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25

You: "Lana. Lana! LANA!" Her: "What?!" You: "danger zone"
/r/seduction19/01/13 07:03 AM
8

Yeah, but how do they pee?
/r/seduction12/07/12 09:59 PM
-1

Two words: Open relationship
/r/seduction10/07/12 05:07 AM
1

That's an entire day in dog years...
/r/seduction05/07/12 01:48 AM
9

Hell, it isn't even hard for below average women to get laid, as long as they aren't picky.
/r/seduction02/07/12 06:16 PM
6

Beauty is not something you can work on, it's winning of the genetic lottery. Only in terms of bone structure and height. Otherwise, most people could look at LEAST twice as attractive if they put real effort into their health and physique. It's incredibly sad how much potential many girls have, but they waste it and let themselves turn to fat.
/r/seduction02/07/12 06:14 PM
-4

Do whatever you want. Nofap is a placebo.
/r/seduction02/07/12 06:05 PM
22

2-3 times a week is still too much. I've cut back and only watch porn/jerk off like 2-3 times a century.
/r/seduction02/07/12 06:02 PM
1

Every time, as long as it's with me.
/r/seduction29/06/12 09:03 PM
-4

"If you were stranded in the desert with nothing but the clothes on your back and one non-electronic item, what would it be?" If she says anything other than "stillsuit," I make fun of her for not reading Dune.
/r/seduction29/06/12 05:40 AM
4

If they don't walk away or make an excuse to leave.
/r/seduction27/06/12 09:16 AM
3

Come on, man. You have one life, why not improve yourself and live it to the fullest? Why "settle" for something below average? If your attitude stays like this, then I hope you like fat chicks, because that's the best you're gonna get.
/r/seduction27/06/12 01:26 AM
5

Laziness is unattractive. You don't have to be a workaholic or anything, but be sure to have some productivity and positive direction in your life.
/r/seduction27/06/12 01:16 AM
4

Plus they're only 18. Relationships at that age hardly count.
/r/seduction26/06/12 09:48 PM
2

Make more good habits and get rid of bad habits. Don't waste too much time, although it is okay to relax every so often.
/r/seduction21/06/12 08:20 AM
1

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Mystery's "HB Scale" is poorly named. He should have called it something like "SV" (social value) scale, rather than "hot babe" scale.
/r/seduction19/06/12 11:12 PM
5

"Well I SORT OF have a boner right now."
/r/seduction18/06/12 02:20 AM
2

...or sideways
/r/seduction12/06/12 01:00 AM
2

Agreed. That method is just so ... condescending.
/r/seduction11/06/12 04:07 AM
1

While you are living on the cheap, solve the money problem. Use the internet, because it’s like a cool little machine that helps you do your bidding. If you are currently living paycheck to paycheck, extend that to three weeks instead of two. Then, as you get better, you can think a month ahead, then three months, then six, and finally a year ahead. (The goal is to get to a point where you are thinking 5 years ahead.) tldr; make more money. Uhhh...no shit? But yeah, the rest of the points are so…
/r/seduction01/06/12 09:02 PM
1

Basic knowledge of physiology. If you neglect a muscle group, it will weaken.
/r/seduction30/05/12 03:59 AM
0

False. It's only really bad if you do it many times per day, but if you never fap or exercise your "sex muscles" they will get weaker.
/r/seduction29/05/12 08:41 PM
3

OP should have a serious talk with his friend and warn him that he won't go out with him anymore if the friend continues to cause problems.
/r/seduction29/05/12 08:34 PM
4

Just talk about the crazy shit you've seen in porn.
/r/seduction22/05/12 02:06 AM
4

Unless she punches you in the dick.
/r/seduction21/05/12 04:42 AM
1

I think it was Sasha Daygame who said something to the effect of, "Are you a man? Do things that make you a man and if your parents won't let you have sex in their house, threaten to kill yourself." Obviously that is a bit extreme, but the point is to make an ultimatum if this is important to you.
/r/seduction19/05/12 01:14 AM
8

"I pretty much just stare at her until she starts making out with me." -- Kelso
/r/seduction17/05/12 06:54 PM
1

I agree. I should have been more clear in stating that "liking" and "hooking up/relationships" do not always go hand in hand.
/r/seduction11/05/12 08:51 AM
14

Face >>> ass > tits
/r/seduction11/05/12 12:43 AM
5

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142576451&page=1 Strats for POF.
/r/seduction11/05/12 12:38 AM
3

Great job, OP, but I think this was one of those cases where the girl had some immediate attraction already. All he had to do was be friendly and not fuck it up. Don't get me wrong, I'm not putting anybody down. In fact, this is how it should be; you shouldn't have to try too hard to "convince" someone to like you.
/r/seduction11/05/12 12:27 AM
2

No, that stuff just makes him a lazy piece of shit.
/r/seduction11/05/12 12:11 AM
64

For what it's worth, even 5 inches is technically "nearly 8 inches."
/r/seduction09/05/12 09:58 AM
10

3/5 http://i.imgur.com/rgMPZ.gif
/r/seduction09/05/12 09:52 AM
0

Just keep escalating, slowly but surely.
/r/seduction07/05/12 08:28 AM
1

That's why I said "probably." :P
/r/seduction06/05/12 08:16 PM
1

BJ's are extremely overrated anyway. But yeah, like other people said, take a few days off from masturbating and/or watching porn. See a doctor if you still have pain. My guess is that you either had some sort of rash or skin irritation, or you got "blue balled," which is quite painful.
/r/seduction05/05/12 10:11 PM
3

You probably wouldn't be posting on reddit if you were an investment banker.
/r/seduction05/05/12 10:06 PM
7

Just don't go past 15-20 reps, since hypertrophic gains stop and all you get at that point is lactic acid and glycogen store buildup (which is good for endurance activities like running, but a complete waste of time for things like bench press).
/r/seduction05/05/12 10:04 PM
91

Me too. If I count one or more, I tell her to get out.
/r/seduction05/05/12 09:44 PM
22

Any girl who can't Evade a Headbutt is not worth my time.
/r/seduction04/05/12 02:03 AM
4

It applies to me, mutha fucka. I'm a 11/10 unicorn who deserves nothing less than a fully sentient vagina living only to please me.
/r/seduction02/05/12 03:33 AM
2

You don't even have to "look at it that way." Sex is easy, plain and simple.
/r/seduction02/05/12 02:10 AM
2

Sex is easy. If fat, stupid, backwards rednecks (not that there's anything wrong with that) can do it, so can you. Don't even acknowledge the fact that you are currently a virgin. It doesn't fucking matter because sex is so easy.
/r/seduction02/05/12 01:45 AM
5

Chuck E. Cheese
/r/seduction01/05/12 08:16 AM
1

Can I get a TLDR?
/r/seduction01/05/12 07:58 AM
4

Calvin Klein®
/r/seduction30/04/12 08:13 AM
8

It might be a subconscious defense mechanism to prevent unattractive people from thinking that you think they are attractive.
/r/seduction29/04/12 08:44 AM
84

He did the "Australian Kiss." It's like a French Kiss, but down under.
/r/seduction29/04/12 08:35 AM
2

Not picky enough if you ask me.
/r/seduction29/04/12 08:18 AM
1

I see what you did there.
/r/seduction29/04/12 08:07 AM
1

This, coupled with an extreme sense of entitlement, make them dismiss completely my own choices as a person with free will. They act as if, as an eligible bachelor, I shouldn't chose to remain single. Some will go as far as to explain my choice by slandering me: I must be a closeted gay, or have some disgusting sexual deviance. It cannot possibly be because I am not interested enough in what women I meet offer me or because, God forbids, I learned through a decade of rejection that I can live wi…
/r/seduction27/04/12 08:20 PM
1

How in the hell did you get a "hatred towards women" vibe from that comment? That man was defending his right to be single, while describing how women were disgusted with his choice. You also have to consider the possibility that those particular women were bitches.
/r/seduction27/04/12 02:07 AM
3

Haha, guess I went too far with this one. Now I know :)
/r/seduction27/04/12 12:27 AM
1

He labeled it completely wrong. I understand that he valued social status more than looks, but then he shouldn't have called it the "hot babe" scale. Did you even read my previous comment?
/r/seduction26/04/12 08:04 PM
-10

"The fuck does it look like? Now get out of my sight before people start to think that I hang out with mere 8/10's."
/r/seduction26/04/12 08:50 AM
3

This! For fuck sakes, "HB" literally means "Hot Babe." That is referring to LOOKS (Mystery's "HB Scale" should be relabeled "SV" for "Social Value" because apparently he would rather bang Oprah than an actual hot chick).
/r/seduction26/04/12 08:48 AM
18

Did I stutter?
/r/seduction25/04/12 03:16 AM
1

checkmate
/r/seduction25/04/12 03:14 AM
10

You had me at "Japaneesy."
/r/seduction25/04/12 02:41 AM
6

...and your internet history!
/r/seduction23/04/12 03:57 AM
1

LOL that reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKdocYeSqTA
/r/seduction22/04/12 09:31 PM
72

Also, there is a skull behind that face.
/r/seduction22/04/12 09:25 PM
1

Congrats, man. However, be careful getting too attached to this girl too early. The fact that she texted her willingness for an Fclose after the first meeting might be a sign that she is just looking for hookups and not ready for a long term relationship. If that's not what you want anyway, then great! Keep your options open and stay sharp.
/r/seduction22/04/12 05:36 AM
8

changed
/r/seduction22/04/12 05:06 AM
1

RSDTyler did this in one of his videos. He said something to the effect of, "I'm a boss, I'm a boss, I'm a mother fucking boss."
/r/seduction22/04/12 04:10 AM
39

No, elbows too pointy, 2/10 at best, would not bang. Then smile and give her a noogie (sp?).
/r/seduction22/04/12 04:07 AM
6

(he makes sweet, sweet love to ugly women, so it evens out)
/r/seduction20/04/12 05:17 AM
3

