08:31 AM
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I'm on the fence with this because it's almost like you're doing your friend a favor and redpilling him the hard way.. then again it's just really shitty in general.
/r/askTRP14/02/17 07:54 AM
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You'll never be chad, small stuff. You have the emotional stability of a woman.
/r/TheRedPill26/01/17 01:21 AM
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Reading that, it sounds like a cop out for you to not get better at keeping women around. That said I don't deny it's validity.
/r/TheRedPill26/01/17 12:44 AM
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You'd make a killing on r/relationships mate. Couldn't have worded it better.
/r/askTRP19/01/17 03:24 AM
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Dude you should really find a new hobby.
/r/askTRP13/01/17 08:58 PM
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After quick glance at comment history.. don't ever take this virgin's advice.
/r/askTRP13/01/17 07:27 PM
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Dude I know I've rode your dick before asking for help and shit but honestly, I hope you never leave this sub. Always succinct, perfect advice. Stay golden.
/r/TheRedPill12/01/17 04:07 AM
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You're deluding your self if you think she doesn't know what she's doing.
/r/askTRP30/12/16 04:04 PM
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"Na, bet you're the next Picasso" Instead of lame. Keep it fun.
/r/askTRP30/12/16 03:38 PM
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Your responses to shit tests are always so perfect and succinct. Wish I had the experience and knowledge you have amassed. What is your frame of mind when you respond to a shit test? From what I've read of your posts it seems to be something like "nothing fazes me." Also what would it take for you to be actually offended by a woman? Is there anything they could say?
/r/askTRP29/12/16 02:54 PM
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What on earth do you gain from "educating" others? I used to (and admittedly still do) have this problem and have found that, if not asked for help or advice, do not give it. If you really want someone to take your advice or education seriously, finagle your way into making them ask you for it. People are much more invested and eager to take advice after they hear themself ask for it in my experience.
/r/askTRP29/12/16 02:44 PM
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Do whatever you want to do. Don't do things for other people. That said, you ignoring her last request may have her interested in if you actually like her. If you do take her out, be sure not to shower her with affection and make her work for it as that seems to be what she responds to.
/r/askTRP29/12/16 02:41 PM
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What about my welcome?
/r/askTRP27/12/16 09:16 PM
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That was fucking amazing. Very comprehensive, well said.
/r/askTRP05/12/16 08:58 AM
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Just when you think your anger phase is over..
/r/TheRedPill08/09/16 05:47 PM
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Younger women are hotter. This translates to the screen they see when they take pictures of themselves. If they like what they see less (most will as they get older) they will be less likely to want to share.
/r/askTRP18/08/16 05:09 AM
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Yea she sends nudes whenever I ask and occasionally on her own. Don't see how that's relevant to my question
/r/askTRP10/08/16 12:03 PM
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Texting only for logistics isn't really reasonable in a LTR when you won't see eachother for the entire week or occasionally two.
/r/askTRP10/08/16 11:59 AM
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Well I wouldn't bet she was "alone" the whole time.
/r/askMRP25/07/16 12:21 PM
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That handwriting.. You dating a 7 year old mate? No hate.
/r/askTRP24/07/16 01:51 PM
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Yo, what is the "correct" way to choke? Hand placement, pressure, that shit. I can't find good advice/guide for it anywhere.
/r/TheRedPill20/07/16 01:28 PM
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Nigga, hitting the gym is always a good idea. Unless you're dying tomorrow and you.. Nevermind it'd still be a good idea.
/r/askTRP19/07/16 08:32 PM
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What if she says she doesn't get along well with girls and is more a "one of the guys type girl" but doesn't actually keep around any orbiters or male friends
/r/askTRP14/07/16 12:45 PM
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A guy who wouldn't be capable of a LTR even if he wanted one.
/r/askTRP14/07/16 12:42 PM
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Agree, love bug is cringy regardless of situation besides sarcasm. What differentiates something like prettygirl and cuteness to you though? Assuming none of these are used like "oh you're so perfect darlin prettygirl!!" Just like casual conversation shit specifically if she initiated saying something cute. I'm not looking for you to give me permission to use these btw, I'm gonna use what I want, I just enjoy stealing other people's experience instead of making mistakes myself.
/r/askTRP13/07/16 01:50 PM
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Please tell me didn't take a girl up on that.
/r/askTRP13/07/16 01:41 PM
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Reason I'm asking is that after I said something cute to my girl (she said I gave her butterflies, I said she gave me the closest thing to butterflies I can get as a man) she said she likes that and things like that make her feel special. Not really normal cuz I usually just A&A shit like that but she'd been great that day so I gave her the comfort.
/r/askTRP13/07/16 01:35 PM
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Girl cuts hair - definitely has another guy. Lol...
/r/askTRP12/07/16 07:41 PM
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Depending on the girl that could be a comfort test disguised as shit test. I really don't see any reason not to just give her a non-emotional "na, I like where we are." If she asks "where are we then?" It's an easy "two friends enjoying eachother." If she's the kind of chick to fish for affection like that just ignore though.
/r/askTRP12/07/16 07:26 PM
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Wolf of Wall Street. I kid you not right after the scene where the chick was playing "show off the pussy" with DeCaprio, my girl is wet as fuck and jumps on my dick clearly as a reaction. Hot girls put chicks into competitive mode. She's gotta keep her new man from leaving for whatever is better somehow.
/r/askTRP12/07/16 11:01 AM
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Stop saying "lmao."
/r/askTRP10/07/16 06:00 PM
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Curious where you are cuz either your game is total garbage or you don't get out much if you think sex on first date is uncommon these days. And I was alluding to having kids in an LTR.
/r/askTRP06/07/16 02:06 PM
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So fucking on date 1-2 is a red flag but if she doesn't put out by date 3 she's ghosted? I'm assuming you don't ever want a LTR with that logic.
/r/askTRP06/07/16 01:06 PM
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So say you have a SAHM LTR and you bring home the money while she holds down the fort and cares for potential kids. What is the safest way of going about paying for things such as groceries and household items that she would most likely purchase on her own? Give her a credit card that you monitor dedicated to only these expenses and keep hers and your account separate besides that?
/r/TheRedPill05/07/16 07:38 PM
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or never at all Damn that sounds like a good thing.
/r/TheRedPill05/07/16 06:57 PM
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What kind of stuff do you sell and how'd you start/get interested in that?
/r/askTRP05/07/16 01:18 PM
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I'd ask her if she thinks hanging with a guy she has sexual history with is appropriate in her relationship with you. If she says yes or proceeds to go after this comment, soft next or plate. Point is she doesn't want you as much as you think if she's pulling this shit so save your time man.
/r/askTRP05/07/16 02:47 AM
1

