TheRedArchive

~ archived since 2018 ~

il-est-ressuscite Archive

View 1 post and 1,230 comments by il-est-ressuscite on TheRedPill subreddit and various other subreddits related to The Red Pill community.
Search in:
In subreddits:
More
Filter by year/month:
Showing the 1,000 most recent of 1,230 comments.
Upvotes Comment on Subreddit Date (UTC)
1

Good thing my wife's not around to see that....hypergamy lol
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 10:47 PM
2

Once all that starts happening, the pussy especially (although I could use a break from the dog piss too) I will definitely have so much chill that I won't mind waiting for others to be served before I dig in.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 09:57 PM
1

One Semester shy? Yes, because if you don't every future hiring manager who looks at your resume or application will think: quitter. On average, graduates earn more over a lifetime than non-graduates.
/r/askTRP31/05/16 09:50 PM
1

Lol! Nice one!
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 09:29 PM
2

There's only so much dirt, you just have to buy the dirt that's in the right place
/r/askMRP31/05/16 08:12 PM
2

I can't think why people find Canadians to be so "nice" lol. They can be quite....calculating..... eh?
/r/askMRP31/05/16 07:51 PM
1

I'm unlikely to ever visit SEA so it's academic lol, I just wondered if they were all Asian.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 05:35 PM
2

True, her belief in your competence is vital. In the early years of my career due to financial necessity I did have to spend my free time fixing many leaky faucets, painting, hanging towel bars etc... But later, especially after my wife hatched the plan to buy an old house out in the country (which actually turned out to be a very good investment) I told her that all that shit had to become invisible to me. I approved all the plans and budgets etc.. but I was not sanding any floors or hanging dr…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 05:14 PM
1

That could be it, makes sense. You do have to teach your children the nobility of labor of course but someone famous once said that thinking is the hardest work there is lol. I use the same email filing system in Outlook. Also, I've noticed that if I get behind on email, 90% of it doesn't matter and someone comes looking for me about the other 10%. Also, don't professors and doctors get a secretarial aide or something like that to sort their email?
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 03:27 PM
2

Why does it hurt your pride to hire people to do things for you? I'm just curious. You have a demanding job and a wife and family. I've been there. Free time (which I now have in abundance lol) was such a precious commodity. You don't appear to even have any time left in your life for much personal leisure. To me, that loss would diminish your quality of life more than the loss of satisfaction you might feel from installing doors or building a deck. I mean, I COULD build a deck...research plans,…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 02:57 PM
1

Just wondering would any of them be white?
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 12:39 PM
5

Oh....I thought the crux of the matter was how he HANDLED her mango rage
/r/askMRP31/05/16 01:49 AM
2

Mango rage... It's a thing
/r/askMRP31/05/16 01:02 AM
4

Is that really what you take away from this? The misreading of the label is the crux of the matter?
/r/askMRP31/05/16 12:57 AM
1

Damn...there it is....it's a wonder I can tie my shoes lol
/r/askMRP30/05/16 09:23 PM
1

I am going to set that up. I never even noticed it before. I also just learned how to do the editing thanks to /u/Persaeus because he put up a link to the directions. Previously I thought everyone was cutting and pasting from word or something.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 09:07 PM
1

I never even noticed that thing was there! Thanks.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 08:35 PM
1

Ha. I don't know what "in my feed" means but if you read it then you'll know the only thing we agreed on is that Wagner isn't very amusing and that our SEA loving Lothario is pretty ridiculous. No heresy lol.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 06:44 PM
1

News travels fast. Did I set off an alarm? Lol that's a good description of them tho. Do I need defense counsel?
/r/askMRP30/05/16 06:34 PM
1

And you forgot metrosexual
/r/askMRP30/05/16 06:26 PM
1

I bet he can do it. Marvel221 isn't gonna get in his way
/r/askMRP30/05/16 06:20 PM
3

Agreed. Lol
/r/askMRP30/05/16 05:40 PM
3

Shit! I'm persona non grata I guess but I ain't going there.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 05:26 PM
3

Lol. Put a foot wrong did I? Nothing's so inflammatory as ridiculing the ridiculous is it? Sigh.....I'll just listen from afar.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 03:47 PM
2

You can make friends wherever you go. lol.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 03:36 PM
1

I give you leave to do her. Not only do I really think you should, I really think you need to. Why do I say this? It's not often you get the chance for a Mick & Bianca Jagger "fuck the female version of me" experience is it? That's the good reason for doing it. The real reason for doing it is because you are wasting even one precious second of your life worrying about upsetting your wife. After you get it in get back to us with a FR would ya?
/r/askMRP30/05/16 02:22 PM
3

Damn. I was going to allow my lazy ass a lie in this morning until I watched the girl with one arm. On my way out the door.
/r/askMRP30/05/16 11:48 AM
9

You should always make yourself and your own well being your number one priority. (Unless you have children) This story makes me cringe though. Not because you're married but because you're so clueless. Sigh. I'm not even sure this experience will make you less so.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/05/16 04:19 AM
2

A good hummer is good lol
/r/askMRP30/05/16 03:36 AM
3

Got in one try didn't you?
/r/askMRP30/05/16 03:14 AM
3

Lol be careful I'm saying what you think I am. I told you those beans can alter your perceptions
/r/askMRP30/05/16 02:23 AM
3

It really works for me it really does, and then some. Yma Sumac's got nothing on you. There's a whiff of emporer about you I think lol
/r/askMRP30/05/16 01:39 AM
6

Yep. Being "friends" with a woman is a mythical state of being.
/r/askMRP29/05/16 11:24 PM
1

Are you really 16 or are you joking? Jw
/r/MGTOW29/05/16 11:15 PM
3

You're right it probably is lol. In any case, it's good to hear the golden sound of my favorite torch singer. Has a nicer ring than claque.
/r/askMRP29/05/16 11:05 PM
1

You clearly have an aptitude for developing curricula. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 08:53 PM
4

As I said above, the audience that finds a resonance in this kind of article is largely incapable of that "calibration." I'm all for improving assertiveness, self confidence, and I believe that sometimes visualizing success can help you achieve it. Gaining dominance in any situation is not: my summary is that alpha males try to monopolize resources, be it time, space, other people, conversation topics, or anything else. Dominance is accomplished by deploying sophisticated social skills required …
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 08:42 PM
1

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. They'll be asking where the line forms. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 06:34 PM
1

I'm down. Breakout session possibilities are endless. How about: "Please & Thank You: How to turn a pussy move into a power play and nine other strategies for dominance."
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 03:20 PM
2

Are you an engineer?
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 03:09 PM
1

I may reconsider my retirement plans huh? I could do some daylong seminars on this in a Hilton meeting room. Hire myself out... (Oh wait, busman's holiday. That'd be more of the same lol)
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 03:08 PM
1

And rightly so. The problem with this type of article is that the person needing the advice already can't spot the line between masculine and boorish.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 02:59 PM
1

Ha! The ridiculous elicits ridicule. The example about eating before others are served really did make me lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 02:46 PM
8

I completely agree with this. Nothing would make my wife wetter and up for anything than when, on the rare occasions we took public tranportation, I'd deny someone else a seat. ( Bonus points if the other person was elderly or disabled. Express lane to cock sucking!) She always said "Il, nothing does it for me like bad manners.....just...be....ruder...you can do it....yes!.....yes!) Lol Thanks for the laugh. All kidding aside, there's some good advice here but if falls wide of the mark in many r…
/r/MarriedRedPill29/05/16 02:32 PM
3

Yes, here's the key point that you need to take into consideration: you're going to be a father. That means that you are responsible for doing your best to shape circumstances for another human being so that he/she is best poised for success and not failure that diminishes the world. Here's my advice for you. Learn to take the long view. Every situation, including the pregnancy and the actual birth, is just a temporary one. You'll soon be on to something more challenging. Better make sure you ar…
/r/askMRP29/05/16 02:18 PM
2

Might be a fun time. As I recall that particular someone from that previous conversation said this: "Anytime some asshole says "my wife wouldn't do that" or "my wife never cheated" than he may as well have said "my dog wouldn't eat bacon from a stranger while I was at work." I guess it is true what they say about there being nothing new under the sun.....lol
/r/askMRP29/05/16 01:50 PM
-1

Yes I once had a conversation very like this with someone else about the appeal of bacon lol
/r/askMRP29/05/16 01:34 AM
2

you're a fucking disgrace to all males of the human species Come on now, this is a bit out of proportion to events. He will have to travel further down the road to get there. Whiny pussy boy yes, betrayer of our class, order, family, genus, species....no.
/r/askMRP29/05/16 01:26 AM
1

Lol!! He's about as enigmatic as that narrator. I hope it ends better for him though.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 11:58 PM
1

Ha ha! Fair enough, Stoney barely speaks it anyway lol
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 11:54 PM
1

Don't listen to him, I suspect he's a hick
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 08:25 PM
1

/u/scurvemuch, il est dangereaux, en particulier pour les trolls.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 08:09 PM
1

Un petit peu.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 07:56 PM
1

Lol. C'est vrai, j'aimerais. Je suis mefiant comme ca. I might say the rest if I were a ruskie
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 07:46 PM
1

Check Check Check And.....Check
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 06:53 PM
1

Smacks of bullshit to me but then I always say that lol
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 06:32 PM
3

A woman's pregnancy is typically a very salient fact in the dynamics of a relationship. Of somewhat more importance than the brand of your cologne and who makes tea for whom wouldn't you say?
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 03:35 PM
2

Burying the lead again! Wtf, dude? Are you full of shit?
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 03:07 PM
1

I could not go "low contact" with a woman who had my sons in her care. In fact I'm not even really sure what you really mean by that. You seem to know a lot about what she is up to. I watched my brother navigate shared custody with two (count them!) ex-wives. Those women weren't batshit crazy though.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 02:09 PM
4

I'll clarify. The qualities of the other man don't matter at all. What matters is the recognition of her desire for him and the ability to remain unaffected by it. My pointing out to my wife that the coach could barely speak was just the start of my teasing her about her desire for him. My wife's comment "I know" shows that the qualities of the other man don't matter at all.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 11:40 AM
1

Lol!!! And I thought you had no sense of humor !
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 01:56 AM
1

He's already on record as unafraid of Marie Laveau. Daredevil.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/05/16 12:09 AM
2

BTW I started listening to some of the monkey's stuff until I got to the part where he said "I tried to get to some of the original sources of these statistics but they're in books and stuff like that." No shit. That's a quote. Lol. Loudly. Stopped listening.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 10:14 PM
1

Bingo. Lot of that going around.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 08:05 PM
2

It happens. This situation isn't exactly identical, but you could handle it the same way I described in this comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4ksdl9/few_short_thoughts_from_the_mirror/
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 06:53 PM
3

providing to her that which "caused her" to "love" you. Is this dynamic the exclusive domain of women though? I'm not quite convinced. If my wife became forevermore a sullen, frigid, slob my "love" would have proven to be very conditional.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 06:02 PM
3

Here is something I once overheard one woman say to another: "Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are either too small or handicapped."
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 03:51 PM
5

Good thing I already thought of what would be best for you and substituted common for ubiquitous. Always keeping the space safe.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 02:22 PM
3

That's on the 5th grade summer reading list. Just kidding. I'm split down the middle with this one but my intellect wants to agree with /u/Scurvemuch about the powerlessness. Nothing worse, or more common. That's why I keep trying to get rid of mine. In fairness though, it has propelled me pretty well.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 02:12 PM
2

I thought you were referring to my comment about the Air Force the other day lol. The french are such fucking snobs. I mean, who else would hate "le weekend?" Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 01:58 PM
2

Hell if I know, never having served. Lol. Probably could help you get the necessary fodder to whip one up though if you try hard enough.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 01:47 PM
3

Paranoia, aggressive behavior, and mania are signs of abusing what again? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 01:42 PM
3

C'est ça! Voici le livre. L'intrigue de toute façon. Le travail est déjà fait. Tragédie ou comédie? Tous les deux. C'est un bildungsroman parfait. Tu vas gagneras. Lol!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 10:28 AM
1

Always. But, things take as long as they take. Kind of like hot showers.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 08:00 PM
1

Lol. Math help ya understand it? It's a tough one so any port in a storm. (I rely on tired aphorisms myself) I'm not saying any particular bus stop is best, it's your MAP. I'm just pointing out that the thirst is real. Real obvious. Good luck.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 06:59 PM
7

Slow news day in your part of town? I sympathize. I'm desperately casting about for something to say that would be worthy of some vigorous and extensive mockery to help you fill the void. Alas, I'm too lacking in the necessary intellectual heft to do so. I'm destined to always disappoint. Life is so hard here in the basement, just me, my computer, and the recycling bin full of empty sparkling water bottles. (I used to drink still, but those little bubbles just give you a.....frisson...don't they…
/r/askMRP26/05/16 06:21 PM
1

my N=1 Your FOMO is driving the bus. Hope it gets you to the right stop. Learning that you can do something that you didn't think you could is heady stuff.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 05:19 PM
2

Damn. Your shit is on lock.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 05:05 PM
5

Cold shower? Short answer, no. Long answer, fuck no. Lol
/r/askMRP26/05/16 04:13 PM
1

The only thing that is more expensive than a woman is what comes out of her. Amen.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:39 PM
1

Monks don't exist No vow of chastity is ever broken
/r/askMRP26/05/16 12:26 PM
3

I feel for you man. There's nothing like having to watch your brother step off a cliff. I think watch is about the only thing you can do though. My brother has a wandering eye and where his eye wanders his dick soon follows. Wives not willing to look the other way so he's burned two marriages down. All you can do is be willing to visit him in the wreckage.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 12:13 PM
2

Superb. The grief is not only a thing but a process. Very fortunate for your family it seems you're well prepared with the necessary patience to understand it.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 10:07 AM
4

Lol!!!! Nice one! You're precocious then, maybe be even gifted. Don't waste your potential.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 03:27 AM
3

Lol guess I'm the one showing age now.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 03:08 AM
4

Lol. Why assume I don't know them when I only urge caution? Your ripostes remind me of when I had middle schoolers in the house. Such warm nostalgia, I miss 'em. Just doing my civic duty by your neurotransmitters, risk of false gods and all that.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 03:05 AM
4

I'm sure it is but for this one, if you want to do late night, even David Letterman references may be too vintage. Maybe something from Jimmy Fallon or Seth Myers? Personally, I'm thinking he's more Barney than Johnny Bravo lol
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:55 AM
4

Lol. Thanks for the clarification. I do like to have my facts straight. I now know your medically enhanced focus enables you to use google. But beware son those beans can alter your perceptions.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:45 AM
6

What credentials or training are required to be a claque? I plan to retire soon so, you know, always open to opportunities.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:27 AM
7

Showing your age there Sexy. If you want someone from the adderall generation to get ya better try something from Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. Lol
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:21 AM
1

I prefer to follow the direction of my life experience rather than the direction of tiny arrows. Having said that, systems that help you minimize the threat that something poses to you are useful while you learn to face the reality of it and how to manage it. Ultimately though, learning to think for yourself is even more useful and recognizing that blind adherence to any system, is just that...blind.
/r/askMRP25/05/16 09:24 PM
1

Lol just kidding I made that up on the spot
/r/askMRP25/05/16 05:23 PM
1

I can't tell who's crazier, you or her. I can tell you can only control you. Better get going on that ASAP. Also, quit smoking Dad, or you'll end up in a dowth.
/r/askMRP25/05/16 05:22 PM
1

Lies, damn lies, statistics. Did you know that the British Office for National Statistics is still restating flawed measurements in retail prices indices from 1928?
/r/askMRP25/05/16 03:18 PM
2

Always save yourself. This is a lesson I taught my children and a piece of advice that I often give. Disassociating from emotions helps. I was ready to dislike this when I saw "programming" and "user interface" at the beginning, but the purposefulness of engaging conflict is brilliant. Nice one. (I even understood it although I never heard of Scott Adams, or the movie, or the book lol.)
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:43 PM
1

Percentages rule your world don't they? Lol
/r/askMRP25/05/16 01:01 PM
2

This made me smile. I never feel obligated to answer questions. Particularly this question. I found that ignoring this question makes them stop asking it.
/r/askMRP25/05/16 12:53 PM
5

I'm confused. Aren't you a woman?
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:31 AM
2

What? You're at this public hearing by too? I'm looking around for metrosexuals but the nearest thing I see is an angry lesbian bitching about her property values. That you??? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 11:22 PM
2

I am at a public hearing listening to people bitch their lungs out about amemndments to a transportation plan. Your comments are actually making me lol. I am the only person here smiling. I thank you.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 10:56 PM
2

L....O.....l! Unlikely to help but funny as hell
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 10:24 PM
1

Wow I just had a flash of us all wandering aimlessly around the Tenderloin dressed in rags scaring tourists. You and I would be the grey haired ones lol
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 09:16 PM
3

Why can't you? Because you need to start caring more about yourself than you do about her. You should start on that right away. Your son is going to need you. If you don't think you and your own well being are more important than her and her fucking whoring bullshit then you better figure out why you don't and fix it. Good luck.
/r/askMRP24/05/16 09:10 PM
1

Oh I could excel at that no doubt and from what I'm seeing here my ass would be safer lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 06:49 PM
1

Hmmm I bet you've hit on something important here. There must be a relationship between these two things. What could it be? Let's speculate. I heard that if you had to do it then the Air Force was the way to go.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 06:35 PM
2

It's very interesting. But, I like my rewards.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 04:43 PM
1

Spare the rod spoil the child
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 04:32 PM
1

Lol! Lessons are best learned when the student is fully engaged in her work.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 04:07 PM
1

Lol. Amen. We'd all do well to ask ourselves this question wouldn't we?
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 03:06 PM
1

You. You. You. Keep your focus where it belongs, on you. I will not relent That's it in a nutshell. Edit: oh yeah, snappy writing dude
/r/askMRP24/05/16 02:12 PM
1

Lol...that kindergarten teacher tho'......
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 01:57 PM
5

I think you could really make something out of this if you hadn't let it devolve into telling us about who you want to slip it to lol. The potential for success in marriages/LTRs can be enhanced through the recognition and management of the reality that both of you will have times when you are attracted to other people. This happened over of the course of the years several times for both me and my wife. How did we handle this when we discovered it? By acknowledging it openly and refusing to be c…
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 11:20 AM
1

The greatness your morality implies enables me to successfully infer the rightness of it, an artisanal hostage taking of sorts lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 01:23 AM
2

Not to mention spittle propelling oration that cannot allow consideration of any alternative viewpoints. Your morality is great as long as it's the same as mine.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 11:29 PM
2

Oh I had wondered what is was. Thought I caught a glimpse once or twice lol
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 11:19 PM
1

Classic and catchy ode to onanism. I remember it well. Lol!
/r/askMRP23/05/16 05:22 PM
1

Lol sounds just like the girls I went to Catholic school with
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 05:01 PM
1

I'm sure you were far more lucid. This one makes me think of two dudes in a dorm room after blotter lol
/r/askMRP23/05/16 03:58 PM
9

I don't think there is a need to use quotation marks in your title. I'm a believer. You've got the key and that is: the biggest obstacle I have to overcome is me Keep doing it!
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 03:54 PM
3

Hence ...sometimes you drop a line it drifts
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 03:13 PM
3

This is amateur hour stuff dude, it really is. Even if it weren't, it's hardly helpful now is it? I've said this many times, I frequently go to mass although I know it's a pretense when the sanctus bells ring so I'm not put off by that aspect of your message. You need further years of study I'd say based on the glaring error in your second sentence and the incomprehensibility of the final two. Maybe you should re-work it?
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 12:01 PM
7

Two things make this creak loudly and tip right over down into the bullshit abyss: 1) the kittens in the box and then, the even bigger bullshit 2)your claim "I never touched myself." Right. Lol
/r/askMRP23/05/16 10:45 AM
2

I had Steinbeck in mind but this works much better.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 10:28 AM
2

Lol!! I had to google Zima to find out what is was. A couple weekends ago I went to a craft "brewfest" with some buddies even though I'm not much of a beer drinker. Interesting. Lots of dudes with skinny jeans and their beards being the only visible thing distinguishing them from their chicks. Some pretty good beer though. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 11:40 PM
2

Je ne sais pas lol. D'un idiome. Ils sont tres estranges. Comme "Il buvait comme un trou" ou "saoul comme un Polonais"
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 11:13 PM
1

Alcohol is beta. That's me out. It's a topic I'd much rather debate though so I am all in. Si le chien est là? Does that count?
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 10:13 PM
9

Poor Jennifer. I think of her every time I see a stoplight.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:57 PM
4

I would have said jackass but since you offered a choice I'll go with the huge fucking dildo. At least the jackass has a brain.
/r/askMRP22/05/16 09:46 PM
6

Sometimes you drop a line it drifts. Who was it and what was it he said again about a man who pits his intelligence against a fish? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:12 PM
5

The high road, which is the road that you always seem to be on, is the best road to stay on so that we all have the best chance to find what we need to help us thrive in whatever relationship status we find ourselves. It's either that or end up back in the ditch. That would suck.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 04:07 PM
2

I keep pressing the up arrow...lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 02:31 PM
1

That's substantive progress for sure.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 02:30 PM
1

Lol, sounds just like parts of Chi-Raq as they call it....(not the friendly confines tho') Wait, Chi-Raq is the windy city and is also the Lysistrata all over again which is a constant theme here which is.....the concentric circles are killing me lol. Too much coffee maybe
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 01:41 PM
0

No! Wait! I have a better idea! Imma do a post ABOUT why or why not we should continue DISCUSSIONS about why or why not so we can endlessly discuss it thereby creating an unbreakable loop of failed persuasion that ensures we remain forever unfocused on the shit that needs to get done. Y or N?
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 11:43 AM
1

Correct. "Tribe of superior men"...which is bullshit as any Cubs fan will tell you, lol
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 11:24 PM
2

Non, Illinois
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 11:18 PM
2

This is very unflinching and impressive. The explosives imagery makes me think you might overstate the case when you say your anger has completely dissipated. Anger is a good motivator but not sustaining enough long term. I have learned this.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 11:01 PM
3