Since when did he pull his pants down? There are other ways to tell people you are Jewish...
/r/seduction20/04/12 05:16 AM
7

Thanks, HappyFlaps! (｡◕ ‿ ◕｡)
/r/seduction20/04/12 05:15 AM
23

I walk up to a girl on the street and ask if she would like to have no strings attached sex in my car, 90% of the time she'll say no Damn, son, wtf do you need /r/seduction for? Just approach 10 girls a day and you are set for life. But seriously, number of sexual partners is something to consider. A person (man or woman) who has had dozens or hundreds of partners is at much greater risk for STDs, and he/she is less likely to stay in a long term relationship. On the flipside, a complete virgin m…
/r/seduction20/04/12 04:54 AM
1

Keep eating and lifting heavy. Even if you gained another 25 pounds, you would still be skinny. Hell, even 50 more pounds would look insanely good if most of it were muscle.
/r/seduction17/04/12 07:28 AM
1

This. Also make sure your vocal tonality and facial expressions are solid and congruent to who you are, how you feel, etc. Make sure you have extremely good hygiene at all times, and consider investing in some tooth whitener (if you haven't already). edit: EYE CONTACT. You want people to feel like they are the only thing that matters when you lock eyes with them.
/r/seduction14/04/12 03:13 AM
4

Yeah but how are your eyebrows? The problem with having blue eyes is that it often comes paired with very thin or light eyebrows. Eyebrows are much more important than color, imo.
/r/seduction13/04/12 09:16 PM
3

Ask her to please spit in your chicken because you want a part of her inside you.
/r/seduction13/04/12 09:15 PM
1

Go up, phone in hand, make your order, "I'll have the X, Y, and Z...and your number."
/r/seduction13/04/12 09:13 PM
10

Nothing is better than Five Guys. Nothing. ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction13/04/12 08:39 PM
2

Nice FR, but you should probably avoid ever talking about "taboo" subjects like pedophilia, etc. I've almost made that mistake myself, then realized how messed up it would sound.
/r/seduction11/04/12 08:03 AM
1

Firefly reference (couldn't find the clip on youtube)
/r/seduction09/04/12 10:36 PM
11

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3opc36/
/r/seduction09/04/12 04:14 AM
29

Give me a scar like Khal Drogo. I wanna look badass.
/r/seduction09/04/12 02:07 AM
1

I'm pretty sure he was actually being facetious.
/r/seduction09/04/12 01:37 AM
1

don't forget /r/wicked_edge !
/r/seduction09/04/12 01:18 AM
68

What if I don't have eyebrows?
/r/seduction09/04/12 01:14 AM
1

That's why I don't kiss 'em on the mouth.
/r/seduction09/04/12 01:13 AM
4

Make yourself as smart + pretty + dependable as possible. Become a shining beacon of of warmth wherever you go. Make yourself a person that a man would be proud to stand alongside. Be your best self and improve the lives of those around you.
/r/seduction09/04/12 12:21 AM
1

Chess is an excellent hobby. It's competitive and stimulates the mind. The OP can play it with family, friends, and online players. There are thousands of resources to improve your game, including books, videos, puzzles, and even local teams. Chess is a "gentlemen's game" that may improve others' perceptions of the OP and think of him as an intellectual.
/r/seduction07/04/12 06:58 AM
8

...arrive?
/r/seduction06/04/12 12:10 AM
6

Don't give her the opening to accuse you of rape. You should have known at the time that the sex was consensual. That shit is serious business.
/r/seduction06/04/12 12:08 AM
2

I like your areolas. They're nice.
/r/seduction05/04/12 06:49 AM
8

A cat is fine too...
/r/seduction05/04/12 06:01 AM
3

Like this
/r/seduction03/04/12 07:57 PM
13

Ever.
/r/seduction03/04/12 07:55 PM
14

Don't let her out of your sight.
/r/seduction03/04/12 07:54 PM
14

3 seconds, bro.
/r/seduction03/04/12 07:54 PM
27

You're gonna like the way you're raped. I guarantee it.
/r/seduction03/04/12 06:30 AM
1

The problem is that askseddit has only 6k subscribers.
/r/seduction03/04/12 05:20 AM
67

As a virgin neckbeard I would not feel comfortable leaving my basement.
/r/seduction02/04/12 04:59 AM
58

I am a rippling adonis of intelligence who deserves nothing less than a lady unicorn with a fully sentient vagina that was grown only to please me. ps no fat chix
/r/seduction02/04/12 04:50 AM
5

I carry around a little step ladder so I can kiss them.
/r/seduction01/04/12 09:18 AM
5

Weight lifting really helps with posture. You need good form to get the most weight/repetitions, and to reduce risk of injury. Good lifting form is basically good posture.
/r/seduction31/03/12 08:31 AM
61

OP failed to mention that you are supposed to relax your jaw/lips when kissing. Kissing a tense face is like kissing a brick wall.
/r/seduction30/03/12 04:45 AM
6

"You look like a girl who plays support heroes and doesn't feed the other team."
/r/seduction29/03/12 09:16 AM
1

That's the thing. High school kids don't keep their mouths shut, and girls get jealous and gossip, etc.
/r/seduction28/03/12 04:29 AM
1

If you are really THAT concerned, there are ways to increase length/girth/erection quality. Look up "jelqing" and do some research on PE forums. However, before you do anything, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Just like lifting weights incorrectly can result in injury, so can PE techniques when used improperly. Just be thankful you are not too big, since 99.9% of girls do not enjoy overly large penises (the women you see in porn are actors, and you will notice that the well-endowed male performers are not abl…
/r/seduction28/03/12 01:12 AM
-1

"I've been lookin' for you, baby."
/r/seduction28/03/12 12:56 AM
4

Well he didn't get a threesome, and I bet he used a condom (which barely counts as a "close"). 3/10 for effort /s
/r/seduction28/03/12 12:54 AM
5

I just had the hilarious image of a guy telling a girl she has good "energy" while doing the finger quotes.
/r/seduction27/03/12 10:57 PM
5

High school is not easy mode, because there is very little anonymity and girls are afraid of tarnishing their "reputation."
/r/seduction27/03/12 10:53 PM
1

Thank God I didn't grow up listening to awful 80s music. (Most of it was awful, anyway.)
/r/seduction27/03/12 07:43 AM
6

These men did work, but they were more known for their class and charm.
/r/seduction27/03/12 07:41 AM
5

WWJBD (What Would James Bond Do?)
/r/seduction27/03/12 07:40 AM
21

1) be attractive, 2) don't be unattractive ???
/r/seduction26/03/12 11:02 PM
27

http://i.imgur.com/6tVxc.jpg
/r/seduction26/03/12 11:00 PM
1

yeah, pretty much
/r/seduction26/03/12 10:05 PM
9

The people who are most prone to oneitis also have a lot of trouble acquiring sex.
/r/seduction26/03/12 07:40 AM
2

Be at least semi-ripped and wear a tight v-neck. If a girl touches my ear, she likes me. I have to move girls to different locations and have better eye contact.
/r/seduction26/03/12 07:38 AM
7

"You look like a girl with little to no gag reflex."
/r/seduction25/03/12 10:03 PM
5

It distracts from the face. You can get good shallow v-necks at Target or Express for a pretty decent price.
/r/seduction25/03/12 09:36 PM
3

I agreed with what you said until the edit. The idea that girlfriends will look "average" is a limiting belief. It is also a slippery slope, because it indirectly excuses girls (or guys, I suppose) for "letting themselves go" once they are in a relationship.
/r/seduction24/03/12 05:39 AM
4

I strongly disagree with your edit. Looks have little to do with being "girlfriend material." If she is extremely attractive, then she will get hit on more often, but that doesn't necessarily mean she will cheat or be a bad girlfriend.
/r/seduction24/03/12 05:21 AM
2

Great FR. Regarding the hesitation about post LTR sex, don't think about it or set any guidelines. Your ex is an ex for a reason. Don't consider how it would "make you look." Who gives a fuck? Girls have it easy anyway.
/r/seduction23/03/12 11:05 AM
9

That might come off as a little douchey or narcissistic, but as long as it fits with your general frame, then go for it. And if she says, "No, you don't look like Brad Pitt," or something to that effect, respond, "Yeah, I look better ;)"
/r/seduction23/03/12 05:23 AM
6

1) Not really 2) Yes 3) Doesn't matter. Better sooner than later. Your message seems good. You can even try to set up the date with the first text.
/r/seduction23/03/12 05:14 AM
5

It's shit.
/r/seduction23/03/12 03:58 AM
1

You still have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 feet, a dick? You don't have a problem.
/r/seduction23/03/12 03:52 AM
9

Dude, you are 40 years old?
/r/seduction23/03/12 03:35 AM
4

Older women are more punctual and will feontime you.
/r/seduction23/03/12 03:09 AM
2

I found it difficult, but I managed.
/r/seduction22/03/12 05:41 AM
0

Skinny or athletic white girls. Narrow face, almost hawk-like features (somewhere between Jennifer Anniston and Sarah Jessica Parker), looks good in a ponytail. Medium or longish limbs. Medium to small boobs, nothing bigger than a C. Intelligent, good at math/logic. I don't give a shit if she likes my hobbies or not. In fact, I'd rather she were more active and minimized TV/internet/movies. (I spend enough time on the internet for the both of us.) She must be willing to work out. I will give her…
/r/seduction22/03/12 04:59 AM
2

Using this.
/r/seduction22/03/12 04:50 AM
1

That's basically what I said.
/r/seduction21/03/12 08:38 PM
2

Before this goes too far, I was kidding about cocaine. I have never done it, nor would I recommend someone else to do it. But hey, if you want to do it, that's your choice.
/r/seduction21/03/12 06:53 PM
4

When you are about to have sex, turn off your brain and let your instincts take over. Sex isn't even that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things (assuming no pregnancies/STDs).
/r/seduction21/03/12 07:05 AM
1

