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Outer Game esimpstyle/r/seduction21/03/25 05:06 PM
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Outer Game esimpstyle/r/seduction20/03/25 05:17 PM
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And they didn’t come home with you because no one is above 70% (if that lol) and they didn’t actually talk to you, you imagined all of this 🪄🧙‍♂️
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:52 PM
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How early you both can leave because it was a waste. Ie. The chemistry was obviously horrible so you end the date and act like it never happened!
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:41 PM
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Inflate your cheeks and just kiss her as if you were Miss Puff. Or even like the scene of “Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs” ;)
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:38 PM
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Quoting this in particular is cool 😎
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:30 PM
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It’s a dumbass concept in actuality and in completion. It’s not “rizz” it’s what woman was gullible to fall for your word salad facade and how long this “fantasy” lasts for her. Most likely not to long so you have to wave your magic wand for another fake story ahem “real story.” Then like clock work you attempt the facade again with the hope of another gullible woman.
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:19 PM
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No they don’t, you should know by now that they get it easy mode. From there it’s a fair shot for who actually gets shit tested, the lower on the pole the more likely. Or be like me with a botched wiener and the amount of shit tests makes you forget you aren’t an ass LMAO
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:15 PM
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No it’s just a waste of time!! There I fixed it for you ;)
/r/seduction06/04/25 05:12 PM
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Okay cool, CALLING ALL DOCTORS IN THIS SUB!!!!: PLZ HELP my member is malfunctioning!!! 🙏
/r/seduction22/03/25 03:02 PM
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Well thank you! Unfortunately for me this “elongation” surgery led to my debt situation. Thousands for it to be smaller, not work but I stay horny 🤤 (no homo lol)
/r/seduction22/03/25 02:58 AM
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I just want some advice bro, how would you feel being in debt with a broken dick??
/r/seduction22/03/25 01:11 AM
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Here’s a hint, pssst, the micros work. Mine is almost totally broken. Ever heard the Rodman story?? It’s kinda like that, it’s shaped like a mini this L ;( ;( feelsbadman 🙃
/r/seduction21/03/25 09:55 PM
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I expect some help with my broken dick.I’ve seen help for Micros. Can’t a fella get some help too?
/r/seduction21/03/25 09:05 PM
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Not this
/r/seduction21/03/25 01:16 PM
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Motion denied! An exception by definition disproves the rule!
/r/seduction20/03/25 07:21 PM
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Cap, some are dedicated haters therefore invalidating the selfishness and upping the hatred.
/r/seduction20/03/25 07:13 PM
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Exactly “Elon” really gave some great advice huh smdh
/r/seduction20/03/25 06:57 PM
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Apparently so, like this shit hurts bro. So much for expansion surgery 🤦
/r/seduction20/03/25 06:32 PM
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Cap, some people think of you more than you think about yourself, mostly negatively but I digress.
/r/seduction20/03/25 06:28 PM
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Or they dislike him, very likely as well
/r/seduction20/03/25 06:27 PM
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My DICK don’t WORK
/r/seduction20/03/25 06:27 PM
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Part of life bro, why’d my d get messed up? Is what it is 🤷
/r/seduction20/03/25 05:33 PM
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Yes because you send the message of being to thirsty off rip. Maybe she wants to know the person before she just jumps into that kind of thing.
/r/seduction09/10/24 08:02 PM
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False they are predetermined and most people should know to acknowledge them. ;)
/r/seduction09/10/24 08:01 PM
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Also taking a break at one point was seen as something valuable here, if I’m not mistaken. Then again, some people’s lives revolve around this stuff.
/r/seduction04/09/24 03:45 PM
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Or being a normal man that has hobbies is another option. My point is if he’s getting stuck on 1, what is adding another 1 to the total doing as a benefit? By him spending the time with them, in that moment he opens “Pandora’s Box” back up potentially for him to “catch feelings.” If he’s up for the revolving door method, then by all means but point 5 is perfect. In this scenario, he’d be pleading insanity by the end of the week. PS. Great effort on the write up, came from a good discussion ;)
/r/seduction04/09/24 03:44 PM
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You can not have a woman and not be an incel. The situation isn’t a sum all. I’m saying if he’s having so much trouble do something else until it feels right again. What good is made when out of the “sample size” he gets the same result? His problem can be solved multiple ways.
/r/seduction04/09/24 03:21 PM
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Or to minimize risk you can just do something else. If he’s already down in the dumps what is asking (x) amount of new women going to do for him? At least with changing his focus he can get some salvation, some enjoyment. The bigger sample size can also just be a bigger can of worms. ;)
/r/seduction04/09/24 03:17 PM
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We are in agreement, like wtf ??
