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7

It's not the 50s, girls don't expect that. I usually do it though, and scored some major points with a girl once. Later on in the date she told me how into etiquette she was and that nobody had ever opened the door for her before.
/r/seduction29/04/15 01:59 AM
2

I cringe at "gentleman," but girls do melt at this kind of shit, as corny as it is.
/r/seduction29/04/15 01:28 AM
1

You might step off the sidewalk and get hit by a bus tomorrow.
/r/seduction28/04/15 04:45 AM
2

checks post history She sended me sexy pics, now I'm going to her house for a long night of passion. Wish me luck! Update: we both had amazing pleasure :) lol neat kiddo
/r/seduction12/03/15 11:44 PM
1

Thanks, I just laughed out loud.
/r/seduction07/02/15 05:37 AM
1

yes.
/r/seduction15/12/14 07:26 PM
4

revs subaru
/r/seduction10/12/14 05:38 AM
9

/r/outside
/r/seduction09/12/14 05:05 AM
28

If people are unappreciative, fuck em. I had a long post written out, but it doesn't matter.
/r/seduction03/12/14 01:37 PM
8

Hold eye contact with her and masturbate. Poke her boobs and tell her "the real thing is so much better."
/r/seduction20/11/14 03:27 AM
2

?
/r/seduction14/11/14 09:46 PM
1

Thermodynamics are absolutely a thing.
/r/seduction10/11/14 02:54 PM
2

lol
/r/seduction10/11/14 11:13 AM
2

I meant yours.
/r/seduction05/11/14 10:02 PM
3

"problem"
/r/seduction05/11/14 06:43 PM
2

Gotta protect that virginity somehow I guess.
/r/seduction05/11/14 06:37 PM
27

Pull your pants up dude.
/r/seduction05/11/14 05:46 PM
2

I'm 16 but seeing the girls at my High School This isn't a thread for you.
/r/seduction31/10/14 01:27 PM
0

if this chick just had a thing for magic chick just had a thing for magic chick thing for magic thing for magic magic
/r/seduction28/10/14 08:17 PM
2

Topman is like H&M-tier-shit. It's Uniqlo with dumb sweaters and louder house music.
/r/seduction26/10/14 11:30 PM
8

If she smokes, she pokes.
/r/seduction20/10/14 05:44 AM
2

Eh, when I was younger alcohol+strong weed was a pretty solid combo.
/r/seduction19/10/14 02:36 PM
3

wow
/r/seduction19/10/14 02:35 PM
2

wat
/r/seduction17/10/14 01:19 AM
5

Just think about it. People are comfortable with, and attract, people they are similar to.
/r/seduction16/10/14 10:13 AM
23

Wear headphones and walk towards her and take yours out after you've made eye contact. She will probably follow.
/r/seduction10/10/14 02:06 PM
22

Yeah, when you're 22, 18 seems young. When you're 29, 18 seems awesome.
/r/seduction07/10/14 11:27 AM
3

http://i.imgur.com/4jd5rsZ.png
/r/seduction25/09/14 06:44 PM
1

lol d00d shes using u for tha e-cig tho
/r/seduction25/09/14 02:45 PM
2

I was flipping through my subs and opening stuff in new tabs and just assumed this was a /r/stopdrinking post.
/r/seduction04/09/14 04:05 PM
1

The person who is too prudent to drink is no fun Oh, if only you knew. I'm guessing the reason he doesn't drink is he doesn't want a drink, he wants 15 drinks.
/r/seduction04/09/14 04:04 PM
1

Tinderoid.
/r/seduction30/08/14 02:20 PM
3

That makes you an asshole.
/r/seduction26/08/14 03:51 PM
9

As someone who lives in NYC, "Isn't this better than online dating," is such a tight line. Thanks.
/r/seduction18/08/14 04:26 AM
2

Also, "You look like you're friendly!" will, hopefully anyway, make her act friendly.
/r/seduction18/08/14 04:03 AM
-1