‘The bulls care more about protecting ten females and their calves than one female separated out from the others.’ Probably true. So, how do you plan on separating one out? And don’t forget, that female won’t be a docile thing--it could knock you and your horse down given the chance. Then trample you.’ ‘I am not the one to worry about that. It is you who must worry, Samar Dev.’ ‘Why me?’ Because you will be the bait, the lure. And so you must be sure to be quick and alert.’ ‘Bait? Now hold on--’…
/r/seduction21/03/12 06:45 AM
4

Text her before getting her number.
/r/seduction20/03/12 11:57 PM
8

If TofuTofu can fingerblast a girl he just met in 1 minute, 5960312 can read an FR in 4 minutes.
/r/seduction20/03/12 11:43 PM
5

How were you two "crotch to crotch" with one person standing and the other sitting?
/r/seduction20/03/12 11:22 PM
28

Cocaine.
/r/seduction20/03/12 10:49 PM
2

I'm pretty sure gay pickup is different from straight pickup, since there are no gender differences and both parties think the same way.
/r/seduction20/03/12 08:56 PM
3

Actually, I think the problem is that people simply can't think of a place to go.
/r/seduction20/03/12 08:49 PM
3

Peecocking FTFY
/r/seduction20/03/12 06:55 AM
1

Wear high heels, bang fat chicks, don't use your jaw, purposely throw up after drinking. Report back with results.
/r/seduction20/03/12 06:53 AM
14

Misleading title. I almost thought you abducted an 8 year old girl. ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction20/03/12 06:39 AM
1

Just have one shot or beer where everyone can see you doing it, then you can say you were also drinking (which you were, just not very much). I'm not advocating taking advantage of drunk chicks, but you gotta cover your ass somehow.
/r/seduction19/03/12 07:05 AM
2

Agreed. Unless she is actually blackout drunk (which means she has alcoholic tendencies and you should stay away from her anyway), she knows what she is doing.
/r/seduction19/03/12 12:59 AM
3

Only do cardio 2-3 times a week at MOST (you don't even have to do it at all if you are doing a high intensity weight lifting program). Do not do low intensity cardio (i.e., super long runs/swimming). Only high intensity (HIIT). Drink >1 gallon of water per day Drink a few glasses of milk per day 1g/lb bodyweight protein per day Take creatine in small doses consistently everyday (no need to cycle it; the companies only tell you to cycle so that you waste more of it and lose weight when you stop …
/r/seduction16/03/12 07:37 PM
9

Don't talk shit about people behind their backs, period.
/r/seduction15/03/12 10:34 PM
6

brb buying a Willie Wonka costume.
/r/seduction14/03/12 09:24 PM
2

How did it affect your energy levels and sex drive? I've heard anti-depressants can have negative effects on libido, etc.
/r/seduction14/03/12 08:51 PM
3

I have no clue how I came up with those numbers. I feel like such an idiot, lol.
/r/seduction14/03/12 08:40 PM
-1

I hope you found some success in the meantime, because doing hundreds of approaches is pointless otherwise.
/r/seduction14/03/12 07:04 AM
-3

1,000 is a ridiculously high number. That's 5 girls a day for almost 3 years. If I failed that hard, I would fucking kill myself. edit: my math is retarded. brb killing myself
/r/seduction14/03/12 06:36 AM
19

People will never remember what you said but will always remember how you made them feel. (◕‿◕✿)
/r/seduction14/03/12 01:00 AM
23

I kiss girls before I meet them IRL.
/r/seduction12/03/12 07:56 PM
2

He does have the best pick up line ever...
/r/seduction12/03/12 07:45 PM
6

I think some people's ratios are different. For instance, Paul Walker's "green light" would be much larger than 5%, while Danny DeVito's "green/yellow lights" would be lower.
/r/seduction12/03/12 07:07 AM
6

As he made his way onto the bridge, Trull Sengar saw the Acquitor. She was standing midway across the bridge, motionless as a frightened deer, her gaze fixed on the main road leading through the village. Trull could not see what had snared her attention. He hesitated. Then her head turned and he met her eyes. There were no words for what passed between them at that instant. A gaze that began searchingly, then swiftly and ineffably transformed into something else. That locked contact was mutually…
/r/seduction12/03/12 05:22 AM
1

Gold, Jerry! It's GOLD!
/r/seduction12/03/12 05:13 AM
11

Or stomach alien.
/r/seduction12/03/12 02:43 AM
4

You look like Wash from Firefly.
/r/seduction09/03/12 03:08 PM
6

Yeah but OP needs all the help he can get. He should also consider becoming rich and famous. /s
/r/seduction08/03/12 11:56 PM
1

The only REAL way to significantly boost your testosterone is to take anabolic steroids.
/r/seduction08/03/12 10:05 PM
2

Get ripped and start dressing like Mystery.
/r/seduction08/03/12 10:01 PM
1

You shouldn't want to be with a girl who associates with those type of people anyway. Even if they somehow convince her to sleep with them, you are not losing anything, since she has bad judgment. But yeah, your friends are being dicks.
/r/seduction08/03/12 10:00 PM
4

Was this her, OP?
/r/seduction08/03/12 09:57 PM
5

Grab it with your left hand. Your LEFT HAND. If you use your right hand, you can kiss your chances goodbye. Wink twice and touch her hair with your right hand (don't even think about using the left hand). Hope this helps.
/r/seduction08/03/12 09:56 PM
0

http://i.imgur.com/6uwDO.jpg
/r/seduction08/03/12 09:44 PM
4

How many pounds of makeup is she wearing? Holy shit. Look, I get that sometimes girls actually don't want to be hit on. But for the purposes of this subreddit, that is a limiting belief that may stop us from approaching. Assume value > assume she likes you > profit.* *This may result in getting "blown out," i.e., she doesn't want to talk to you.
/r/seduction08/03/12 08:04 AM
11

I hope you also joined a credit union.
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:48 AM
2

Single girls who go out to bars, clubs, etc. do want to be hit on, just not by some creepy guy.
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:45 AM
5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGjPLeMEZLE&feature=plcp&context=C4fe6214VDvjVQa1PpcFMFSBhwLXYj9T4hxAzG8EVzrULckCZ7Wk8%3D
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:28 AM
1

Rub out a quick one RIGHT before the date. Like, so close to the date that you don't even have time to wash your hands before she bursts through the door and gives you a hug, then asks "what's that smell?" "Just my sweaty gym shorts and some old fast food," you reply.
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:20 AM
5

"I've had a crush on you for years."
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:14 AM
2

http://i.imgur.com/J0pty.png
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:13 AM
0

Or...other...poople
/r/seduction08/03/12 07:11 AM
1

Then he completely misused the scale. He should have called his scale the social value "SV" scale.
/r/seduction07/03/12 04:57 AM
1

If that is the case, then Mystery needs to work on his naming conventions. Or I could relabel this scale as the "PA Scale" where PA stands for physical attractiveness. By Mystery's logic, Oprah is an HB100.
/r/seduction07/03/12 03:56 AM
3

What about your girlfriend's friends? I would probably avoid dating them in the future (that's pretty messed up, tbh), but they can introduce you to more girls and provide social proof.
/r/seduction06/03/12 11:09 PM
1

In the OP, I twice stated that this scale is relatively unimportant. I just don't want people to become delusional about physical attractiveness. I have been far more attracted to certain girls who are less beautiful than other girls, purely based on chemistry, personality, and intelligence. That still doesn't change the fact that other people are more physically attractive.
/r/seduction06/03/12 10:54 PM
1

I have no idea where you are getting this from. "HB" literally means "hot babe." How many times do I have to say that this is for physical attractiveness ONLY? It doesn't necessarily mean someone is "worth" more or less.
/r/seduction06/03/12 10:33 PM
1

I didn't mean to imply that people should be treated differently based on their looks. I did mean to imply that the HB scale is based purely on physical attractiveness. Intelligence, personality, chemistry, etc. are extremely important, but that is another thing entirely. Just because someone looks better than a certain portion of the population does not mean that he or she is a better/worse person.
/r/seduction06/03/12 09:56 PM
2

Latch onto key words in the sentences, like "vacation," or "music" or anything remotely interesting.
/r/seduction06/03/12 08:14 PM
6

Every time you see a pretty girl, remember this: There is a skull behind that face.
/r/seduction06/03/12 02:50 AM
-5

When the time is right, talk about sex (it should just naturally be brought up, and not be forced). "So what turns you on, etc". I strongly disagree with this. You should know what turns a girl on, how to please her in bed, etc. Let your actions do the talking. After you have had sex with each other, then it is slightly more okay to talk about it. Even then, I would try to come up with my own ideas and surprise her (in a safe way, of course). My main point is that it should not be necessary for …
/r/seduction06/03/12 02:39 AM
1

"No more rhyming, and I mean it!" "Anybody want a penis? ... er...peanut. Peanut."
/r/seduction06/03/12 02:30 AM
3

Don't.
/r/seduction05/03/12 08:33 PM
2

Maybe hit up the gym more often. Lift heavy weights and get the blood flowing (mowing the lawn also does this). Drink lots of water and minimize stimulants like coffee and energy drinks. If that stuff doesn't work, you can always brush up on your Michael J. Fox jokes. :P
/r/seduction04/03/12 05:07 AM
5

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
/r/seduction03/03/12 02:26 AM
1

Say, "Cool story bro." Then give her a nuggy.
/r/seduction03/03/12 01:59 AM
2

Let me guess...she was Asian.
/r/seduction03/03/12 01:57 AM
2

The only part I disagreed with was asking if she's having a good time. I know that if somebody asks me that question, I get inwardly annoyed. If I was already having a good time, then that question just put a damper on it. If I was having a shitty time, I might respond rudely.
/r/seduction02/03/12 07:12 AM
5

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty lame. But hey, if it works, more power to you.
/r/seduction02/03/12 02:36 AM
22

"Hi. I noticed you are not wearing any interesting articles of clothing."
/r/seduction01/03/12 11:40 PM
2