It makes me think of a cabin in the woods, and then wires and then before you know it.... Ted Kaczynski
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 10:50 PM
1

My point being that the unprepared and the ill-equipped have children and are supported in doing so not least of which is by the government.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 10:36 PM
2

It's a sign you're ready for a bigger stage. This is not a value judgement on either your message or this audience. It just is. Edit: this is not an uncommon dynamic that creative people face
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 11:45 PM
1

Lol. I'll take it. In any case, it's a charitable description of this crap.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 09:57 PM
2

Doggerel. That's what this is. I'm sorry to tell you but it's less than a bit of a ramble. I remember you and your quivering lower lip when your daughter said something mean about you when you took her phone away. I'm certain that somehow, your wife will tolerate the deprivation brought on by your absence on Saturday night just fine. I doubt she is yet to the point where she will be worrying about how to "earn it" for next weekend.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 06:09 PM
2

The man she lives with is a great guy. Successful small business owner, very sincere, and doesn't put up with any bullshit. He told me he wants to get married/family and that he has told her that she is going to have to choose that or the job where she works 60+ hours a week. She thinks she's going to finesse it her way because "career." I see her waterloo in the distance.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 05:35 PM
1

Ha! I gave you an lol for that. Seriously though, I kept up my end of the bargain too. I did not become child number 5. This mythical idea of having it all is something that worries me for my oldest daughter, she really thinks she can. My youngest, I know will definitely be fine in that regard.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 05:10 PM
1

Lol, well I got massively downvoted last time I said that.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 04:30 PM
2

It's excellent advice lol. It was a critical element in the success of my marriage, I can't see it working any other way, if that makes me a fossil then so be it. Lol "Having it all" is a very damaging myth for women.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 03:53 PM
2

Can confirm. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 03:25 PM
2

There's no single definition but the best idea is to find one that wants to go with YOU on YOUR path. (And, is mostly free of bad shit. You'll never find perfection. My wife was great, but she could be a snobby, spendthrift, reliable destroyer of automobiles lol)
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 02:16 PM
6

I'm not above a little ridiculous morning pedantry lol..... so, I cut and pasted this for you. To have it your way and be better moved then the "I" needs to be changed to "he." Then you and I are both happy lol "The Family Alpha doesn’t give two shits about marriage as I am SOLELY focused"
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 01:17 PM
3

It's a noteworthy contrast to his usual seemingly inexhaustible supply of enthusiasm and optimism.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 01:04 PM
2

Wow. That hardly sounds like something a counselor would say. Are you sure you didn't miss something when you were barely paying attention? Especially coming, as it does, hard on the heels of the whohasbetterticketstotheshowgate. Don't take your foot off the gas.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 12:12 PM
5

I read the whole post. It's inspirational as always, but hostility seems new. I think there are many things on the list of reasons why you should not be allowed to have a child. Sigh. The divine right to procreate. The government will even help people out with that. It's a problem. I hope you don't give up on this brand when you go back into the military. It has real potential. (You are the Family Alpha but in the narrative you should not refer to yourself in the 3rd person. That's weird.)
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 12:52 AM
1

Awe..she gonna be missing you. Crying's like breathing for them though. My gf (although I learned FWB from reading ex addict bro 's post today and I like that much, much better) cried during the Revenant. (why?) I don't attach too much significance.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 11:56 PM
1

There was a documentary about them on the BBC.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 11:46 PM
2

Lol!! I doubt I'd survive. I got some hazing as a pledge that one night in the frat house, they didn't ram anything up my ass, but then they didn't have the imprimatur of Elizabeth Regina.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 11:14 PM
3

True, he's got issues still. Seemed appreciably more coherent to me though.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 09:53 PM
1

So , given the climate that's like...always.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 09:00 PM
1

You right, you right. Buggery IS a naval tradition isn't it??? "Rum, sodomy, and the lash" and all that. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 08:49 PM
2

They've barely got baseball up there in Canadaland so I'm not surprised he's unfamiliar with what the positions are and what they do. He was probably thinking of relief, which some pitchers provide lol
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 07:50 PM
2

socialize your guy with hers By that you mean your.....dog? lol I think the meteorology theme running through here yesterday and today is a useful device. The weather changes but there's no point letting a cold front affect your mood.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 06:00 PM
1

Damn! Thanks for that, I am going to slay.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 04:07 PM
4

You're barely recognizable as compared to before. I can't think of anything that could be better than that.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 02:28 PM
1

What's best for your son is that you immediately make getting your shit together your first priority. If you can do that, AND you work YOUR ass off to make sure he is ok, then he will be ok. It won't be easy, but you can make it happen if you want to badly enough and you are willing to work to make it happen. That hard work might cut into your getting stoned and playing games so I guess it depends on how badly you want what's best for him. He may only be two now, but he is going to grow up and f…
/r/askMRP19/05/16 01:33 PM
3

Lol!! Thanks for the laugh. “(Insert wife's name here) don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.”
/r/askMRP19/05/16 12:24 PM
1

Ahhh understandable as it's certain I was only able to amass the filthy lucre through my unethical employment of a malignant old boys network to assist me in the systematic denial of opportunity and equal pay for women.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 01:29 AM
3

I can't think why you'd say that since you know nothing about me or what I think, or what I like or dislike in females, nor did I mention you specifically in my comment. I guess you've cast me as an emblem of some kind. S'ok though, I'm not anxiously awaiting opportunities to be aggrieved so I'm good.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 01:10 AM
2

Lol. He can surely drive the green. To come here purporting to be a woman mystifies me. You've got to be pretty hopeless to do so considering that if real, she'd only need to be nearly average to get some attention in real life.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 12:49 AM
1

Lol!!!! Lol!!! Nice one.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 12:11 AM
1

It doesn't really matter but I don't know why you equate a woman staying home to raise her children with a certainty of domestic servitude and that she must have the daily doing of chores and house cleaning. I never wanted to clean a house, why should she? I paid people to do shit that we didn't feel like doing.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 11:55 PM
1

Clearly. Positions are calcified and some times you just can't tell people anything. No point in a retread really, lol. As for the ease of today, remember Jack taking me to task for griping about this very thing? And now it's mechanized. Makes vacation a very different thing doesn't it? The one and only thing that's ever pissed me off here is him suggesting that I was using tinder to get dates. Lol. I remain somewhat optimistic about the future though. Drove up to campus to see my youngest (and …
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 11:52 PM
1

So beautiful I cried a little lol. Empathy creeps up so unexpectedly.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 09:39 PM
2

True, most barely know who they are until age 30.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 09:33 PM
4

It is situation dependent. Completely. There's no bigger believer in education than me, particularly the intellectual prosperity provided by a liberal arts education. My wife had a graduate degree, lots of interests, and was very well read. But, I just happened to want a stay at home wife and mother and she was willing and happy to be one. Unlike you, I do not believe that child care (nannying) is unskilled labor and I did not want my children in day care. I believe that the well being and acade…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 08:25 PM
2

You'd rather enjoy life. Wouldn't we all GBP, wouldn't we all? You say you plan to have kids though right so just be aware that the serene beauty of your enjoyment of life chasing butterflies won't pay for their pediatrician, the inevitable trips to the emergency room for broken bones, the dentist, the orthodontist, school fees, athletic equipment, school field trips, tutoring when they can't pass calculus, clothes, shoes, hobbies, and their (you hope) inevitable trip to uni. Crafting shit out o…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 07:18 PM
3

Expectations. She may expect things to happen a certain way and when that "way" fails to materialize, stress, complaints, etc... Life be like that. (For example, you are going hiking in the Sierra Nevada, she pictures the trees, the views, the flowers, the meadows, the waterfalls, but not the bear you happen upon or the flies, or how fucking hot it is that day, the German tourists, or the whatever else that fucks up the "picture.") Personally I don't care for big surprises so I wouldn't plan any…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 07:11 PM
2

It doesn't even sound like you have a woman. If you don't why are you worrying about this? You can't reconcile what you've read to what you think you are looking for? Did you really just say that? Like, you want help making choices for a theoretical marriage to a woman you don't have? You are hurting my brain. If you need a project, work on the "not-impressive upper limit" to the lifestyle you are able to lead.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 06:57 PM
3

Damn! Dude! The return of both you and /u/Scurvemuch at the same time? Red letter days. My contracts are clear as glass but not as breakable. It's the taco bell hot sauce I rub on them lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 05:19 PM
7

Winner!
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 05:01 PM
1

This is really interesting. Every time my brother got a divorce (twice, so far, on wife #3) My wife was always of the opinion (even though she knew he fucked around all the time he was married) that it was, somehow, all the his wife's fault.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 03:45 PM
2

Good idea, don't hang on to a mistake just because you spent such a long time making it.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 02:12 PM
3

Like much of life an LTR can be great, even more than occasionally sublime, if you do it right. The important thing is not to let it become the sole focus of your life or to let it subsume your identity or individuality. (Think of all the stories you've read here about men and what's become of them when they let that happen) The ability to flourish in an LTR has more to do with a person's readiness and suitability for it than some hard and fast age limit. If most of the girls you know can't thin…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 01:55 PM
3

I believe your diagnosis to be correct lol
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 01:52 AM
2

Correct, as did I, although I am apparently down voted by all the vengeful housecoat manufacturers reading this lol. I'm not suggesting that OP recite She Walks In Beauty Like the Night every time he lays eyes on her but sharing the occasional enthusiastic praise about her appearance will not go amiss.
/r/askMRP17/05/16 11:32 PM
2

You're....so...nice.... Lol
/r/askMRP17/05/16 11:06 PM
12

Damn her with faint praise huh? Seems pretty fucking stupid to me. You should praise her for doing things that you want her to do. Physical beauty is part of the genetic lottery but does she make the most of herself? Does she look good and does she make a particular effort to look good for you? Think about all the guys on here griping about how their wives are fat slobs who don't care about their appearance or grooming. Don't be so fucking stingy man. If she looks good, hot, sexy as fuck or howe…
/r/askMRP17/05/16 10:46 PM
1

Glib, but unlikely. Lol. Discordant as compared to your clinically precise narratives. It might be worth looking into.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/05/16 10:11 PM
1

Does the amount of time and attention you gave to the "game" part of this report answer your question about self-fulfilling prophecy? It's just a rhetorical question but I, for one, doubt you need to do it 20 or 30 more times before it feels natural. Eventually you can tango without counting the steps. To paraphrase Lewis Carroll "there's no point going back to yesterday..because you were a different person back then."
/r/MarriedRedPill17/05/16 07:11 PM
1

"This shit is hard" It is. The only thing easy is inertia. You already know you need to change and you've been given some good advice. The thing that really struck me was that you said that you don't have any guy friends. You need to make some. Pronto. Or find a way to reconnect with the ones that you used to have. If you aren't completely lacking in imagination or initiative you should be able to figure out how.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/05/16 05:16 PM
1

Great news, glad to hear it. Respite sounds like an excellent approach.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/05/16 03:47 PM
2

A dozen huh? You been busy then boyo. Lol. I assume that like the rest of us you are going to have to earn a living someday so stay focused on what's of primary importance at your age: your education. Thats got to be number one. Make the most of every opportunity that comes your way. Frats, while expensive nowadays, can be a great way to meet people and make connections. You can make lifelong friends. It can be great to have a gf, but at your age why limit yourself especially if you are going aw…
/r/askMRP17/05/16 12:24 AM
-2

The sweet spot between submission and servility lol.
/r/askMRP16/05/16 10:07 PM
7

Valuing yourself as an individual independent of anything or anyone else, maintaining your dignity and self respect, and rebuffing manipulation is not treating your wife as a plaything.
/r/askMRP16/05/16 09:39 PM
1

Lol. In degree of mind numbing detail there's many a worse fate than having to hear what was on the lunch menu. Overview of a shopping trip springs to my mind. "I saved you so much when I bought...." Lol
/r/askMRP16/05/16 07:08 PM
3

I plead guilty. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/05/16 06:12 PM
0

You should do that, I think many would find it very helpful. (Even if only to be reminded what normal looks like!) The stranger thing is a very good way to frame the idea. It also taps into the concepts about having some mystery/privacy/space about yourself and inside of a relationship.
/r/askMRP16/05/16 05:23 PM
1

This paragraph is very simple, yet very important. Everyone here should read it. Twice.
/r/askMRP16/05/16 04:37 PM
2

Two weeks of silent treatment? So childish yet so resolute. Bet it didn't take her long to break you right down and send you to your corner did it? So, five months until junior arrives on the scene? You better find your spine and your balls Dad.
/r/askMRP16/05/16 03:56 PM
1

It should have been but since you are me then you already know that I am completely lacking in the necessary self-awareness to recognize our malignant narcissism.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/05/16 02:22 PM
2

Lol! That would certainly explain a lot.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/05/16 02:07 PM
2

I love a success story and you're a regular Horatio Alger type aren't you? Because blowjobs are the metric and now there are none. Boo. I have questions though, lots of questions, you know that's just how a doubting Thomas rolls. Can you tell me more about the hair cutting as crucible (like did she use a flowbee? Dog clippers?) And what about the women following you at the work party? Was it your six pack? Like domestic or imported? How did that all go down? (Oops, sorry, slip of the tongue ther…
/r/askMRP15/05/16 10:20 PM
1

So harsh. No post-vacation glow on you is there? Chien is currently immune to both logic and reason in argument.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:41 PM
1

What constitutes proof?
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:35 PM
5

This is very sound and can be applied very broadly even beyond the context of relationships. When someone has something you want, you have to figure out what you have to do to get it from them. Not what you want to do, but what you have to do. If it is what you really want. I taught this lesson to all my children.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:29 PM
0

Lol! The neighbor's lawn is only viable after dark.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:18 PM
3

When you have to talk a dog off a meat wagon you do it however you have to.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:11 PM
1

"A reasonable argument does use evidence to support it's view point, but rarely constitute proof." What do you mean by this?
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:02 PM
11

While I hope you enjoy dicking down every chick that holds still long enough lol, I suggest you make the well being of your children your first priority. It'll be an even bigger job now. Good luck.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 01:27 AM
-16

Faggots can get the worst qualities of both genders, deadly in court. (Fuck off everyone don't bother disputing this.)
/r/MarriedRedPill15/05/16 12:11 AM
1

Don't ask him lol, he will use some weird quebecois idiom and it'll take a few days before you realize he called you a dumb shit.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 09:01 PM
-1

Lol that would be ME having it all, and then some.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 08:53 PM
0

Qui se soucie sur des poissons. J'ai mon chien. Il s'appelle "chien" pour maintenant, ou "chieneste" (comme tu l'as suggéré, lol) quand s'il chie sur mon tapis orientale. Ou, "bete ousti"..comme moi? Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 08:21 PM
3

Agree. She should have stayed put in the playboy club. She'd have caused a lot less trouble. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 06:52 PM
1

Ha! Wake up! Wake up SorcererKing! You're having a bad dream about Gloria Steinem. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 06:33 PM
4

Call me old fashioned but I wanted a wife, not an income producer. It seems to me that you could be happier if you upped your income so that she doesn't have to work, or at the very least, not as as hard as she'd have to in order to make that kind of money. I, for one, do not buy into this bullshit that women can excel in a profession AND excel at motherhood AND excel at being a romantic partner. That's a bullshit bill of goods they get sold. They can't "have it all."
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 06:23 PM
2

I see the contradiction. I've pondered it for a few days. I really want to not work more than I fear too much free time and all that implies for me. So, the exit strategy has been launched lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/05/16 05:28 PM
1

Tested? VD? Lol. They don't call it that no more.
/r/askMRP14/05/16 10:16 AM
8

You: impenetrable retarded gibberish Me: wtf? Again, wtf?
/r/askMRP13/05/16 10:18 PM
2

Well apparently he was. Don't sell yourself short lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 07:40 PM
1

Are you also /u/Scurvemuch? I would like to know if he is doing ok.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 07:15 PM
1

Lol. Good. Everyone should see Casablanca.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 07:11 PM
2

Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire? Je suis vraiment un libéral. Surpris. That should get me banned.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 07:09 PM
1

Lol. I was kidding of course, I only write checks to local politicians in my town who might come in handy to me, it's unlikely that either Hilarity or The Don will. I was referring to all the cloak and dagger talk about conspiracy theories and OPSEC. (Whatever that is) The time I have spent on Reddit has been quite an education what with all the politics, polemics, and sock puppets. Lol. It's like a sargasso sea that seems clear but really isn't.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 06:34 PM
3

I've found that one of the best ways to keep friends is to mind my own business.
/r/askMRP13/05/16 02:50 PM
1

Henceforth I may have to stick with french exclusively. Particularly now that I've learned about the danger of being on the wrong list. Could it be because of the checks I've written to Hilarity? lol Vive la Revolution!
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 02:33 PM
2

Oh duh lol!! I thought it was some acronym.
/r/askMRP13/05/16 01:15 PM
3

There was foreshadowing, twice. He also said the other day he was only still hanging around because he thought Over60 was funny.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 01:13 PM
2

Lol! I'm envisioning something like Humphrey Bogart and Claude Rains in the final scene of Casablanca.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 11:44 AM
3

Good advice cuz you never know what the fuck they're really saying lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 11:32 AM
1

Taking bets?
/r/MarriedRedPill13/05/16 10:30 AM
3

What is a 3D friend?
/r/askMRP13/05/16 09:57 AM
1

Dramatic? Hmm I'd have said lacking in subtlety, a sense of proportion, and variety in the treatment of its favorite topic. This is more than compensated for by the fact that it's often funny as shit.
/r/askMRP13/05/16 09:52 AM
3

C'est des conneries! Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill12/05/16 11:46 PM
2

Sigh......it seems you no longer added any value and he had to go his own way. Lol
/r/askMRP12/05/16 10:23 PM
2

Well he said one time that he was only still around because he thought /u/over60_stupid_loner was funny so maybe he just didn't deliver enough laughs yesterday
/r/askMRP12/05/16 09:35 PM
2

It's like a mystery novel...which one will disappear next?
/r/askMRP12/05/16 09:07 PM
2

This paragraph put paid to any doubts about your future success as a novelist! Keep it on your to do list.
/r/askMRP12/05/16 06:49 PM
8

Well, how could you get anywhere when your wife is a BPD psychopath who doesn't understand love in a healthy way? I say you are full of shit because you want to make this all about her defective brain. If you want to leave, then haul ass but stop trying to have it both ways. You are telling her that "the monogamy ends" that being the "ass" that you don't want? But you hope she will be the "primary." No, this isn't about getting your dick wet is it? Right, you need to get your "emotional needs me…
/r/askMRP12/05/16 06:08 PM
4

Then leave.
/r/askMRP12/05/16 05:42 PM
5

Ha! Lol...Lol...I would like to tell you about some things that I would like to do but I would like for you also to know the reason why I am doing them so that you can absolve me even tho I really don't need any absolution....can you just do that?
/r/askMRP12/05/16 05:34 PM
3

ass=whatever it is you are after
/r/askMRP12/05/16 05:32 PM
5

Debate? Your wife is sick and you want ass. Been there, I get it. You said you have no interest in staying together and that you want out. So your brilliant plan is to tell a sick, pregnant woman that she better agree to you fucking other women. Do what you want to do but stop being a weak ass piece of shit who needs the benediction of his wife so that he can have his cake (literally) and eat it too. (Cuz your brain honey....) I bet your wife and kids will survive the deprivation if you're not a…
/r/askMRP12/05/16 05:27 PM
4

Yes and yes, 4.
/r/askMRP12/05/16 04:56 PM
3

Hey buddy, it's her brain's fault. What can a guy do?
/r/askMRP12/05/16 04:48 PM
8

What the fuck are you even talking about? The BPD end game played out? "Have no interest in staying together" = don't then. But oh, her brain made me do it!! Let 'em know you're good at bullying the mentally ill. Panty dropper right there. You're so full of shit I can smell it. Lol.
/r/askMRP12/05/16 04:45 PM
1

Ha, not at all. It was in reference to something else entirely.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/05/16 10:11 AM
1

I feel ya man!!! Even when I was married and had four kids in the house I spent many, many hours in the evening sitting in an easy chair with a glass of wine (or two lol) just listening to my wife play the piano. I never matched the frenetic pace of these guys and I sure don't now lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/16 11:35 PM
1

Lol!! I'm beginning to suspect that the entirety of Reddit exists solely for the purpose of fucking with people. Or, at least any part of it that has "pill" in its name. As Stoney told me, there are no girls on the internet lol.
/r/askMRP11/05/16 07:31 PM
1

Lol... Nobody's as dumb as Ms. Moon is pretending to be and if they are they shouldn't indulge in the type of risky behavior that might lead to offspring
/r/askMRP11/05/16 06:38 PM
6

Yep, I bet he'd like that conversation just fine. Lol.
/r/askMRP11/05/16 01:14 PM
6

Is your boyfriend not a "real man?" Why don't you ask him since he's the one you're fucking and trying to please? It shouldn't be "awkward" and if it is you've got other, bigger problems.
/r/askMRP11/05/16 11:51 AM
3

You have no credibility. How to get some? Do what you say you're going to do. For longer than two weeks. Meanwhile, how to deal with her skepticism? Laugh and agree. (It's true anyway right?) then just keep getting on with getting your shit together. And stop being such a sensitive pussy that having to hear any accurate criticism fills you with "cold rage." And, do your own grocery shopping. Then you can buy whatever the fuck you want.
/r/askMRP11/05/16 10:41 AM
2

Je ne sais pas lol. Douteux. (I don't know. Doubtful)
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 11:41 PM
2

Big Foot? Or Cad or /u/fuckmrp? In any case, Canadians are completely harmless right?
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 11:29 PM
1

That's a good one....like good enough to be on a brass plaque or some shit! Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 06:43 PM
1

Seems you're firing on all cylinders today handing out the lol's left and right.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 06:40 PM
3