Advice: Stop calling things "fly."
/r/seduction18/08/14 03:58 AM
4

It's not really a stupid cheap joke. I've heard Americans refer to black guys from London as "African-American." And people from the West Indies seem to prefer to be called black or West Indian, not "African-American." It's PC bullshit that's gone too far and ends up sounding more ignorant than not.
/r/seduction18/08/14 03:29 AM
0

That said I'm going on a date right now with a girl I met using tinderoid last night. Hahah. Even started off with "(name), you're super cute."
/r/seduction12/08/14 11:48 PM
1

I'm not sure. That's the problem.
/r/seduction07/08/14 07:53 PM
2

That's how it starts.
/r/seduction06/08/14 04:50 PM
74

I hope her Adam's apple didn't get in the way.
/r/seduction03/08/14 06:51 PM
-1

meh
/r/seduction27/07/14 06:29 AM
3

Yeah, we call those coolers.
/r/seduction24/07/14 05:44 AM
2

buying useless shit to look pretty I don't know, I've got a pair of 3 year old Redwing boots that aren't useless and are pretty.
/r/seduction22/07/14 10:39 AM
-1

a faget What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.…
/r/seduction12/07/14 03:50 AM
6

lol
/r/seduction12/07/14 03:47 AM
2

Pan sear some salmon (seriously, don't overcook it), toss some arugula with good olive oil, a bit of lemon juice, and a bit of coarse sea salt, and roast some asparagus in the oven, tossed in olive oil and salted/peppered before hand. Super easy and delicious.
/r/seduction10/07/14 06:03 AM
1

It's making fun of British people, in the vain of "U WOT M8?"
/r/seduction09/07/14 07:23 PM
2

That's how I'm always dressed. Jeans, usually, (hi /r/rawdenim) but sometimes pants. All I ever get is compliments.
/r/seduction30/06/14 12:00 AM
14

They're apparently slutty as well, which is always a preference I really hope you and your friends remember to wash the Cheeto dust off your fingers before opening a new bottle of Mountain Dew. Don't you just hate it when you get orange gunk on the cap?
/r/seduction26/06/14 01:12 PM
1

We're all gonna make it.
/r/seduction12/06/14 08:32 PM
6

http://i.imgur.com/8LoKG7Y.gif
/r/seduction06/06/14 01:27 PM
2

Is there anything wrong with that?
/r/seduction03/06/14 01:40 PM
9

Something more fun than watching each other eat.
/r/seduction03/06/14 01:40 PM
2

Wit is about making unexpected connections, and the more you know, the more you can connect. This pretty much sums it up. Quickly making that connection and throwing it out there.
/r/seduction01/06/14 03:10 PM
1

To be honest, all I've seen you do is come to a forum full of dudes and tell them all you have a big dick.
/r/seduction29/05/14 01:45 PM
3

AYO BBY GURL I GOTTA WHALE SIZED DICK WAN SOME FUKK.....
/r/seduction28/05/14 09:15 PM
2

Just ran into a girl I met for 15 minutes 6 months ago. I remembered where she was from; were going out this weekend.
/r/seduction27/05/14 02:27 AM
3

You can console somebody AND still bang them.
/r/seduction22/05/14 02:46 PM
2

You sound like an asshole.
/r/seduction15/05/14 02:31 AM
14

This isn't funny any longer. Lesson 1. Don't be a neckbeard Lesson 2. Leave your house sometimes
/r/seduction08/05/14 01:48 AM
1

/r/wicked_edge You don't have to go all out, but having a safety razor and a brush on a stand on your sink looks really cool/classy. And after the initial investment it's super cheap to shave. And if you fall down the rabbit hole and end up using a straight razor, well, nothing makes you feel manlier than shaving your face with a knife.
/r/seduction02/05/14 05:48 AM
10

Which he did. She was single.
/r/seduction30/04/14 06:11 AM
6

Dude...you butchered it.
/r/seduction28/04/14 02:45 PM
3

After all, if you are serious about your career how much energy do you have left over to be "fashionable"? YES YOU MUST BE 100% JOB WITH NO HOBBIES.
/r/seduction19/04/14 03:33 PM
1