Not kissing the girl you really care about is like studying for a test, but not taking the test.
/r/seduction29/02/12 02:43 AM
20

"Restraining order? Now she's playing hard to get..."
/r/seduction28/02/12 04:54 AM
11

Did you at least eat it?
/r/seduction28/02/12 04:53 AM
10

For men, it's a small bonus. For women, it can be a one-way ticket to happiness, success, money, husband, everything. Being exceptionally attractive puts a woman's life on Easy Mode.
/r/seduction28/02/12 02:52 AM
3

Upvoted for Starcraft.
/r/seduction26/02/12 11:54 PM
10

Maybe she was on her period and just didn't want to tell you?
/r/seduction26/02/12 11:31 PM
2

The Ladies' restroom.
/r/seduction25/02/12 10:20 PM
-7

You should have asked her out before you met her. Inner game, bro. Inner game. Did you kino? You should never be more than 3 feet away from her at all times. And make sure to hold eye contact 110% of the time (even when she's not there, stare in the general direction you think she is) Don't be a chode, bro; if she isn't on her knees in 5 minutes, then you did something wrong. Another guy will snatch her up. It's a fast paced world. Also wear 5 condoms at all times and protective seal around your…
/r/seduction24/02/12 09:34 PM
33

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you. This Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb …
/r/seduction24/02/12 09:22 PM
39

I prefer to compromise and take us to a place neither of us will have fun.
/r/seduction24/02/12 07:28 AM
1

Look at her hand and eye wrinkles.
/r/seduction24/02/12 02:04 AM
4

I highly doubt Mystery, Neil Strauss, or even Chuck Norris could do that. Let's not say things we can't take back...
/r/seduction24/02/12 01:05 AM
1

I would seriously marry Sasha Grey. Don't care that she's been in multiple gang bangs. Dem eyebrows.
/r/seduction22/02/12 09:43 AM
1

Yes, but the cops can still give other penalties (I am by no means an expert, so I don't know exactly what can happen). On top of that, if you get into an accident, EVEN IF THE OTHER DRIVER IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS, you can still get legally/insurance fucked over for having alcohol in your system. That said, I personally don't have a problem with somebody driving after only a couple beers, as long as their BAC is low.
/r/seduction22/02/12 04:10 AM
1

Physically? You are perfectly fine. Legally? You can get a DUI or other penalties, even if you are not close to the legal BAC.
/r/seduction22/02/12 02:45 AM
1

You still got two eyes, two arms, two legs? You still got a dick?
/r/seduction22/02/12 02:39 AM
3

Never, never, never, never, never, never, NEVER try to get back with an ex! If you two broke up the first time, it will not last a second time. Stay the FUCK away from her. Do not speak to her (never again, if necessary). If you catch yourself thinking of her, get the fuck up and move. Do something, ANYTHING to stay busy and improve yourself. Shred every memory of her, including facebook, phone number, pictures, gifts...everything.
/r/seduction22/02/12 02:17 AM
47

That is very insensitive to women with dandruff problems.
/r/seduction21/02/12 06:50 AM
42

Not gonna lie, I got a half chub reading the story.
/r/seduction21/02/12 03:38 AM
5

So...how attractive is this girl anyway? I'm pretty sure guys would not be flaking on her if she was a freakin bombshell. edit: found a pic She does look kind of crazy, but that wouldn't stop me. Guess the guys in Ireland are too busy drinking.
/r/seduction21/02/12 03:22 AM
25

Start like this.
/r/seduction20/02/12 11:45 AM
46

Step 3, AKA "the Costanza"
/r/seduction20/02/12 11:44 AM
4

http://i.imgur.com/oaO7U.png
/r/seduction20/02/12 05:30 AM
2

If you did the horrible fake smile to me, I would fall in love instantly <3
/r/seduction20/02/12 03:43 AM
2

Note to self: Next time I go to an EDM concert (I went to Gareth Emery last night), wear more white clothing.
/r/seduction19/02/12 11:21 PM
5

...AND MY AXE!
/r/seduction19/02/12 11:09 PM
4

This video has been posted before, but I think it is a good example of how social momentum is your friend. You did approaches and might have built some momentum, but sometimes you need more time to warm up. Alternatively, you could go for the Style/Mystery montra "if you can't fix it, feature it," or as Tyler calls it "broken man game." Hopefully you don't have to resort to that too often, but it seems like an interesting thing to try.
/r/seduction19/02/12 02:51 AM
2

Also, have lots of money (semi srs)
/r/seduction19/02/12 02:43 AM
5

Mr. Game & Watch could learn a thing or two from this study.
/r/seduction17/02/12 09:38 PM
1

Reminds me of this.
/r/seduction16/02/12 08:40 PM
6

Like this.
/r/seduction15/02/12 07:32 AM
1

Or like that news anchor on How I Met Your Mother, "We should have sex," while casually adjusting his notes.
/r/seduction15/02/12 07:28 AM
1

Like this.
/r/seduction15/02/12 07:20 AM
1

You should have changed locations if there weren't enough girls around (assuming meeting girls was your main goal).
/r/seduction15/02/12 07:11 AM
1

Not sure if you are trolling or not, but it seems to me that you should put more effort into meeting women. Go out and approach more often (day or night). I strongly agree with your views on fitness, so I hope you succeed in finding suitable women. Good luck!
/r/seduction14/02/12 07:53 AM
3

Say, "Body trafficking." Then give her this look ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction13/02/12 08:28 PM
7

1) Invite them both to the same date. 2) Have them compete over you 3) ??? 4) Threesome
/r/seduction13/02/12 08:25 PM
17

It's good to have your mother at home so she can make you breakfast in the morning.
/r/seduction13/02/12 08:11 PM
6

Enter me. ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction13/02/12 09:48 AM
42

"Better to die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity." (But seriously, don't say that; it would crush her, lol)
/r/seduction13/02/12 08:53 AM
34

Yeah, and you could say something along the lines of, "You're a really nice girl, but I'm just not feeling that extra ... spark. We both deserve more."
/r/seduction13/02/12 08:52 AM
2

That's what she said.
/r/seduction13/02/12 05:06 AM
8

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. (The order doesn't matter physiologically, but when you are already drunk, it is a bad idea to drink liquor. At that point, your judgment is off and you can't necessarily tell how many shots you are taking. Beer is less potent and doesn't fuck you up as fast.)
/r/seduction12/02/12 10:33 PM
-6

He pulled her towards the bed at the far wall. It had belonged to Hannan Mosag, and so was crafted for a single occupant. There was no room for lying side by side, which proved no obstacle for Rhulad's intentions. He pushed her onto her back. Looked down at her for a moment, then said, "Not, I would crush you. Get up, my love. You will descend upon me. I will give you children. I promise. Many children, whom you will adore. There will be heirs. Many heirs." An appeal, Udinaas could well hear, to…
/r/seduction12/02/12 09:06 PM
5

Clever girl...
/r/seduction12/02/12 09:34 AM
2

Notice where they sit in class. Next day, get to class early and sit near where they sit. Start with light conversation (homework, school, do you know X, etc.). Keep building momentum and escalating. Basically, do what OP did.
/r/seduction12/02/12 09:24 AM
11

Interact with other girls. She will notice and want you more. Even if nothing happens between you two, you will have built rapport with other women, so all is not lost.
/r/seduction11/02/12 08:51 PM
1

In that case, my plan is to not tell you guys about my plan! Aha!
/r/seduction11/02/12 08:36 AM
1

Yeah, and most people's scales are way off. The HB scale should be approximately Normal. This means that about 68% of people should fall within 1 standard deviation of the mean, about 95% are within 2 standard deviations, and 99.6% within 3 standard deviations. Since the Normal distribution technically does not have endpoints, I assume the HB Normal approaches zero on the left and 10 on the right. This means that there are essentially no zero's or 10's that exist. To put this in perspective: 5/1…
/r/seduction11/02/12 12:45 AM
2

ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction10/02/12 06:39 AM
5

The hole is lower than you think.
/r/seduction10/02/12 06:26 AM
4

Good lord...1 hour is way too long in this day and age. People have so much shit going on that they don't want to have to wait hours for a text response. Wait 15 or 20 minutes at most before responding. It's common courtesy and it keeps things moving. Basically, the more frequently you send/receive messages, the faster you should respond. Don't be afraid to respond instantly, as long as you were already in a conversation.
/r/seduction10/02/12 06:23 AM
1

To date or marry? Yes. To have a quick fling? No.
/r/seduction10/02/12 06:18 AM
2

tldr; from the youtube comments: "It's not having what you want It's wanting what you've got" --Sheryl Crow***
/r/seduction09/02/12 08:10 PM
2

he doesn't afraid of anything
/r/seduction09/02/12 08:09 PM
-1

Hover near the women's restroom until she has to use it.
/r/seduction09/02/12 07:23 AM
4

Or combine them to make some sort of ... gimic threading
/r/seduction09/02/12 07:22 AM
4

To be fair, there could have been a placebo effect on the OP after he bought clothes. He may have thought he looked better, so he acted more confident/congruent, etc. That said, clothes are important. I have been underestimating how much difference a really sick outfit can make.
/r/seduction09/02/12 07:15 AM
8

The fabled sandwich close. Most ultimate of closes.
/r/seduction09/02/12 06:59 AM
4

LIEK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM!!1!
/r/seduction09/02/12 05:06 AM
1

I think the Baron also calls them whores.
/r/seduction08/02/12 10:22 PM
1

lol...reading. Go out and get experience.
/r/seduction08/02/12 07:33 PM
6

-Ron Paul
/r/seduction08/02/12 06:47 PM
12

from the Youtube comments: "There's a reason I watch this guy and it's not just because I wanna learn how to pickup girls. I have serious respect for people that don't have to put on a front and can create joy in everyone around them. This crew has been such a positive influence in my life, and there are very, very few people that I can legitimately say that about. You provide so much value to people, and I wish there were more like you. You've helped me stay motivated in an unmotivated world."
/r/seduction08/02/12 06:43 PM
2