95% of women are insecure. How can you warrant a next from that
/r/askTRP05/07/16 02:36 AM
1

So you're saying the entire section of "sex as a reward" in "the manipulated man" only applies to men women assess as beta?
/r/askTRP01/07/16 08:19 PM
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"Hey man, if you're trying to put moves on my girl, you're doing it wrong." Calm, cool, collected, amused.
/r/askTRP29/06/16 01:24 PM
1

Given this is indeed the case, forehead kiss and keep chugging?
/r/askTRP23/06/16 03:06 PM
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It means I'm not purposely an asshole to her just to be an asshole.
/r/askTRP23/06/16 02:58 PM
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Just ran into this with my LTR and this response is all-encompassing perfection. You're a fucking genius. Thanks man.
/r/askTRP14/06/16 02:14 PM
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If it wasn't apparent then that's what I meant: dread, withdrawal of attention, less availability. Obviously nothing obvious but still noticeable.
/r/askTRP13/06/16 08:53 PM
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How can you punish a girl for something (blatant disrespect, not doing something you told her, etc) without making it seem like a reaction? Reactionary behavior is generally frowned upon since it shows she has minor control over you.
/r/askTRP13/06/16 07:21 PM
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Definitely answered the second question, what about the first
/r/askTRP13/06/16 06:57 PM
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Next time: Copy the url. Go to archiv.is and make an archived link. Post that link here.
/r/askTRP13/06/16 06:00 PM
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Relevant recent example Girl just stopped birth control as explained in comments and doesn't want to fuck her man anymore. Other symptoms there as well. Seems like a perfect match.
/r/TheRedPill13/06/16 12:59 PM
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That's just you pal. Still sound like an incel. Enjoy your miserable life.
/r/TheRedPill09/06/16 05:30 PM
0