Eh, J Brand are raw. That's a pretty big difference from $20 Arizona jeans.
/r/seduction15/04/14 03:31 PM
10

I'm just gonna go ahead and say fuck you. Why? There are a million fucking girls out there.
/r/seduction10/04/14 06:48 PM
9

Where I went to school, pretty much everyone smoked.
/r/seduction08/04/14 12:20 PM
1

Don't "reveal your feelings." I can see it happening in my head and it's awkward as fuck. Show her your feelings. Touch her, hold her hand, etc.
/r/seduction05/04/14 12:36 AM
4

http://imgur.com/gallery/DxxsKI0
/r/seduction30/03/14 03:27 PM
10

They recommend oxford button downs (blue/pink/whatever,) jeans or khakis, and either chukkas, work boots or Vans originals as the skeleton of what to wear. I agree, they're off on some things but for the most part that's a pretty solid way to dress yourself.
/r/seduction30/03/14 03:11 AM
11

Most of what's recommended is button downs, jeans, and leather shoes. The rest of what's recommended is a J Crew catalog.
/r/seduction30/03/14 03:06 AM
7

So why even care about fashion then? I answered that question for you.
/r/seduction30/03/14 02:57 AM
18

It's a hobby? An appreciation for textiles and the history behind them? An appreciation for craftsmanship? It's almost as if people are interested in different things than you!
/r/seduction30/03/14 02:51 AM
18

/r/malefashionadvice is also geared towards people who care about fashion. It's not /r/howtogetgirlstolookatyouandmaybefuckyoufashionadvice Not my problem girls don't notice my sick faydez, bro.
/r/seduction30/03/14 02:31 AM
2

take advantage of their weaknesses piss off
/r/seduction24/03/14 10:00 PM
3

Dude...if the only girls you meet are popular and attractive then guess what? That's your crowd. Your "league," if you will. One of the best things ever said to me was, as a (previous) fat kid who was a little insecure but played it off because i didn't give a fuck was from a girl. She said about myself and my close friends, to me, "You guys all only hang out with attractive people. Like, I've never seen any of you with unattractive people." And then I realized we were all in the same league. So…
/r/seduction22/03/14 08:39 AM
5

Hello my fair lady, may I perform cunnilingus upon thee?
/r/seduction21/03/14 11:37 PM
1

I'll second you. I have this thing with this girl... we talk often and have had a lot of sex over the last few years when we find ourselves in the same city. It's an odd relationship, but we talk about who were sleeping with and who we want to sleep with, etc. when were apart. What I'm getting at is she knows me, well. We're very close. She always tells me, "Look, I know you're Mr Confident with your ego and how fucking cool you think you are, but you need to be a little vulnerable." and reminds…
/r/seduction20/03/14 04:26 AM
5

...dude
/r/seduction12/03/14 04:01 PM
3

Therapy. sign me up while you're there; i kicked a crazy 19 year old out of my life 4 years ago and i still feel emasculated
/r/seduction12/03/14 03:33 PM
13

I mean, good for you for getting laid and all but, bro, jaeger bombs? At least go for a gin and tonic for each of you. It's a man's drink, but a lot of girls like them. It's worlds classier than a jaeger bomb, too. On the other hand, I suppose it's all about the image you'e conveying.
/r/seduction12/03/14 05:20 AM
6

Tell me, what does sex mean to you? calls other people out on being creepy
/r/seduction11/03/14 02:24 PM
2

When she mentions something, ask why.
/r/seduction10/03/14 03:08 PM
1

The last time a girl said that to me she was naked in my bed a few hours later.
/r/seduction10/03/14 04:05 AM
5

"Cool, a guy can never have enough friends."
/r/seduction10/03/14 01:04 AM
1

I'm thinking of continuing to act as I am with her just to see what happens. No, fuck you.
/r/seduction25/02/14 03:15 AM
1

Yeah dude, fucking relax. In 12 hours you went from dancing, to getting a number, to blowing up in desperation, to rejecting her before she even had a chance to respond to you. It's college, it's Sunday, people sleep till noon or 1 or 2 and then go out with their friends for food.
/r/seduction23/02/14 07:29 PM
2