The good..... I made it through a year of living on my own....and I'm still living. Alone, but it's getting to be not too bad. I'm getting a dog. A beagle. Picking it up this weekend. The next life chapter will be entitled "An old man and his dog." Living enough that I am working on some plans for the next phase of my life. This week I gave my partners a date on which I will transition to working part time and a date on which I will exit. Girlfriend (I know it sounds moronic to call a 45 yo woma…
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 04:53 PM
1

Lol!!! But, but....
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 04:25 PM
2

Yes, this is vital. I know I keep banging on here about how important it is to have your own life and interests outside of the marriage/family. A relationship or partner and children is not enough to sustain anyone. Interests outside of that are key. It's possible to have a hobby or interest that isn't an express lane to "chad's dick." lol. My wife never really worked other than a part time job for a few years after all the children were gone but she spent a lot of time painting, playing tennis,…
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 03:50 PM
8

I believe I'd close the door.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 02:23 PM
1

It's like spotting Bigfoot
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/16 10:38 AM
1

Lol yeah it was the "always available for sexual service" that marked it as bs
/r/askMRP09/05/16 10:34 PM
2

I know several classification systems and am able to employ a methodology that informs me that the correct taxonomy for your scenario is this one: bullshit.
/r/askMRP09/05/16 09:20 PM
1

I don't know how I missed this. There's a key theme in here that shouldn't be missed. That is evolution. If you don't do it then you die.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 07:38 PM
1

The "attitude" you describe is juvenile and manipulative. Does she do the classic "I just think it's funny how...." statement when you know that whatever she is about to say she definitely doesn't think it's funny. Lol. Is the suspicion completely unfounded? Is there something in your past that contributes to this? If the answer to this is yes, then how you deal with her behavior might be different than if she is just an unreasonable, intrusive, ill-mannered bitch. If you are going to get marrie…
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 06:53 PM
1

Yep
/r/askMRP09/05/16 05:14 PM
1

Yeah, and some of these guys are starving.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 03:35 PM
1

But only if it could be arranged so that the only thing required is being a spectator on the actions of others.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 03:28 PM
2

He won't do it. She's got his balls and his spine rattling around in her purse right next to her lipstick. She's very feminine don't ya know.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 03:24 PM
1

Lol. Just as /u/stonepimpletilists predicted on the getting to know the family part
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 03:23 PM
2

How? I know moving is hard. Here it is in just 8 easy, no fail steps 1) stop being a pussy 2) say "I'm moving. You in? Get going on finding a job." 3) think carefully about why you want this lazy, entitled shrew that doesn't even care about you enough to get along with your family 4) repeat step one 5) leave her behind 6) repeat step one 7) move 8) repeat step one again so that failed relationships don't destroy you
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 10:18 AM
1

I've spent some significant amounts of time around parents and sons involved in athletics. Seen some pretty ridiculous things over the years as miraculously my son even ended up being a D1 college athlete. Don't let your son's performance on the field become a crucible. My wife started out with that trying to be a coach from the bleachers bullshit and I had to shut her down and do some retraining with her lol. " No speaking, but you can grab my arm." Got a few bruises on my forearm over the year…
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 01:45 AM
1

Nice! Very nice. They are wines Stoney, the wines of Santorini lol. Legacy of Dionysus. So Tinder is a worldwide phenom huh? Better make sure he has the choke down pat, don't want an international incident on your hands a la Amanda Knox lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/05/16 12:05 AM
1

Lol!!! I may be 56 but in some ways you are definitely older than me. How are the Nykteri and the Mavrotragano?
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 10:57 PM
1

Is that why this sub exists?
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 08:00 PM
3

We are clearly too old to know anything so that's why we are here.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 07:36 PM
5

Women like fucking!? Who knew? lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 07:31 PM
1

Well I'm glad to hear you're not a cheap bastard lol. Seriously though I'm not singling out any line of work. (Hell people just assume those in my line of work are liars and thieves. Many are in fact, lol) I'm just noticing some unifying themes here and a mindset very different (not saying bad exactly, maybe limiting) from mine.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 06:16 PM
1

Lol. Really? Is this about help with your homework you have to turn in on Monday? Maybe if you get lucky your teacher won't care enough to even read it. Ok, here's a list: 1)mis-modification 2)sweeping generalizations 3)unsupported arguments 4) Your writing style bites "so alarming and shocking is their way of life that a name has been given to them" - ick. And here's another winner - "Nowadays it is celebrated but from the masses sitting in front of the television on their well cushioned bottom…
/r/askMRP08/05/16 03:32 PM
2

I'm glad you put this up doc. Clearly women like aggressive, dominant fucking. But BPP, this needs more work because your audience (unless there's another one that's intended) may be lacking in the subtlety to get this right. Of this you have daily proof.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 03:06 PM
1

Lol! Lol!! Let's hope this time around he limits his crimes to disseminating execrable essays such as this one.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 02:46 PM
5

My take: this post is dumb. You are likely also dumb. It is dumb that your wife is jealous that you can grow a beard. Any advice you get from this post will likely be dumb. The information you provided is so limited that it is dumb to offer you any response other than to tell you this is dumb.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 02:06 PM
2

Well, yeah I guess, if he wants another taco after he's done with hers.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 01:50 PM
1

I've been on the DJ Khaled radio on Pandora all morning and that's a train to another place.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 01:43 PM
1

Duh....Katy should make being decorative her sole focus. No more singing. Unless with Snoop. Lol
/r/askMRP08/05/16 01:29 PM
1

Lol. The hero within me has poor reading comprehension skills.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 11:30 AM
1

Well, not sure how juicy this is but an academic exposition of manhood wouldn't really leap right to tinder by the third paragraph. There might be some ground you left uncovered.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 11:22 AM
3

After careful thought I'm sure I'm accurate when I say that I do not know a single engineer. Theres more than a few here and the other day one went so far as to point how well he looked in a group photo even as compared to the non-engineers. There's something more there than your "he's an autist" idea. I don't know what though.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 11:04 AM
1

Ted is that you? I didn't know they let you guys have computers there in the supermax. Colorado is pretty liberal I guess.
/r/askMRP08/05/16 10:33 AM
5

Hambley, I think you're only a year or two older than my oldest. Let me tell ya something son, stranger on the Internet to stranger on the Internet, MRP aside and man to man, you have to take control of yourself and your life. You and your wife are NOT indivisible. You have to take care of yourself, you can't fix her. Wanting intimacy IS normal and healthy. She is probably not. The sooner you can let go of the rage and unhappiness the better off you'll be.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/05/16 12:24 AM
3

I bet that the fact that you sound like you are about as far from a laugh riot as it is possible to be is a large part of your problem. Nobody like a crybaby. Don't be one. That goes for incendiary jelly too lol. Also, family life, no matter how stellar is not enough to sustain anyone. That goes for your wife too. If she really believes that then help her see the error of her ways.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 04:52 PM
3

And to think of all the effort I went to to hold myself back from pointing out that Petruchio was a master at AA! I'm not sure that Kazuke86 is bound for the same success.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 04:33 PM
1

I think you've demonstrated pretty clearly that you no longer would have need of an app like that. I might be able to find some other customers though lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 02:00 PM
1

Menopause a special need? You said it dude, not me.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 01:49 PM
1

Lol. Now that I am (almost) all good on the memes and the blogs how much further can it be to developing my own app? It might come in real handy for me especially. How's this name grab ya? "Bout de l'oeuf" too long? Not catchy enough? It might could be saved with the right graphics. What about "Ovumfinis" or how about just "fin" ??? Is it ready for yellow pill? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 01:48 PM
2

Lol!!! Love it. #1.5 - a watched pot never boils. (Also, be sure to use the NoFuckingClue app to identify your best window of opportunity between hot flashes and night sweats...)
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 12:57 PM
1

Yes, this is why I always say that the smartest people I know already know they don't know anything and have no problem saying so. If you can't laugh at yourself then you're sunk.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 12:19 PM
4

Ha. Unlikely. Your wife is pregnant, works, goes to school, AND already has one child to care for? That's a lot to be going on at one time. Women can't "have it all" despite what they may have been taught, it's not a realistic burden. You should look into that.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 11:35 AM
4

"We should talk about what to do then" = "you should tell me exactly what I have to do then." Beyond the tongue. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 11:25 AM
1

Lol. If your wife is chasing you around the house topless, there is only one way the story should end.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 10:55 AM
2

A Disney prince??? Wtf dude???? Then you liken yourself to a lesbian? Are you wearing a flannel shirt and do have a really bad haircut??? The very fact that you are capable of conjuring such images to describe yourself shows that your problem is that you are a GIANT PUSSY! You absolutely must cut that shit out. She wants some dick and apparently you can't provide it. It's no longer a mystery why that is.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/05/16 10:37 AM
3

As you can see I've recovered from my seizure you little fucker. All that and no update on what your wedding toast ended up being? Lol. Here's my advice, stop being a clueless dick and get your shit together so you can become a decent father. You'll get some help here. Don't fight it.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 11:40 PM
2

Lol! Love it. Short answer, no. Long answer, fuck no.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 11:32 PM
1

Lol... I don't know what wmp does for a living but I could use him in my office.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 11:28 PM
3

So let me get this straight, you're a clean, independently wealthy, sensible, member of clubs and organizations, oral sex expert with a big dick too, and she's still not happy. (Oh I forgot, enthusiastic father, which gets extra points from me.) All this and you STILL can't get it in? What's missing from this story? Are you also a red-faced, angry and humorless crybaby that makes her feel like she has two children?
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 10:04 PM
3

Thanks, but no lol. Life's already handed me all the beatings I care to take. Plus, I heard tell that /u/stonepimpletilists has found some new breed of woman that dispenses food pellets when you're dicking her down so I'll be trying that out and therefore I'll be too busy to oblige you. Good luck tho. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 08:08 PM
1

I just spent the last hour reading through there. My robust vocabulary fails me really when I think about how best to describe it.
/r/askMRP06/05/16 08:04 PM
1

He's looking for a "feminine male" or "male" that he can leave his mark on lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 05:12 PM
3

Ahhhh playing pretend then. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 04:55 PM
3

Ha ha! You cannot possibly be this dumb. You musta just figured some bespoke scatalogical satire would set us all up fine for a Friday afternoon. No, you say? Then let me ask, do you have gills??? Not sure, check the side of your neck.
/r/askMRP06/05/16 04:50 PM
3

Some of us are pretentious too.
/r/askMRP06/05/16 03:04 PM
3

Agree, I bet she cared alright.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 02:50 PM
2

Why would you want to stop thinking about sex? Does anyone ever? "Moving on beyond thinking about sex." Where's that, death?? I sure don't know. I don't understand this gibberish. Your wife doesn't want to fuck you how you want even though you are a badass engineer dad with friends? Why not? Find out.
/r/askMRP06/05/16 02:36 PM
2

Good idea. A scented one though.
/r/askMRP06/05/16 01:50 PM
6

This is the fucking stupidest thing. 3 times in 3 weeks?? Crisis! Pull the fire alarm! Evacuate the house! So many bathrooms! Hold your nose and check them all because ImprovingMan is too much of a cretin to get out without assistance! Help him, help him someone!
/r/askMRP06/05/16 01:25 PM
1

MRP hipster is an oxymoron.....he can't exist....lol
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 01:06 PM
3

I argue all day everyday. If you don't hit them where it hurts then it don't matter.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 12:04 PM
1

You will end up sitting alone staring at the four walls around you. Believe me when I tell you that you can survive it. You absolutely can. It happened to me when I found myself sitting alone in a condo after 30 years of being part of a couple. You will find yourself slowly rebuilding your life as a single man. Slowly brick by brick. Some days will suck and some days will be great. Don't let the fear of having to do it be the thing that drives your decision making. You're a young guy but you won…
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 10:58 AM
1

Yes it's a tough crowd here and you got a tough break to be sure, so now you've got to do with your daughter what you didn't get to do back then. Early 20s is still pretty young and all hope is not lost. I've got one 20 and one 27 and they're not yet completely impervious to my influence lol. (Hard as that seems to believe) Try taking a hard line.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 12:50 AM
3

Ha ha! Best answer so far, and from the man with no children. Right in the gold lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/05/16 12:29 AM
1

Sure tradesmen can make loads more money than teachers however, he doesn't have to be a teacher. There are many employers who have various career tracks available and hire anyone with a four year degree no matter the discipline. In addition to the general intellectual prosperity that an education provides, in general, graduates earn more over a lifetime than non-graduates. He's young, plus it doesn't sound like he has any other plan on the go.
/r/askMRP05/05/16 11:33 PM
2

This reads like my worst nightmare. I will be very interested in reading the advice you get, particularly as I have begun dating someone that I think could very possibly be around for awhile. My children all know I am dating and only my oldest son, not my daughters, seems a bit bent out of shape about it. I wonder if that could change when they meet her lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 11:25 PM
1

C'est meme mieux
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 09:44 PM
1

Ha! No not yet. But I'm still really thinking about it lol. It wouldn't be a problem to take him into the office with me if I wanted to. Name him something pretentious like Ajax or Minos lol. neighborsalreadythinkmynameiswhereinthehellyoubeen
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 09:30 PM
2

That's what I'm saying lol
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 07:58 PM
5

No I don't think they did ignore the actual question, you are not hearing the actual answers.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 06:42 PM
5

You're likely right, but my point is the dog doesn't EVEN matter. He is focusing on the wrong thing entirely. His living situation is so wrong, so untenable, that he should just get the hell out of it. He's a young guy, late 20's and already married 7 years and on a sex starvation diet for TWO YEARS, at his age!! No matter how burdensome a dog is, being alone with the dog would be a big improvement. He needs help and girls love dogs lol. Just visited my daughter on campus and she stopped to fawn…
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 06:35 PM
1

You're only 26. Finish your degree. Get a job. You can always go back for a career change in the future. People do it all the time.
/r/askMRP05/05/16 05:59 PM
2

Yes that's true. But he can have the dog for company as he needs to dump the "wife" immediately and then not only will he have company, his new BFF (the dog) will help him make new female friends with ease lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 05:18 PM
6

Yes, yes, yes, get a dog!! As soon as you can. It can keep you company in your new place after you dump your wife (I guess you'd call her, you're not fucking tho so maybe room mate would be more accurate?) Plus, the dog will help you meet new chicks. You're young dude, wtf are you doing with your life???
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 04:45 PM
1

Wow. Chicks really do dig you don't they??? lol. Adorable.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 01:17 PM
2

Lol!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 01:15 PM
5

I told you, I don't do that kind of work lol and that's not what my comment is in reference to. I'm not attempting to diminish the impact that divorce has on men and their children. I've seen it in action first hand in my own family as my brother is incapable of keeping his dick in his pants and is now on wife number three. (He is an optimist too obviously as are the women who marry him lol, although I will say that I have liked all three of his wives very much) He has children who are all adult…
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 12:47 PM
2

Lol, there ya go!
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 10:31 AM
3

Inarguably, an incremental benefit is to be obtained by flossing.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 10:09 AM
17

Oh yeah def, the best advice always comes from dudes who don't know know dick about the topic. Apparently the fumes emitted by acne treatment creams can transport you to a place of infinite wisdom about women, even if you've never touched one.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 01:39 AM
7

Not to mention in many cases just painfully unsophisticated and hopelessly misguided. It makes me laugh like hell, but the father in me cries a little lol
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 01:21 AM
5

I've run into more than a few pussies in my life but these bullshit "divorce rape" ones take the cake. No pun intended Rhianna fans lol
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 12:58 AM
15

Seriously, I don't even know who these people are really or what the history among them all is but I can see there's more posturing, back biting, and bitch talking than my daughter's high school cheerleading squad. All they need is some puffy red pom pons and quilted red Rs on their sweaters. For a bunch of anti-marriage dudes there's sure plenty of anguished disscussion, dissection, debate, diatribe, and dilettantism about it to be had. It's like, for fuck's sake, be married, or don't (quit fuc…
/r/MarriedRedPill05/05/16 12:00 AM
4

Six gold nuggets arranged in an order that yields brilliance right here!
/r/MarriedRedPill04/05/16 10:04 PM
1

Well I had sort of transitioned to a general bitching about young people the way obnoxious old dudes do lol. Good luck man.
/r/askMRP04/05/16 07:29 PM
2

I can't even believe I typed the phrase "butt hurt" lol, it's such a ridiculous expression. This is such a simple interpersonal interaction, I don't even get it. (Some of these parents have a lot to answer for lol. For just 15 dank memes a day you can help a millennial in need ... In need of an ass kicking) He says "hypergamy in action" more like much ado about nothing lol. How about a real ticket problem?? Like what's an RP way to handle the motherfucking parking ticket I got today?? Lol
/r/askMRP04/05/16 06:39 PM
4

Huh? So old you would be "butt hurt" and say so ("overtly communicate.") New you is also "butt hurt" (clearly!) but now "radio silent" about it and going to the show alone? What's the difference? Petulant + pouting + ill mannered = not attractive
/r/askMRP04/05/16 06:24 PM
8

I remember now, you built the deck but she thinks you're a dick cuz you didn't want to fetch her wallet from the car. Just so you know with absolute certainty, let me tell you that her behavior is total bullshit. What are you getting from this relationship with a woman so lacking in sincerity and decency that she keeps you on a starvation diet and then openly tries to torment you? If it's not already, get your shit together so you can find something better. You can hardly do worse.
/r/askMRP04/05/16 04:20 PM
1

I think I need google translate to understand some of this lol. Was there any public art of the non-human variety?
/r/askMRP04/05/16 03:19 PM
1

Lol I won't. I saw all the drag I ever want to see the semester I lived in the frat house.
/r/askMRP04/05/16 02:56 PM
1

Ha! So YOU'RE the charity work she has to do this afternoon! I wondered why she pushed our lunch date back, she said it'd only take a minute or two tho. Lol
/r/askMRP04/05/16 02:50 PM
1

Never heard the term ladyboy (learn something everyday), but if I had I'd very likely have taken the opportunity to say your mom's a ladyboy lol.
/r/askMRP04/05/16 02:20 PM
20

Life left its mark on your wife? Well really, fuck that shit...she needs help man! Pack your shit and hit the bricks, right away man. She may still have a bit of saggy skin but at least she will be totally fucktard free. Major improvement in her quality of life right there.
/r/askMRP04/05/16 12:16 AM
4

Everything about this is a recipie for success, hits all the notes, but particularly the two things: rising above the disappointments and staying on the high road (leadership path and only road to be on) to the destination: attractiveness and desirability (you are not just another chore) such that they can't wait to climb on. Excellent, but where's the rhyme?
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 11:53 PM
3

I was married for 30 years so I can really understand your question and here's my advice, fuck off.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 11:17 PM
2

God you're such a Debbie downer doc. It almost sounds like you expect a husband and father to act like.....a grown up...or some shit.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 08:10 PM
1

Well, they all got swimming lessons too lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 06:46 PM
2

Terrible innit? Could never resist a cheap joke. I got all four of mine safely to adulthood. Never laid a hand on 'em. Don't believe in it and didn't need too.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 06:21 PM
3

Yeah and if that's doesn't work then they like a nice, long solitary soak in the tub. Quiets them down real fast.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 06:09 PM
1

Lol......Imagine the possibilities of this....your dog here... http://i.imgur.com/AMZNhol.jpg
/r/askMRP03/05/16 01:00 PM
1

There's some amazing stuff hidden among the pet portraits. (a la raie verte seems to be a big theme lately, imma do a pet portrait with one lol!!!)
/r/askMRP03/05/16 12:46 PM
3

Reading this got me all jacked up and I was on the verge of replying with some jazz about simplicity and limnal states and transcendence cuz I'm pretentious like that ya know lol. I'll spare you and instead say you've hit it right out of the park.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/16 12:14 PM
1

I spend a fair bit of time looking at what people post in /r/painting. A healthy dose of the self regard and exuberant optimism of the posters there could make a positive impact on some of these guys. Lol
/r/askMRP03/05/16 11:36 AM
1

This one, without a doubt, has more than one spreadsheet
/r/askMRP03/05/16 11:18 AM
7

This. OP if you have reached a point in your relationship where you'd even CONSIDER having to speak with another man about your WIFE, then your marriage is fucked and your wife probably has been too.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 10:23 PM
3

Lol if he couldn't figure that out I doubt he's ever head the term coitus.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 09:48 PM
1

Lol really dude. You need that translated? If she can't understand how fucking stupid smoking is, maybe you better toss her back and move on. Dying of cancer sucks.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 09:42 PM
4

Trust your gut, it's telling you what's going on. She's got you on a starvation diet already. You have to make your own decisions. You don't mention any children so I assume you have none. Me, I'd drop a match on it pronto but I'm big on the forsaking all others bit.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 07:49 PM
2

She stay looking good. You do too. Don't be all up each other's asses (the bad way.) Don't be a fucktard or a fuckwit. Easy.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/05/16 06:01 PM
1

Lol!! Who knew there was such an accomplished poet beneath that buzz saw exterior...
/r/askMRP02/05/16 05:55 PM
3

Don't wonder = don't care.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 02:04 PM
1

What the fuck does it matter anyway? You're all alone in that room you're renting right?
/r/askMRP02/05/16 11:32 AM
4

I hardly ever understand anything you post but this one seems almost rational to me. I don't think anyone can give you any pointers for your "general life direction." Maybe you ought to try just "being in order" for awhile and it will become apparent.
/r/askMRP02/05/16 11:06 AM
1

Read her some of your choice highlights from /r/femalehate and maybe it could help with her motivation to get your need met
/r/askMRP02/05/16 09:14 AM
1

Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill01/05/16 10:28 PM
1

He's dropping by to pick up the silver bullet ya know. One shot, one size fits all solution. Why should he have to go to all the effort of making the ammunition himself when you could just give it?
/r/askMRP01/05/16 02:24 PM
3

Bitch slap better change agent than a hug. (Speaking of change and the coming Hilarity, is landslide two words or one? Lol!!!)
/r/MarriedRedPill01/05/16 12:34 PM
1

