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In my late 20's, I met a girl who was in her early 20's. She dated around, that I knew, but she made it clear that she wanted to fuck. So both of us were in relationships -- I was ending one that had already been just a formality of saying things were over, but it still needed to be said (the very next day); she was in one that I learned of later and in which she never told the other party. So we started dating casually (more fucking than dating) but of course I didn't trust things. If she's goi…
/r/TheRedPill26/08/25 04:38 PM
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You're on to something, but it's even simpler than that. If a woman flips the script and you keep running back and putting in all the effort, you're just being a simp and told her she has the power. And she'll keep doing it, so the minute to lean into that, you've lost in her game and she won't respect you. If you don't respond, move on and leave her on read, she's either found someone else to put in her orbit, or she'll realize she's fucked it up. Your job is just to put her in the rearview mir…
/r/TheRedPill09/07/25 04:31 PM
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"They're software engineers..." Yep. Look at where you are babe. What did you expect in San Francisco? No one else can afford to live there, and the rest of the male population, statistically, is most likely gay. And in NYC, she's a 3-4 on a good day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/25 06:38 PM
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Chick has more red flags than a Chinese circus. ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/25 06:24 PM
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Which "M" word? M***iage?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/23 10:11 PM
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Well, sounds like she's obviously written him off, so he can become "Chad" and just make it clear he wants to fuck anything with a pulse, or he can write that off as well and just let others know she's a frigid bitch as he talks that up with every other guy on campus. Works both ways. In a way, it's better he find out about this side of her now before he presumes to want to be friends with benefits: This is not "friend" behavior.
/r/TheRedPill24/03/23 06:41 PM
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I'd act the same way she's been acting toward you, only totally heightened to comedic levels just to make her realize what a twat she's been. 🤣
/r/TheRedPill24/03/23 05:02 PM
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This is the sort of chick we used to call 'double-baggers': A bag over her plus a bag over you in case hers falls off. I see cats in her future. Lots and lots of cats. Lucky guy dodged a bullet. And a big one at that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/23 04:48 PM
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"I'm saving myself for the guy who buys me 3 $200+ dinners, but I'll gladly give it up for the Chad who gets me 7 Tequila shots for...$50?" Yeah. Great female empowerment message, that. Like saying "I'm not a $600 escort, I'm just a $50 whore."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/23 04:36 PM
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He should have cut his losses after the 2nd date. 2nd date!? Why even that much effort? If they're both using OLD (TUMUL), he probably didn't ask the right questions or was old-school enough to let it progress date by date versus teasing that out with Q&A before it even got to the first date. First date should have been coffee: The non-date date. If you didn't know there was chemistry during that sort of meeting, no sense continuing it into anything more. And it's justifiable by saying that he v…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/23 04:31 PM
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So here's the problem: She's so "full of herself" that there's no room for this 'guy' she allegedly wants or couldn't keep his interest. Without the progression, he felt he's wasting his time and he's friend-zoned out of sex. Time to move on to someone in the same headspace as him. Besides, who TF is she that we're seeing a video about the guy who ghosted her? If I got the sense that I'd suddenly be in a social-media sitcom that's all-about-her ("Main Character Syndrome", I'd be literally runnin…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/23 04:15 PM
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...if I'm going to love someone, it's going to be someone that measures up to my standards, not necessarily in looks, but in values and mental health. If I have to be single for the rest of my life, it's better than wasting my emotions on someone who is just gonna burn me and leave me miserable. No one wants someone who is 'needy'. I'll let those words sit there for a moment. If you find someone who you'd describe as needy, would you stick around? Why would women? The truth is that we don't need…
/r/TheRedPill09/03/23 05:25 PM
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"... she doesn't actually want to be in a relationship with any man, nor does she actually want children. She hasn't quite reached the point where she understands this." Oh she understands it. But she's up at bat and at the plate and rejecting every pitch that's thrown right over the plate. You when she'll realize it? When that umpire called her 'biological clock' yells "yer out!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/23 05:52 PM
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She's being served champagne when she'd be really lucky to even get some cheap beer. Or...she's seeking perfection in an off-the-rack world. I'd rather give advice to this guy to tell him one simple word: RUN! This chick sounds brain-dead and lacking much self-awareness. And probably deflecting her own quirks on to him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/23 05:49 PM
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(Have & Want More Children) Any bets on how long until "all 3 of the fathers are not in her life"?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/23 06:37 PM
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..and my daughter's going to be tall too This is only presuming that she'll even find an eligible man who can tolerate that attitude. I see cats in her future and lots of Lifetime movies. As for other countries, has she considered sub-Saharan Africa? NBA players?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/23 06:25 PM
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Q: What's the difference between this wench and garbage? A: Garbage gets taken out more often.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/23 06:14 PM
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Q: What do decent, successful guys call a THOT like this? A: They don't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/22 02:25 AM
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I can only imagine him explaining this one to his co-workers when it's time for her to conceive. "Sorry, I've gotta run. My wife's been trying to get pregnant and I want to be there when it happens."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/22 02:14 AM
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Nothing like having an entire relationship based on total dishonesty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:53 PM
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Isn't it usually the couples that are looking for unicorns to join them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:46 PM