Since he's in college, if he doesn't fuck lunch up there'll probably be a late night text tomorrow night from her.
/r/seduction21/02/14 01:54 PM
8

Something like this happened to me once, but when she said she was going to bed I just texted, "Come over. I'll be home in 10 minutes. my address." She said, "Really?" I said, "Yeah, we can make a blanket fort." "Okay, lemme hop in the shower really quick." We, uh, never got around to the blanket fort. Neighbors texted me the next day, "Sounds like the date went well!"
/r/seduction21/02/14 03:03 AM
10

You're not lucky she's out of a relationship, she's lucky you asked her out. Lunch, then afternoon drinks. Lunch isn't a terribly ideal date, so go for a bloody mary afterwards. Ask her why, not what.
/r/seduction21/02/14 02:56 AM
2

I would treat my SO like a queen Yeah, sounds like you have a ton of respect for women and I'm sure you'd treat them like a queen; as soon as they all stopped being super fucking slutty whores suffering in agony on their way to a painful horrible death. You claim to be smart and make a lot of money, but you clearly have a giant stick up your ass and with the attitude you have, you're god damned right you're never going to get laid.
/r/seduction21/02/14 02:52 AM
2

You just don't really know anything about fashion. I've never seen a Wall Street banker in raw denim jeans, a chore coat, an untucked oxford and Wolverine boots. Also, I live 10 minutes from Wall Street.
/r/seduction21/02/14 02:49 AM
1

Oh god the trolls back.
/r/seduction21/02/14 02:46 AM
0

gender binary bullshit Got a link to your Tumblr?
/r/seduction20/02/14 08:05 PM
1

Yeah, that's not a relationship. Is that how you want some guy to treat your daughter?
/r/seduction16/02/14 12:37 AM
5

Grow a pair
/r/seduction11/02/14 06:46 AM
24

Yes.
/r/seduction09/02/14 02:54 AM
1

Blog spam. It's covered in ads. Look at the username.
/r/seduction08/02/14 10:00 PM
17

Liar. World of Warcraft caps out around 80 levels.
/r/seduction06/02/14 08:17 PM
3

Most of us are looking to wife somebody one of these days.
/r/seduction06/02/14 02:20 AM
5

Just saying hey guys. Glad I'm not the only one of us who reads stuff over here.
/r/seduction06/02/14 02:19 AM
1

/r/askreddit is that way.
/r/seduction04/02/14 03:54 PM
1

Touch people when you're talking to them. Everybody. Make a joke and as you and your (dude) friend laugh slap/tap him on the shoulder. Get more intimate when you're talking with girls, as the situation allows. That's about it.
/r/seduction04/02/14 03:53 PM
1

Because its fun and not too serious.
/r/seduction01/02/14 03:17 PM
5

I can also see the ADHD in him...he's all over the place. It's more like he's harnessed it into this high energy guy that keeps you bouncing around. I've got a friend who is super ADHD and acts very similarly.
/r/seduction31/01/14 06:35 PM
2

Until you find a pair of Allen Edmonds for $5, Redwings for $15 and a Pendleton shirt for $3.
/r/seduction04/01/14 04:41 PM
2

I just looked at your post history and, uh, you should probably stop whiteknighting and go out and try to lose your virginity instead of sitting around reasoning about how masturbating is better than "spending money on dates." You seem to have dug yourself into such a deep hole you've convinced yourself that you're having more fun alone than you would if you had somebody to share it with. You've then taken that and run as "well girls r sluts neway so who cares. im better than that." In case you …
/r/seduction31/12/13 10:32 PM
1

gonorrhea Fortunately something you'll never have to worry about.
/r/seduction31/12/13 09:58 PM
1

I dated a girl for 1.5 years who "wanted to wait." Then we broke up and she sent me a text 2 weeks later telling me about fucking her new boyfriend. Next girl I dated was younger and I still thought sex was "special" so we had a lot of sex, but she was also fucking 3 other dudes for the whole time we were together. Since then I haven't turned down an opportunity to get laid.
/r/seduction25/12/13 08:25 PM
2