Is wearing the bunny onesie taking the edge off you? That sounded almost like a .... benediction at the end there. Lol. You're right of course though, shit is all on us, pathetic to think otherwise. (Can I call you Ralpie?)
/r/MarriedRedPill01/05/16 11:51 AM
2

Lol!!! "My friends are going." Hilarious. Just like the fuckwits who say shit like "I know I speak for everyone when I say". Lol. Watch the ESPN 30 for 30 Fantastic Lies documentary. Perfect example.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/04/16 11:59 PM
2

Really? You just joshing us? If this is your biggest problem then you don't have any problems lol. It's important that your kids see that you drive? Like what, you never take them anywhere on your own when she isn't around? Does she have motion sickness (like have you seen her actually puke?), just want to be in control, or maybe you are just a shit driver? If she hasn't wrecked a car in 12 years then let me tell ya what, she's gold behind the wheel in my opinion lol.
/r/askMRP30/04/16 02:49 AM
1

Lol... I need to learn some sacres beyond "j'men calice"
/r/MarriedRedPill30/04/16 12:02 AM
1

Lol!! That's sounds like some expert level long range planning dude. Thumbs up.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 11:43 PM
1

Je sais, lol. Tu as raison, tu as raison. Je le ferrai, je suis un travailleur acharne. I can be sometimes lol
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 08:01 PM
1

Merci bcp...j'aime ca aussi... ( I like it too)
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 06:23 PM
1

Un cadeau inattendu
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 06:20 PM
1

Woah, woah, woah... blaming the previous generation are ya, that is so not hardcore lol
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 06:15 PM
1

I'm kind of starting to figure out how Reddit works but I do not understand a participation the sole purpose of which is to interfere with the inwardly focused efforts of others.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 06:12 PM
1

Ha ha! In retrospect her finest quality. Some people leave an indelible mark on you. Still remember the look on her face when I said "But I thought you loved me?!" Talk about being too stupid to live. Lol!!
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 06:06 PM
1

I thought I heard that Ludacris song ringing in my ears while I read this...ho into a housewife...lol. This is really excellent, a sad, sad cautionary tale. He didn't stand a chance against a predator like that huh? Nobody's immune completely to the dynamic until bitten and used. My first "true love" was just a prostitute in the guise of a cute college cheerleader. She didn't get cash though, just term papers. Lol (Damn snappy writing too dude.)
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 04:05 PM
1

Don't know about menopause? No worries I'm sure. Before long someone here will weigh in about an app that'll help everyone "prepare" to manage it. How hard can it be, like the reverse of being on the rag or something. Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 03:46 PM
1

This is great! Love it. True, your writing style is like a buzzsaw lol but the abrasiveness is appropos for your determination. Plus, you prove what I already know and maybe others might take on board, that the fucking can stay great if you BOTH are all in.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 12:19 PM
3

How to feel instead of analyze? I usually start by stabbing myself really hard in the thigh with a knife. First, I feel that it hurts like a motherfucker. Then, I analyze the angle of penetration and just how sharp the knife is. Works every time.
/r/askMRP29/04/16 02:35 AM
1

Agree. I'm sure there's more than one dude here with a spreadsheet that he will insist can prove me wrong lol, and yes there probably exists some SMALL percentage of women who really DO have actual medical problems related to menstration but MOSTLY I think it's used as an excuse to indulge in ridiculous behavior. As ridiculous as that run on sentence I just typed. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/16 02:03 AM
1

See if he finds his way to r/femalehate lol
/r/askMRP28/04/16 11:34 PM
2

I'm with ya on this, but you're probably a voice in the wilderness on the topic. I can't understand the need for an app when to tell you when she's on the rag but it seems pretty popular here. If you live with a woman you already know what's going on with her lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 10:59 PM
1

Lol. They don't get none. The comedy stylings of 14 year olds.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 06:52 PM
1

I suppose there must have been some good girls, but they did not interest teenage me of course. Lol. There was many a slutty Mary-Brigid and Colleen to be had at Our Lady of Perpetual Hypocrisy High School. (Name changed to protect the guilty lol!) Ever get belted by a nun? Some of them can hit pretty damn hard. I also learned a lot of good nun jokes. Do you know why they call them nuns?
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 06:42 PM
2

Damn. They sound just like the Catholic school girls I knew growing up. Except for the arranged marriages. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 06:27 PM
2

"Gorgeous." - my google search confirms there are many. (Minus the one with the beard lol.)
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 06:15 PM
5

Lol!! Lol!! This is funny I thought it was really going to be a picture of her "older" I remember thinking she was good looking ha ha !
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 03:42 PM
7

Maybe it's just me, but my definition of a high status woman doesn't include intolerant, self-righteous, and lazy.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 03:37 PM
1

That or too much Chris Brown on Pandora. Lol
/r/askMRP28/04/16 02:39 PM
2

Dude, the situation you describe is so decidedly not super. Half the time you are incapable of determing if your wife has an O? Not super. Women think O's are super. Women do not think whiny, angry, panicky sex pest behavior is super. It seems there might be a system here you can employ to assist you with solving your problem. It would be super if you used it.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 01:49 PM
4

Yeah sounds like a real laugh riot.
/r/askMRP28/04/16 12:03 PM
1

I would never do it. I don't want any more children four's enough I'm pretty sure, but if I changed my mind and wanted to I could. I'd hate not having that option. What if I get remarried and feel the need lol???
/r/askMRP28/04/16 01:27 AM
4

Yeah well you've got plenty of company here in spreadsheet land lol
/r/MarriedRedPill28/04/16 01:01 AM
2

You have a sense of proportion that some others do not have or are yet to develop.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 11:35 PM
2

Lol, I hope that doesn't mean that your house is in the way of a planned highway expansion. If it ever comes to pass, here is all you need to know about eminent domain = you're fucked. On the job, that's a great situation to be in. You never know, they might surprise you. It might be worth taking a slightly lower offer if you wouldn't then have to pay moving expenses (or there were some other benefits you could negotiate that offset the slightly lower salary like more paid time off etc...) Remem…
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 08:27 PM
2

Brave new world lol
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 08:13 PM
1

Speaking generally, it's an interpersonal skill that needs "calibrating" (that's a fave right?) That gets lost in the mix of all this somehow. http://imgur.com/VNp1NgA
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 08:09 PM
2

Yes it's being an asshole. Do you really need an in-depth strategy to handle your wife thanking you for something? If the appropriate response eludes you in your zeal to "drive your message home" then for Christ's sake, just smile, don't speak.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 07:01 PM
1

Gotta disappoint lol, I was joking. (Some thirst for castration on Reddit apparently lol)
/r/askMRP27/04/16 06:19 PM
1

Show off.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 04:19 PM
1

You'd be wise to absolutely insist that she get evaluated. This story reminds me of how one of my children acted in middle school. Crying and whining about how they were the victim of unfair treatment from someone or other. When challenged to provide details or assured that you were going to help them resolve the situation it magically lessened in severity. Childish and manipulative. Sound familiar? And, don't say stupid shit about about your wife that embarrasses her in front of other people. M…
/r/askMRP27/04/16 04:12 PM
1

Laughing at cripples are ya now? Lol!! Not only am I vastly superior to that old man in every conceivable way, I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt.
/r/askMRP27/04/16 03:39 PM
1

Nothing. You already told her twice. Edit: No, I am not, in any way, endorsing, encouraging, trivializing, or suggesting tolerance of violence of any kind so stop messaging me.
/r/askMRP27/04/16 03:26 PM
2

Lol!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 02:36 PM
1

I have the funniest meme to illustrate how badly you suck at communicating with your wife. Alas, it is trapped forever (or maybe not) on my computer because I am such a fucktard that I can't quite figure out how to get it successfully from my computer to here. You're just as fucked in your inability to communicate effectively. What is the difference between us? You're dealing with a human being, soon to be the mother of your child. It's just me and my mac book. I am going to figure out this very…
/r/askMRP27/04/16 12:22 PM
1

How the hell could anyone but you know if you can change? Can you?
/r/MarriedRedPill27/04/16 10:47 AM
3

Everyone's depressed. I am too after reading this. Buddy you better hit the brakes before your family goes over the cliff. You've got the well being of two kids to worry about you can't keep living like this. You need to get her to a doctor and figure out if there is a diagnosable problem or she's just an immature bitch who doesn't think she's living if she isn't dying about some manufactured drama. After you take care of that you'll be better able to focus on finding your spine and your balls a…
/r/askMRP27/04/16 01:34 AM
1

It just kind of hit me the other day just how much talk of spreadsheets was going on here. I'm a lackadaisical (at best) record keeper in my personal life. I've also never felt the need to "document" anything. It hasn't been a problem. I'm not an engineer lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 11:52 PM
1

I bet you have loads of friends. Clearly this will not be your last star turn as a wedding speech maker.
/r/askMRP26/04/16 09:04 PM
1

Some experts have been known to liken him to that famous Papa. Lol
/r/askMRP26/04/16 09:01 PM
2

You did not oversell it when you predicted glorious. Lol!!
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 04:23 PM
1

Y'all listen. That's why he's the professor.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 03:54 PM
1

From zero to death in 6 seconds lol
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 03:31 PM
1

Work, and time better spent, you know, ....living......lol. (Baseball though man.....)
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 03:17 PM
3

She don't like you no more. Why don't she? You not likeable no more.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 02:41 PM
1

You're flexible, then there's hope. Standards are key. Yours and hers. Are your standards realistic? You'll never get everything you want in one woman, aim for your top 5 requirements. The standards of a woman who meets your standards, do you have what it takes to meet them? (I don't know much about MGTOW but the label evokes a quitter hiding in the woods because he can't hack the real world.) Maybe look into that? I'm one of the biggest fans of marriage here so I'm optimistic for you.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 02:05 PM
4

Ha! I do not know, nor do I understand the practice so must retreat to the fail safe of the weak, mockery, lol. Seriously though (which I so rarely am) to me it does not seem a useful tool for understanding people and I wonder if there is a relationship between the problem and the practice. But wtf do I know?
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 01:35 PM
2

Have you created a spreadsheet yet to help you wrestle this problem to the ground? Used it to graph your life experiences so far? No? Then don't start. I will say this, if you're looking for a "kind" woman who will be a good mother to your children I bet you can find one. She might not meet all your other criteria though, whatever they might be.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 12:29 PM
1

Lol!
/r/askMRP26/04/16 02:15 AM
10

Company's coming. This is "the show" for women. Stress is at an all time high especially if the coming guests include lots of other women who will judge them on their decor, the menu, flowers, art work, lighting, how the house looks and smells etc... That's how women are ya know. Even if it's just family coming.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/04/16 12:37 AM
1

Ok Tom, here's my relevant, non-sarcastic comments: expand your "I feel" and "I find" with more supporting details.
/r/askMRP26/04/16 12:30 AM
1

I should have tossed in an "lol" I guess.
/r/askMRP26/04/16 12:18 AM
1

Not at all Tom. I was just ribbing you about your use of slang "thots" and encouraging you to expand on your thoughts as I bet you've got something useful and interesting to share with us. That's all. Lol.
/r/askMRP26/04/16 12:03 AM
2

Yes you're all au courant. What's next? Yeti butts from Old Row? I'm old as dirt but I can spit them out too. What's your point besides: women bad.
/r/askMRP25/04/16 11:06 PM
1

Second the intermittent fasting. I have been doing this for years. I eat only between noon and 8pm each day sometimes longer depending, except for rare social occasions requiring otherwise. Unlike the rest of you, I love to run. Usually everyday, have done for two decades. My weight has not fluctuated more than 5 or 6 pounds in years.
/r/askMRP25/04/16 08:38 PM
2

Skip your toast then and just have the groom scream "I am the Prize bitches."
/r/askMRP25/04/16 07:43 PM
3

Got so many friends do ya that you can throw 'em away huh? Based on this question I doubt it.
/r/askMRP25/04/16 07:41 PM
2

He says he's been on TRP two years. What must he have been like before? 1 year 4 months to get it in. Lol. (In fairness tho, it's a rare teenage girl that doesn't cry just like its breathing.)
/r/askMRP25/04/16 06:08 PM
1

Far as I can see Chinny you're doing just what 19 year olds do, working on figuring out who the fuck you are. Don't fret, before its all done you'll get yours when you bump into the one who rips your heart right out of your chest and laughs while she sets it on fire. It's all just part of it. Considering that you're even bothering to take a contemplative approach I suspect you'll be just fine.
/r/askMRP25/04/16 05:42 PM
2

She can not forsake all others. That's the bottom line. How can anyone else tell you if you SHOULD care? You already know that you DO care. Should you burn it all down because she can not forsake all others? Only you can decide that given that you have children. You don't say (or at least I didn't think so) what authoritative source gave you this information.
/r/askMRP25/04/16 05:26 PM
1

Makes sense. Shared history etc...past conversations....like friends do.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 01:52 PM
3

Ha ha ha ha!! Very nice one. Coffee came out my nose. It hurt. Was worth it though.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 01:40 PM
3

Strategic move though because mystery becomes a legend most. (And I'm not talking about that one weird dude but something enigmatic or hard to explain lol)
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 12:10 PM
3

Should I run my home, wife, and 4 kids like a business? Excellent plan. Insightful. Should pay superb dividends for both you and your children. Particularly when they reach adulthood and during the heartwarming part where they tell you to fuck off, right before you never hear from them again.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 12:04 PM
1

Like how fucked up do you have to be to pretend to be a woman? I might should take a minute to give thanks to your fave zombie that I'm not crazy. Yet. Lol. After that I might be ready for for 4chan whatever it is. Lol!!
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 02:04 AM
2

Stating the obvious but still, some, really, really 'effin strange, strange people on Reddit....lol
/r/MarriedRedPill25/04/16 01:46 AM
3

The Curious Case of the Missing I.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 10:31 PM
2

This reads like a final exam question lol. My answer: you have your shit together. I expect a passing grade prof.
/r/askMRP24/04/16 08:56 PM
4

Be useful to frame those posts in terms of getting spouse on board for the approach, cuz like, you know, sometimes married couples fight about money.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 07:59 PM
4

Mo money is mo better. No argument. You can buy a new phone with it. This might be more useful for the reader if you shared how you, personally, got all those large sums to be sitting in all those various accounts.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 07:42 PM
2

You sound like a busy guy who isn't around much even though you've got two children under age 5. Could that possibly be affecting her attitude? What's she "getting back" at you for? Or is it that what you're offering isn't that enticing, your value is just low? Idk, jw. If I was home with two preschoolers the last thing that would get me hot and bothered is my spouse kicking my ass in the kitchen.
/r/askMRP24/04/16 06:37 PM
1

Don't try to fall gradually off a cliff, you can't. Ramp it up one step at a time.
/r/askMRP24/04/16 05:58 PM
1

Maybe she was just, you know, "checking in" so her FB friends would know she was in pound town. lol
/r/askMRP24/04/16 05:35 PM
0

You always be closing 60! Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 03:59 PM
2

Lol. Show me an in-law that can be pleased. I've yet to encounter one.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 02:44 PM
1

Best way to complement the shisha lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 02:31 PM
4

Your way forward seems clear since you can't fund, turn her out. Let us know how it goes. She might learn a thing or two that you'll enjoy, she'll be earning which will help your cash flow problem, plus it'll stave off destitution.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 12:46 PM
2

Lol! Lol!!! ( Who drinks milk in their coffee anyway? Light cream or die) that's how I do it in my basement anyway.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 12:39 PM
1

Or something even more permanent. I wonder if he was keeping a scrapbook too? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill24/04/16 03:03 AM
1

Literally a second after I made the joke it appeared. I did not need to create one this morning to understand why I did not get it in last night lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/04/16 07:35 PM
1

Is that a spreadsheet I see before me?
/r/MarriedRedPill23/04/16 06:36 PM
2

Ahhh...what this tells us is that you clearly do not have the requisite number of columns in your spreadsheet. lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/04/16 06:34 PM
3

I believe you are so right about this. The aftermath is terrible. One day my oldest daughters boyfriend got in his car, drove to a county park, sat under a tree, and blew his brains out. A "seemingly" happy go lucky college kid with a lot going for him. The effect on his parents, siblings, and my daughter was terrible to see. Inexplicable. To me.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/04/16 05:58 PM
2

This is really helpful. (Even I can understand it. Magic pipes lol.)
/r/MarriedRedPill23/04/16 04:01 PM
3

I was going to ask "how one of a kind" but it really doesn't matter does it? Things are just things and wasting precious energy mourning their loss (think engagement rings boys) is stupid. You fucked up. You apologized. The only lasting fallout from an event like this should be that it becomes enshrined in your "relationship folklore" and you get some gentle teasing occasionally over the years about doing something really dumb. ( Like the time my wife bought me a ladder for Christmas lol) Up to …
/r/askMRP23/04/16 03:56 PM
3

Getting someone's undivided attention is now a rarity and a luxury. I have two iPhones. On all the time. I like them. Very much. But never when eating a meal with someone or in a meeting. I expect that reciprocity. I do not like talking on the phone but as far as I'm concerned texting is one of the greatest inventions ever. Right up there with the ice maker, air conditioning, and the tv remote.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/04/16 09:57 PM
0

Joking surely. Edit:not you, PTDU, in his advice
/r/askMRP22/04/16 09:02 PM
1

All this drama because you refuse to step and fetch an iPad? What am I missing? The sooner you set some reasonable boundaries and remain consistent the better off you'll be. There's no need to be a dick though. If you are standing right next to the iPad then by all means hand it over. If you've got one foot out the door and it's upstairs, if she is able bodied and she doesn't have a "babe in arms" then it's not a reasonable request. I'd deep six that convo though cuz if you can't manage the erra…
/r/askMRP22/04/16 06:45 PM
3

This can all just be handled with a round of golf with the judge at his favorite fundraiser tournament even if it is raising funds for the development of an assistant sommelier training program at the local vo tech.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/04/16 01:48 PM
1

The best way to get what you want from someone is to ask for it. He will give it. Or not.
/r/askMRP22/04/16 12:28 PM
1

Lol! Really! First I say they are shitty whores, then I say they are not. There's just no pleasing some people is there? As you so rightly pointed out to me yesterday when you brushed me back from the plate, when you've "been here awhile" your perspective evolves. I'd love to employ your counter argument really I would but I've invested enough time already to see that it isn't a winner. As far as my wife goes......sainted or bacon loving whore? Hmm...my recall might not be what I think it is. Le…
/r/MarriedRedPill22/04/16 10:43 AM
3

Lol! Lawyers. Always robbing someone.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/04/16 02:15 AM
1

LOL! Winner.
/r/askMRP22/04/16 01:44 AM
4

You graphed your sexual frequency and rejection rate? I just can not get my head around you dudes and your spreadsheets. Really wtf? Your life is just bound to improve if you cut that shit out. There is no spreadsheet salvation.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/04/16 01:37 AM
5

Just like you fake doc I wondered the same thing and thought it might be the children reaching a certain age more than anything else.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 09:51 PM
1

Hey rube!
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 04:34 PM
2

You should start a spreadsheet on it then it'd all become clear to you lol
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 04:21 PM
3

If you do crossfit and you're vegan which do you tell people first ?
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 04:17 PM
2

Excellent! The invisible hand lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 01:23 PM
2

I get ya lol, the vaunted 3.5 inches it takes to satisfy a woman. Love that old joke.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 12:58 PM
2

Is this related to the last one where you weren't motivated to do anything much because you're fucking all the time?
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 10:48 AM
3

I think you might be a tad off on this one, maybe even a tad more than carried away in paragraphs three and four. When my wife wanted kimchi for dinner she damn well wanted kimchi for dinner and if she wanted salmon then it was salmon on the table and that's what you were eating. Definite decisions were made, by her. Now she was no Rachel Carson or Aung San Suu Kyi but she could damn sure be definitive. She was ace at parallel parking although she did end up wrecking every car I bought her lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/04/16 02:41 AM
0

When you catch her with Hilary doing her then talk to us about frame Daddy lol. Edit: Hilarity fans here apparently. This is a joke boys. Humorless gits all up in this lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/04/16 11:11 PM
3

I can't think of any superlative adequate to describe this one really.
/r/askMRP20/04/16 03:59 PM
3

Very, very nice one. I recall quite well both of those pieces of advice. I can easily tolerate being told I am the equivalent of a beehive hair do. As it happens I've used both yours and his, (his, it pains me to admit, with an old friend of my wife's lol) to my absolute benefit. It's probably the same for the others who wander in.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/04/16 03:20 PM
3

There's many a stupider and more slipshod thinker here who could benefit so much more from the back of your hand. Why ya got such a hard on for him?
/r/MarriedRedPill20/04/16 11:43 AM
2

Nobody can tell you what's best for your kids but the thing about cleaning their rooms caught my attention. For what it's worth, with four, my wife and I decided that wouldn't be a priority for us. ( and I'm a super near freak too lol) we just told em close your bedroom doors. More important priorities were staying out of trouble (at school etc), good grades, and being a reasonably pleasant person to live with, getting along with siblings etc. Clean rooms just didn't seem to matter. Interestingl…
/r/MarriedRedPill20/04/16 02:00 AM
5

I can't even think of an adjective to describe the level of detail in your record keeping.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 08:40 PM
1

Lol!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 05:33 PM
2

Be wary though he might really be saying...try being me, it's always worked for me. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 05:22 PM
1

Lol. Any sense he had is gone with the wind that's for sure.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 05:10 PM
1

Mewling...milquetoast...your consonance is particularly inspired today.
/r/askMRP19/04/16 04:36 PM
2

I like this for many reasons not the least of which is the basketball imagery. (Really, if you can't be absolutely unshakeable about your belief in yourself then who can be?) I like it so much in fact I may actually watch Fight Club lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 02:45 PM
1

FOMO! Love it. My kids say that all the time. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 02:34 PM
3

Lol. Sorry I'm busy searching for just the right unresolvable thing about which I can torture myself for eternity.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 01:35 PM
1

Unhelpful, surely. That I admit. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 01:31 PM
26

You're too stupid to live, really. And there ain't no more to say.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 12:59 PM
2