I actually say that when I'm talking to them. If they catch on, I curse, "Damned Bene Gesserit whores!"
/r/seduction08/02/12 06:14 PM
2

Regarding your No Fap challenge, the physiological benefits basically disappear after day 10 or so.
/r/seduction08/02/12 07:52 AM
1

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
/r/seduction08/02/12 07:50 AM
1

...and not even the hot cousins.
/r/seduction08/02/12 05:54 AM
1

Cousins, aunts, and mom's book club.
/r/seduction08/02/12 05:54 AM
13

When I was in high school I played video games and jerked off in the basement.
/r/seduction07/02/12 06:47 AM
1

When she leaves in bewilderment, you can shout, "Calc-u-later!"
/r/seduction07/02/12 01:33 AM
5

So do I...
/r/seduction06/02/12 07:32 PM
13

Next to a dumpster instead of inside it! (づ◕‿◕｡)づ
/r/seduction06/02/12 10:35 AM
1

You could have kissed her, smiled and said, "You're right. It won't [work]." Then you hug her once more and leave calmly. Maybe she just wanted a kiss? Maybe that would have made her realize how much she loved (or didn't love) her current boyfriend. Some people would call this cheating--and they wouldn't be wrong--but I would call it "accelerating a life choice."
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:46 AM
1

When you send a text, make sure it REALLY stands out. Like, almost fucked up ... bozarking style (hell you could straight up copy/paste something, she won't know). Seriously, this is the best way to get a response back after a long hiatus.
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:16 AM
10

Ahh yes, the good old "hate fuck."
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:12 AM
2

What a way to go...
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:05 AM
2

I hope you didn't reveal your Reddit name... ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:02 AM
2

half girls Top half or bottom half?
/r/seduction06/02/12 06:00 AM
1

16+ clubs. Girls there are crazy as fuck. edit: I'm over 21 (obviously only go to 21+ places now), but I was dragged to one of these when I was 16. I don't live in New York though, so I can't give specific advice there. edit2: just realized you are 20. Try 18+ instead, lol.
/r/seduction06/02/12 05:45 AM
2

Try meeting more girls in math/engineering/programming fields...?
/r/seduction06/02/12 05:43 AM
8

N-n-not that there's anything wrong with that...
/r/seduction06/02/12 05:40 AM
1

We talking about practice.
/r/seduction05/02/12 09:56 PM
1

For some reason I imagined the redhead was Christina Hendricks.
/r/seduction05/02/12 09:55 PM
2

If you can brave the sea of dicks, chatroulette or omegle (with webcam) is decent practice. It's not at all representative of real life, but it does help slightly with eye contact, conversation threading, seeing how far you can push the interaction, etc. (Most people on there are either trolling or looking for sexual interactions.)
/r/seduction05/02/12 09:44 PM
10

grinded the shit out of those girls you better hope they took a poop beforehand ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction04/02/12 04:55 AM
1

All right, I get it. Sex means nothing and I am too stuck in the "Disney" mindset. But seriously, shit like this is why I would never talk to a girl about previous sexual experiences. I don't wanna fucking know.
/r/seduction03/02/12 11:38 PM
2

No, I mean her roommate was in the near vicinity of where they had sex.
/r/seduction03/02/12 11:36 PM
1

Phew, good thing I'm not successful.
/r/seduction03/02/12 11:31 PM
1

My main gripe was that her roommate was there. If they were alone, I would not be very surprised.
/r/seduction03/02/12 11:31 PM
3

Even if she says no, OP can just play it off like it's no big deal and continue to act friendly.
/r/seduction03/02/12 09:44 PM
1

Nahhhh...
/r/seduction03/02/12 09:42 PM
48

"How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginnin…
/r/seduction03/02/12 08:41 PM
3

Dirigible Train Fart
/r/seduction03/02/12 08:40 PM
-2

Is it just me, or does some part of this seem hard to believe? He just meets a girl, goes back to her place with her roommates there, and ends up sleeping with her. Most girls would be deathly afraid of being judged by their friends, and would not let this happen right away. I'm not saying OP is lying, just that this seems very unlikely to happen with any consistency. Also, I would be careful about having a LTR with a girl who lets me sleep with her within a few hours of meeting (not that that's…
/r/seduction03/02/12 08:20 PM
-1

"I would eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from."
/r/seduction03/02/12 07:49 PM
10

Ahh yes, a classic gem from the bodybuilding Misc forum ...
/r/seduction03/02/12 07:34 PM
52

"I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection."
/r/seduction03/02/12 09:13 AM
3

http://i.imgur.com/WChYv.jpg
/r/seduction03/02/12 06:14 AM
1

"What piece of women’s attire most stokes a man’s desire? What outfit pink or white makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?"
/r/seduction03/02/12 05:43 AM
18

especially if she is holding a gun to your head daring you to say, "What" again.
/r/seduction03/02/12 12:29 AM
1

NSFW language, lol
/r/seduction02/02/12 08:35 PM
1

Yeah, but Wizards said they don't want consistent turn 3-4 kills in Modern. W/e as long as LSV gets to play ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, then I'm happy :)
/r/seduction02/02/12 06:34 AM
2

There are women like that too.
/r/seduction02/02/12 06:00 AM
1

No, that is Wild Naca--nvm
/r/seduction02/02/12 05:58 AM
1

Vendillion Clique is still legal, fyi. u mad?
/r/seduction02/02/12 05:33 AM
2

So does any man.
/r/seduction02/02/12 05:32 AM
2

True or not, this story only shows that this guy met a lot of unprincipled women. He is absolutely not to blame for their cheating. The boyfriends didn't tell him off, and the girls apparently just didn't really give a shit about their boyfriends. As far as I'm concerned, this guy did the boyfriends a favor by showing them the poor characters of their girlfriends. I personally try to give everyone (man or woman) the benefit of the doubt, but I am slow to trust completely, and I don't take shit f…
/r/seduction02/02/12 05:23 AM
3

You should have told her you had a crush on her for years.
/r/seduction02/02/12 05:13 AM
3

The #1 most important part of the podcast is audio quality. Make sure you all have decent mics and minimal background noise (no dogs barking in background, coughing/sneezing/clearing throats, etc.). I'm not an expert, so I can't recommend any software, but make sure everything is up-to-date and that the file size is not too large. Also, please, please, PLEASE be sure to speak clearly and audibly; no "volume up, volume down" voices. This has literally made me stop listening when speakers trail of…
/r/seduction01/02/12 08:50 PM
1

That reminds me of one of Manwhore's speeches. He is very physical with women and basically goes straight up caveman.
/r/seduction01/02/12 08:06 PM
2

Too lazy to find link, but the "good" effects of not fapping only last until day 10 or so. You might as well fap once a week. Plus, we are all sexual beings and should not forget that. Don't let it take control of your life, but also don't stop completely.
/r/seduction01/02/12 08:47 AM
2

He has a point. Barring extreme circumstances or absolutely terrible parents, your life age 18 and below really doesn't matter. You are not a real person, you do not make real decisions, you do not have real problems (again assuming relatively decent environment/upbringing). That said, it is very difficult to break old habits. The OP had a habit of not befriending people his own age, to which I cannot relate. I don't really feel qualified to give him advice, since I was not in that situation. Go…
/r/seduction01/02/12 07:33 AM
-1

Send her this: "I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. <3" (not srs)
/r/seduction01/02/12 06:37 AM
3

yeah fuckin water
/r/seduction31/01/12 04:26 AM
2

I don't understand how you could make out at a bar for a full hour. At home, yes, but at a bar??? Either way, gjdm.
/r/seduction31/01/12 03:43 AM
9

1) Eye contact 2) Kino 3) Calm/Unreactive/outcome independent
/r/seduction31/01/12 03:17 AM
3

I think it would be cool to have a "word of the week." Where you try to fit an obscure word into conversation. Also, how about a segment for online/text game? Bloodninja tribute, anyone? (｡◕ ‿ ◕｡)
/r/seduction31/01/12 01:39 AM
1

How tall are you guys? Which of you has hooked up with the most girls? Fuck/marry/kill: Batman, Chuck Norris, Abraham Lincoln (assuming he were alive now)?
/r/seduction31/01/12 01:33 AM
5

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
/r/seduction31/01/12 01:29 AM
3

"When you know, and when you do the shit you do and be the motherfucker you are, you will find somebody." Yup.
/r/seduction30/01/12 08:05 AM
1

Maybe try being more like Zyzz? Obviously keep up all your good habits, but try to give off more of a "party" attitude. I'm much closer to those scumbags than I am to you, so take my advice with a grain of salt, lol.
/r/seduction30/01/12 05:43 AM
2

When the girls denied your apocalypse opener, you should try responding with, "I grieve your loss of courage," maintaining extremely strong body language and voice control. Maybe give a mischievous smile if you think you can pull it off. Otherwise, straight face is probably best. (I haven't tried this yet, but I plan to eventually.)
/r/seduction30/01/12 04:07 AM
8

...unless you don't wash your hands.
/r/seduction29/01/12 09:00 PM
-1

http://i.imgur.com/KABLF.jpg
/r/seduction28/01/12 07:31 PM
11

"Meat me? You hardly even know me!" Then laugh like an idiot.
/r/seduction28/01/12 07:12 PM
79

I feel that sometimes putting my dick in a woman's vagina isn't enough. So I yell out, "SEX!" just so she knows what's up.
/r/seduction28/01/12 04:53 AM
7

The real question is: Which of them is best at Starcraft?
/r/seduction27/01/12 11:42 PM
5

Rest in Protein, Zyzz.
/r/seduction27/01/12 11:18 PM
1

If you value your own health, I would recommend against having a LTR with a girl who does not value hers, even if she looks good right now. Down the road, she will look terrible. Obviously it is good to try to help her out, but if she won't exercise or eat right, then it's time to find someone else.
/r/seduction27/01/12 11:11 PM
3