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Because that's their big accomplishment in life: Getting knocked up and seeking someone else to fund their poor life decisions, and pay for their desired life of leisure. Glad she's letting everyone know straightaway that her version of feminism is that you support yourself. And her. And her kid. And any other children you produce unless you've had yours snipped. Have none of these women ever heard of birth control? The pill? Plan-B? Anything?!?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:26 PM
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Yeah, not that she hasn't made enough so far.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:09 PM
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That's just what the guy involved with this DIDN'T do. 🤣😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:03 PM
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Here's the good news: You can't get her any more pregnant. At least right now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 07:54 PM
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Men no longer know how to be masculine, women don’t know what to expect from them, and anything could theoretically be deemed as offensive – so we stop trying in the first place. No wonder we’re miserable! So women continued to complain that guys weren't sensitive to women's feelings and they should get in touch with their own, so they did so and look what happened? Women walked all over them thinking they were no longer "men", emasculated them, and went back to Chad. So they got what they wante…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 04:33 AM
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Feminist issue? Ukraine? I say this with all deference to what the good people of the Ukraine are experiencing now - prayers are with you -- but before all of this happened... You realize that Ukraine is known for being the "Bride Basket of Eastern Europe", right? Not sure that's a place where feminist issues come in to play given that most women want to find a husband in the West. I struggle making a connection to feminism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 04:27 AM
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I see Amazon was having a sale on red flags and she bought a bunch. So just some randomness here: I'll be honest and say that I don't feel a connection. Took the words right out of my mouth right there. Not a damn thing that engenders me to this one, so moving on to... (Paraphrased) Look at my oversized boobs complete with stretch marks. Stretch marks? Not a good thing. Stretch marks on boobs? TMI and now I can't get rid of that visual. 'You really fancy someone. You want to spend time with them…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 04:19 AM
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I'm sure the rotation gives them plenty of time to heal. I'd imagine there's a good bit of recuperation time for any of them after she sits on their lap. 😀
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:44 AM
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That tattoo looks like a half-eaten slice of pizza. Maybe that was all that was left when she gave it to the tattoo artist. 😂🤣
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:35 AM
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Oh, you're prime dating material until you politely point out that they're punching WAY above their weight (pun intended), and it's all sour-grapes from then on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:32 AM
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And that's why the Filipino Ladyboys get a lot of action over there. 🤣😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:29 AM
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Future Jollibee-belly in the making. Does she break the side-car in the motorcycle taxis? What do you call 5'7" and 200#+ in the Philippines? SINGLE. And about twice the size of every other woman who got picked in the 1st through 267th rounds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:25 AM
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Public Service Announcement: If you are the fiancé for this woman, there is only one piece of valid advice: Dump. Her. Now. You'll thank us later.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 03:19 AM
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Epic. I give this guy serious credit for actually putting the truth out there. That said, I'm wondering where in the country this dude lives that $75K a year is considered anything more than middle-class. It's not terrible, it's more than most of these women could ever see without child-support or alimony, but it's solidly in the middle 1/3rd of incomes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 07:20 PM
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Where does one start? I got so drunk that I lost all impulse control. So that means that any dude could take her out, get her drunk, and then have as much pump-and-dump fun as they'd like before moving on. Look at the attention I'm getting for my face tats. That's right, babe. It's the same kind of attention people give to a car wreck on the Interstate as they drive by it. They just want to see the carnage and chuckle at someone else's misfortune, all the while thankful they avoided it. Or avoid…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 07:04 PM
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It's always intentional to a degree. Grass is always greener on the other side, until you find out that you're stepping in a lot of manure to have fertilized it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 06:53 PM
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...I shouldn't feel bad for not loving him anymore like I did before... I love him so much and in hindsight I don't think I've ever not loved him. Well there's your answer right there. She needs to simply re-read her own words. This psycho bitch from Hell can't decide what she wants, and once she decides, the earth needs to tilt on its axis to her whims. She can't blame MGTOW for her being rubbish at making a decision that involves others. Smartest thing this guy did? Dumping her and closing the…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 02:28 PM
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About 'said child', has anyone ever known a Millennial (because that's clearly the category this chick is in) to actually discipline said child about behavior, like "No, Chad Junior, do not climb all over our future mealticket's furniture" or "who told you that you could do that?" I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen that happen and still have five fingers remaining because this chick is likely too busy staring into her phone on social media to even give a toss about whatever he…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 02:12 PM
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This must be a joke. I mean I laughed. Just AT her though, not with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 01:57 PM
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One thought: Bree Olson. Anyone remember this train wreck? First, spent a few years doing porn, then got hooked up as one of Charlie (Sheen's) Angels (or "Goddesses"), followed by a DUI, an appearance in Playboy, followed by a Lesbian marriage (and divorce). Now? You guessed it -- OF, private Snapchat, daily sexting for $199/month, the list of things that she'll do for money far outnumbers what she won't. Somewhere amidst all of this, she makes a video tell-all about how porn damages women and h…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/21 02:13 AM
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Ok, let's have fun with this one. I started doing the math based on vital statistics and the results...well, they probably aren't a surprise. She's rejecting an MBA? Wow. She's not very bright given what a Wall Street MBA can earn. But ok, she's down to roughly 40% of the population. $100K isn't a very high target, especially with recent inflation. But Visible 6-pack that level takes out another 60-75% of the population. Average height is 5'9", remove another 60-65% of the population. 5 year age…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/21 11:13 PM