My only question. How long are ya gonna keep us waiting for the next installment?
/r/MarriedRedPill19/04/16 01:34 AM
1

Omar, Omar, Omar, .... you know what's going on, 'cmon dude. If there's one thing I fucking hate it's people who involve their children in the hostilities, she should not be doing that. I know you'll get some really good advice here. Follow it! I wish you luck, I really do.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 10:25 PM
1

Lol for me it would have been certain death lol.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 08:13 PM
2

Ah I get ya. Makes sense. He should get it sorted out right away then. I think it's important to share your expectations early on. It's just not necessary to do everything all together all of the time. I also think women especially make the mistake of thinking that it's an indictment of the quality of their relationship if you don't enjoy doing everything all together all the time. You have to teach them otherwise. Like some couples can't handle the idea of separate vacations which to me can be …
/r/askMRP18/04/16 08:13 PM
4

There is nothing fucked up about staying home. Just because they may think it's fucked up doesn't mean it really is fucked up. My point being that some level of independence and space (particularly when it comes family visits) is NOT an unreasonable expectation in an LTR.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 06:40 PM
1

I don't know how "L" your LTR is but she absolutely should go visit her family alone. For both of you your free time is finite and there really is no compelling reason for you to have to spend yours (other than as an occasional compromise) in ways you detest. A healthy relationship allows space for independent interests and should provide for wide latitude in enduring each other's families. Don't buy into the myth that you can have it all. Seriously dude, begin as you mean to go on.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 05:52 PM
2

"Fake doc." Lol. You MUST have laughed out loud at that. It's such a pussy riposte it's not even a riposte. Lol lol lol
/r/MarriedRedPill18/04/16 03:41 PM
1

Redundant systems. Key to business success. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill18/04/16 02:32 PM
3

Right. Which is why he should just cut his losses on the ring.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 01:39 PM
1

Foul. That's moving the goal posts
/r/askMRP18/04/16 01:38 PM
3

Lol to be 27 again. I do wonder though how he found the time to write this what with all fantasy going on. Oh wait, is this but another fantasy?
/r/MarriedRedPill18/04/16 10:38 AM
0

So many extraneous details. I kept envisioning you as some latter day Jean Paul Belmondo lol. Is this really about FB pics? You already know what to do with them. Work on getting rid of the reason you don't want to do it.
/r/askMRP18/04/16 10:09 AM
1

:)
/r/askMRP17/04/16 08:50 PM
1

Oh you mean I've benefited too? Yes absolutely and definitively. And at a very critical juncture in my life.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 08:18 PM
1

Right you are. You know me, I can't be serious for a damn minute. Kidding aside, as you already know, I'm in awe of what you all do. The generosity of it is incredible and I really like watching it in action.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 07:52 PM
1

You give them dog shit lol. Sorry couldn't resist. It was just wobbling across the plate.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 07:35 PM
1

Nice one ! I was beginning to think that was all you had lol. Glad to see you can bring it, and go lights out, when a big fat wobbly one (that could not possibly be unexpected!) gets lobbed across the plate right at you. I'm sure you were never in danger of dropping to 15, even if you were unwilling to drop daddy's little girl in the grease.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 07:07 PM
1

Measurement concluded.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 03:25 PM
1

Ha. You're safe from me in that regard as I don't even know what it means (well I do now I just googled it so thanks) let alone how to go about doing it. Lol. So, back to women, dog shit, and bacon. Now I'm just trying to take your measure because I think you speak as you find and so do I. Your daughter, is her destiny foretold in /r/femalehate?
/r/askMRP17/04/16 02:50 PM
1

Lol. It's the parent in me. Things could go badly awry for a very angry, very impressionable young man if he steps in that one pile of dog shit too far. You know, after he's been let down, again, by his elders and betters. In other news, who knew that all the gas I bought in the city was lining the pockets of the vor v zakonye?
/r/askMRP17/04/16 01:17 PM
2

Ha! By his own admission yes. You see where I'm going. Got experience leading a witness? Lol.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 11:37 AM
2

Jealousy! Interesting choice. May I ask are all your children sons?
/r/askMRP17/04/16 11:04 AM
1

Hmmm $99 times 4. $396! I might just be able to swing it. That's if I stop buying bacon though. Lol.
/r/askMRP17/04/16 10:54 AM
2

Genius you! Bacon is irresistible innit? Can't argue with that. Lol!!! At least you gave it the old college try this time. Nice job. In fact, next time I see any of my children imma look 'em over real close, try to make sure they look like at least a little something like me. I never say never lol. Cuz...bacon lol
/r/askMRP17/04/16 03:07 AM
1

Yeah..hilarious
/r/askMRP17/04/16 02:32 AM
1

Exactly. Fwiw I just finished listening to your podcasts on YouTube. The displays of value one is very interesting. How'd you get into this originally? Jw.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/04/16 01:12 AM
2

Lol. Nice one! That's all you got though?
/r/askMRP17/04/16 12:13 AM
1

Lol. I meant I don't know what a blooper is. And the second part referring to the /r/femalehate that Jack10 referred to. Their rule # 5 inviting readers to share stories of raping someone and getting away with it hence my referring to it as dog shit lol.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 11:56 PM
2

Lucky for me any feelings of worthlessness have been short lived. I mainly don't care what other people do and like I said, If you're fucking Christ on the cross and he's up for it, go you. It seems you've got it on lock and who knows if my wife had fucked the gardner I might do exactly the same. I can't get behind (not that it matters I know) your rule #5 even if it is a big "nudge nudge" "wink wink" joke designed to lure in fish to populate the barrel you're shooting into, it's dog shit lol.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 11:36 PM
2

Blooper? I don't care if he fucks Christ on the cross, more power to him. As long as Christ is up for it and he doesn't have to resort to any illegal means in order to get it in.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 08:09 PM
2

To which I reply: duh.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/04/16 07:20 PM
1

Take a read, if you haven't already, of the rules in female hate.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 06:12 PM
1

Don't tell /u/[deleted], he hates all performance art and knows why too lol. I was going to say your moms a performance artist but then she'd be out with Stoney.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 04:47 PM
3

Too late.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 02:40 PM
5

Christ. I read through it. I have a robust vocabulary but even I don't have words to describe that dog shit. It's good to know what's behind the curtain, and it ain't the powerful oz. I don't want to trivialize anyone's betrayal but calling that a disproportionate response is putting it lightly, children involved or not. It's so much worse than a 17 year old girlfriend. That shit's cartoonish. No man of discernment, sense or education could endorse that. My first serious girlfriend "betrayed" me…
/r/askMRP16/04/16 01:42 PM
1

That dynamic can apply to any number of topics. I thought it had to be something like a 17 yo gf (like a buddy of mine) or something. You're barely living up to your name, missing "I" or not lol.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 03:55 AM
4

This? This is it? The reason you're so controversial? No way. Tip my hat to you.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 03:14 AM
2

Spark notes version lol
/r/askMRP16/04/16 02:43 AM
2

I read this last night then it disappeared. Your story's almost Dickensian, seriously. I can't wait for the next installment.
/r/askMRP16/04/16 01:33 AM
5

It's not unconscious. She doesn't want you to change.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 10:56 PM
1

Interesting. Good review, so it's now on my kindle. I'll be finding out.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 07:17 PM
1

Lol!!! I thought it was all gentrified Park Slope food co ops now and franchised Grimaldis? And, your mom's a torpedo
/r/askMRP15/04/16 07:04 PM
1

Everyone's a critic. It's not that bad.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 06:58 PM
2

Wow... the canned goods you must have...is it one year's worth for each wife?
/r/askMRP15/04/16 06:45 PM
1

Your mom messed up my world view.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 06:34 PM
1

Correct. A little creativity goes a long way too and helps guard against the feeling that you have to do everything "her" way when it comes to chores. Sometimes in the summer I used to line my kids up in the yard, squirt 'em with soap and hose 'em off. Let them run themselves ragged and then hose 'em off again. She hated it ("trashy") they loved it. I just said "they're clean aren't they?"
/r/askMRP15/04/16 05:39 PM
0

Ah, I get ya. I wonder why some of these guys even have children as they seem like children themselves. BC failure? Who knows? All the whining about the lack of recognition for the simplest accomplishments. Is this the legacy of "everyone gets a participation trophy?" l admit I do miss my wife cooking all my meals, picking up my dry cleaning and handling all the thousand other domestic details but I'm more than capable of doing it all myself. I have daily proof. Lol.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 03:30 PM
2

I did! You're the one who told him "you do you." Or did you not mean "get fucked?" Lol. Men who begrudge the time it takes to care for their own children piss me off.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 03:15 PM
1

"Periodic bitching." Lol. Seriously though, if you can "totally embrace" that perspective then the periodic bitching will be greatly diminished (not totally of course because you are married to a woman) therefore leaving you very little to "counter."
/r/askMRP15/04/16 02:56 PM
2

Is this about chores? If you're raking in so much and she is working why aren't you all paying people to do shit you don't want to do? That'll give her adequate free time to worship you and your income they way she should do right?
/r/askMRP15/04/16 10:28 AM
1

You know what? All this "relationship" stuff doesn't mean dick if you don't get your shit together. Embrace those priorities you just articulated and don't look back.
/r/askMRP15/04/16 12:45 AM
1

It's the Guardian for fucks sake. Might as well be subtitled England's Vagina.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 06:03 PM
1

Nice one.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 05:48 PM
1

I like it but I'm not crazy for it like some guys. Truth be told, I prefer solitary pursuits like running and reading. I'd also prefer a game of tennis to a round of golf but it's been more difficult (or has been for me?) to find more than a few people to play. I started playing golf because my father and grandfather played golf and they started me off. It's come in handy for business/socializing but my inability to improve appreciably frustrates me. The socializing part particularly is useful f…
/r/MarriedRedPill14/04/16 05:36 PM
1

The best way to learn? Play, play, play, and play some more. Play with lots of different players, play in tournaments (start with fundraiser tournaments cuz nobody cares if you suck as long as you spend) and join a club or a league. Also, accept that improving your game is very, very difficult. I started in HS and have been a member of a club for years. I play twice a week. If I shoot under 88 I rejoice. My short game sucks but I can get off the tee well and I can putt. It's a good opportunity f…
/r/MarriedRedPill14/04/16 05:16 PM
2

"I am no longer superman in his eyes." If you are doing your job as a father it will take much, much more than a back injury to make your son no longer see you as Superman. That is all I have to say as I can't find a Foghat reference to include.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/04/16 04:08 PM
1

I heard it from a buddy in college, he was from Knoxville. I thought it was a southern thing.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 02:16 PM
1

Ha! I'm still plenty fresh. My normal precision in expression deserted me while I pondered how many times those ashes could still get hauled in one day.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 02:03 PM
1

OP, if you can't take away anything else from this, TFA's last sentence is some seriously good advice. Believe me when I tell you that when you're in your 50s a lifetime of eating right and keeping very fit makes all the difference. You won't go 9 times, but you'll still go. Lol.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 01:21 PM
1

Ha! I think you got it.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 10:55 AM
1

Ha! Daddy's love and approval as always lol
/r/askMRP14/04/16 10:50 AM
1

The latter? The good thing about boutique law firms is that, internally, there's very little biz speak about "synergistic enterprise swim lane relationship management." It's mainly just F bombs.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/04/16 12:52 AM
1

Better than the original which is rare. Kodachrome S & G's high point IMO.
/r/askMRP14/04/16 12:22 AM
1

Anyone in my firm who utters the word "paradigm" gets punched in the neck. Not really lol. They just get told to get fucked lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/04/16 12:09 AM
2

Ha!! You are no doubt correct. I must not have been too unbearably harsh as I heard from 3 of my 4 today. And none were asking for money lol.
/r/askMRP13/04/16 10:22 PM
1

About the former, he says not. About the latter, very likely. He's the same age as my oldest son who coincidentally just became a father himself. Plus today may be one of the two days out of seven (on average) that I fail, and marinate in my own rage.
/r/askMRP13/04/16 09:58 PM
2

Let me tell you something son, I don't know what circumstances led to this chick being the first one to touch your dick instead of some slut in junior high. But maybe you should look into that and do whatever it takes to make sure you've got other options because from what you've written, what you've got now is an option that you already have to "fix" and you aren't up for it yet. Good luck.
/r/askMRP13/04/16 08:07 PM
1

Damn! That photo looks like it could be a Tracey Emin installation. Lol
/r/askMRP13/04/16 06:03 PM
1

Ha ha!
/r/askMRP13/04/16 05:19 PM
1

Good points all. Nobody was sloppier than me for sure. Lol. It also seems unduly gleeful, like the regret is fake. "I feel like a bad person a little for these complex emotions...I'm human." Sex drive in pregnancy varies from woman to woman I'm sure. My wife always became even MORE voracious but some get sick. I don't know, if he was my son I'd kick his ass. Lol.
/r/askMRP13/04/16 05:17 PM
2

Not at all. I may have read a more moronic piece of prose at some point but I can't think of when. The entire thing reads like one giant oxymoron with each statement contradicting either the previous or the following. Sounds like complete exaggerated crap to me. There may be a kernel of truth in there somewhere, but where? On the other hand, maybe I'm just an insensitive prick. Doubt it though.
/r/askMRP13/04/16 04:55 PM
12

Are you really a fucktard or are you just playing one here?
/r/askMRP13/04/16 04:17 PM
1

"Except for a little wear and tear!" I can't recall the last time I laughed so hard. My secretary just popped in to see what's so funny. I don't think she would really want to know.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/04/16 01:50 PM
2

Yep, I'll give you that! And just as with investing "advice" it's mostly useless and from people who don't know dick about it or are trying to sell you something. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/04/16 01:47 PM
1

Ok. Fine. You're no doubt right, although it just faded into the background. Not buying you a car though despite the insight. Lol
/r/askMRP13/04/16 01:54 AM
3

Yes I know, it's in the canon. Lol
/r/askMRP12/04/16 11:19 PM
1

Nice one!
/r/askMRP12/04/16 11:12 PM
2

What do you expect when you tell women it's their fat thighs that are really the problem, not your shoddy yoga pants at $100 a pop.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 10:40 PM
1

"With you in large part due to the financial security you could provide" Now that I'm dating again this very much weighs on me.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 10:31 PM
2

Is there any other topic upon which so much conflicting advice is available? Shoot me now.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 09:37 PM
1

Ha!! And here I had been rejoicing that I'd be getting out of buying so many cars since she was always smashing them up. Lol. Maybe protected me from the dreaded "divorce rape."
/r/askMRP12/04/16 09:13 PM
1

I get ya. i never benefited from it anyway. My children will though. Which is good enough for me.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 08:51 PM
1

What is DT? Aren't you "mr money doesn't affect your smv?" Lol. My wife was rentier which is s polite euphemism for people who can live off of what they inherit but she still married me. So they may not be out of your league as you think.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 08:41 PM
1

Ha! You must have missed the time I told Paradoxthatdrivesus that his wife is a total cunt. Lol
/r/askMRP12/04/16 08:17 PM
2

Spoken like someone who never had an 8 year old. I suspect the problem with these young men is that they just don't grasp the idea of "fading away." I see this running through all these stupid break up scenarios. Why? They're so used to documenting all their shit on social media where everything starts out "officially." Fucked up and undignified.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 07:08 PM
1

I'm actively rooting for this guy.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 06:57 PM
1

It's your "hamster wheel" that needs to be broken. Move on.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 06:07 PM
2

Ok Hunter S, so this dialog doesn't resonate with you. This guy is using it to figure out some things in his own life. Save your derision for someone more deserving of it. It's unwarranted in this case.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 04:28 PM
2

That's another lol! So you're both really 5'7 size 4 blondes with big tits and even bigger IQs?
/r/askMRP12/04/16 01:17 PM
1

Is that Pink Floyd's Money I hear playing?
/r/askMRP12/04/16 01:03 PM
1

Ehhh. You're over-reacting. What's up that some bad manners catapult you into this state of agitation? Rhetorical question.
/r/askMRP12/04/16 12:03 PM
1

The elements of the Shawshank Redemption make compelling mechanisms for you to make your points. The scene where Andy contrives to get them beer after working on the roof always resonated with me. It's really about their dignity as men. Something that many men are all too willing to give up in pursuit and retention of pussy.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 01:29 AM
1

"Disrespect has tapered off almost completely." Way to go dude! I'm sure you're not mistaken and you are getting IOIs. Tank the self doubt, keep standing tall, and be confident.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 12:54 AM
2

"Using fictional media to demonstrate a point in the real world." Fuck! BPP, I'm crushed man, has my lifelong love affair with literature been generally ridiculous? Say it ain't so BPP! Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/16 12:18 AM
9

Rotten fruit really lol
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 11:41 PM
4

Your muse? What is it exactly she is inspiring you to? Or is she a client? I'm confused.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 11:12 PM
3

Get the dinner before you fuck.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 11:06 PM
1

Typical. How is that gay? Duh- naked women are the number one subject of art. Lol Met's got to be #1 worldwide no doubt. It's got it all. Athough the Art Institue has that great armor collection. My faves: Isabella Stewart Gardner, the Getty in LA, Tate Modern, and the Uffizi. Hope to get to the Hermitage before I die. There was a performance artist at work in Denver , kneeling, knitting in a tent. Invited me to knit. Nope. She was no Maria lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 09:21 PM
1

Very solid. I'll buy it. I find painting and sculpture more accomplished. Checked out the Denver Art Museum, very fine collection across the board for a regional museum.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 08:35 PM
1

Ha! I get ya. All performance art? Maria Abromovic is pretty interesting, (weird too) but compelling (I've dropped a couple of her quotes in comments I've made here btw lol) Lot of it's crap though for sure. Toxic levels of pretentiouness.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 07:59 PM
1

I will, but lightly, since I first saw it in a museum lol. She's considered "fine art" but it illustrates your idea.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 07:35 PM
1

That is why they think this skewed worldview according to Tracey Emin: http://www.saatchigallery.com/artists/artpages/tracey_emin_i_got_all.htm
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 07:08 PM
2

Nude photos? On the strength of your writing alone? That surprises me it really does, but I guess it shouldn't. Hemingway was a lady killer. Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 03:37 PM
3

This is almost as inspiring as Whitman's "Oh Captain! My Captain!" Doesn't seem as real though lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 03:19 PM
1

Lol. Return trip. Same shit. Delays on top of delays. That airport hates me.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 05:40 AM
1

Lol. I'll just finish my beer. And keep quiet.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 01:22 AM
1

Gauge22 is a shotgun right? That's who. Lol. Says it all.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 01:08 AM
1

Loaded gun?
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 12:56 AM
1

I've found the best way to get what you want in life is to ask for it. Do you really not know how to negotiate? Let me help you. (Feel free to take what I say with a grain of salt. I am, after all, sitting in an airport bar. Have I ever mentioned that DFW airport is a shit hole standing between me and my desitnation? That something always goes awry here? And, I'm drinking a Stella. Yes, beer, but I don't give a shit, I ran the steps at Red Rocks twice this weekend so I might even have TWO!!) Mak…
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 12:52 AM
1

Sounds good. I'll buy it! I'm ill equipped really to debate the topic. I try to stay focused on practicalities. I prefer my philosophy lessons delivered via literature.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/04/16 12:00 AM
3

You go from zero to 100 damn quick don't ya?
/r/askMRP10/04/16 06:21 PM
6

Stop entertaining fantasies. You already know she can't commit, not really. And there ain't no more to say.
/r/askMRP10/04/16 06:07 PM
2

Ha! Nice one. I'll get it yet.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 01:41 PM
1

If that's in reference to Ted then I'll remind you the Zodiac was never caught. If it's in reference to my lack of facility with simple computer tasks then don't be throwing shade.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 12:45 PM
1

I thought "gets it" meant sex that's why I soldiered on through the Ted Cruz biography.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 04:00 AM
1

What will you do when Hilarity beats him? Canada? Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 03:50 AM
1

Yeah i was trying to put the meme in but I still can't do imgur then put it under.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 03:39 AM
1

I heard Ted Cruz is likely the Zodiac Killer. He could probably make your wife, or anyone really, say anything.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 03:34 AM
1

Rod McKuen next? Stop and smell the patchouli. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/04/16 01:33 AM
1

Love it! "A famous well intentioned zombie." I'm so slow. I finally get it. Really did lol.
/r/askMRP09/04/16 08:40 PM
2

Forget the fucking ring. It's just "stuff" you can use as an excuse to prolong the inevitable. Just chalk up the cost as an investment in saving yourself from marrying a cheating whore.
/r/askMRP09/04/16 01:52 PM
1

You're still pretty fucked. You have a thirst for revenge. Understandable. How could it possibly be any better quenched than by ending it immediately with very limited explanation? You get on with your life and be much better off without her. Bonus: it'll greatly diminish the enjoyment she gets out of "Chad" fucking her. The first time anyway.
/r/askMRP09/04/16 12:52 PM
2

It's like for Christ's sake stand around with your dick in your hand a bit longer that'll help solve the problem. Good for you, hope that means you have offers on the table. Don't forget to negotiate!! I'm always suspicious when someone says yes immediately. Makes you think they can't get anyone else to bite.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 07:36 PM
2

This whole things the dumbest shit I've seen here. And it's gotten the most traction. But consider the audience.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 07:23 PM
1

i was going to give you an alternative deconstruction but on further thought you're probably right and that's why he can't get it in anyway.
/r/askMRP08/04/16 06:34 PM
1

It must be those two qualities that make it impenetrable to me. I don't get it.
/r/askMRP08/04/16 05:30 PM
0

No value other than child care? Why bother then?
/r/askMRP08/04/16 05:10 PM
1

Right and the other thing has to do with the issue of child support and custody. It's as if the child in question is frozen in time and in the care of the mother. Childhood is the shortest part of their life and the bulk of your relationship with your child will be after they reach adulthood.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 05:00 PM
2

I've finally read through all these comments. You certainly engendered debate which is good. Obviously guys can do whatever they want but lots of the arguments seem to me like they just want a guarantee that nothing will go awry. I invest in stocks because I know that over the long term they'll make me money even though there's a possibility I might get stuck with one like worldcom. I never feared the spectre of "divorce rape" never gave it a thought and not because I'm without assets. I sure wo…
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 04:40 PM
1

