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Not everyone keeps their phone in their pocket at all times, and not everyone enjoys being on the phone endlessly. For me texts are not for conversation, if you can't convey a simple message to me in fewer than two texts you've begun to annoy me. Have conversations in person, set up dates over the phone. Sounds like he may be shy about this, you can't both be standoffish. Stop waiting for him to take the next step. Ask him out yourself.
/r/seduction06/09/11 02:42 PM
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"I'll call you later, I have to pick my friend up from work at the homeless-children-cancer-patient food shelter and drop him off at the hospital. He's going to be loopy after his penis reduction operation, otherwise he'd drive himself in his Ferrari." Just let them meet. Anything you say that is directly about the other person is going to sound forced, in my opinion. I've always found it a turn off when people say "you'd be great together," or "you'll really like her," and it certainly pisses m…
/r/seduction04/03/11 05:11 PM
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What reggieband already said is useful, I'll try not to be redundant. Seeking therapy is a big positive step. Many people are afraid of it and see it as something surrounded by social stigma, which is idiotic. I've witnessed good people suffer because they refused to seek help, what you're doing is the right thing. It sounds like you spend an awful lot of time thinking about what other people think of you. Let's channel INCEPTION for a moment, we need to go deeper. What would you think about the…
/r/seduction03/03/11 11:50 PM
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I say that I am a lion tamer. "You know what I like best about you? You find me fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer." "You have sea lions on the land?" "Yes, we call them land sea lions. I tame them." Aaaaanyway, pretty epic. Good read.
/r/seduction03/03/11 05:06 AM
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This is great. I get very upset when people take a shallow view of what goes on here, because it had a profound impact on my life. I started reading about pickup and seduction years ago. I was 6' 2" tall and weighed under 120 pounds. I was a virgin, and I was scared of everything. I'm still 6' 2", but I'm about to crack 170 pounds. I'm far from a virgin, and few things scare me. I revamped my outlook on life, my wardrobe, my friendships, my health, and even my life goals, because of this stuff. …
/r/seduction03/03/11 04:42 AM
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For a long time I was as you described. There was one instance where I was completely devastated when a girl moved away... after only three dates. I even knew from the day she gave me her number that she was moving. As unromantic as it is to think about, love is a chemical dependency. Your body becomes addicted to it, and your "one" is both the dealer and the drug. It takes time, experience, and discipline to learn how to control that addiction. When you're going through withdrawal it can be ver…
/r/seduction03/03/11 04:13 AM
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This is off topic but you mentioned FSAE, I did this when I was in college and it turned out to be a... unique experience. If you wanna talk about it shoot me a PM. On topic, good stuff bud!
/r/seduction02/03/11 05:03 PM
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I don't have any specific comments to make about what happened, except that generally, after reading your original post and your comment replies through this thread... Good on you man. It sounds like you made a choice to respect and value yourself, don't ever doubt that. I know how hard it can be to get over 'the one,' I've been there more times than I care to admit, but you should feel fucking great about yourself right now.
/r/seduction02/03/11 04:18 AM
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I know this is a small deal compared to the normal... Don't sell yourself short, keep fighting the good fight. Everyone has to start somewhere.
/r/seduction01/03/11 09:35 PM
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I never use HB numbers because it's so variable person to person. I work with a binary scale, 1 or 0, yes or no. If it were base 10, I'd say 6 was generous. I know it sounds shallow, but I can't affect biology. She just didn't trigger the production of any good chemicals in my brain.
/r/seduction28/02/11 05:04 PM
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Nah, I'm not really a marsupial either. Thanks. I may be witty sometimes but I often get a mental block when it comes to openers, gotta work on that.