/r/seduction04/09/24 01:35 PM
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That’s what I was saying my friend. Save yourself the extra hurt. They’d rather you jump in the “dumpster fire” and come back with something regardless of what it is, just to have those “burn marks’ on you. Do you get it? ;)
/r/seduction04/09/24 12:10 PM
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You might possibly, maybe, if things go right, get 2-3 women a month (if that). To then turn around and be ghosted/flaked on by those same ones. Then up your numbers to 10-15 for even more ghosts/flakes. Really building up your haunting cycle huh? Fitting for the new season ;)
/r/seduction04/09/24 11:55 AM
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“I believe I can fly!”, Oh wait where are the wings I was supposed to grow and the ability to lift off? I mean I said it 50 million times?? Or “I believe that red car will be blue when I open my eyes”, see where this is going? I give you credit that at one point that belief of a chance was true but reality proved a different thing to be true.
/r/seduction03/09/24 10:20 PM
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They are one in the same my friend. The “”Giving Up”” is accepting what has been brought forth, “never being good”. Therefore in this scenario it’s just out of reach enough, to make it acceptable to pass through life looking for other things that would better serve the time that is left. Or better said “Working on yourself”, so you can enjoy your own time.
/r/seduction03/09/24 10:16 PM
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That’s the key, the believability or effectiveness of those lines can also be a zero sum. In the past I’ve attempted such things for this example and it had if not an opposite, a full negative response and even less girls than originally. But here’s to 🧙‍♂️🪄”Girls will like me”; Life: “Actually the opposite is true.” 🚫
/r/seduction03/09/24 10:12 PM
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Acceptance is actually a good thing. You “take your losses” and go enjoy something actually beneficial to you and that you like to do. Life doesn’t revolve or even need to involve romance for some people. Also something’s aren’t malleable or changeable steadfast, so being steadfast can help. ;)
/r/seduction03/09/24 10:09 PM
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Telling a false reality might be worse than just accepting what’s currently in front of you. Like my other comment, some people just don’t got it and it’s okay. ;)
/r/seduction03/09/24 09:55 PM
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Or you can realize like many things in life some people just don’t get it right, through everything that is tried, it’s back to square one. I’m just simply making that a point others are aware of. There’s those that can get to box 1 but only ever can get box 1. ;)
/r/seduction03/09/24 09:54 PM
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Hmm sometimes you’re born with things, other times you luck into it 🤷‍♂️
/r/seduction03/09/24 03:06 AM
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It ain’t so! 🫣
/r/seduction03/09/24 03:06 AM
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Or reflecting on how it’s went wrong, the usual of my experiences at least ;)
/r/seduction03/09/24 03:05 AM
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They’ll just say do it all over again. They preach rinse and repeat here lol ;)
/r/seduction02/09/24 08:29 PM
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Welcome to the club! The others seem to think the insane approach of continuing through this is a magic recipe /s. So good luck and prepare for some worthless “advice” ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction28/08/24 10:10 PM
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It is truthful and being honest.
/r/seduction19/08/24 06:44 PM
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Or you are very good at conveying a story and you have people anxious for chapter 2. We sit in suspense, wondering what ideas you have for the characters next time. Also great read 👍 ;)
/r/seduction15/08/24 07:20 PM
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I didn’t get much from the book. Seems like more run of the mill generic advice much like the ““Great”” /s, Models by Mark Manson. ;)
/r/seduction04/08/24 02:28 PM
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“”“expose the problem, tell the reality” *FIXED ;) “” Reading comprehension must be another one of your weak points lol ;)
/r/seduction28/07/24 01:18 AM
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Yes how most advice comes to fruition, of course adding facts along the way ;)
/r/seduction28/07/24 12:31 AM
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Actually it’s correct 👍 (From Lived Experience)
/r/seduction27/07/24 09:28 PM
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Congratulations on actually getting a date. Already better than most here that are clouded by rejection and negative outcomes!