You should, it's good to reconnect. I can see why my buddy likes living in Denver. Ran in the City Park in the morning, Rockies in the distance. Very nice. Joints full of geese tho, I gave them the finger and told them fuck off back to Canada.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 03:05 PM
2

Like you, I'm not a fan of Rand. To me, slogging through her crap = torture. Unlike you, I've always known what was in my self-interest even though I didn't always act accordingly lol. (Hence the ass-kickings both physical and metaphorical I mentioned the other day.) My point is that although I'm much too pedestrian to be interested in granular discussions of philosophy I can tell you this: I have several charities that I am interested in that I support with my time and my money. It would maximi…
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 12:25 PM
1

Nah. Let's be practical not pure. Not one or the other. One after the other. Get 'em in the right order. You're gold.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 11:32 AM
2

Right you were. Long time since I've passed through here. Having a meet up with some of my old fraternity brothers, for golf etc. They're all divorced!! Met for drinks tonight, I don't spend much time in bars but it was interesting that I found myself watching all the interactions through an RP lense. I've drunk the kool aid.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 02:30 AM
1

Trippy lol. Well, I am in Denver at the moment.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/04/16 12:21 AM
3

It can. The definition of "work" is different man to man. Plus, hardly even know for sure who you are until you're 30.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 08:21 PM
3

Ahh recent fare must have altered my depth perception. I can no longer distinguish the Marianas trench from a drainage ditch.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 07:43 PM
1

Superb. The depth. It might haven given me the bends. I do lots of volunteer work. I wish more people would.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 07:23 PM
4

If I can ever get out of the Dallas airport AND I can find a worthy woman I will get married again even though I sometimes think I won't I know I will. It can work.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 05:49 PM
1

I much preferred my daughters rap/hip hop phase during HS to her country music phase during middle school. Now it's EDM. She sends me music to listen to and I try my damndest to reply with something to prove its derivative of something I already know. Latest round, one to me for the near dupe of O Superman she sent. My taste did not stop evolving lol. Chainsmokers and Frank Ocean.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 05:37 PM
1

Fuck Texas. Spacer state, you know, for keeping the coasts apart. Edit: touchy touchy lol. Humor relieves the tedium of travel ya know
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 03:19 PM
1

Have I just outed myself as "not a VIP?" Must be why at the moment I'm stuck in this shit hole Dallas airport and not in a G6. Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 03:13 PM
1

Ahhh money making scheme. What else.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 03:00 PM
1

I know lol. Nothing like listening to a bunch of adolescent girls in plaid skirts and Alice bands belting out "I'm a Zoe" and "ice cream paint job." In my wife's 10 year old Volvo.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 02:59 PM
1

Yes. Heard it many times while doing my turn at the school run car pool. I really didn't know bottle service.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 10:08 AM
1

Like the G6 you are.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 09:50 AM
1

These are so well done as always. If only you weren't married already, then I could drop ship my oldest daughter to you. Lol. The Lewis Carroll imagery is effective and captures the transformative power of what you're doing. "It's no use going back to yesterday, I was a different person then."
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 02:04 AM
6

You're right. I can't imagine any circumstances under which I'd argue with my wife about the cost of a bottle of booze. I had to google "bottle service in a club" as I wasn't completely sure what it meant. Every year on my birthday my wife would bake me an angel food cake (which I love) even though she claimed it wasn't "real food." Indulging my low brow taste in desserts was celebration enough for me! Consequently, she didn't expect a brass band either. Edit: I knew that when my wife was about …
/r/MarriedRedPill07/04/16 01:02 AM
19

I don't understand these big birthday blow outs for adults. Seems ridiculous and self indulgent to me. Plus the "obligatory" nature of it sucks. So it's your birthday. Big deal. I prefer decent treatment every day rather than giving or receiving an empty gesture once a year so I didn't do it. And it's not because I'm a cheap bastard either lol. It makes the diamond bracelet on a milestone birthday a lot more meaningful. Just as an aside, the etiquette training I got was, you invite, you pay. Bra…
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 10:54 PM
1

The quotes around dating are because you really mean fucking? I gather that nowadays "dating" means exclusive. As opposed to "talking" which I have actually heard a post age 40 person say. When I said dating in my comment to the Chang chai check guy LN (that I made not because I didn't mean what I said but I am "dealing with life" lol and the FTAs comments etc) I meant like the old fashioned, "do you want to do X,y,z at such and such time?" And yes, and sex, and repeat.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 06:04 PM
2

Ain't that the truth. And since I'm sitting here pondering the "when is an LTR like a marriage" post I'll add that a diamond ring would be another very good example.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 05:17 PM
1

Certainly an accomplishment worth commemorating. In deference to it I'll even refrain from making a Magellan joke.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 05:02 PM
1

Yeah I put the tide box out for him. But only after I learned you had a tatoo.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 04:45 PM
1

Clearly it did. Only one of us is a doctor and it ain't me.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 04:31 PM
1

I'm kidding. Not every school can be Villanova! Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 04:25 PM
1

I don't believe shit that comes out of the U of Michigan. Plus, the phrase "discrepent genetic and social fatherhood" isn't as fun to say as cuck.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 04:22 PM
1

The new math.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 04:14 PM
2

Yes, he really ought to be answering your bullet number one. The way forward is clear either way but still that isn't something you'd just do on a whim.
/r/askMRP06/04/16 03:47 PM
1

Top kek!
/r/askMRP06/04/16 01:22 PM
10

My hat's off to you brother. Reading about your courage and determination is humbling. It will soon be a year that my wife of more than 30 years died, a bald, shrivelled, 90 pound comatose lump in a hospice bed. I was so drained from the experience of 9 months of watching powerlessly as she was eaten alive by cancer that once I got through the funeral I did nothing but sit in a chair in my living room for about a month. It took me another full month before I went back to the office and many furt…
/r/MarriedRedPill06/04/16 01:34 AM
2

Then let me invite you to relocate the efforts of your rapier like intellectual focus to where those cheating wives congregate thereby ensuring you every opportunity to more fully explore how the marital discord of others makes you feel. It's unclear if, (cognitively was it? It was, I'm sure) your seemingly purposeful stupidity allows you to understand that what I'm saying is fuck off. L. O. L.
/r/askMRP06/04/16 12:24 AM
3

I've read thousands and thousands of novels in my life. You should write one. It's all right there. You can put the tide box on the cover. I'm pretty sure I'm as angry, if not angrier, than any of you but I sure as shit couldn't bring myself to share as unflinching an account of the precise specifics of why. I might crack apart. Permanently.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/04/16 09:49 PM
1

Hence my comment about the maple syrup he's cooking in the back yard. In the mind killer post.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 07:11 PM
1

Moi. Seems like anything might happen.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 06:56 PM
4

It's a good thing I'm a new chastened and inspired me because the old me would like to tell the sunny, patronizing you to fuck off. Oh no. I still need to work on me.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 06:16 PM
1

Tide boxes. Jesus. Some days I think I know a little something about the world. Then I find out I don't. Then I'm glad I don't.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 04:43 PM
1

I just read TFA's Rabbit Hole post and I felt so chastened and inspired to try at least to pay back some of the benefit that I've taken from here a la Stoney and others. But, then I read this and I have to ask: Is it really maple syrup you are making in the yard? Is that what they're calling it now?
/r/MarriedRedPill05/04/16 04:14 PM
3

But it's in the the canon. Lol.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 03:59 PM
2

I feel very chastened after reading this comment. You inspire as always.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/04/16 03:49 PM
2

It sounds like your wife does not grasp the imperative of presenting a united front to your children. It is critical that you develop this as soon as possible, especially before they become teenagers. Consistency is key, absolutely key. I also highly endorse the Gordon book. Maybe you could try having a conversation about this united front at a time, not in the midst of a conflict, when you can really discuss the long term ramifications of the dynamic going on in your family that you described i…
/r/askMRP05/04/16 01:19 PM
2

I don't see the point either but at least he sounds relatively normal this time so there's hope. F!N!B!
/r/askMRP05/04/16 12:27 PM
2

Hmmm that "dude" smells mocking lol but I don't care cuz FUCKING NOVA BABY!!!!! Did I mention that I'm in my office wearing my foam Will D. Cat head and signing off every email with F!N!B! Seriously though OP, if your wife makes a reasonable request of you, then grant it. If she is in the habit of making unreasonable requests then train her out of the habit as soon as you can, but do it in a reasonable way. And, FUCKING NOVA BABY!
/r/askMRP05/04/16 09:56 AM
1

Is that raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy? I heard I should watch it.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 02:10 AM
4

Well, in my mind you're gold on that one. I treated my wife like a queen but it sure didn't involve me being her "step and fetch it." You gotta help her revise those expectations.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 12:59 AM
3

Too cold? I thought this was going to be about the eternal, epic struggle every couple has about the thermostat. Too hot, too cold! You're killing me! Seriously though, is she in a cast or something? I assume her wallets in the car you're about to take? She should follow you out and get it if she needs it while you're gone or you can lob it to her from the driveway. Dude, you built a fucking deck? You're not worthless.
/r/askMRP05/04/16 12:43 AM
2

Where's all the info that really matters between the end of paragraph two and the start of paragraph three? How do you escalate from free tickets to hitting and biting and "you don't think she's fucking around?" Is it buried in the "I've had problems?" Have you photoshopped this event? Not attacking, just wondering.
/r/askMRP04/04/16 10:46 PM
1

Well, well and here ya are now fixin' them TBIs instead of doling 'em out. Doubting Thomases aside, I've been known to deal with life lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 08:16 PM
1

Leverage whatever is available to you. I solved the bullying problem with my daughter by visiting the school and telling the principal essentially the following: I don't give a shit about your policies or procedures. If you don't do something about this kid and the problem that she is causing my kid then my gifts to your annual fund and the capital campaign I've been leading for the new athletic complex is about to come to a screeching halt and not only that I will actively start working against…
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 07:57 PM
2

Maybe. But, but...Icarus AND Trump in a coherent narrative. Who'd want to miss that?
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 05:25 PM
3

Hit both those notes. Blue ribbon right there.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 05:13 PM
1

Lol! the beard!
/r/askMRP04/04/16 04:40 PM
0

Despite it being canonical MRP that your wife is a reflection of you, I believe that it is possible that "your wife may be a shitty person...or has become one." Possible, but based on what you've shared so far, not probable. Probably you. <drops mic> Edit: did you not just tell her explicitly that the "least" of your concerns was was "turned her on." Now you're bitching that she doesn't want to fuck. Disconnect?
/r/askMRP04/04/16 03:52 PM
2

Damn. That's about all there is to say right there.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 02:52 PM
1

That's good advice. I told my sons that the fear of the ass kicking is usually much worse than the ass kicking itself. I got several lol. Luckily only one of my boys inherited my smart mouth. My youngest daughter got bullied in middle school by some fat cunt. That was back in the days of MySpace. I eventually had to get involved to put a stop to it. Working with the other parent rarely accomplishes anything.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 02:05 PM
2

I hope he does it too! Girl bullies are the worst, the absolute worst. They only get worse as they get older, especially the middle school years. If they got some of the necessary correction early on they wouldn't be such cunts. I don't support the turn the other cheek crap I just think you have to be more effective in working with your son than the Great Santini.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 01:51 PM
2

Pondering the universality of this problem sure doesn't make it any easier to bear does it? It's painful for a father to watch. I can recall my own father, after I came home with a split lip after an ass kicking (deserved no doubt) telling me "Il, your whole life your mouth is going to get you into trouble. I'm taking you to learn how to box." He was right of course and there was more than one time I was glad he made me learn. You won't like my advice I expect. You are doing the right thing to g…
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 12:02 PM
2

I'm so slow on the uptake. I finally got it. Funny as shit!
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 01:05 AM
2

Slow news day.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/04/16 12:10 AM
3

For what it's worth, I up vote nearly everything you post recently and it's not just in recompense for how badly I shit on you in the past. Have you gotten taller, standing up straighter? You sound like it.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 10:55 PM
1

I like it.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 06:38 PM
1

Ha ha ha!! I will likely even reply to the text she sent me today. But not until I have something logistical to say!
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 06:26 PM
1

Not my ilk apparently. Here's my FR: TL: DR- I got off. She did too. I still liked her after. Progress was made.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 06:12 PM
1

Well, if they'd have been Latvian TRIPLETS I might have been impressed. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 06:10 PM
1

Consistently. So much pressure, I might get ED. Lol. In other news I did finish my taxes and I even intend to pay what I owe. (On a side note, you'd be amazed at how many of my ilk don't pay their taxes, for years and years. I know I'm amazed.) Could anyone here really care to hear about it when I get my ashes hauled? (Which I did, just this week in fact. But alas only once, not consistently.) I wouldn't think they would.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 06:00 PM
1

Ha! Nice one, right in the gold. I'll take it.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 05:41 PM
1

Yeah, once you get to paragraph three you can really hear the narrative start to creak and groan loudly as it tilts and then tips right over down into the bullshit abyss.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/04/16 05:34 PM
1

It strains credulity that you could, or would even, type those words in that order let alone in boldface.
/r/askMRP03/04/16 01:02 PM
2

Parisian I assume? This guy I volunteer with at the literacy council is originally from France and that's who I practice conversation with. He's gay and calls em twinks. That's who I heard it from.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 08:54 PM
2

C'est vrai. Je le pense. Crevette too is a twink. That's the term I've heard lately.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 07:32 PM
1

The United States Tax Code has hog tied me and made me its bitch. Again. I am trying to reclaim my masculinity.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 07:05 PM
1

Consider relocating to Dragonshire. Tres faggot friendly.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 07:00 PM
1

Ha! More like find a weakness and exploit the fuck out of it.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 04:28 PM
2

Well I feel stupid now. I don't know anything about Yaz so I thought you were serious. Maybe I can hide my stupidity behind the fact that we were outnumbered.
/r/askMRP02/04/16 04:20 PM
1

User name
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 04:17 PM
1

You, you personally, lived with a girl? Out here? Or was that back in the Dragonshire?
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 03:39 PM
1

At this point I'll pretty much bite anything that provides me with the thinnest pretext for the continued delay in my doing my income tax return. Must. Get. It. Done. Today.
/r/askMRP02/04/16 02:53 PM
2

I'll bite. Maybe she knows you feel like a faggot. No need for her to doll up before she slaps you around in that cute way you like so much. Huh?
/r/askMRP02/04/16 02:12 PM
1

Do you mean to tell me that all men do not bow down to you and all women do not submit? You've clearly not even scratched the surface level. And what's the deal with your community accomplishments? Are those shit too? How sad that due to the bullshit alphaness of your seed your offspring will neither thrive or survive. Don't worry 60, I'm with you here under this low, low bar. I need to re-focus my thinking about my feral imperative. Imma run by Teavana at the mall to get some Peach Momotaro. Yo…
/r/MarriedRedPill02/04/16 10:28 AM
2

Agree. The hypocrisy is real but with four teens it's more palatable than children having children. I remember my wife joking once "All I worry about is dicks!" Referring to her fear that our sons might knock some girl up or that our girls would get knocked up.
/r/askMRP02/04/16 10:04 AM
1

Good plan. Best to be realistic. Hope for the best, plan for the worst and all that jazz. I remember my wife and I laughing about her marching our girls to get the depo while wearing their catholic school uniforms.
/r/askMRP01/04/16 10:52 PM
2

I know right!? It's like trying to pick out new paint swatches for your house but the smoke from the fire burning it down keeps getting in your eyes.
/r/askMRP01/04/16 10:24 PM
1

Just curious, have the Depo shots fallen out of favor these days?
/r/askMRP01/04/16 10:19 PM
2

If this isn't a sign that Spring is in the air I don't know what is. Thanks for the last sentence at the bottom. It's good to be reminded. Edit: I will now return to the woodwork. Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill01/04/16 06:15 PM
5

I'd draw your attention to the 5th paragraph. This is not a person poised to forsake all others.
/r/askMRP01/04/16 12:48 PM
19

WHY are you marrying a woman who doesn't respect you and ridicules you in front of others? That's profoundly wrong. DON't do it. IT'S STUPID AS SHIT! Things will only get worse after.
/r/askMRP01/04/16 10:05 AM
0

Same thing really. Lol. I'm promoting the welfare of other(s)....women.
/r/askMRP01/04/16 10:01 AM
1

Just to clarify I do not imply feminism is part of that essential nature. Edit: I had more in mind the sexual, mercurial, maternal bits
/r/MarriedRedPill01/04/16 09:12 AM
1

I believe there is, almost daily, proof here that a post like this is required. The central question doesn't even need to be attired in any "value proposition" language. It's essentially just common sense that's required to determine if a woman, someone, anyone is a debit or credit (ok then!) on your personal balance sheet. I sometimes think that nobody here (maybe TFA?) loves the essential nature of women as much as I do. It's particularly amplified in my view when they produce your children fo…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 11:36 PM
0

I'm a philanthropist at heart really
/r/askMRP31/03/16 10:51 PM
1

You should be. Exactly what I mean. Or something that "holds" something else and comes in assorted colors. Any kind of academic shortcut/tutoring packages are big sellers now. These kids have so much disposable income now thanks to loans and parents like me lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 07:23 PM
1

Figure out how to solve one of their first world pains and then offer it in 6 colors and monogrammble. Aim for the sorority market. God knows both my daughters ran through enough of my money on shit I don't even know what it was.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 07:14 PM
1

Ouch! That's a winner lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 06:05 PM
1

Don't let it get to you man. These youngsters think they know it all, especially if they have flair. Like Stoney for example lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 05:56 PM
1

I know your English is good enough for this: bite me.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 05:24 PM
1

Lol!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 05:04 PM
0

Oui. Ils se disputant les petit details. Ils sont a la fois quelque chose. Fou. Edit: Not to mention that latin is dead and french is very much alive
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 04:52 PM
4

if she feels like you suck, then you do suck, even if you really don't suck.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 04:27 PM
5

s'ok. we watching what you do, not what you say.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 04:25 PM
1

I see them on the interstate now I think "organ donor."
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 03:55 PM
2

While riding his, my college room mate and best friend got hit by a car running a red light. Lost use of his right arm permanently. Lost gf shortly after. Apparently no interested replacements. Sling bothers them I guess.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 03:43 PM
1

Very unlikely. My stupidity + gravel + excess speed = me lucky to be alive
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 03:31 PM
1

1979 Kawasaki 750. Wrecked it. Of course. Make sure you've got good insurance.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 12:57 PM
1

I don't want to be either. Lol. Just fucking with ya. I've only ridden rice burners so I'll go with the Harley dude.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 12:44 PM
1

I mean this most sincerely when I say that last sentence is one of the most impressive things I've seen on MRP. Such an important cultural institution. Talk about setting a good example for your kids. Kudos.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 12:33 PM
4

Neither.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 12:24 PM
1

Ha! It's a sign of my return to normal. I'd have said I was the more pathetic compared to these OPs. Now I see that sloppy though I've been about it, I've just been through a normal life process as contrasted with their seemingly purposeful stupidity.
/r/askMRP31/03/16 09:09 AM
2

Good idea! It can only help, you'd be doing a public service. Be sure to include a chapter entitled "subtlety" and one on "how to get the fuck out of your own way."
/r/askMRP31/03/16 02:26 AM
2

Dude. Wow. Very impressive lists. The Ellis seems like an outlier. His Rules of Attraction was pretty good. Let me recommend some Updike. He's great.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/03/16 02:16 AM
2

You're a dick. Oh yeah, giant gangster dick to be sure. You go Kanye. Lol. This you finding the "joy in romancing again?" Edit: spelled Yeezy's name wrong.
/r/askMRP31/03/16 01:22 AM
1

Don't make me scream Edvard. Sorry lol. If it's really time to be exclusive you'll know.
/r/askTRP31/03/16 12:23 AM
2

I would have (almost) bet my life it was Madison Avenue but west coast. It's the creating of emblems you do.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 10:05 PM
1

A not so sly reference to his repetition (I think) of the "going out for frozen yogurt" example.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 09:58 PM
6

Damn JDs. They're the worst, the lot of them. I read this too. It's like watching someone go over Niagra Falls.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 07:14 PM
1

Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink. (Sorry couldn't resist, I'm weak that way) But if you think about it, use of the tools of the MRP is already getting you across a new threshold. Good luck to you man. PS. This group of men here are much funnier than a visit from the Ancient Mariner.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 06:16 PM
1

I knew you were a sleek, high earner baby! I can just see you ensconced at your original CR Mackintosh desk counting your stacks and wondering to yourself "dare I cut and paste" from some of my earlier work? Lol! I thought it was a sad day when I wandered in here but by now I'm pretty sure it was one of the best in the last 12 months. Thanks man!
/r/askMRP30/03/16 03:54 PM
1

Agree. Deal breaker. You did him a real kindness yesterday. Tax deductible quality charity work in fact.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 03:25 PM
1

You've attended more than one leadership seminar haven't you? Love that phrase! Lol.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 03:24 PM
3

Maybe. I'd burn that shit down. Also, had to check the urban dictionary on the "dude bro" lol. I hit my son up with the "fagtose intolerance" the other day. Winner.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 12:01 PM
3

This can't be real can it? There can't be any man on earth who would find out that his wife (his wife!!!) let another man give her the lovely diminutive of "cunt" and still have anything further to do with her. Can there?
/r/askMRP30/03/16 11:43 AM
1

Excellent! This is really well done.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 10:24 AM
2

I live to serve....er.....service. Lol.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 01:59 AM
5

You again!? Wtf? Can't you join some ladies book club or some shit? It's so much "pressure" to know she wants my dick. I bear it as best I can.
/r/askMRP30/03/16 01:30 AM
4

Suspect. Assume. Fantasy. What facts? The flirting? Is your boner for justice? Your story seems all over the map to me. Might be better to let it simmer.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 09:54 PM
1