< $1,000
/r/seduction27/01/12 11:05 PM
1

For some reason I imagined you as one of those "Cue Balls" on the bicycle road in Pokemon XD
/r/seduction27/01/12 10:32 PM
1

4) Stop paying attention to anything that RSD says. They are fucked up people, blind leading the blind. Kind of like Seddit if the mods were all Scientologists. BLASPHEMY! :P
/r/seduction27/01/12 02:41 AM
1

I love that man more than I love taffy. And I love taffy.
/r/seduction27/01/12 02:14 AM
0

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35tcvq/
/r/seduction26/01/12 07:35 PM
106

http://i.imgur.com/b0gbq.jpg
/r/seduction26/01/12 07:27 PM
11

Ignore and continue conversation. Be nonreactive.
/r/seduction26/01/12 07:23 PM
5

That isn't to say that if a girl is skinny/athletic that she is automatically a "better person." It just implies that she is more likely to have good habits and be a suitable mate.
/r/seduction26/01/12 09:12 AM
7

Fat chicks lack the discipline necessary to make healthy life habits. Even if they legitimately have some sort of bullshit thyroid problem, if they really truly cared, they could get medical help and fix it in time. Many of them are good people with good intentions, but the simple fact that they have let their bodies go, lowers their value significantly. What they haven't realized is that they have one body. One chance to be beautiful and healthy and vibrant. If they fuck that up, then they have…
/r/seduction26/01/12 09:10 AM
2

Fake eyeball job.
/r/seduction26/01/12 08:55 AM
2

Link? edit: According to Tyler Durden, excessive hand gestures are not good for pickup. He says it's too womanly.
/r/seduction26/01/12 05:56 AM
2

http://i.imgur.com/yEViG.jpg
/r/seduction26/01/12 05:54 AM
4

I prefer to go with old faithful: "AYO GURL! LEMME POO IN YO MOUF!"
/r/seduction26/01/12 05:38 AM
8

Don't you worry about Planet Express. You let me worry about [blank]!
/r/seduction25/01/12 10:13 PM
1

There have been a variety of "text this to a girl and get sex" threads on the Misc (former Miscer). One of the most popular was "I've had a crush on you for years." The Misc also has some HUGE Plenty of Fish threads.
/r/seduction25/01/12 10:11 PM
2

"A girl is like a hockey puck." -- Tyler Durden
/r/seduction25/01/12 08:15 PM
1

This is just my personal philosophy, but I think sex-talk/dirty talk should be kept to a bare minimum most of the time. The sheer visceral thrill and emotional/spiritual connection should be enough, if you are doing it right.
/r/seduction25/01/12 09:41 AM
2

No, that was just the first hour.
/r/seduction25/01/12 09:12 AM
1

<-------------------- ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ --------------------> THIS MUCH
/r/seduction25/01/12 09:05 AM
1

Okay, I'll be honest. I haven't yet read The Game. But I have heard that in the book, Neil bashed on Tyler Durden/Owen Cook. Anybody know the story behind that, or is it just some insignificant thing? I would be interested to know Neil's thoughts (if any) on present-day Tyler.
/r/seduction25/01/12 08:54 AM
1

You may not have left them with a good enough first impression.
/r/seduction25/01/12 08:50 AM
2

Why would you post this without a link? It is impossible to Google.
/r/seduction25/01/12 04:27 AM
1

http://www.rsdnation.com/
/r/seduction25/01/12 04:26 AM
5

If your eyes were boobs, you'd have the eyes of an angel. New: Do I know you?
/r/seduction25/01/12 04:19 AM
23

"So...did you get fat or did your ass swallow your pants?"
/r/seduction25/01/12 04:11 AM
9

You got some soshul int'actions?
/r/seduction25/01/12 01:52 AM
0

Terran OP
/r/seduction24/01/12 02:52 AM
3

Eh, probably between .5 and 1 billion in his age group. For simplicity's sake, let's assume he lives in the US. 300,000,000+ people, half women, half of those women in relationships. That makes 75,000,000. Let's also assume that he will live in 3 different states, with an average population of 8,000,000. 8M x 3 = 24M. 24M / 2x2 = 6M. Assume that about 1/5th of those 6 million are women your age, or about 1,200,000. Obviously, he won't meet 1,200,000 women (or people for that matter), so generous…
/r/seduction24/01/12 02:38 AM
1

They are actually decent looking guys. Mystery would clean up like a champ, and Neil pulls off the bald look better than 99% of guys.
/r/seduction24/01/12 02:16 AM
0

So if I'm on top of her and she is hitting me and trying to push me off, then it's all good! /sarcasm
/r/seduction24/01/12 01:32 AM
18

Single girls tend to look more scared ... just the way I like em.
/r/seduction24/01/12 01:09 AM
1

Owen Cook and Vegeta.
/r/seduction24/01/12 01:06 AM
19

or Stacy's mom
/r/seduction24/01/12 01:02 AM
1

that smiley looks like he's chewing something :)
/r/seduction23/01/12 07:21 AM
11

"Familiarity breeds contempt." ಠ_ಠ ... (づ◕‿◕｡)づ
/r/seduction23/01/12 07:15 AM
1

not srs
/r/seduction23/01/12 07:01 AM
1

brb approaching guys
/r/seduction23/01/12 07:01 AM
6

Your text to the final girl was not good. It came off as try-hard and a little bit douchey (not necessarily bad, but w/e). In the end, you shouldn't have even HAD to text her, just keep escalating. Sorry to be harsh, but your kiss anxiety was bullshit. You are already kissing a girl, who cares what other people think? If they have a problem with it, they can go fuck themselves. You should have danced with those girls who asked you, even if only for a few minutes. It baffles me how you didn't try…
/r/seduction23/01/12 06:51 AM
10

This dude is straight up Super Saiyan.
/r/seduction23/01/12 05:36 AM
1

♥ u man ;)
/r/seduction22/01/12 08:51 AM
8

You probably looked like this.
/r/seduction21/01/12 09:11 AM
1

Conversation is supposed to die down after a while. Low energy, relaxed is just fine.
/r/seduction21/01/12 07:10 AM
1

Nah, you don't really need all that stuff to get women. Watch one of Owen Cook's talks where he describes his disgusting slob of a friend who has slept with over 200 women.
/r/seduction21/01/12 06:34 AM
7

p-p-period blood?
/r/seduction21/01/12 06:17 AM
17

Why do you think Princess Peach was always in another castle? ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction21/01/12 05:47 AM
4

Who you callin' a Magikarp? I eat Magikarp for breakfast.
/r/seduction21/01/12 05:45 AM
27

Off to read these articles! ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
/r/seduction20/01/12 08:53 AM
7

//_-)
/r/seduction20/01/12 02:10 AM
2

¯\(ツ)/¯
/r/seduction20/01/12 02:08 AM
1

It doesn't seem like a good idea to directly ask if a girl is single within the first few minutes of conversation (or ever, she will let you know if you escalate enough). Try to turn questions into statements. Kino!
/r/seduction20/01/12 02:01 AM
7

Jesus Christ, dude, I got blue balls just from reading that. Where's the escalation? She clearly wants to fuck you. I can understand taking it slow the first or second time, but damn. You should pull a Warlizard and straight up ask her to marry you.
/r/seduction20/01/12 01:38 AM
34

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THESE 12,000 RASPBERRIES?
/r/seduction20/01/12 01:30 AM
-5

Skrillex > Beethoven Just sayin'
/r/seduction20/01/12 12:48 AM
19

Sure, it gives my voice more bass, but what about the drop? (Dubstep is all the rage these days.)
/r/seduction19/01/12 09:56 PM
-1

Get a story/DHV idea in your head, then the next thing they say (no matter what it is), respond, "Speaking of [blank], [insert DHV/story here]." for teh lulz
/r/seduction19/01/12 09:35 AM
0

I prefer the Mystery method: feed her food before so she feels comfortable.
/r/seduction19/01/12 08:13 AM
7

Yes, be Incontrol.
/r/seduction19/01/12 07:51 AM
0

You should have gone in front of her and started dancing awkwardly. Say, "Is...is this the right way?" (try to dance like Spongebob. )
/r/seduction19/01/12 07:37 AM
1

Now that's thinking outside the box!
/r/seduction19/01/12 07:27 AM
3

Rest in Protein. ಥ_ಥ
/r/seduction19/01/12 05:04 AM
1

I was just wondering, because I'm a "happy" drunk. I always remember everything from a night of drinking, even the one time I puked 5 times and had explosive diarrhea. Maybe I just don't have it in me to "black out." I also carry around glasses of water and troll people by saying, "Dude, try my drink."
/r/seduction19/01/12 05:03 AM
6

My dick is made of chocolate and ejaculates money.
/r/seduction19/01/12 04:58 AM
6

Nah, just a 22 year old Zyzz wannabe.
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:48 AM
3

except the past... philosoraptor.jpg
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:39 AM
2

$40 or 40 dick-punches. Your choice.
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:38 AM
1

Out of curiosity, how many shots/drinks until you were drunk? Did you puke often when drinking?
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:29 AM
2

Patrick Stewart has. He's seen everything.
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:28 AM
1

I wasn't even talking about hypnosis. I meant the part about the "deep spot" and the "a spot." It kind of makes sense physiologically, since those muscles might be underdeveloped in some women. I'm not actually a doctor or anything, so take it or leave it.
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:20 AM
11

"80 percent of success is showing up." -- Woody Allen
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:05 AM
24

I trust girls as far as I can throw them. That's why I became a bodybuilder.
/r/seduction18/01/12 10:03 AM
5

I thought you played pool?
/r/seduction18/01/12 09:55 AM
2

But srsly, anything by Tyler from rsd (Owen Cook). Here is a Youtube playlist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZaGn284aE4&list=PL70E52FA22197C4DA&feature=plpp_play_all
/r/seduction18/01/12 07:44 AM
2

We talkin' about practice
/r/seduction18/01/12 07:43 AM
1

Apparently it's possible to "awaken" a woman's vagina.
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:47 AM
5