/r/seduction27/07/24 09:25 PM
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There is not. For people like me and him for example there is always a -n% of women. This stuff doesn’t work for everyone!! ;)
/r/seduction27/07/24 09:22 PM
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“expose the problem, tell the reality” *FIXED ;)
/r/seduction27/07/24 09:16 PM
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No he’s fucked, like I’m fucked. Most are fucked but there’s seems to be a movement to help us cope. The “Mindset” is a result of circumstances and real situations. ;)
/r/seduction25/07/24 02:10 AM
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It’s actually time to stay. Help her kill time until the ex is fully ready. Then when they return you can allow her to return to him and then you can move on. You want her transition to be easy as possible right? ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction22/07/24 10:44 AM
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There are multiple, don’t overlook them ;)
/r/seduction17/07/24 01:28 PM
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I think you accidentally typed the /s. Here I’ll fix it. “You need to be handsome to begin with.” You’re welcome ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction17/07/24 12:57 PM
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It’s nice to see you offer free courses now. It seems much has changed then, maybe enough fell for the paid stuff? Either way my previous point stands, some people just don’t have luck with this and it’s okay. “There’s no one size fits all” or whatever the general thought it here ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction17/07/24 12:55 PM
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Yes such great posture. I strive to be able to maintain that positioning. Everyday I practice more, do you think I’ll get my goal soon? ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction12/07/24 02:40 PM
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It is interesting the never ending pursuit of approaching. When do you all do other things? Hobbies, jobs? From what I read there is a lot of overlooking those things. What good is having a date planned if you can’t provide funds or know where to take her? So improve yourself and find your own interests and purpose. Better to be happy with yourself than to risk a chance of that falling away! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction12/07/24 02:37 PM
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It is interesting the never ending pursuit of approaching. When do you all do other things? Hobbies, jobs? From what I read there is a lot of overlooking those things. What good is having a date planned if you can’t provide funds or know where to take her? So improve yourself and find your own interests and purpose. Better to be happy with yourself than to risk a chance of that falling away! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction12/07/24 02:37 PM
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*But improvement/success isn’t guaranteed. Be ready for countless no’s for just maybe a slight yes. Yes, then would that would be a flake, thus starting the cycle over again. Isolationism sometimes is the best idea to take a break. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction12/07/24 02:34 PM
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It’s base level but seems decent to me. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction12/07/24 02:13 PM
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I’m with you why not settle on both and call it a night!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 10:04 PM
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Or you can continue with your current efforts which seem just fine. Weekends seem to be for rest and personally I think they are spent best that way. The bigger the $$$ the better I usually feel. Overall it’s your choice ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 10:03 PM
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At least at the end you came back to reality. Everything before that was a fantasy we probably won’t see again. Money is more important anyway! Oooo I can buy stuff!!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 07:58 PM
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I’m glad you agree u/epimpstyle does a great job!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 05:50 PM
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The link you clicked is also a place holder, my mentor has the real website on his account, he’s rather stubborn with the domain name you see.
/r/seduction11/07/24 05:43 PM
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Ah a detective. Well Mr.Holmes you studied my account well but you are missing the wisdom. I have and will continue to obtain!! But no the approaches you speak of have another side. Something you all seem to overlook too frequently. The rejection aka my favorite part. Nothing like knowing that my preconceived notion’s are right! ;) Also signing comments is extra cool 😎 ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 05:43 PM
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*And approaching. Please also don’t forget that when women are out they like to complete their tasks and be on their way. You would impeded that and be an inconvenience. Apps and bars exist for a reason, a shopping trip approach is not ideal!!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 04:57 PM
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Yes I think you will. The amount of men that are on the ban list at the mall is ridiculous. All from you guessed it, approaching women. You know sometimes they don’t like being bothered. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 03:08 PM
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Yes I think so. We all have our share of fumbles. Some of us way more than others!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 03:03 PM
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Yes the cesspit has grown for the better. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 03:01 PM
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They never specify, I myself and still trying to fact check everything! -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 02:59 PM
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I smell cap. Don’t give falsehoods of women having interest like that. They are way different in their mindsets. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 02:58 PM
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Getting out of the way is so great. Being a bystander makes me feel like I’m actually there, just that I don’t have success, even better!!!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 02:57 PM
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But isn’t the pedestal where the women belong? I love to set her up there and just gawk at how wonderful she is. It’s a real shame to find out you all don’t feel similar. ;( -ESimp
/r/seduction11/07/24 02:55 PM
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Yes, but Genghis surely was “A Father Of All Time”, sometimes I wonder if me and my father are a piece of his offspring. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction08/07/24 07:14 PM