Now, now, don't be too quick to indict me. Smoking a few joints and drinking a few beers at a high school house party hardly makes me Rob Ford. Or a cunt. Obviously I went away to school as well. My point is only that as parents you have to know what you're up against and no amount of money or status or geography will keep your children safe. Fathers have to do that.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 07:11 PM
2

Lol no, but I know lots of snotty, rich, suburban kids who are big trouble. Kids with parents who pay them no mind and therefore are unaware their children are spending their oversize allowances to buy weed and coke and hosting booze fueled parties with lots of opportunity for fucking while mom and dad are away skiing. Nothing involving teenagers would surprise me. I assume the dynamic is the same no matter the geography. Plus I was one lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 06:19 PM
2

Truer words never spoken.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 05:29 PM
1

Lol!!!!
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 05:19 PM
1

Yes, yes, yes! You and /u/theFamilyAlpha keep your kids as busy and engaged as you can at all times. Don't slack off on it as they get into Junior and Senior High. Ramp it up instead. Sports, volunteer work, prep for the college boards. Anything to limit the time they have available for smoking weed and fucking.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 05:17 PM
2

Wow. That many engineers in one family? Impressive. I'm imagining your backyard family cookout to be along the lines of an Aggie bonfire BBQ.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 04:50 PM
8

Hangry I believe they call it.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/03/16 04:42 PM
1

Lol! I got a lot of good advice from my grandfather and my father before I got married.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 03:09 PM
1

Suggesting I find the door lol? Seriously though I fucked up plenty but it wasn't by being jerked around by the balls over simple shit like this.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 02:48 PM
1

Oh I get ya. One time in my newlywed days I wanted to be helpful to my bride and unloaded the dishwasher. Instead of thanking me she said "Oh Il you put the iced tea spoons in the soup spoon slot." (No good deed goes unpunished right?) I said "do it yourself then." Over the years I unloaded the dishwasher many times. Sometimes purposefully misfiling the spoons. Nary a word was said. Training.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 02:16 PM
1

I'm not getting the titanic struggle on dressing the kid. Especially one that's going to daycare. You check the forecast, you get the clothes out of the dresser or the closet. You put them on. Why does she have to lay them out? Just nitpicking. Anyway, at the end you say "and what would I really lose if she left?" Telling. I guess she's picking up on that.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 01:55 PM
2

Coffee does great things for your analytical skills doesn't it! Enjoyed reading it. Thanks. Never deconstructed beauty in the eye of the beholder quite like that before. Not with ya on that second chick though, too skinny. I'd have to feed her up on a couple meals of some fettuccine alfredo first. Lol.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 01:06 PM
1

Lol. I was prompted to this reply because of a conversation between my daughters I overheard in the car that stuck with me. Large, lifted truck cuts daughter off in traffic Youngest daughter: Kill us why don't ya. Nice truck dude! Oldest daughter: Yeah!!! Sorry about your penis dude! I think they forgot for a moment that I was in the car. Sigh, even my beloved girls are not immune. Lol.
/r/askMRP29/03/16 11:33 AM
1

Ouroboros!
/r/askMRP29/03/16 01:55 AM
1

You reap what you "sew?" Guess we know what's coming your way. Don't mind me while I pat myself on the back for calling you an uber fucktard right out of the gate.
/r/askMRP28/03/16 02:19 PM
3

Lol. It's true I have been following them. Message comes through loud and clear. BTW. I went to an Easter dinner last night and happened to meet some Canadians there. They told me they LOVE your new PM and that it's clear that he's going to be great for the country. The husband cited as evidence that the dollar has gone up .03 cents. The wife cited his great hair. Shit you not. True as I'm sitting here. Lol.
/r/askMRP28/03/16 01:34 PM
4

You know what fakefalse? I've been following your posts since you put up the one about your 16 year old daughter saying something mean about you when you took away her phone. Now your wife is, literally, gagging for it and you're still not satisfied. You should consider getting a pencil and a piece of paper to take some notes on while you re-read everything you've posted. Your way forward will be immediately clear. Good luck dude, you need it.
/r/askMRP28/03/16 12:49 PM
1

Lol..lol..lol. Spark note version: 1) I'm sick 2) She mocked me lightly 3) I'm a pussy. Summary: Protagonist's post mockery behavior proves wife's mockery most likely warranted. Waaaa!
/r/askMRP28/03/16 12:18 PM
1

I should have. Pains me to admit, just got my pants back on as quickly as possible and tried to get out with SOME dignity, witticisms were beyond me. Lol. I learned people are real emotional about their tattoos.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 05:17 PM
1

Lol!! Some woman recently called me a fag so I must be one!!
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 04:54 PM
1

I thank you. So your mother descends from the kingdom?
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 04:27 PM
1

Ha! I don't have IG so I've only seen the stuff they forward cuz they know I love a good laugh. If they like it then it's sure to be completely vulgar and sarcastic. One thing I will say about all that social media, there's some damn funny people on it.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 04:23 PM
1

So apropos. Beautiful barely touches describing it does it?
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 04:19 PM
1

You mean like : "What we need is not the will to believe but the wish to find out" If you mean that Romantic and his pals then I think I have a man crush on you. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 03:55 PM
1

Yes. I'm off to mass and I'll give thanks for it, again. My bracket needs a candle too.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/03/16 02:02 PM
1

Order of operations. That bullshit is not awesome :). I need to vent, if only hubs was here.
/r/askMRP27/03/16 04:20 AM
1

Wow. Just wow. I'm really happy and whatnot to let you, but bunny's been through some bad situations. So you're going to have to restrain your big scary masculine tendencies so the petting is awesome for bunny. :)
/r/askMRP27/03/16 04:18 AM
2

Can you please try harder to be awesome?
/r/askMRP27/03/16 04:11 AM
2

Yes, it must be the gin. The gin. Lots of gin. How else could such a happily married at home spatially challenged awesome second in command who owns her tendency to be emotional be so awesome at patronizing we poor men with extreme views who just want to vent. Awwww :) so cute. And awesome.
/r/askMRP27/03/16 04:06 AM
1

When I read this I visualized Vickie from Little Britian saying "yeah, but no, but." Lol. She don't know canonical though.
/r/askMRP27/03/16 12:59 AM
2

If you get a bite, this should be fun. You been nipping at the blue ruin juniper juice, Sunshine?
/r/askMRP27/03/16 12:35 AM
1

Tis true, it's how I earn my daily crust. So, ok, here goes. The best thing about it is that when it fails it keeps people like me in business. Ha ha ha ha! Just kidding. I don't do family law, thank God. Seriously though, I had a positive experience (not least of which was the fact that my wife liked me to fuck her on the reg) so I am not free of bias. I do not believe that it is outmoded as of yet but certainly it is no longer as necesary as it once was. It makes the business / legal matters o…
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 06:55 PM
1

The examples you use are really interesting. It's a great St. Crispin's Day type read. Donovan is an interesting dude who refuses to be a "professional gay" (like EVERYTHING has a gay aspect) and uses the term "faggot" with impunity. Will I be arrested if I say I wish they were all like that?
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 06:13 PM
2

Which is an altogether better abundance than fuck boi. I do give him a passing thought when one of my children forwards me something from the Your Fuckboy Instagram.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 03:08 PM
1

I got ya. He's moved a lot of beer for Heineken I'm sure. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 02:49 PM
5

Middle age. Bless you.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 02:37 PM
1

You mean that beer commercial dude who plays ding dong ditch with with some banana republic potentate on a cruise ship? Quirky. It'll be interesting what kind of answers you get.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 02:34 PM
2

i don't think the writing was hacky at all. You provided just the right amount of detail to move the narrative along and make it interesting. It really didn't require long passages of existential angst for illustration. Plus, you got laid. Winner.
/r/askMRP26/03/16 11:19 AM
1

It was, it was. Parents aren't to have favorites but she is mine. That girl is something. I'm glad she got me here. I've learned a great deal. In fact I'm off to a dinner party where the hostess will, no doubt, attempt to fix me up. Probably some battle hardened divorcee too. Lol. After this thread I'll be ready. Forewarned is forearmed.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/03/16 12:26 AM
1

I, for one, am very glad to hear that. Makes me optimistic for the future.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 09:40 PM
1

Ha! I don't know man. That may be too many angels dancing on the head of a pin for even me.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 08:19 PM
1

Merci BCP
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 06:00 PM
2

Maybe. But don't mistake the matter. I only say that I am a fan of marriage because of my PERSONAL experience with it. I don't dispute the experience of other people or have any desire to persuade them to my point of view. I would obviously feel differently if my wife had not been a sunny, cheerful, well-adjusted woman with a healthy sex drive and instead been a "sex denying harpy" or fucking other dudes behind my back and engaging in other low rent behavior. (And no she wasn't perfect, I'm not …
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 05:44 PM
1

'Til death do us part" baby. Lol. Why?
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 05:26 PM
3

"Collectively the women decided not to have sex!" /u/scurvemuch! It's the Lysistrata all over again. What'd I tell ya huh? Huh? Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 04:45 PM
1

You speak as you find. So do I.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 03:23 PM
2

And you're the 14th most upvoted poster too right? So there's that. Just kidding. Lol. I fail to understand what makes you so controversial. Maybe I need to read more closely. Seems like you've got it on lock.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 02:48 PM
2

Tempting though it may be, I'll resist the urge to construct a faulty syllogism involving my reward and the level of my value as a man. Lol. I'll just say this, if my marriage had been a mistake, my children (adults now) would sufficiently ameliorate it for me. But, I'm getting to be an old man now. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 01:30 PM
4

Said it before: Marriage. I'm a fan. You have to go into it with your eyes open not in some fog of romance. The old "marriage is not to be entered into lightly, but soberly, advisedly etc..." Before my son proposed to his wife, now the mother of his son, he asked me for advice and we spoke several times, at length, about the wisdom of this life altering choice. He's a serious guy. This is what I told him. 1) Keep your expectations realistic. 2) When you get married, you will still have all your …
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 12:23 PM
3

Can I get an amen!!
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 10:44 AM
1

Perhaps in this case you are wrong when you say "I see that I am my own best judge." I don't know where you are or what local resources are available to you but I'd keep looking for them. Good luck to you.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 10:40 AM
3

The artist is not present. There's one for ya to divine /u/[deleted]
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 01:00 AM
2

This is impenetrable. High? Drunk? Non-native English speaker? Who's minding the kids?! Think about committing yourself. Get help. For them.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/03/16 12:51 AM
1

Nice one!
/r/askMRP24/03/16 09:13 PM
1

Ya'll funny dudes! Roast Ellis. Lol. Must be the vom stuck in my throat from that pic you sprung on me.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 08:35 PM
1

Lol. Now you know how I feel when ya'll talk that military speak.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 08:30 PM
1

Yes. Puked my lunch all over my desk.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 07:49 PM
1

Barf.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 07:37 PM
5

I have to ask. Have the intensity and duration of your feelings about ANYTHING remained constant throughout your life without any variation? That's not even possible. Everything ebbs and flows. Even if you get all your shit together using the tools here, your feelings about your wife will ebb and flow the same as feelings do for men in good marriages. It's part of human nature and the reality of living with someone for a long time.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 07:01 PM
1

Why libraries particularly?
/r/askTRP24/03/16 04:39 PM
1

Your lifetime is finite. Think about that when considering your options. I'm not trying to be melodramatic or to oversimplify a complex situation. In last year I've learned a lot about life and death and I'm suggesting that you make your own happiness and quality of life a top priority.
/r/askMRP24/03/16 12:21 PM
1

I look at the picture of Mark Whalberg and to me he looks like a guy who parks cars. Not hating on valets, I just don't want to look like I park cars for a living. The picture of the Rock looks like some guy who works at a downmarket clothing store at the mall. Not a message I want to send either.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 10:36 PM
1

How did she add value? They did have sex right? Lol. A little cheerfulness in this process will not go amiss.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/03/16 09:54 PM
1

I wear mine without socks and toss them when the time comes. There are socks made especially for wearing with boat shoes. Nordstroms has them and they aren't visible. You can also wear Tods driving loafers or similar. Good taste is never extreme. Clothing choices convey a lot about a man. It just depends what you want to convey. Check the front page of MRP I think there's a 60 DOD about attire.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 08:28 PM
1

Score! We have a winner! Nice one! I had to read that twice. I actually did lol.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 07:54 PM
1

The answer is still not cargo shorts. The answer is "you can't." Lol.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 06:46 PM
1

My advice: burn the cargo shorts and flip flops immediately if not sooner. Replace them with flat front chino shorts instead with boat shoes. I go to Florida a couple times a year so I know casual attire can be a problem. Cargo shorts are not the answer to any question.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 06:38 PM
2

Makes me feel better about the fact that I didn't get laid Saturday night either. Lol. Welcome back.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/03/16 02:18 PM
2

I agree with your approach to the furnishing of your home. I would like to add that as far as matters of taste go, a man card check might not be needed. All of the legendary innovators in design and architecture have been men. (Frank Lloyd Wright, Mies Van Der Rhoe, et al) I believe that the reason most men don't know Bauhaus from their own house is because they haven't taken the trouble to inform themselves about design ideas. Once they do it is easy for them to recognize how deeply these ideas…
/r/MarriedRedPill23/03/16 01:45 PM
3

No matter what naysayers may come, lurve, lurve, lurve ( as the kids say) this FR dude!
/r/MarriedRedPill23/03/16 01:23 AM
1

Lol!! That makes it even funnier. I can see some chick acting just the way you described!!! Running after the car. I'm in a group text with my four kids and they always tell me I need to add qualifiers like "lol" or emojis (they're big on those) or memes so they can tell I'm not sarcastic.
/r/askMRP23/03/16 12:06 AM
2

Ha ha ha ha ha !!! I don't know what T1000 is but this is some funny shit! Edit: this is NOT a sarcastic comment, I really do think this is funny in a good way lol. Witty.
/r/askMRP22/03/16 11:03 PM
1

Word!
/r/askMRP22/03/16 09:23 PM
3

Dude! Love it. Especially the no tv in the bedroom rule. We had the same. Ironclad.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 09:21 PM
1

Yep. Like Roland. The ideal knight.
/r/askMRP22/03/16 08:46 PM
1

Does that also go for drawing room and salon?
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 08:23 PM
3

Well, there is one thing about this that is good. That thing is privacy. Of course terms like "man cave" are demeaning (I feel stupid just typing it.) I do think it is a good idea to have, within your marriage/relationship, some space and privacy. You just don't have to be up each other's asses every damn minute. If you can have some space and privacy in your own home that is not a bad thing either. I had what was, for lack of a better term, a "study." You know, desk, chairs, bookshelves, all my…
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 08:10 PM
1

And one could do this dabbling on, say possibly, Pinterest? Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 07:46 PM
4

Jesus!!! That's some funny shit!
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 07:42 PM
3

All children need to have the opportunity for both social and physical development. Doesn't matter if it's organized or informal. Base it on what kids like to do or have an aptitude for. Sports, clubs, arts, volunteering etc... Ideas are endless. I will say I think athletic activities are especially helpful for girls during puberty. Don't forget TEENAGERS especially NEED to be kept BUSIER than tweens and younger kids. Anything it takes to limit the time they have available for smoking weed and f…
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 06:39 PM
4

"Stalking my likes" - Is every relationship nowadays a love triangle with social media as the third party and the reading of digital tea leaves a required skill? Can't you just, not?
/r/askMRP22/03/16 01:40 PM
1

Apparently I did not well enough!
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 10:04 AM
3

I just hope you don't have any children.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 03:18 AM
1

He's self described as that. What do you mean?
/r/MarriedRedPill22/03/16 01:26 AM
2

Dude. I always like reading what you post, but c'mon. Of course love is real and it's both congruent and incongruent with all kinds of appetites. Don't give me the chivalry shtick. That's all oats and oaths and Percheron horses and Song of Roland shit. A man's emotions, love included, are a continuum. The sooner you can accept the reality of that, the better you can trot them out and enjoy them without getting all fucking angsty about 'em.
/r/askMRP22/03/16 12:57 AM
1

It's just what brutish ubermensch do.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 09:35 PM
1

Nice one! One more little "s" makes all the difference.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 07:21 PM
1

I guess you picked the right user name. You know who's the rock. Now you've got to decide what's at the top of the hill. You could probably use the stuff in the sidebar to figure it out.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 06:53 PM
1

Don't do it! They'll think you love hobbits, dwarves and shit. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 05:27 PM
1

Sweet, kind, humble, stoic? It sounds to me more like you've got Stockholm Syndrome. I hope that, if nothing else, just the act of typing this out clarified for you how terribly, intensely wrong your living situation is and that the beating you are going to get will motivate you to take some action.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 04:38 PM
1

Well, you led that one off with a real colorful phrase.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 04:31 PM
1

Million years ago now. Some was real crap, but some of it was great, like the Clash. At least I got to learn early on that girls liked to be choked and spanked etc..
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 02:26 AM
1

Too right. I think CGF#2 got the most primed for fucking like an animal after an Iggy Pop show. I want to be your dog etc.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 01:52 AM
1

Oh yes of course it was tits that got me there. College girlfriend #2. She dragged me to that California stuff, Dead Kennedys, X, Circle Jerks etc. interminable viewings of the Decline of Western Civilization. Jesus. Liked the anger of it because college girlfriend number #1 basically laughed as she ripped my heart out of my chest and set it on fire. Still listen to the X channel on Pandora when I'm running. Try to trick my knees into feeling younger lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 12:50 AM
1

I just quoted him the other day on TRP "rise above, rise above." Have you seen him live? I did in his Black Flag days. Amazing.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/03/16 12:02 AM
1

Ha ha. So many books, so little time. As I recall I had just come off a Henry Miller jag or something similar. Fuck it, I'll load it on my kindle today. Try to learn from my mistakes.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 03:58 PM
2

Very lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 03:52 PM
1

Lol. You got me. I can be ridiculous for sure.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 03:51 PM
1

Maybe I should be hoist by my own petard - me bitching about people bitching. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 02:19 PM
1

Ha ha! Ever the voice of reason you.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 01:57 PM
6

Wtf is up with all this down voting shit on Reddit? Why do people down vote shit anyway? (Especially benign narratives like this one.) I thought the point was to up vote things to make them more likely to be read and comment if you had an opposing viewpoint. To the person who down voted me for saying I gave up on Lord of the Rings: you are a fucktard. Seriously, who gives a shit what books I do or don't like?
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 01:28 PM
1

i had four teenagers. Contrivances worked pretty well more than one time to help move them along to where they needed to be. Far better than absolute precision. But, (and I've been dying to have an opportunity to use this and here it is at last!!) YMMV.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 12:05 PM
1

Superb analogy. If you have a garden and a book you have everything you need said Cicero right? Show 'em don't tell 'em with the teens. Nice one BPP!
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 03:49 AM
1

I am so with you on this. I hate anti-vaccination fucktards. If you haven't seen this, it's good. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgpfNScEd3M&autoplay=1
/r/MarriedRedPill20/03/16 01:54 AM
2

You've a very interesting point of view. Some real unvarnished truth in there. You're so unflinching, it's something to see. Enjoyed reading it very much. As an added plus, you referenced Ryan Gosling instead of Brad Pitt. I get tired of reading about that fucker lol. Btw, I'm reliably informed by my daughters age 20 and 27 that Jake McDorman is the "most friend-zone proof dude on earth." Just in case any of you want to sub him in.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 11:04 PM
2

I read it as him saying, "in conjunction with my personality" = "I want to stay acting like an uber-fucktard but I want her to change."
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 10:44 PM
0

I just read this and all the comments. How. Can. You. Even. Touch. Her. Your self loathing must be immeasurable.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 09:43 PM
2

I know, I know. I'm a heretic. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 08:35 PM
2

Oh, duh. My first thought is it must be Lord of the Rings stuff because that's a book I gave up on after 50 pages.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 08:03 PM
1

I don't think there are any methods you can use to accomplish that. I'm probably older, possibly wiser, but patently, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Why don't you work on yourself first?
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 07:56 PM
3

What does that even mean?
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 07:34 PM
1

You managed to conduct and publish (I presume?) original research, secure a faculty position, AND create a successful consulting firm but you don't know the answer to this simple question? I know I'm a rude asshole but I don't get it. Did you leave something out? Are you trying to conceal your new income? Does good news make her dry up? What?
/r/askMRP19/03/16 07:14 PM
3

Marriage: I'm a fan. But, only if YOU have YOUR shit together. Your shit will never get any more together AFTER you get married. As a married man you not only have all of your own problems, but then you get her problems too. Try to pick a wife with as few problems as possible. Still no guarantees, but that's life. Edit: grammar
/r/askMRP19/03/16 05:31 PM
1

Yusuf Islam you mean lol? Curse you cuz now I'll be humming "oh baby baby it's a wild world" all damn day.
/r/askMRP19/03/16 05:25 PM
1

Will do!!! Thanks!
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:51 AM
1

Lol Gregor! I love ya baby!! Edit: or a la the Gang of Four "I feel like a beetle on its back."
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:50 AM
1

Maybe. Let me google CSS right quick ha ha
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:46 AM
1

This is great. I wish I knew how to do computer shit. I need to sign up for a class or something pretty soon. I could do my own blog. Ellis back in the Real World or some shit. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:40 AM
1

Wow. So cerebral! (Despite the urban dictionary thingy) When I got to the Castle part I thought for sure you were going to link in Kafka! Enjoyed it, thanks!
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:10 AM
1

That porcine slag!!! You're cucking Kermit!
/r/MarriedRedPill19/03/16 01:01 AM
1

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
/r/MarriedRedPill18/03/16 10:47 PM
3

Don't fret, more challenging prey will come along.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/03/16 10:17 PM
1

Didn't say that I liked Bread. The fair Cindy I was desperate to nail liked Bread. I liked anything she liked, until I got her and learned she wasn't really very likeable. I'm more a Talking Heads guy.
/r/askMRP18/03/16 07:40 PM
2

I done told ya already, it's the Hemingway-esque-ness of your writing style. Got to use more adjectives and colorful phrases like "brutish uber mensch" for example. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/03/16 06:56 PM
2