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Yeah, but I'll still want to see the Carfax report. 😂🤣 If you think about it, this isn't necessarily a bad idea. All of them should come with the dating version of a Carfax that tells you the age, accidents (kids), previous owners (Chads) and how many miles driven (were they face down on rough road, has she gotten more ass than a rental car, are the seals really loose). I don't know what analogy you'd use for crazy other than horn or Nav don't work, or Nav will constantly steer you to Crazytown …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 02:57 PM
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https://tenor.com/bbR8E.gif That's a hard left and reverse course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 02:47 PM
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"...because that is not how adults behave”. Adults can and often do behave that way. Mature and rational adults...not so much. We buy cars and want to know the Carfax report on any used car. Wouldn't anyone rational want to know the history, "accidents" and the like before we make the down payment and sign the loan? Because, ya know, we are buying a previously owned model that has some mileage already. She probably thinks we won't want the test-drive either. Hahahaha!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 04:23 PM
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This just gives credibility to the notion that "if you want to get laid, be Chad". Many, many years ago, I was talking to someone who talked a big game about never opening herself emotionally to guys because she always got hurt (more on this later). I knew her casually, not the sort of person I'd ever date or want a relationship with her. But one night, she called me out of the blue and lamented that she really needed to get laid, eventually leading to the invitation to go over there. I made it …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 04:11 PM
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She didn't need to spend so many words to repel the eligible male population away from her when the right two would have worked: P*** Off. Oh, and nothing like a cleavage shot to contradict everything she just said.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 01:37 PM
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It isn't her time we're wasting. It's her literal WAIST. Can we call this one "Dollar Store Barbie"? And speaking of cesspools, look at what's in the background. Can y'all say redneck? And for clarity, it isn't that guys "can't handle that". It's that there's no incentive to want it. We haven't gotten to plug her with our own spawn, but we first need to handle Chad's demon spawn before that opportunity comes along. Plus, we'd need to delay gratification until the first demon spawn is out of the …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 01:28 PM
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But who's going to support her massive Jolibee habit? 😂😂😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 12:55 PM
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If you are looking for a 10 rating body, this is not the place. Good, because if you're looking for 12 inches, you'd need to come see me twice. 😂 That might have made us even except that 3 of this chick still wouldn't get me to 10.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 12:50 PM
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Not only seeing red flags, I'm seeing the flag man way out in front of this guiding us to the detour.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 12:33 PM
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Is it any wonder that men are also importing their wives? They see first-world women and realize that they're going to get taken to the cleaners in a few years when she gets tired and wants to (read: already has) move(d) on. Contrast that with Eastern Europe (e.g. Ukraine, the Bride Basket of Europe) or Asia (Thailand, Philippines) where you get faithful wives with low mileage who keep a good home and can keep your interest in the bedroom. I drove domestic for years, but ultimately decided on an…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 12:20 PM
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Pretty sure that under the definition of 'clueless' in Webster's, it shows this woman. Just...wow. How can you go along for 8 years thinking "this is the guy" and he cannot commit after year one? Some women are just blinded by dick -- either the quality or just the availability.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 12:09 PM
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Damn! She doesn't look a day over 55! Oh, and if a guy actually IS all of these things, what the hell is she offering? Anything? I mean other than being an "Unemployed Business Owner" -- so she has a business that apparently makes no money or sales?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 01:57 AM
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I wouldn't suggest taking her to the beach for fear those nice people from Greenpeace would keep trying to push her back in the water. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 01:47 AM
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"I always love hard." Oh that's way too easy, I mean she's an octomom so she must. ..."due do (sic) previously being married to a Narcissist" Well, if she's have been more into self-love, she wouldn't have this pre-made baseball team.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 06:50 PM
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Got it, apologies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 04:54 AM
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You know who else handles that stuff? AAA The concierge service that you can dial form the car (if you don't have a shitbox car) Your dealer's service department Any competent mechanic Jiffy Lube/Grease Monkey/any other Fast Lube outlet ...and just about anyone with half a brain that can watch a YouTube video. If you think you need a man to do these things, you aren't such a feminist after all, are ya? Gotta love double-standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 02:51 AM
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I loved these skits!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 02:28 AM
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You're right, I was giving her too much credit. Oops.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 09:37 PM
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I'm super laid back and fun to be around. Oh the irony in that statement. Super laid back - Yep. she laid back, and for Chad it was super. Fun to be around - Well, there's 4 kids, so there's your testimonial. Someone had fun. Just wasn't you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 09:01 PM
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And here when you said black comedienne, I was thinking this was Wanda Sykes. Because she'd be swiping on the same thirsty women too. 😂😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 08:39 PM
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She got pregnant in multiple freak accidents. "Well Doctor, it was the strangest thing. He had his erect penis out and I fell on it at just that certain angle. Repeatedly. Swear this was an accident many times over. Imagine my surprise when it happened again a couple years later." 😂😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 08:35 PM