To each their own, man. I used to think like you but then I got burned over and over.
/r/seduction25/12/13 05:11 PM
3

Yeah I know, we've all been there. On the other hand, sex is fun and if you hit it off, why wait till some arbitrary number of dates to make it "okay?" In my experience online dating mostly ends with sex on the first date, so if she makes it public she is looking for casual sex then that's a definite green light.
/r/seduction25/12/13 04:24 PM
5

What's next? "I've got a bottle of wine/spirits/etc. at my place- let's keep talking!" You dropped the ball by not having something lined up afterwards, bud. And for everyone else- keep a bottle of red, white, vodka, gin, and bourbon with some tonic, cranberry juice, coke, diet, and limes on hand at all times. Doesn't have to be fancy, just get some small bottles of call level to have at home. Works well for guests, too.
/r/seduction25/12/13 04:15 PM
1

There are two important things to take away, in your situation. I feel pretty similar to how you do, fwiw. -eye contact and smiling -slow down when you speak You don't need to be mr alpha life of party.
/r/seduction25/12/13 05:45 AM
2

"Youre a naughty one, mi lady." tips fedora
/r/seduction25/12/13 05:41 AM
1

We're not all in college. When you're in a city full of mid-late 20s single women, OP is absolutely correct.
/r/seduction21/12/13 04:20 AM
3

Maybe he is black.
/r/seduction19/12/13 08:01 PM
6

Now you're the kid she's "not allowed to hang out with." Fuck yeah.
/r/seduction19/12/13 08:01 PM
1

Basically my thoughts, too. "Oh, we're going to hang out and laugh and flirt and I know you've shot me down twice and made it clear nothing is going to happen but were still going to do this thing and and and, fuck it, I'm gonna get drunk with the boys. They're more fun."
/r/seduction17/12/13 06:20 AM
16

tips fedora
/r/seduction07/12/13 09:56 PM
50

Because I'm self-absorbed and kind of a prick.
/r/seduction07/12/13 09:53 PM
1

This is really unclear. Are you saying that you're moving too fast and you haven't even hung out? Flirting is moving too fast? If so, you're definitely not in the game.
/r/seduction04/12/13 11:15 AM
4

This stuff isn't a blanket for fitting girls, it's a rough guideline.
/r/seduction18/11/13 04:35 PM
4

It's a gong.
/r/seduction12/11/13 11:03 PM
0

Oh hey, thanks for not making me type all of that out
/r/seduction09/11/13 05:23 AM
1

"I'd say it comes naturally, but I actually put a lot of effort into it. Thanks!"
/r/seduction07/11/13 08:11 PM
37

http://imgur.com/Cpen8vy
/r/seduction07/11/13 12:49 AM
-1

Smart girls are used to hearing they're smart; pretty girls are used to hearing they are pretty.
/r/seduction07/11/13 12:41 AM
3

Yeah I was kidding.
/r/seduction22/10/13 01:04 AM
0

-Karl Marx
/r/seduction22/10/13 12:28 AM
1

Ask her to do something rad, not eating meals with each other. That can come later. Do something fucking fun, dude. Give her a glimpse of, "This is my life. You can be a part of it, or you cannot, but I'm giving you the opportunity."
/r/seduction21/10/13 04:34 PM
4

What? "I'm really boring, so lets eat more things together sometime and then look at a projector screen in a dark room with other people for 2 hours."
/r/seduction21/10/13 01:32 PM
1

Get out of here with your white knight bullshit. Most people are here so they can get over something that's hanging them up. I'm here because I needed to learn when I'm getting walked all over.
/r/seduction21/10/13 01:31 PM
3

I hope you rode the Beast a lot if you spent that much time at Kings Island.
/r/seduction20/10/13 04:59 PM
1

I've actually met that kid before. Fucking weirdo.
/r/seduction19/10/13 10:00 PM
4

Have you been to /r/gonewild?
/r/seduction18/10/13 02:37 PM
3

It's been 12 years since he's been in a vagina, in fact.
/r/seduction17/10/13 08:35 PM
6