This you?
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:41 AM
4

()()===============================D~~ This big.
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:38 AM
2

This you, OP? :)
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:34 AM
14

there's a time and a place for calling people faggots ... and that is Xbox Live.
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:30 AM
1

So tempted to go 4chan on this guy ... I'll take the high road and recommend the OP watch some AFC Adam videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/AFCAdamLondon/videos
/r/seduction18/01/12 06:28 AM
2

I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction18/01/12 02:18 AM
2

+friends (｡◕‿◕｡)
/r/seduction17/01/12 10:35 AM
2

Take me. Take me now.
/r/seduction17/01/12 08:05 AM
9

No such thing as too much.
/r/seduction17/01/12 06:31 AM
6

Also try to turn questions into statements. For example, instead of asking her where she's from, make the statement, "You look like you are from []." That was kind of generic, but you can get pretty creative with different question/statements.
/r/seduction17/01/12 06:30 AM
2

^ This. Also, don't make backwards smileys (aka "girl smileys").
/r/seduction17/01/12 06:18 AM
1

Good on ya, kuntomatic9000.
/r/seduction16/01/12 10:21 AM
6

I like Mystery's theory better: It's hardwired into men's brains that if we approach a female and fail, we will get killed by a more alpha male (her mate). A primal fear.
/r/seduction16/01/12 07:51 AM
2

Online dating?
/r/seduction16/01/12 04:32 AM
20

“A man is what he thinks about all day long.”
/r/seduction15/01/12 09:06 PM
0

It is MUCH easier for (desirable) girls to move on from a past relationship, because there is always a better man out there who will sweep her off her feet. Men have it much harder (assuming not rich/famous) because we have to bust our asses to find another suitable mate. I love women, but I have no sympathy for them when it comes to relationships.
/r/seduction15/01/12 02:24 AM
9

I walk into a room and people are like, "Shit, that dude's probably really good at Pokemon." (I also have a cheer section like Gary Oak, so I guess that helps)
/r/seduction15/01/12 02:04 AM
1

If you've had sex with her, just keep doing what you were doing before, without being clingy.
/r/seduction15/01/12 01:08 AM
2

Why would you be "sorry" that your father raised you well?
/r/seduction15/01/12 12:58 AM
25

So is my dick (aka "The Hammer of Dawn")
/r/seduction14/01/12 09:38 AM
3

You aren't certain giving girls the emotions they need to be attracted to you.
/r/seduction13/01/12 09:18 AM
1

I want to know what you all consider a 5,6,7,8,9,10 as far as looks go. Pictures would be most helpful.
/r/seduction13/01/12 08:30 AM
1

I prefer to call it "poop soup."
/r/seduction13/01/12 08:08 AM
-7

This isn't really relevant to the thread. Also, there would still be LMR.
/r/seduction13/01/12 08:04 AM
2

"Pussy smells pussy." This can be interpreted two ways: 1) Women sense when you are beta/AFC and lack confidence or ability (i.e., "being pussy"). 2) Women sense when you are successful with other women (i.e., "getting pussy")
/r/seduction13/01/12 03:09 AM
9

I couldn't help but think of this when you mentioned how the milfs liked you
/r/seduction13/01/12 03:04 AM
11

...like meat!
/r/seduction13/01/12 03:00 AM
37

Much easier if you are a bear.
/r/seduction13/01/12 02:56 AM
2

z0mg! she smiled at me!!1! imagines life together
/r/seduction13/01/12 12:37 AM
2

He should take it one step further and always be eating something. Even during sex. George Costanza can't be wrong!
/r/seduction13/01/12 12:35 AM
2

There used to be a subreddit for JB...
/r/seduction12/01/12 11:05 AM
16

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR but srsly, gjdm
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:56 AM
0

I'm not really a fan of high fives (unless you clasp your fingers through hers and utter, "We were made for each other").
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:37 AM
5

...unless he is talking about talking with his mouth full.
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:33 AM
7

She's probably just attractive in general and gets hit on in everyday situations.
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:28 AM
44

I'm honestly getting a bit annoyed by the lingo. This was much easier to read.
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:15 AM
-1

taller than the girl*
/r/seduction12/01/12 10:14 AM
3

Her boobs felt like bags of sand. There u happy, RedErin?
/r/seduction11/01/12 10:18 PM
1

Wear this shirt on your date
/r/seduction11/01/12 10:11 PM
9

4chan'er Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you. This Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smok…
/r/seduction11/01/12 10:02 PM
0

"I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. <3"
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:57 PM
2

LUV U 5evr! (becuz 4evr isn't enuf!)
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:51 PM
2

Can we please (and I mean all of reddit, not just seddit) stop talking about the stupid "friend zone?"
/r/seduction11/01/12 08:14 PM
-5

Can you summarize it for me? I don't plan on watching.
/r/seduction11/01/12 06:33 PM
3

I either use zero or a bazillion all at once. All or nothing, baby.
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:50 AM
5

3 second rule. Also, just make a statement--ANY statement--and the girl will (hopefully) be intrigued. Look her in the eye and have good posture as you speak. If she has a bf, no biggy.
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:35 AM
30

>_<
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:32 AM
1

don't forget this song!
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:15 AM
-6

She had the opposite effect on me. I couldn't stand her snobby/know-it-all/arrogant attitude. Can someone post a tldr of her video (I couldn't make it past 20 seconds).
/r/seduction11/01/12 09:12 AM
0

That guy doesn't deserve a girl in the first place if he doesn't have a job or at least good job prospects. The only person he should be mad at is himself. This seems like a cakewalk for OP.
/r/seduction10/01/12 08:22 PM
3

I read somewhere that nofap only works for 7-10 days, then your testosterone levels out (and the test from nofap is not even regular test, so it's not that big of a deal in the first place). Basically, it is perfectly fine to fap every week or so. No need to go cold turkey.
/r/seduction10/01/12 08:18 PM
6

:o
/r/seduction10/01/12 08:41 AM
1

Do it. Also, cook/bring her some food. That shows that you are willing to take care of her and won't run away after sex (Mystery method trololololololol).
/r/seduction10/01/12 08:28 AM
4

I don't get it. The right side seems to be "better" until the very end when he just stands there. Then the left side seems better because he plays in the rain with that girl.
/r/seduction09/01/12 08:21 PM
13

What if she replies, "What? Are you calling me a pancake ass? IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!" then storms off crying. (because you only saw her from behind)
/r/seduction09/01/12 08:17 PM
5

flock ...roll?
/r/seduction09/01/12 08:13 PM
13

Freshman year, I didn't even talk to girls. Just had LAN parties and played board games all the time. It was awesome. Well, I did talk to a girl once. I was in the hallway of one of the dorms, drawing doodles on those little white boards (Shoop da Woop). Suddenly, a girl opened the door and I stammered, "It's ... uh ... I'm from the Internet!" and ran like hell.
/r/seduction09/01/12 06:26 AM
25

"Hi, so I don't really like talking or interacting with people, but I noticed you are hot, so I'm trying to act as normal as possible. Let's go jack off coffee and virgin screwdrivers (don't worry I'm not a virgin haha :) )."
/r/seduction09/01/12 06:22 AM
6

Juice N!gga, what the fuck is "juice?"
/r/seduction09/01/12 06:19 AM
7

Milk was a bad choice.
/r/seduction09/01/12 06:18 AM
10

Is the girl's name Stacy?
/r/seduction09/01/12 05:53 AM
1

According to bulbapedia, Zapdos) has more base speed and final speed than Articuno). Since both types are weak to each other and Zapdos would get to attack first, he would win. edit: wow fuck their URLs and reddit's stupid link syntax
/r/seduction08/01/12 06:24 PM
6

...but you didn't actually make any concrete plans (date/time).
/r/seduction08/01/12 08:03 AM
2

...or he could buy you a birthday cake! (◕‿◕✿)
/r/seduction08/01/12 08:00 AM
2

"My dick is 2 inches bigger when I'm single."
/r/seduction08/01/12 07:57 AM
1

guy above deleted/edited his comment, now mine doesn't make sense anymore ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction07/01/12 08:18 PM
0

I upvoted you for the general message, but almost downvoted because you "gave up" on your body (not literally, but you know what I mean). It's true that being super ripped and gorgeous is not even close to the most important thing, but still, you should strive for beauty. You only live once; might as well look good.
/r/seduction07/01/12 09:11 AM
2

b-but what if ... oh nvm
/r/seduction07/01/12 09:08 AM
1

..."unless she pulls out a gun and shoots you in the face." --Sasha "Daygame"
/r/seduction07/01/12 09:07 AM
4

If a moderately attractive girl said that to me, I would marry her on the spot.
/r/seduction07/01/12 08:52 AM
3

"Cheaters gonna cheat"
/r/seduction07/01/12 08:51 AM
9

Not really a tip, but I had a dream last night where Sasha Grey was working at a sandwich shop and I ordered a sandwich, but it was $9.75 because it was custom, and I was like "wtf is this shit" and I called the manager over and he pointed out that it was not on the menu (which was fucking impossible to read, might I add), so I grudgingly paid for my overpriced sandwich and left. I would totally marry Sasha Grey, though.
/r/seduction07/01/12 08:36 AM
1

I would argue that he doesn't even need to become a leader. You can go pretty far in life being a follower (or as I like to call it, a copycat). See what successful people are doing, and emulate them.
/r/seduction07/01/12 08:16 AM
1

Have you tried Plenty of Fish?
/r/seduction06/01/12 09:27 PM
3

At the same time, if you are already having a conversation or time is limited, then don't play stupid games. Text back in a timely manner (less than 5 minutes). Or just call.
/r/seduction05/01/12 10:49 PM
2

LIEK DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIM!1!!1!..
/r/seduction05/01/12 10:47 PM
1

...or even better, a Happy Meal.
/r/seduction05/01/12 10:28 PM
1

If you're spending $100+ then you're doing it wrong.* *Unless you are a complete baller.
/r/seduction05/01/12 09:54 PM
1