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Sure. We both laugh at the desperation behind these women who've made all of these mistakes and think that the good guys that were there in their 20's will still be waiting around in orbit when they come running back in their 40's. We read a lot of these together. Not hiding anything here.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre07/05/21 08:27 PM
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Sure. It's a great personality if you have a soft spot for rattlesnakes. 😂 My comment on personality was the eternal joke about the response you get when you ask about how your future 'date' looks. Otherwise, it's a great profile to tell me why her winning personality and charm should send me running for the exits. Credit where it's due for her honesty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:44 PM
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Mate, kudos on picking yourself up after your breakdown! Like others, I went through the minor breakdown on the heels on some failed relationships, a career stuck in neutral, and not achieving what I wanted. Therapy, dusting myself off and getting back up was the cure I needed as well. Can't say that it was an instant turnaround, but nothing worthwhile ever is. But from those experiences, I made myself a priority and not let myself be a doormat. Wouldn't change the sequence of events that brough…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:34 PM
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Mommy to my beautiful baby girl Is that the bun Chad put in the oven, or do she have another one of them? And not for nothing, but...damn! Her baby-to-be enters the room, and she follows 5 minutes behind it. She's huuuuugggggeeeee!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:44 PM
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I know what I want and one red flag will have me gone. Guess what? I don't have red flags. Mine are Gold or Platinum. Guess what else? Your like ain't getting anywhere near them. 😂😂😂😂 Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:31 PM
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I'm still stuck on one point with this chick: 7 dates? And the dude still hasn't gotten anywhere? When I was dating, if I didn't get at least a little action inside of the first 3 dates or so, it was time to assess and (most likely) walk away. The OP may not be criticizing this woman, but I will. This is why guys truly believe that women mostly have shit for brains: It's because of actions like this that are totally contradictory and irrational. If she wants Chad, chase Chad. If she wants "7-dat…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:25 PM
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She's seeking a castrated male. Whoever dates her certainly would have no balls. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:16 PM
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Oh the amount of contradiction in this profile makes me think "What the actual fuck?!?" First borns are too controlling, but she doesn't want someone weak with no self-esteem. Because her parents made $200K, you should treat her in the spoiled rich bitch style she and the crotch spawn are accustomed to. "...does not pay $1800 in child support to pay off his exes mortgage for her." Blame the system that you rigged to do that to guys. Y'all want equality, but you also want to be more equal than th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:14 PM
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I'm in my early 40's, look younger than my age, aware that I'm attractive, an open book, adventurous, charismatic, social, ambitious, and speak multiple languages. She forgot to say she was modest, also. Just ask her, I'm sure she'll tell you all about that one. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:31 AM
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Shes stupid enough to admit it. Most of them are 'sapiosexuals' these days. Then she totally misunderstood what sapiosexual meant. The proper and accurate term for gold diggers like this one is timophilia. timophilia (uncountable) A primary arousal from gold or wealth. So she must be a timophiliac. 😂 Wonder if we can have that as a posting flair. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:28 AM
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Similar story -- good friend of mine swore that he wouldn't wait as long as I did to get married (I was on the cusp of 33). Fast forward a few years and he put 33 in the rear-view mirror, heading toward 34. He married, so he crossed the finish line...only to be divorced about 10 years after that. How'd that race work out for him? He hates it when I mention that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 03:49 PM
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I'm HSV-2 positive so if you can't accept that or want to criticize just swipe left. ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ Just holding down THAT key hard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 03:39 PM
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Definitely looking for a hookup. Some clues: "Hanging out, watching movies...just chillin" -- "Netflix and chill"? Look at my lingerie cleavage shot, do you like my boobs? -- If you're attracting a pump-and-dump, that's the way you'd do it. Not-so-subtle messaging. "cool af, adventurous, open-minded" -- look at all the double-entrendre words in the profile. I suggest she's not trying to be as subtle as it looks on the surface. She already knows she's past her sell-by date, so she'll take that "g…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 03:34 PM
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If your looking for a hookup please swipe left. No, swiping left because as a native English speaker you aren't educated enough to understand the correct use of 'you're' in proper context. Gotta have standards. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 03:20 PM
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I'm just on here to find friends. There are women who are "friends" and then those you can f***. This one isn't the 'friend' type, otherwise this dude wouldn't be playing grab-ass in the photo, and she wouldn't be using the pic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 02:17 PM
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Single mother to be and PROUD Her big achievement in 22 years is being on her back, not using contraception, and getting knocked up by some dude she never had any intention of being serious about. Bravo babe!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 02:00 PM
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On any dating site, there's a word for women who post themselves with other guys: Avoid. C'mon, this dude has been friend-zoned, he'd be banging her if he had the open door for it, so the mere fact she posts his pic is a warning to all guys to run, don't walk from this disaster-about-to-happen. Note the emphasis on "loyalty". I've got really good odds on her being cheated-on at least 3 times in her relationships. Anyone willing to take-on-for-the-team to find out? 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 01:58 PM
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Wow. This is a shit sandwich if I ever saw one. And the relish on this one is just more shit. I have no idea who she is or what she's seeking...aside from a reliable provider. Maybe she can use that criminal justice background to hunt down her two Chads and swear out bench warrants for her long overdue child-support.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 01:50 PM
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In certain circles, especially the east coast (NY, DC, etc.), $100K isn't setting the bar very high. That would not be a good year for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 01:30 PM
5