I ran into a very hot friend at a show once. Like, real life Faye Reagan hot, and she was sitting alone at a table. I made a joke about her getting hit on all night and she said not a single guy had even said hi to her. That falls into this theory I have, and hear about, that realllllly hot girls don't get hit on much because most guys don't have the balls.
/r/seduction17/10/13 08:25 PM
2

...that's how round 2 went for me too. Now I just stomp that shit, ASAP. I actually have a problem that's reversed- I am too aloof because I am scared of coming off as needy.
/r/seduction17/10/13 08:21 PM
4

I kissed a girl on the sidewalk 20 minutes after we met the other day. Just hold her hand and pull her close and go for it.
/r/seduction04/06/13 05:43 AM
2

I was thinking about this earlier. I'm super excited for 2 months from now when my lease transfers to month to month; I don't even want to be committed to living in the same place/city/etc. Commitment issues, dude. I know.
/r/seduction01/06/13 11:55 PM
3

On sitting: http://www.unlikelywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mad-men-season3-hed.jpg http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/f874ca09eba04bd7bc8b760dfaffb9b0/l.jpg Basically, take up a lot of space.
/r/seduction30/05/13 01:30 PM
2

Doesn't sound pathetic at all man. Dating is about meeting lots of people and seeing what fits en route to a girlfriend. I always used to be that guy that jumped at the first girl who liked me back, which scared me off of women; now I know what to look for. Just play with this stuff, don't take it super seriously, learn how to interact. You'll find yourself on a third date with a girl that you realize is super boring and making up an excuse that you're tired to go home early go hang out with ano…
/r/seduction30/05/13 01:26 PM
1

I'll just leave this here. http://imgur.com/CoxuYVn
/r/seduction27/05/13 06:00 PM
8

Even my close friends don't know always know when I'm joking. I kind of look at it as self-amusement, if anything. On early dates with girls though, they don't pick up right away and I find myself, "Relax, I was making a joke. If I sound like an asshole, it's not serious." and then they catch right on.
/r/seduction27/05/13 05:59 PM
0

Eh, the busy traffic road at dusk with a slight drizzle makes for a pretty romantic first kiss. Girls love that kinda shit.
/r/seduction27/05/13 05:55 PM
1

So make yourself cool.
/r/seduction26/05/13 12:08 AM
3

Relax, kid. Just say Hi and smile. If you're awkward, then you'll just come off as every other awkward dude.
/r/seduction26/05/13 12:07 AM
1

How old are you?
/r/seduction24/05/13 02:34 PM
1

This was hilarious.
/r/seduction02/05/13 03:37 PM
2

this guy
/r/seduction01/05/13 04:35 PM
2

/r/grammer
/r/seduction28/04/13 10:13 PM
2

Touch everybody. Dudes, fat girls, girls you want to fuck. It becomes natural. Don't sit down at bars either, that's a good way to close yourself off.
/r/seduction11/04/13 05:51 PM
1

That sounds a little needy, perhaps. I've never really gotten to step 2, where they text me and I have to ask but OTOH it keeps my phone from being full of bullshit phone numbers from flaky girls.
/r/seduction08/04/13 11:03 PM
1

I'd go against the grain and delete her number. If she texts you again, you get to ask who is it which definitely shows you don't put up with shit.
/r/seduction08/04/13 10:43 PM
34

Coffee date in the late afternoon so you can bounce to getting happy hour drinks if its going well. Change of venue, a little alcohol to loosen things up..."movie at my place?"
/r/seduction04/04/13 02:18 AM
2

You were just wrestling.
/r/seduction22/03/13 10:40 PM
1

Imagine your palm is the hook of the j.
/r/seduction14/03/13 01:09 AM
2

It's all about the "J."
/r/seduction13/03/13 03:35 AM
2

I read this as spanish inquisition.
/r/seduction09/03/13 03:18 AM
1

How do you recommend I dress then?
/r/seduction26/02/13 02:54 PM
27

Not every interaction has to be some crazy fucking jumping though hoops being suave and aloof. This is wonderful, it's real life, it's not in a club. Could also be summed up as "be really fun and make someone's day more interesting. It'll click."
/r/seduction21/02/13 02:10 PM
6