/r/seduction24/02/11 02:45 PM
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I always liked interesting questions that people don't often hear. It gets so boring always answering the same questions, like during an interview or when seeing a large group of distant relatives. You get sick of it. Try questions that are out of the ordinary, but not off-the-wall weird: What's your ring tone? (Followed by "why?") What did you want to be when you were a little kid? Who's your favorite celebrity? Things like that. Don't be too bizarre though. I was once asked "Do you ever daydre…
/r/seduction29/12/10 07:10 PM
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Who cares if there is a rumor that you're gay, it shouldn't affect who you are or how you act and the people spreading it are probably the type of insecure, introverted person you used to be; bitter that some new guy is getting so much attention and positive reception. That, or they're girls who are unused to a straight guy being so confident and seemingly uninterested. The last job I started I did the same thing you did, however, compared to the perceived machoness of a warehouse job... I was s…
/r/seduction07/12/10 10:19 PM
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This makes me boil with rage. I can't stand to hear about people who get walked on, no matter whose fault it is. He needs to leave that bitch. This sounds like more of a post for OneY though.
/r/seduction27/11/10 11:54 PM
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Ask her for a spot. Join a class that requires partnering.
/r/seduction26/11/10 02:08 PM
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I always like the Han Solo response for questions like these: "I know." This of course depends on how long I've been seeing the girl; if you're talking about a long term relationship it might, on occasion, demand a level of sincerity.
/r/seduction26/11/10 01:48 PM
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I did this one night when i was living in London. The first time I was actually more nervous than when I wanted to pick up a girl! From there on, it was hilariously funny, and some of the supposedly bad lines I tried even worked and started conversations! "Did heaven lose an angel? Cause you've got great tits."
/r/seduction23/11/10 02:46 AM
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2) Talk Slowly. One of my favorite ways to use this is to build suspense for a joke, or make something into a joke that normally wouldn't be funny. Example: She orders a Coors Lite, I order craft brew. "How's that Coors Lite? Tasteless?" "Maybe I just have simple tastes." "Here try this, it has... what do you call it... [long thoughtful pause] flavor?"
/r/seduction19/11/10 12:28 PM
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Thanks for posting advice here that is actually about being a better person and not just gaming. Some of these hit home for me... 1. This is terrific advice. I came from a family of negatives, my grandmother always commented on people's shortcomings, even (especially) within our own family. My father inherited this personality trait, even once telling me I shouldn't try out for a soccer team because "you probably aren't good enough." I didn't realize I did this until I really pissed off an ex-gi…
/r/seduction16/11/10 05:35 PM
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They don't seem interested in him at all. He doesn't ever actually drive the conversation, just throws in random crap. He's actually a quiet person usually. I'm fairly sure it's just a misguided attempt at helping. He has a pretty cool girlfriend who I honestly expect him marry, so I doubt he's thinking selfishly.
/r/seduction14/10/10 12:44 AM
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Sounds kinda right. I think the problem is that, for himself, he's good with the opposite sex. But, he's been in a relationship for years so he's looking out for his friends, and he basically takes what he WOULD do for himself, and switches his name out for mine. "You like rock? I just went to a Soandso concert!" does not work the same as "You like rock? FederalPenguin just went to a Soandso concert!"
/r/seduction13/10/10 09:04 PM
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Yea, I think you're dead on. It makes me look like a wuss who's incapable of speaking for himself... sometimes it really does come off as though I asked him to say things about me, when it is actually the exact opposite.
/r/seduction13/10/10 09:01 PM
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Good ole Barney. The only redeeming quality of that show.
/r/seduction13/10/10 08:58 PM
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It's nice to hear I'm right about this one, I'm glad so many people agree. The worst thing he ever did was, on our way between a bar and someones house, we were walking with a girl who had heels on. He said "Hey FederalPenguin, I bet Whatserface would like a piggyback ride" It was the most awkward, unnatural suggestion I've EVER heard. I tried to save a little face by making a joke out of it, but I'm pretty sure the damage was done. I told him the next morning, after we'd recovered from our hang…
/r/seduction13/10/10 08:56 PM
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