Heaven forbid that someone else should hold their children as a first priority and them further down the list, even though you don't rate equally with her. She needs to be #1, but she's happy to treat you like #2.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 01:23 PM
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"Business woman/ philanthropist /writer" Read: I want to continue my business and philanthropy, but I'm bad at one and have no money for the other. Prop up my life financially. "Into music, cooking, and traveling." Read: Into concerts (you buy the tickets), cooking (as long as some else does it, I only make great reservations), and traveling (charged to your American Express Platinum). "Looking for a guy: at least 6 ft tall, makes at least $100K per year, well dressed, handsome." Read: "I want s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 01:27 AM
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Completely agree. Understanding, patient, and provide explanations when asked (or offer advice). Great chaps!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 01:12 AM
1

Got it. Thanks for the clarification.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 09:18 PM
1

Alright, please remove, thanks!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 09:18 PM
1

I'll correct. Sorry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 08:51 PM
1

Got it, my bad. Let me re-do these with the redacted info. Sorry about that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 08:50 PM
1

Yeah, this is the 2002 Honda Civic with 175,000 on the odometer selling for $75,000. Any takers? 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 08:40 PM
1

Well, notice how she's getting around...and public transit isn't great in that area.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 08:25 PM
2

I think she needs to go to grammar school first.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 06:29 PM
2

Epic! That was brutal, loved it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 06:26 PM
1

Thanks Joe. He's helping the middle class though! (If you believe that, I'm also selling Nevada swampland for a steal)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 06:24 PM
1

"Laughed my butt off. 4 stars!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 04:06 PM
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I won't doubt you're a decent human being. I'd also agree you're "damaged as fuck from the last guy", and that's why I would stay clear if I were in the market. ​ She chose this guy. She chose him knowing all of these "bad boy traits" deep down, there is no way that eluded you. There is something definitely amiss if she stayed with him for 6 years. If this was really 'the guy' for her, why such a long engagement? Why wasn't she married already? It's likely because she knew the signs and chose to…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 04:04 PM
2

Yeah, not to hijack the convo, but the thread is already here and started. The problem with swiping back and forth is it makes a dating app no different than Hot-Or-Not, just without the numeric rating. You're rating on a scale of 1 to 10 where the scores are insanely skewed (people who would be a 4 in reality would be a 7 on a dating app) and people are only focused on the ephemeral quality of "looks". Sure, looks matter, but there's more out there as shown by the people on this sub who critici…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 03:26 PM
2