Future school shooter right here. Look out colleges.
/r/TheRedPill09/06/16 05:03 PM
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I'm sorry about your bad luck with women but just because you aren't and never will be alpha enough to keep a woman interested more than one night doesn't mean other men can't. Stop preaching stuff you know nothing about.
/r/TheRedPill09/06/16 05:01 PM
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Yea, SEIZE all that contact. Get it.
/r/askTRP06/06/16 06:06 PM
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Made me smile.
/r/askMRP03/06/16 03:18 PM
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Uhh no we would tell him to move out and take care of himself like a man. You must be new here. Nice attempt at undercover "you're all so misogynistic" though.
/r/TheRedPill03/06/16 12:28 PM
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Open hypergamy. No shame sex with other men while in a relationship and openly looking for an upgrade while still having a fallback. That is the endgame for feminism.
/r/askTRP02/06/16 12:24 PM
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This explains why you advocate hookers so much. No woman in their right mind would ever let you close to them. You won't have a chance at an accepting woman's touch for at least 5 years and that hurts you to realize. So you choose denial. Because you're a pussy at heart. You honestly don't even have a reason to hate women since it's clear you haven't even had the experience of being graced by one. Your hamster is stronger than most women I've met.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 01:59 PM
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There you go again parroting other people's ideas. Who cares if "everyone else is doing it." Doesn't make it correct. I think there is a time for hookers like an incel losing virginity or an omega like yourself for life. But this guy isn't that, this guy needs to work on himself to find happiness, not surrender to a hooker.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 01:51 PM
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Yo nice anecdote. I figured the ending would come across as butthurt but that was a nice spin. Well done.
/r/askTRP01/06/16 01:26 PM
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As much as I already hate you, I can't help but be grateful for you. "Men" like you make dating for me that much easier.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 01:22 PM
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The only thing getting a hooker teaches you is how to run away from your fears and surrender in the face of difficulty you fucking chump.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 01:18 PM
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Anddd here you are telling people who want to get better with women to just "get a hooker." Your advice truly is worthless. Seriously, move on kid. Go practice what you "preach." If you can even call your drivel preaching.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 01:06 PM
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You're honestly the biggest pussy I've noticed on this sub. You contribute damn near close to nothing besides parroting "AWALT" and "don't get married you fucking idiot." It's obvious you lack the experience to even make these claims to be totally honest. More than half the time you just come across as bitter and miscalculated due to how shitty your own life is. Please, fix your own shit or go find a different forum to spread your worthless misanthropy.
/r/TheRedPill01/06/16 12:44 PM
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Got you. I figured fantasy here meant imagining things in real life that have yet to happen. That's what I jump to when I hear fantasy but I see what you're saying.
/r/TheRedPill27/05/16 05:59 PM
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Interesting. I always figured fantasy was the only alternative. Wtf do you whack to if not fantasy? "Oh boi let me touch myself while thinking about how I have to mow the lawn later" doesn't really cut it for me. Or are you one of the "masterbation is bad" people.
/r/TheRedPill27/05/16 12:49 PM
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it's the people who break the stereotypes who usually end up making the biggest impression. I mean he did say this in the OP. I would imagine he'd make an effort to be different for personal gain.
/r/TheRedPill27/05/16 12:33 PM
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I only had to read the title. I truly hope you're trolling.
/r/askTRP25/05/16 06:51 PM
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At the very worst I think he'd actually be saving a girl from riding the CC during her most prominent years and ruining herself. I would thank him for that to be honest.
/r/TheRedPill25/05/16 02:57 AM
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Serial cheating on a fiancé. No respect to break up. Among other things.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/16 06:17 PM
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That's not the point though. The point is her rationalizing cheating instead of breaking up like an adult.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/16 05:24 AM
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Definitely a shitpost. Also you talk way too much. I should also note that neither of this women want to fuck you.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/16 03:17 AM
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I'm gonna drop her Yea you drop her, not go serial cheating on the person who thinks they are spending the rest of their life with you.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/16 01:11 AM
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Oneitis game strong af
/r/askTRP14/05/16 01:06 PM
0

I'm also the smartest person around Man you sound like a whole bucket of fun.
/r/askTRP13/05/16 11:06 PM
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I hope for his sake that this guy is using condoms or we're gonna get another post from him in a few weeks asking how his girlfriend is pregnant even though she was "taking the pill."
/r/TheRedPill09/05/16 02:27 AM
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The irony.
/r/askTRP24/04/16 10:57 PM
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She did you a HUGE favor. You would have never survived a marriage.
/r/askTRP22/04/16 03:55 PM
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You phrase it like that and expect the next words out of her mouth to be "so let's have that conversation."
/r/askTRP03/04/16 04:35 PM
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That's not even a humblebrag.
/r/askTRP27/03/16 04:03 PM
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You really don't need the shirtless selfie. The other shirtless picture does just fine and seems more authentic.
/r/askTRP27/03/16 03:50 PM
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I'm sure you know and it was a mistake but it's "moot" not mute.
/r/askTRP22/03/16 04:42 AM
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Girls who sit in their room all day have pussies too... Shit they're probably lonely as well.
/r/askTRP27/02/16 07:12 PM
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Just double click or click and hold to activate it then you can zoom.
/r/TheRedPill25/02/16 02:35 AM
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What do you consider "better clothes"? Not looking for some generic "malefashionadvice" answer, just curious what you think defines better clothes. Khakis and a nice button down? Expensive suits?
/r/TheRedPill30/12/15 07:46 PM
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Name checks ou.... Err wait, it doesn't.
/r/TheRedPill07/12/15 04:43 PM
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Enjoy climbing out of the friendzone after your mall trip decimates attraction
/r/seduction08/11/15 05:17 AM
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Honestly this world would be a paradise if it consisted of more value-giving people such as yourself. Not sure if you realize it but you're actually changing lives. All your advice is spot on and you freely give without ramming your products/website down people's throats. It's appreciated man.
/r/seduction22/10/15 07:08 AM
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It might just be me but most of those approaches made me cringe so hard..
/r/seduction24/09/15 12:31 AM
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