"What's your favorite color?" If she says green, she's a bitch.
/r/seduction04/01/12 05:46 AM
3

63% of girls with dogs also have sex with dogs.
/r/seduction04/01/12 05:45 AM
1

Send message. Either one works, but don't wait too long.
/r/seduction04/01/12 05:42 AM
1

Every time someone mentions podcasts, I have to recommend SModcast. One of the funniest podcasts out there.
/r/seduction04/01/12 05:37 AM
3

tldr; girls don't know what they want.
/r/seduction04/01/12 05:18 AM
9

Not just Asians ... any race. Find a girl who is around your height. Problem solved. And if/when you do manage to get a taller girl, it will make you look alpha as FUCK.
/r/seduction02/01/12 09:41 PM
14

i dont want to be responsible for making girls lives better. I think you are in the wrong place, then.
/r/seduction02/01/12 06:57 AM
1

this
/r/seduction01/01/12 11:26 PM
2

Relevant
/r/seduction01/01/12 04:28 PM
7

"Appearance is everything." Perhaps you appeared to be creepy in some way?
/r/seduction01/01/12 04:25 PM
1

Put a blanket over your head and beckon her, "Come into my tent."
/r/seduction31/12/11 08:00 AM
7

What's your favorite dinosaur? the one that kills Newman
/r/seduction31/12/11 07:53 AM
4

"Whats your favorite vegetable?" Cucumber ... obviously ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction31/12/11 07:52 AM
1

Don't ask about college majors. Nobody really cares that much and it just associates you with boring school and friend-zone. Keep conversation light and playful at first. All you need to do is make them smile or laugh once and doors will open.
/r/seduction30/12/11 08:25 AM
1

Be attractive Don't be unattractive
/r/seduction30/12/11 08:22 AM
0

Boycott her [vaginal] domain.
/r/seduction30/12/11 08:21 AM
7

GIRL: "Nice buttplug." GUY: "Thankssssssss!!1! I went to Jaredssssssss" ♥♥♥! ;)
/r/seduction30/12/11 08:20 AM
2

GIRL: "Nice voice." GUY: "Nice rack."
/r/seduction30/12/11 08:18 AM
6

ಠ_ಠ
/r/seduction30/12/11 04:43 AM
6

I think the real question is where the fuck does he work where people ass grab strangers in public? Tokyo subway station?
/r/seduction30/12/11 03:56 AM
-2

No.
/r/seduction30/12/11 03:44 AM
9

Filler? I hardly even knew her!
/r/seduction30/12/11 03:04 AM
1

Who gives a fuck about ears? That man is hamsom.
/r/seduction30/12/11 03:03 AM
3

Facebook is simply one means of keeping up with friends, etc. I should have been more clear in that he should use facebook in addition to other methods.
/r/seduction28/12/11 10:13 PM
1

bodybuilding.com is also extremely helpful
/r/seduction28/12/11 09:18 PM
9

Don't actually delete facebook. If certain people's posts are bothering you, then hide their posts or defriend them. Facebook is a valuable networking tool for both friends and career. You don't have to check it all the time, but be sure to have a decent looking profile. OP mentioned that he didn't know where to find friends. Why not facebook? Just post a status saying something like, "If anyone wants to chill, hit me up," or "message me if you want to go bowling. I'll be there tonight." etc.
/r/seduction28/12/11 09:16 PM
1

"let's have sex" Why don't you just say something like this once you have built comfort?
/r/seduction28/12/11 10:15 AM
8

And my axe!
/r/seduction27/12/11 10:44 PM
5

"Funny looking, or funny smelling?" Then frantically smell your armpits and get out your makeup kit. Start crying a little. Get on your knees and bellow, "WHY?! GOD, WHY?!" Then stand up and look her in the eye and say, "Your place or mine?" If she says "neither" then respond, "Whoa, we got a badass over here! I've never done it in public, but whatever floats your boat."
/r/seduction27/12/11 09:37 PM
5

40 minute mixtape. Tell her she's got to hear it, then take her home and escalate.
/r/seduction27/12/11 09:29 PM
46

Left shoulder, right knee.
/r/seduction27/12/11 09:25 PM
1

Don't.
/r/seduction25/12/11 11:08 PM
8

Don't know why you are getting downvoted. A good set of pictures is all that matters on these dating sites. It's all just a meat market.
/r/seduction24/12/11 08:33 AM
5

I'll just leave this here.
/r/seduction24/12/11 08:30 AM
7

GIRL: "Teehee! Why did you come talk to me?" GUY: "BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE."
/r/seduction24/12/11 08:26 AM
1

Go to that local club and talk to her.
/r/seduction23/12/11 08:49 AM
1

LINE EM UP
/r/seduction23/12/11 08:26 AM
24

Calvin Klein ®
/r/seduction23/12/11 07:23 AM
2

Is this real life?
/r/seduction23/12/11 07:19 AM
1

No idea.
/r/seduction23/12/11 06:26 AM
2

I was making a sarcastic reference to a random internet article that said girls pay the most attention to your left shoulder and right knee (sorry don't have link).
/r/seduction23/12/11 02:11 AM
1

Your text to her should say, "Drinks, [bar/restaurant name]. X-o'clock."
/r/seduction22/12/11 09:51 PM
2

This is called "The Costanza."
/r/seduction22/12/11 09:48 PM
3

Left shoulder, right knee. That's all you need.
/r/seduction22/12/11 09:33 PM
8

"Ayo, gurl! Lemme poo in yo mouf!"
/r/seduction20/12/11 08:37 PM
2

You had me at "please."
/r/seduction20/12/11 08:33 PM
7

Motivation is irrelevant. Make it a habit and you will be set for life.
/r/seduction20/12/11 08:32 PM
3

I hate the idea of the "friend zone." Girls don't actually owe you anything (romantic), regardless of how nice you are or how much you like them. How would you feel if the roles were reversed?
/r/seduction20/12/11 08:17 PM
1

I'm so glad I wasn't born in China/Japan/Korea. They have to study and work so much, it's ridiculous. They also have some of the highest suicide rates, and about half of them don't even want a relationship because it is not worth it (saw this in another reddit thread).
/r/seduction20/12/11 01:19 AM
3

Don't mention that Koreans like starcraft Welp, there goes my chances!
/r/seduction20/12/11 12:53 AM
5

is there a draft in here?
/r/seduction16/12/11 07:15 AM
1

You should have given her your number. Slipped it in her pocket or something.
/r/seduction16/12/11 06:13 AM
6

where did the d) come from?
/r/seduction16/12/11 05:55 AM
1

I don't understand why people talk about sex before doing it with each other. Just keep escalating over time and it will probably happen. If she denies you, then talk it over rationally. Don't ask about her "favorite position" or any of that bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, the only questions that need be asked are 1) Are you a virgin? and; 2) Are you STD free? Then keep escalating.
/r/seduction15/12/11 09:19 PM
-1

Not sure why you are getting downvoted for this.
/r/seduction15/12/11 09:10 PM
3

Unless you are trying to get into a top law school or med school, then B's and C's are not much of a problem. Especially if it's only your first semester. By the way, it doesn't matter if you are "smart as fuck." It actually means nothing. All that matters is what you do. You are on a slippery slope, but you are still near the top. The only advice I can give is to try 100% in school/work/gym. If for some reason that isn't happening, then immediately seek help from friends/teachers/classmates/fam…
/r/seduction13/12/11 08:19 PM
1

Say your name is Beiber because of the striking resemblance. :P
/r/seduction13/12/11 07:52 PM
1

I don't see how people could hate on your job, since it seems decent enough. I assume you make good money, which is all that really matters.
/r/seduction13/12/11 09:43 AM
1

I disagree with picking only one thing to work on at a time. You can fix many things in a short period of time.
/r/seduction13/12/11 09:17 AM
1

The only part that baffles me is how he guessed "32DD" when hardly anyone is 32, especially with big boobs. Always guess 34 to be on the safe side, unless she is a very petite girl.
/r/seduction12/12/11 08:12 AM
12

2 days my ass ... call her that same night and breathe huskily into the phone.
/r/seduction11/12/11 03:26 AM
1

That does not sound like the type of girl you would want in a relationship. It took her only FIVE DAYS to get over her previous long term boyfriend and start fucking other guys (luckily it was you). You should probably stay emotionally detached from this girl and only use her as FWB.
/r/seduction08/12/11 07:56 PM
5

Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your mom's facebook will do
/r/seduction06/12/11 10:44 PM
2

Reminded me of this: Dean: Question #1: You're in Prague, a sniper's in the window above you, there's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you, what do you do? Do you... Brock: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. He falls out the window, the grizzly will go straight for the easier meal.
/r/seduction06/12/11 04:08 AM
13

"Do I smell like diarrhea?" (No...) "Oh. Good, good..."
/r/seduction05/12/11 10:54 PM
11

Robot Devil's voice ...IN MARRIAGE!
/r/seduction05/12/11 10:52 PM
5

yeah...fuckin water
/r/seduction05/12/11 10:51 PM
3

1) Good that you texted right away. 2) Bad that your text was boring. I hope you at least added a smiley face...
/r/seduction05/12/11 07:14 AM
2

You could always try Chang's advice to Jeff Winger on the show Community: Beg for sex. Say you haven't done it in a long time and you will do anything to please her.
/r/seduction03/12/11 06:28 AM
4

The cashier example should be stricken from the list. A lot of times they are just making small talk or are anxious to be done with their shift.
/r/seduction03/12/11 06:16 AM
3

I'll show myself out.
/r/seduction01/12/11 06:17 AM
3

AND MY AXE!
/r/seduction01/12/11 06:17 AM
2

I usually text them before I get their number. Let's 'em know I care.
/r/seduction01/12/11 06:16 AM
2

quite big shoulders I think we found the reason for your success. The "bad boy" look probably emphasizes your shoulders more. I also assume that you are good looking in general, since girls are actually approaching you.
/r/seduction29/11/11 12:05 AM
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