All of the work and financial support, none of the fun. What's not to like?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 02:36 PM
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I'm finding this one more than a bit uncomfortable. Four months pregnant and she "can out smoke anybody on this app". The kid inside her is going to emerge a stoner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 02:34 PM
12

That's right. If she wants Greek, we can give her Greek. Just bring plenty of lube. 😂😂😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 02:28 PM
7

Grease? She wants Grease? Got just the place -- know a really cheap diner that hasn't cleaned their grills and fryers in a few months. Bet she'll never know the difference. 😂😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 02:26 PM
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Exactly. It all depends on what's important to you. If I just want sex with no commitment, that's one thing. If I want to hold a conversation afterward, that's different. And women who are like under 25 really lack any imagination at all. That gets dull quickly. The current 20-somethings could not hold a candle to thee 20-somethings I dated when I was in that age bracket (we did a bang on job of dumbing down an entire generation).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 08:56 PM
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I married an Asian, you can generally deduct 10 years from the actual age in terms of youthful looks. Avoid heavy sun, and you can deduct a bit more. For me, not a wrinkle...unlike everyone else I see in my age range. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 08:33 PM
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If you watch any movie / TV show with a single mother in it, you'll see they are not only portrayed as complete heroes but they always easily get a childless, extremely attractive and wealthy man, who is portrayed as the one who is extremely lucky to settle for another mans (or mens) scraps. Oh, the Lifetime Channel: Television for women. And coincidentally, there's usually a companion movie about some woman getting beaten to a pulp by this now-former dude of their dreams. So after he was the Wh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 08:30 PM
7

Granted it is probably not the best mindset but it does make you think No, but it's honest. You weren't good enough then, but suddenly they think they're lowering their standards after you've already gone and raised your expectations based on where you are in life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 02:07 PM
10

We are always judged on how we dress. No you're not, but you keep on believing that one. It ranks up there with "The check is in the mail." 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 01:59 PM
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Well, at least the dildo is a very targeted solution to the problem, and you don't need to sit through people droning on over a dinner to get to that instant gratification. 😃😉 If I was still in the market (I'm not, thanks very much) at my age (55), unlike others in my age group, I'm not interested in 20-something women because I knew what that entailed in my 20s (and it was soul-sucking then for me). Plus, that would only be good for one thing since they'd have nothing to converse about since we…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 01:55 PM
3

I'm more likable than 2020. I see we're setting that bar really high. /sarcasm Hell, a case of gonorrhea has more likable qualities than 2020. Narcissists...need not apply. What's the matter? Can't handle the competition?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 02:50 PM
3

Relocation Reimbursement. Meaning she reimburses people. Most likely with your cash since she doesn't have any in that job. Remember, she's a "specialist", not a "manager", "Director" or anything above that, meaning she does the work for 8 people to whom she reports, and is in charge of nothing. Not even her own destiny since she wants all these traits that she lacks in a future soy-boy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 02:30 PM
4

Demand to see the manager? Ok, Karen. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 02:25 PM
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I'm agnostic. Liberal. Yes, BLM. Geez, save us all a lot of time and lead with that next time. Hard pass. ...and we must be able to have sex dates at your place. Wait, wait, wait...hold up. For this amazingly progressive-minded woman, we're having sex dates elsewhere. Doesn't that strike you as awfully suspicious? If you cannot have a guy to your place, that generally means (a) you don't have your own place, (b) you're hiding something, or (c) you're a roommate to someone and therefore cannot fi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 02:08 PM
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She looks HOT...oops, I mean THOT.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 02:04 PM
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Since when is Rebel Wilson a stay-at-home-mom?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 12:53 PM
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Can I get that five minutes of pointless droning back? Great way to tell everyone the 59 characteristics that this guy must have -- well, meaning shouldn't must have but she'd prefer to have, unless there's some minor exception or loophole -- to be considered, but no cognition that this is the reason that she's still single at 30 and hasn't had a steady relationship. Cause & effect at play do ya think? What was the definition of insanity again -- doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a d…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 07:15 PM
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So...she's seeking one bad-decision (to replace the prior one who probably dumped her) and one simp who needs to hear her venting about all the crap she gets from the bad-decision dude (Chad). Then if you're not the dude she's fucking, you'll be the one in the friend zone she whines to who will never get a play. Let's revisit her in 10 years after 2 kids and watch her begging for a guy she can settle down with. ETA to STD: 1 year. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 07:02 PM
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Can I use the American Bandstand rating scale of 35 to 98? This one's got a good beat and you can dance to it. I'll give it a 94. 😃😂 I think all you need to do is look at the popularity and promotion of teen pregnancy through vehicles like MTV's "16 & Pregnant" or "Teen Mom". Heck, it's made relative stars out of certain past alumni (Maci Bookout got a book deal and has otherwise ridden the show to a career). There are many other examples, but all of them downplay the reality that hits once you …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 04:50 PM
1