Get better friends.
/r/seduction26/01/13 06:36 PM
2

Oh, one of these threads again.
/r/seduction24/01/13 02:54 PM
2

Yes. Just do it. Make a joke, laugh, touch. Fuck, do it to your male friends too. Less elbow, more slap on the arm. High fives, whatever.
/r/seduction14/01/13 02:00 PM
2

"Hey, you're a nice guy and all but I'm not interested in you."
/r/seduction14/01/13 12:16 AM
-7

He's in his 30s, might need some viagra. Dunno if it'll just come up organically anymore.
/r/seduction11/01/13 03:58 PM
2

Been drifting through life for awhile, wallowing in self-pity over a girl that walked all over me for a year, almost 2 and a half years ago now. We never even dated, just fucked on and off and she had me wrapped around her finger. I'm also quickly approaching 4 years since a real relationship. I got halfway there over the last year- lost a shitload of weight (60+ pounds) and began dressing well, but I was still drinking heavily. New Year's Eve something weird happened, and when I woke up, I deci…
/r/seduction09/01/13 04:01 AM
3

AND NEXT TIME, LIFT EVEN HEAVIER THINGS AND PUT THEM BACK DOWN.
/r/seduction08/01/13 01:58 AM
3

How do you stop? I peel mine.
/r/seduction07/01/13 02:01 AM
1

What if your job is pretty badass? Mine kind of is...I guess I usually just ask people to guess. One girl nailed it; it's kind of a niche thing so that was awesome on her part.
/r/seduction05/01/13 12:31 AM
1

No offense but he's 16, not 40.
/r/seduction01/01/13 12:50 AM
3

Are you from bmxboard?
/r/seduction31/12/12 11:48 PM
14

Slow down.
/r/seduction30/12/12 07:41 PM
2

Something similar. Met a girl awhile back, hit her up a few days later. An hour before we were supposed to meet, she texted me, "I just got out of a long relationship, not looking for anything." I said, "Yeah, that's cool. A guy can never have enough friends." Got a few drinks, made her laugh a bunch, she went home. Week or so later, same thing. I was genuinely just hanging out because she was interesting enough to talk to and pretty funny. And a guy can never have enough friends. She goes home …
/r/seduction29/12/12 09:22 PM
10

That's like advanced jerking off! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
/r/seduction06/12/12 04:46 PM
1

I'd sneak him a little tugjob and see if anyone notices.
/r/seduction02/11/12 09:09 PM
3

I could actually see Ryan Gosling sweeping up his own glass in a bar. He seems like a really solid person.
/r/seduction27/10/12 04:33 PM
15

If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you. TL;DR: Bang her friends.
/r/seduction25/10/12 05:26 AM
3

Mhmm. Atta boy.
/r/seduction25/10/12 05:25 AM
6

Talk to everyone.
/r/seduction24/10/12 05:18 AM
10

/r/gonewild
/r/seduction24/10/12 01:08 AM
4

You black?
/r/seduction23/10/12 11:33 PM
4

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
/r/seduction22/10/12 11:25 PM
1

Been through this. Here's advice: Layoff seduction for awhile, until keto flu passes. A few missed numbers isn't a big deal when you're down 60 pounds in 6 months are are pulling women everywhere.
/r/seduction22/10/12 05:33 PM
5

I don't feel like typing out a long story on my phone, but I slept, in the biblical sense, with a girl in her room while her older brother was visiting from out of town. Kind of a bigger, pretty hardass country dude. In the morning I walked out of her room, dude sat up, and said, "Man, fucking awesome getting drunk with you last night!" and high-fived me.
/r/seduction22/10/12 05:24 PM
4