So boldly stated lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/03/16 05:00 PM
1

Ha! I'm just in high cotton to know that I'm not the only one here old enough to have been having sex in the 70s. I still remember very fondly the fair Cindy of the long center parted hair and bell bottom jeans. Big fan of Bread she was. Lol.
/r/askMRP18/03/16 04:14 PM
1

Lol!! I'm now hearing the strains of Bread's greatest hits!
/r/askMRP18/03/16 07:33 AM
2

Hey!! Is that you Zippy the Pinhead??? Your collar too tight or what??
/r/askMRP18/03/16 12:13 AM
4

I don't understand either. I read this and thought they both seemed like fucktards.
/r/askMRP17/03/16 09:24 PM
1

Here's one of my favorite jokes. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Just one. The light bulb has to want to change. Cheap laugh but illustrative nonetheless.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/03/16 09:11 PM
4

Yep. I know life is long, people are weak, forgiveness is divine, and all that jazz. But for me, fucking someone else is a deal breaker. I hold myself to the same standard.
/r/askMRP17/03/16 06:30 PM
5

Dude, your story moved me, it really did. (Maybe it's all the mountain air I've been breathing these past few days!) I can totally relate to how unsettling your fears about "the life you know" are. I'd just say two things to you. 1) DO NOT let your fear of major life changes be a part of your decision making. You can survive those changes, no matter how profound. It might suck like hell but you can survive. You've just got to get your ass in gear. 2) Trust is not an "issue." You either have it o…
/r/askMRP17/03/16 04:06 PM
2

Thanks for taking the time to provide this.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 09:19 PM
4

I doubt anyone could ever be harder on you than you are on yourself. I was just interested in the history because as you know for me the participation here has more to do with the empowerment aspect. (I've read a lot of TRP ( lotta chaff to sort through) but not BP or PP because I don't see any utility for me. Watching bitches mock a man's efforts to forge a better life doesn't interest me. I assume the men are here because they have some interest, however fleeting or feeble, in improvement. The…
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 08:14 PM
2

Yes but I meant like all the pills. What order etc..I was trying to get the gist of how they developed. So, all in reaction to some extent to the original TRP?
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 07:59 PM
1

yeah he's straight to the point on that.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 07:51 PM
1

That's the "you're a retard, get fucked" approach.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 07:14 PM
2

Since I'm new to Reddit I'll ask is anyone willing to give me the précis on the development of these pill subs so I can better understand the context? The others exist only as parasites so to speak?
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 07:12 PM
1

Shakespeare again! Gets my dick hard lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 06:20 PM
1

Very interesting idea. There is a big state u and two small colleges in my town. I had planned to retire in a few years but now that I'm single again I've put off making any further plans along those lines. I will definitely look into it. I've got time on my hands for sure. Thanks man.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 05:53 PM
6

Yes. It's a bad idea.
/r/askMRP16/03/16 05:45 PM
1

Both!?! You're living my dream man.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 05:12 PM
1

A lot of hate. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 04:56 PM
1

When I was a young man my dream was to be a humanities professor at a small liberal arts college. Being an attorney is much more prosaic and pales in comparison to what I think the groves of academe would have been like.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 04:32 PM
2

I absolutely cannot contain my excitement about finding an opportunity to use this term in conversation as soon as possible.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 03:43 PM
1

Nah, I'm more of a moleskine man myself. Your points are worth jotting in my notebook though. "Notebooks, what good are notebooks?" Love that song. Lol.
/r/askMRP16/03/16 01:55 PM
2

How about Cacao??? I wish I knew how to do computer shit so I could put a link here to the Portlandia episode about this.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 01:03 PM
1

Be sure to take good notes on this right here and enter it into your spreadsheets boys!
/r/askMRP16/03/16 12:47 PM
1

Last paragraph = gold. Marcel himself could not have done better.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 01:49 AM
1

Good for you on the smoking. Just try saying "I won't smoke today so I don't have to start quitting again." One day, then the next, then the next.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 12:34 AM
0

Nice one! Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 12:16 AM
1

Completely agree. No other men. Period.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/03/16 12:16 AM
1

Pee=disgusting. Thank god not featuring in any novels she read lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 11:44 PM
1

Hey, that was just one of the starring roles in my hit parade lol. This dude's clearly lacking in imagination.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 10:50 PM
0

Really!!! Fucking idiot!
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 10:29 PM
8

OMG!! You poor bastard!!! Why, why, why would you pass up this opportunity to explore whatever might be at the end of this road she asked you to go down with her??? It's not like you can't stop the trip anytime you want. You know the other day I was just shocked, I mean shocked to read what /u/iratemd said about his wife not reading a book in 15 years. Let me tell you why. My wife was a voracious reader and this turned out to be a VERY good thing for me. Over the years she used the stories in al…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 10:28 PM
1

Seriously though dude, you've got to draw a line in the sand double quick. No matter how awful you may be, that shit is just not on. Good luck.
/r/askMRP15/03/16 09:12 PM
1

I think it's just a boiling stew of her having some pretty fucking shitty manners combined with a shitload of hostility towards you and a secure knowledge that you'll tolerate the treatment because you misplaced both your spine AND your balls. Better start hunting them up. Check her purse.
/r/askMRP15/03/16 08:41 PM
1

You've got to have a list of short term goals that will vault you to a successful pursuit of your long term goals. There really is no other way to get to any destination. This kind of construction can help you build confidence with each success and create the momentum you need for when you're running on fumes. There's no silver bullet or as I've read here a time or two learn to "embrace the suck." Lol. Each week I fail in the pursuit of my main goal about two days out of seven. I then tell mysel…
/r/askMRP15/03/16 08:04 PM
1

You know how excited I get by Shakespeare quotes. Jack is like Proust, you we've already covered.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 07:01 PM
2

Touché my friend, touché.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 05:02 PM
1

Lol. With ya.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 12:43 AM
1

Same shit you do with those pronouns dude. Seriously, nice post though.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 12:13 AM
1

Don't judge!!
/r/MarriedRedPill15/03/16 12:07 AM
1

Lol. I understand "fuck like a rabbit."
/r/MarriedRedPill14/03/16 11:59 PM
1

Can't expect much insight from an animal (bunny) that relies on "whisker feedback" to tell it about the world. Lol. Especially one that can't believe that a man can do (almost) anything he sets out to do if he wants to do it badly enough. Of this we have daily proof. Don't we?
/r/MarriedRedPill14/03/16 11:49 PM
2

Lol, Mr. Scorched Earth. The distinctive voices keep it from being just a Greek chorus of repetition. If you can't take it on board one way, maybe you can take it on board another.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 07:25 PM
4

/u/jacktenofhearts and /u/[deleted] , they're really the yin and yang of MRP. Contrary, but complementary. Lol.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 07:15 PM
1

Barely sentient, yep that's this group for sure. Lol! I've never seen a MORE ruminative bunch.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 03:26 PM
5

Ha ha ha ha!!! I do love a surprise ending. Very, very well done!
/r/askMRP14/03/16 02:55 PM
1

I gather she was somewhat like a Velvet Underground of her day. Everyone that heard her started their own band. Lol.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 09:04 AM
1

I learned mainly that there is nothing new under the sun. Even in antiquity, women were withholding sex in order to control men. Read the Lysistrata.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 08:22 AM
5

Can you two just get a room?
/r/askMRP14/03/16 03:14 AM
13

This post may be the funniest thing I've seen in my four months on Reddit. Speaking just for myself of course, it was the day I realized my dick was far, far below average in size. Tiny, really, ...even possibly microscopic. My wife, charitable woman she was, had a pet name for it, "my nano boy." No worries though, I've got a super huge lifted pick up truck.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 01:36 AM
1

Lol that's one of the best aphorisms ever. You are soooooooo right.
/r/askMRP14/03/16 12:54 AM
3

Archetypical lesbian. Greek poet from the island of Lesbos. BCE 500s or something like that. Sapphic meaning lesbian-like. Is this were I admit I got a BA in Classics???
/r/askMRP14/03/16 12:31 AM
2

I'm glad someone's standing with me on the Sappho thing. Voice in the wilderness and all that.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 11:31 PM
2

It's heartening to see you come out. Just be yourself.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 10:17 PM
1

I only mentioned it because she seems to have provided you with conflicting information and she clearly has some emotional/mental issues that might inform some of the sexuality issues. I'm no doctor of course it's just jumped out of your narrative. Good luck.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 10:16 PM
1

Or she's not on intimate terms with the truth.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 06:23 PM
2

Is that what "every man I dated was horrible at sex" means? Lol.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 06:00 PM
4

I'm not trying to be flippant (for once) but had it occurred to you that she may be a lesbian and just can't come to terms with it? Your role in the drama may not be what you think it is.
/r/askMRP13/03/16 05:15 PM
1

Seemed like a good anthem for OP.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/16 03:53 PM
2

I hear something. Do you? What is it? Oh yeah? Steely Dan playing Dirty Work. That's it.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/16 04:18 AM
3

I don't understand, cognitively, why you'd be seeking answers here. (You did read what it's all about right?) I do understand, cognitively, you're seeking attention here.
/r/askMRP12/03/16 06:58 PM
1

More gold nuggets!
/r/MarriedRedPill12/03/16 06:03 PM
1

Twelve gold nuggets right here.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/03/16 03:49 PM
1

No place with those weird hieroglyphics.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 08:47 PM
1

Etonnemment, je fais des amis partout ou je vais.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 08:07 PM
1

Denial, I think it's called.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 07:35 PM
1

80% of stigmatics are women. So, uh....um....perhaps you're really Samantha Clemens not Samuel? It's ok you're among friends.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 05:20 PM
1

Thanks! And, wow, so....few...words...positively as Hemingway-esque as /u/[deleted]. Lol!
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 03:20 PM
2

/u/Scurvemuch just gave you the number one rule about making small talk. People love nothing better than to talk about themselves. Give them a chance to and they will be very happy to take it. I had to sit with a table of strangers at a fundraiser the other night. I didn't say dumb shit like "what do you do?" or "how did you get interested in literacy tutoring?" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ While we were waiting for dinner to be served I just said "do you think there will be bread? I hope so because I love tho…
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 02:09 PM
2

Whatever it takes to banish the dreaded starfish lol. My life would have been a lot less interesting if my wife hadn't been such a big reader.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 11:23 AM
1

How about trying to interest her in role playing to get more enthusiasm and robust participation?? All women have fantasies. My wife was super into that. One of her favorite scenarios being coming to meet me downtown in my office for "lunch." Which involved her being "Mayellla" and me being "Atticus Finch" and me "punishing" her "wink wink nudge nudge" for lying in the courtroom. "Punishing" being a good dicking on my desk. Lol. I know it's laughable but maybe you can dial into something your wi…
/r/MarriedRedPill11/03/16 03:59 AM
3

I'll validate you. Very funny.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 05:23 PM
1

Safe from what for example? The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? Car jacking? Flying insects? Stupid questions?
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 03:54 PM
1

Yeah it's more like Fellini. Like what the fuck is going on. Who knows.
/r/askMRP10/03/16 11:44 AM
1

He does get to the point in an absolute minimum of words.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 11:33 AM
2

Dude, you've got to get a grip. Is there more to this story? I'm sure you're not perfect, we are all a work in progress. Ok, your wife doesn't love you. Everything you've shared about her so far indicates that even allowing for your imperfections (which may be legion) she's a rude cunt! She's rude as shit to you and she involves your daughter in the hostilities ( which is total bullshit and gives some real insights into her character.) So stop focusing your mental energy on her "love" ( is the l…
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 11:11 AM
5

No, not the best husband you can be, the best MAN you can be. Different things. YOU decide when you're the best man you can be. She doesn't get to decide that. If some benefits accrue to her as a result then that's great. If not then so be it. You'll be happier without a thirst for vengeance.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 03:09 AM
2

Satire? Have you had a blow to the head today?
/r/MarriedRedPill10/03/16 01:49 AM
2

Ha! I know right, it amazed me too I just couldn't believe it. Even at their most vapid don't all women have SOME abiding interest that pushes them toward a book??? I mean even if it's just thin thighs or anti-aging or something! All I have to say about the Ray Bradbury nightmare is Google "dark hedges" and you'll get the picture.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 08:56 PM
2

I just gave you one to make up for it lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 08:48 PM
1

Don't. There's nothing inherently wrong with you having a private, internal part to your life. You don't have to tell her about everything. Telling her about it makes any changes in you associated with something external to you like a fad or a cult that's shaping your thoughts and actions rather than the results of a process of personal reflection no matter what tools you use. And, no matter how good your marriage may be or become, you're still really on your own.
/r/askMRP09/03/16 08:19 PM
3

Yeah and I think there's more to the story than what she's let on of course.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 04:17 PM
2

A month since since my first OYSW post. Not so long, but so much has changed since then I'm going to mark the occasion for myself. THINGS I AM SHIT AT: (but perhaps getting somewhat less shitty at) 1) Letting go of the past - duh, clearly. However I'm pretty sure that I've turned a corner here. I stopped dicking around and sold my house to a family with a bunch of kids and dogs. Drove by there the other day just to see, couldn't stop myself. Saw a little boy and two goldens. Hell, it's actually …
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 02:48 PM
1

Superb. You've got that ability to inspire confidence in others and embrace change that is so critical to professional success. Lots of good advice in here, I hope it gets read widely. The only thing I'd add is what my first manager told me, if you go after your boss, go for the jugular.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 01:00 PM
1

Ha! Nice one. There's no way to find the beginning or the end of that.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 11:35 AM
2

In Florida, Red Tide leads to massive fish kills, literally beaches littered with dead fish, makes the air sting your eyes, throat and makes you cough. I guess she's living up to her name.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/16 12:40 AM
2

Nope. It's pretty surely outright hypocritical.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 09:04 PM
1

My wife used to have a once a month twelve person bunco group. When she would hostess, 11 women would descend on the house to play some dice game for very low stakes, drink too much wine and get extremely shrill. They also came with platters of great appetizers which always seemed to go mostly uneaten and, I suspected, some puked back up in the bathroom. My job was to keep the children out of the house until at least midnight.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 08:10 PM
1

"You are catholic so perhaps you are not aware of what the bible instructs." This was so true in my experience of catechism. It was ALL church doctrine ALL the time. I never read the Old Testament until my first college classics course.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 07:25 PM
0

A devotional is like a reader or primer with religious themed essays etc. designed for the faithful. The Sparks sounds pretty un-inspiring, doubt I could get through a chapter. My daughter had a friend just drop by, someone I hadn't met. She's 21. Claims she's reading Magic Mountain. Clearly lying. Nobody would read that except at gun point.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 05:43 PM
-1

Maybe. So far today: Some random late 20s girl at Starbucks ( She had a backpack so seemed like a good bet. She laughed, but admitted she hadn't read a book in a "really long time.") Some 30ish woman at the dry cleaners that apparently doesn't speak English or pretends not to? (and possibly told me to fuck off in German? Or maybe not?) UPS delivery driver. Eye roll. She "has no time to read. Sign here" Three down, seven to go.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 05:20 PM
1

Ditto on the holding off on the additional child if spanking and yelling at a toddler are go to parenting moves for your wife.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 04:55 PM
2

Maybe. We will see. I will try for a good cross section of ages. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 02:12 PM
4

Ha! I cannot possibly be this much of a Bambi!!! I am going to ask the next 10 women (strangers) that I see what book they last read. I will let ya know.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 01:44 PM
5

Damn right it's worthy! Good for you!
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 12:32 PM
2

Not a single book? In 15 years? Is this a rhetorical device for the benefit of the narrative? I can hardly take it in.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/03/16 10:43 AM
2

Ha! She and Bill appear to be Teflon coated. I usually avoid all those faux "debates." I'm registered non-partisan. My daughter is in town for a couple days of her spring break, she wanted to watch, and being 20, of course she's picking up what Bernie's laying down. "Aren't you feeling the 'bern' Dad?" Not really. Although she did say Bernie paled in comparison to Justin Trudeau after seeing him on 60 minutes. Even the really smart ones can be idealistic and predictable. Lol
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 09:57 PM
2

Taking a man's dog....that's savage. You right, you right of course, but subtleties, not giddy excitement poring over the entrails. Maybe it was the effects of watching Hilarity and Bernie last night that got me throwing around terms like fucktard. Lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 05:31 PM
2

Thank you.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 05:18 PM
6

Agree!!! His beavering away about it makes me cringe. First she's "peppering" him with questions but then he wants know should he "wait for her to bring it up?" "She will never be the same." "Humiliation and pain await." That's some funny shit. I read it and thought it sounded like there might be some water under the bridge there. I clearly have too much time on my hands!
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 03:54 PM
3

You don't miss the nail very often but this time maybe lol
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 03:11 PM
25

You should tell her the truth, that only D and her husband REALLY know what happened, or didn't, between the two of them and that you and Mrs. Phd253sll should worry about what's happening between the two of you. Edit: on further consideration I think you should also not fail to remind her how fortunate she is to be married to an immature fucktard such as yourself who is nearly wetting himself with glee at this opportunity to gossip like an old woman about the misfortunes of others and to use th…
/r/MarriedRedPill07/03/16 02:47 AM
6

Why you still so mad about it?
/r/MarriedRedPill06/03/16 03:41 PM
1

Poignant. Two things I'd say. One, you'll be happier when you decide to accept that your love is only yours and not a lever or ignition for anyone else and two, get yourself to a place where you can live just fine with it, but without the object of it. It's not that fun to learn that second part "on the job" so to speak.
/r/askMRP06/03/16 03:12 PM
1

In the immortal words of Henry Rollins.. "Rise above, rise above, you've got to rise above."
/r/askTRP05/03/16 10:15 PM
0

Lol!!!!
/r/askTRP05/03/16 03:10 AM
8

We had four kids so I know it can be a challenge especially if you like your house to be neat and clean like I do. My household was along pretty traditional lines. I worked, she stayed home until youngest was in school, then worked part time. I just don't see having children then giving them to someone else all day. If you possibly can, get someone to come in to help around the house. It's worth it. Even if it's just to come in once a week or every other week to do the heavy cleaning, floors, ba…
/r/MarriedRedPill04/03/16 07:53 PM
1

There's hope, I'm 56 and still have all mine. Some grey in there though!
/r/MarriedRedPill04/03/16 06:47 PM
3

Alternatively titled: you can take a break from the navel gazing already.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/03/16 03:32 PM
10

It's not a smear campaign.
/r/askTRP04/03/16 03:29 AM
4

Directly to the heart of the matter as always
/r/MarriedRedPill04/03/16 02:14 AM
2

I think your last sentence really needs to be in all caps and bold. I see all this RP stuff play out, even in my office. There is a young attorney here, smart but fat and meek, bad haricut. I can tell by watching him that he has it bad for one of the paralegals who is a really cute young girl. Not the brightest light in the firmament, but she seems very genuine and has a very nice bod. Of course she does not have the time of day for him. She in turn is interested in the other young attorney who …
/r/MarriedRedPill03/03/16 05:36 PM
1

Uh....yeah...you're going to have to step up your "How to Communicate with Teenagers Game." Direct approach rarely works. You've got to be appreciably more artful than that. Show 'em, don't tell 'em is the best way. If you know your daughter pretty well then you'll know how to do that. The conversation you described with your daughter probably included an eye roll from her. Plus you didn't really tell her to work out (unless you omitted some of the dialog) you just said something to the equivale…
/r/askMRP03/03/16 05:05 PM
3

Ding, ding, ding!
/r/askMRP03/03/16 03:48 PM
3

The jewelry is key. Women spend hours picking that stuff out (really sometimes months or years planning it and aspiring to it) and they have a real relationship/attachment to it. For them, it reflects who they are like nothing else.
/r/askMRP03/03/16 02:25 PM
2

Me too, as long as he GTFO me. Lol.
/r/askMRP03/03/16 01:42 PM
1

If you have suicidal ideation you need professional help. Your post indicates you have other risk factors as well. Nearly every community has some level of free resources available to assist people. Please look into getting them if you are not already.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/03/16 01:16 PM
1

Ha ha ok then you've got the imprimatur of the people. Push that agenda.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/03/16 01:25 AM
1

Oh the Daily Mail, garbage, but love reading it anyway.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/03/16 01:02 AM
1

Scientific article or not "bro" still sounds like more Leap Year fiction to me.
/r/askMRP02/03/16 09:16 PM
1

This is like the Shining....better head to the nearest A & E
/r/askTRP02/03/16 08:19 PM
5

It's difficult to grasp that anyone can actually be married and have so little insight into the person they live with.
/r/askTRP02/03/16 08:15 PM
2

Exactly why I find this entire post to be a contrivance.
/r/askMRP02/03/16 04:59 PM
1

Good. Think globally, act locally.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/03/16 04:48 PM
3

If you can't do anything else, quit smoking. Just quit. Dying of cancer sucks. Edit: In fact, it will make your current problems seem minor.
/r/askMRP02/03/16 04:38 PM
1

I'm sorry... But, just...no. Farting? You're joking right? Edit: seriously, this whole thing is some made up shit you've contrived to have a laugh, right?
/r/askMRP02/03/16 03:33 PM
2

I wish I had more than one upvote to give this. There's nothing like hotel sex and a weekend away with your wife. Rule #1 no discussing your children or anything you'd discuss at home. /u/ex_addict_bro, you've got to try to be more imaginative.
/r/askMRP02/03/16 03:00 PM
2

Well I'm still laughing but if Hammurabi AND Jimmy Wales says it's true then you got me! Thanks for the info.
/r/TheRedPill02/03/16 01:54 AM
6

Well if you're interested in my two cents, (and I said this in my first post if anyone cares to recall) you're the best, most accessible there is here. You've got a finely honed message that's ready to take to the next level. Be sure to think as big, as blue sky, as you can. I think you've got best selling author written all over you. Good luck to ya. Edit: PS I hope you're not a black lesbian lol. That'd suck for your dust jacket photo
/r/MarriedRedPill02/03/16 12:36 AM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.
created by /u/dream-hunter