Let's enumerate what comes before any male suitor in this case: Little boy Two older children (ages not disclosed) Dog Business maybe...you. That puts any guy about 5th or 6th down the list in terms of where he'll actually rank. And if you do the age progression on this one to look ahead 20 years, she'll look like one of those apple head dolls. I can pass for 37 better than she does.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 03:45 PM
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Overhaul?!? They'll need to bring in Union Local 429 to handle this job. Speaking of cats, I fear too much else has been around hers to not make it a hazmat zone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 03:36 PM
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This ad is priceless. Should we start with the roast here: 38 -- is that in dog-years? Does she live in a single-wide or double-wide? This is missing periods, but I guess given her kid situation, she's very familiar with that. Nothing says trailer-park trash like an obvious dye job, too many chains to count, and a camo tank top with her boobs bolstered out front. Isn't a Sh*tso a breed of dog? PSA: If someone offers you Crystal Meth, just say no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 03:32 PM
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Surely you jest, ma'am. You're imposing your moral ethos on these people, why should they even need to consider the consequences of their actions? 😉
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 02:27 PM
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Vasectomies are wonderful things. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 02:25 PM
1

Hi, my name is Chad (Feel free to use or link, enjoy)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 11:47 PM
2

Amen to that. The ideal partnership is a "partnership". That was what my wife and I established from the very start, and it's worked for 23+ years. During that time, there have been times when she has made more money than me, or I've made more than her, and there have been arguments -- some pretty heated -- but the mark of a good relationship is that you work on these things as a couple. Unfortunately, it's apparent that most of these women aren't operating at that level of capability. It's when…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre25/04/21 11:38 PM
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To assume someone played with me to get in my pants is a huge assumption. That's where you're wrong. You've been riding the cock carousel so long, you don't even realize you haven't actually stopped riding yet. I love my sexuality, I love myself and I had sex on MY terms. Oh, right, that explains the buyer's remorse that you have now. If you're complaining about this dude ghosting you, clearly you got played or those weren't YOUR terms. You just let him have the milk without buying the cow. I gu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 10:24 PM
1

David. Just "David". You have the Note app on your phone and don't put down any relevant detail like phone numbers for the late night booty call, any specific kinks, or dick size since Carol's clearly riding the Cock Carousel. No useful details. Geez! What a THOT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 10:09 PM
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And you're offering....what. Somehow, I don't think any guy is getting the better end of this deal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 04:41 AM
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don't like it well let's not waste each others time and go ahead and swipe left Don't need to tell me twice. I'm a mother of two beautiful boys. Your big accomplishment in your 26 years on this planet...is getting knocked up twice. Bravo babe!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 04:12 AM
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Dude. yuuuuuuge missed opportunity to break out in song: And you can tell everybody, this is your thread...(ahem) This made my evening. LOL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 03:57 AM
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Dated a smoker. Oh gawd that was a mistake. She'd have all her smoker friends over for an evening and all light up inside in a room with zero ventilation (long before the trend to smoke outside). And when one lights up, it creates a chain reaction for everyone else to do the same in short order. More than once I cut out on that scene and she'd bitch about it. I had to grow up around an impolite smoker as a kid and I frankly prefer being able to breathe. I can deal with a heavy chick over a smoke…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 03:53 AM
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Oh and don't forget Photoshop and the Snapchat filters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 03:47 AM
4

I've heard the urban legends of people dying alone and home only to be eaten by their pets. Perhaps that's the anti-climax.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 02:58 AM
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For every woman that's single, there's some guy who was tired of putting up with their shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 02:56 AM
1

How do I swipe thee? Let me count the ways: Venmo and Cashapp in a dating profile -- hard No. "I'm fat IRL" -- definitely No. 420 friendly -- No. So many piercings I can't fly commercial because I won't get through passenger screening -- absolute No. "Ion want any of y'all in my dms." -- then why the fuck are you on a dating site -- No for sheer stupidity and lack of correct grammar, dumbass. "the lights stay off during sex" -- are you really that disgusting to look at naked? -- hard No. "I have…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 02:08 AM
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If you're in Florida, you'd be surprised what passes for a stripper. Especially day-shift. Tore-up from the floor-up in some places. Tampa has more of them per capita than anywhere else. It's been nicknamed "Trampa".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 07:16 AM
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But notice I said that she had to do the same. There's that double-standard of 'why would (she) provide all that information'. Because if she's not in the same league, it makes her real objective clear. "(I) can't tell her what to do." That's right, and I don't have to fuck her trampy ass either. Men have choices. Kidding aside, if my wife pre-deceased me, I'm not remarrying with what's out there now. Most guys don't realize they can get those basic services a la carte much more cheaply and effi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 07:06 AM
1