I was talking to two friends of my friend's girlfriend. I met both of the girls today. My buddy and his girlfriend got up to shoot pool, leaving me alone with them. I was dressed to a T, and just got a nice 20's style haircut from a barber shop and had just shaved smoother than a baby's ass. {plug /r/malehairadvice, /r/malefashionadvice /r/wicked_edge } I was also sipping high-end bourbon, neat. Classy looking drink. I engaged both of the girls for a long time, which was difficult because I have…
/r/seduction21/10/12 05:19 AM
3

Real life is better than reddit.
/r/seduction19/10/12 12:45 PM
3

Dude, all I can say is /r/keto. I need to get back on, but it's a super easy and tasty diet.
/r/seduction18/10/12 12:33 AM
2

Unless you're the guy that's most alpha in the room, because if you're not, someone has to be.
/r/seduction16/10/12 08:22 PM
3

I'd have to say I'm probably a Sigma. When I try, I get laid- at least, I've never been turned down. Generally introverted, mildly successful artist for my age, lots of interesting stories, life experiences, etc. I constantly get told I'm "mysterious," even by girls that know me relatively well. I've pulled plenty of women, most of them beautiful...but you're right. In general, I find a lot of women annoying. I think I've got some commitment issues, mostly that women aren't worth my time unless …
/r/seduction13/10/12 09:13 PM
8

I was kidding dude. Relax.
/r/seduction06/10/12 12:12 AM
5

The phrase is "haha," although I understand the "ja" makes a "ha" sound in Spanish.
/r/seduction05/10/12 08:51 PM
1

Colby?
/r/seduction21/09/12 01:35 PM
2

Ben?
/r/seduction14/09/12 07:07 PM
1

R/swoleacceptance
/r/seduction14/09/12 12:11 AM
0

Dude you're a douche.
/r/seduction13/09/12 01:07 PM
1

Self employed magazine photographer.
/r/seduction08/09/12 03:51 AM
69

Dear Diary, Today has been good. I woke up hungover, made coffee and smoked a cigarette on the porch. Then I made 10 pieces of bacon in the microwave and took a nap.
/r/seduction07/09/12 03:49 PM
3

Just ignore it and continue making out. IMO, you just keep escalating and eventually the girl will tell you it's time to fuck.
/r/seduction26/08/12 04:02 PM
1

Yeah man. This is basically, "let's fuck, come over."
/r/seduction26/08/12 03:24 PM
7

Think pushups but without your feet or hands on the ground.
/r/seduction20/08/12 01:31 PM
0

Smoking! Something I picked and do every day!
/r/seduction17/08/12 02:25 AM
2

I know what you're saying, but I beg to differ.
/r/seduction09/08/12 02:56 AM
7

I've got r/fitness to thank for myself!
/r/seduction02/08/12 04:28 PM
1

/r/malefashionadvice
/r/seduction26/07/12 04:32 PM
2

fucking win.
/r/seduction20/07/12 09:23 PM
17

I always wanted to open an ice cream stand outside the abortion clinic.
/r/seduction27/06/12 05:38 PM
3

ITT: Peacocking
/r/seduction18/06/12 04:04 PM
1

Maybe you should have called.
/r/seduction01/06/12 02:28 PM
6

"I hear that a lot"
/r/seduction26/05/12 08:43 PM
2

In fact, I usually jerk off rather than get with someone I am turned on by! Oh, uh, wait...
/r/seduction23/05/12 09:12 PM
10

slamfuckingdunk.jpg
/r/seduction10/05/12 04:02 AM
1

Where do you live?
/r/seduction07/05/12 04:12 PM
3

Dude, please type words out and learn how to use punctuation.
/r/seduction25/04/12 11:32 AM
1

Georgous?
/r/seduction02/04/12 11:15 PM
3

Yeah, he got his dick sucked by the kid that brought the weed over.
/r/seduction04/09/11 09:38 PM
1

Probably don't get hella stoned if you don't know the girl very well and are on your first date and are intimidated by her.
/r/seduction20/04/11 04:01 PM
4

Not trying to be a dick but you met someone on Match.com, haven't hung out with her yet, and suddenly she "dropped a bomb" that she's going to be away for 8 weeks? Chill bro.
/r/seduction17/04/11 01:53 AM
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