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Fakest of the chow!!! Yummy, take out! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction08/07/24 07:09 PM
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You must be enlightened ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 02:04 PM
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Yes, then it shows you will be able to provide if things work out. Only a simp can get a woman without a job. 😎 -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 12:01 PM
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Attempt 4 - Look from a distance and say nothing Attempt 5 - Walk away to a new location Attempt 6 - Give up for the day/week/month/year(s) -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 11:42 AM
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Yeah tell them dad, we don’t do that type of stuff over here!! ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 11:39 AM
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And rhymes with glitch, stitch, switch, sometimes wish and fix. ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 01:58 AM
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I sniff that the course might be bullshit. Many coaches, many methods with more into their pockets than reputable advice -ESimp
/r/seduction07/07/24 01:53 AM
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Hello father, have I made you proud. I’ve spread so much advice and information for you!! -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 10:06 PM
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Bullshit, snake oil salesman lol -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 09:02 PM
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Don’tcha love me? ;) -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 08:50 PM
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I dumped my gf AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend for pooping in front of me ON THE FLOOR? Exactly what the title says. My (290F) girlfriend (290M) and I were both slightly tipsy and in an argument about who knows what. We were both being petty and some underhanded comments were made. She went to get up to poop and I said "where are you going" and she said "fine I'll poop right here" and she just pops a squat. I said "if you poop right here on the floor I'm breaking up with you." And she sa…
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:26 PM
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Hello, I think you have things confused. I can help you better understand the situation with my services. Would you happen to be interested? -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:23 PM
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Hello, I’m sure many of you know of my mentor, u/epimpstyle. He might’ve helped you in the past and I look forward to helping you all as well. Here is a token of my appreciation and to showcase my true form. Enjoy!!! https://tenor.com/view/simp-simping-yelling-meryl-streep-shouting-gif-17852144 -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:13 PM
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I think they would definitely be closer to 99% success though. Apparently they have the looks and I can recognize the status and appeal that why have. Even though Drake has some “questionable” attractions, I still would think there’s more home runs than foul balls. -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:12 PM
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Looks are actually very important, they are the 1% of each gender after all. Why not pick from the remaining 99% that might not equate as well? -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:10 PM
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Hello, I’m sure many of you know of my mentor, u/epimpstyle. He might’ve helped you in the past and I look forward to helping you all as well. Here is a token of my appreciation and to showcase my true form. Enjoy!!! https://tenor.com/view/simp-simping-yelling-meryl-streep-shouting-gif-17852144 -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:09 PM
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Hello, I’m sure many of you know of my mentor, u/epimpstyle. He might’ve helped you in the past and I look forward to helping you all as well. Here is a token of my appreciation and to showcase my true form. Enjoy!!! https://tenor.com/view/simp-simping-yelling-meryl-streep-shouting-gif-17852144 -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:08 PM
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Simply put don’t have confidence and what gives you that feeling at least for me is be willing to walk away from a chick.
/r/seduction06/07/24 05:06 PM
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But bruh we have to be as close to Mr.perfect as possible, how else will these women be satisfied with their dream of a Prince Charming? They deserve fairytales too -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 11:56 AM
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Or you can ramp up the jokes, every woman enjoys a good chuckle -ESimp
/r/seduction06/07/24 11:55 AM
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/r/seduction05/07/24 10:01 PM
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I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 759k readers, I am not receiving 759k upvotes on my posts. I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 759k readers, I am not receiving 759k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatica…
/r/seduction05/07/24 10:01 PM
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I dumped my gf AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend for pooping in front of me ON THE FLOOR? Exactly what the title says. My (290F) girlfriend (290M) and I were both slightly tipsy and in an argument about who knows what. We were both being petty and some underhanded comments were made. She went to get up to poop and I said "where are you going" and she said "fine I'll poop right here" and she just pops a squat. I said "if you poop right here on the floor I'm breaking up with you." And she sa…
/r/seduction05/07/24 10:00 PM
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Ms.Palms and her daughters long for you. Oh won’t you visit them again, they’ve been asking about you. Or I can meet up with them for you, I’ll have fun regardless!!!! -ESimp
/r/seduction05/07/24 09:20 PM
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No but my right hand usually covers for the left if it’s too tired. Ms.Palms and her daughters do all kinds of wonders!!! -ESimp
/r/seduction05/07/24 09:19 PM
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You don’t think or analyze enough. It should be a constant deep brainstorm of how to properly execute things. Geniuses like Tesla were virgins, what does that tell you? That intelligence is worth more than all unless you include money and attractiveness. -ESimp
/r/seduction05/07/24 09:17 PM
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Or you could SIMP for her! Always tell her how beautiful she is and that she is the best. Approach in select instances but take rejection straight to the heart. I learned best from my mentor psst ⬆️⬆️⬆️ -ESimp
/r/seduction05/07/24 09:12 PM
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