...and pretty eyes and compliments will also get you pretty far I suspect a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet will do much the same.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 04:38 AM
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Dude, I logged into mu Kik account for the first time in like a year and within minutes, I got propositioned by someone offering exactly that sort of thing. My immediate response was WTF. Threw her a block instantly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 03:17 AM
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Have you seen how Americans write lately?!? I'm married to an ESL, she has better mastery of English than do most Americans, and a hell of a vocabulary. YMMV, but it sounds like you've encountered the bottom end of ESLs, dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 02:45 AM
2

Yeahrightsure. If she's been dragged about 20 miles down the road face down. She doesn't look a day younger than 52.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 02:35 AM
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Hell, just stand in front of your house, your car, and show the bottom line of your brokerage account statement. Oh, but make sure she shows hers as well. We need to be on the same level or compatible. Fair is fair. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 02:30 AM
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Oh better still? "Pay for my sitter and I'll fuck on the first date." I'm thinking that Chad got the same deal first, everyone else is getting it with the kids that resulted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 11:48 PM
5

Wow. The very definition of "rode hard and put away wet".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 08:07 PM
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Guarantee that some 70+ year old with $500K in the bank, a 3" dick, and one foot in the grave ends up being the realistic end game.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 07:48 PM
2

She's a Tinder wonder. Don't know about OnlyFans, and would be surprised if anyone younger than 75 subscribed to that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 07:42 PM
8

Would not be surprised if her employment involves something like "Backdoor Soccer Moms 7" LMAO! Was thinking something like "Naughty Stepmoms 12" given the trend toward step-family porn of late.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 06:56 PM
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That's always astounded me. These girls can make a hell of a lot of money dancing and milking easy marks, but they're driving the most hoopty assed cars and always asking for money. WTF?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 06:48 PM
2

Think the only thing that could have been more epic would have been something appropriate for a low-end strip-bar. Link this one: Warrant - Cherry Pie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 04:41 PM
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For her, no. But I'll bet her 'clients' got a lot of happy endings. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 03:59 PM
2

I think the real question is "Good where". Cock sleeve? Doggie (especially with the collar)?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 03:39 PM
1

I'm betting Chad never discussed politics while she was getting railed. But wait...if she's vegan, how's she taking anyone's meat?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 01:35 AM
1

Ok. For sake of argument, let's say I match that description. In that case, I want her to be no more than about 1 meter tall, with a flat head for setting drinks on, carrying enough sandwiches to keep me from starvation all day, and have the ability to suck a basketball through a garden hose. Oh, and she should be mute because I really don't want to hear her BS. I think that's about as tolerant as she was toward about 99.999% of people.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 01:32 AM
1

I'll sing loud but don't judge I can't sing. This profile was provided as a public service for the hearing impaired (and future hearing impaired).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 01:23 AM
1

But she likes guys and girls. Great! That's twice as many people to think she's a ho. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 01:20 AM
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Prediction: She'll have her eggs frozen, remain a virgin, then come out later that she's actually lesbian and some woman in the background of her life will emerge from the shadows to be her significant other. Once that gets all settled, they'll find a suitable sperm donor and do IVF (or be like others and use a surrogate). And that'll explain her reticence to settle down with the "right guy", because she didn't want to admit that it wouldn't eventually be a "guy" at all. Let's see if that comes …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:53 PM
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That's where I've seen her! I was at the beach one time and these Greenpeace activists were trying to push her back into the surf. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:15 PM
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Women looking for high value men that are nice guys while they bring nothing to the table but burdens and bitchiness, then insisting that you play 6th priority to the brats that she was knocked up with by Chad. No thank you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 11:11 PM
2

Wait wait wait...THIS was an upgrade?!? Like the difference between being unconscious versus conscious but still sleeping in a dumpster...that sort of upgrade? Yeesh!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 08:17 PM
1

It seems women want equality...until they don't. Can't have it both ways. Either you want equality -- which means you can pay -- or you want the patriarchy -- meaning the male pays. Doesn't work both ways, so pick one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 07:56 PM
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26 years old, has 3 kids, puts them first (you aren't 2nd, 3rd or even 4th or 5th), and "wants more". So with each new kid, you get pushed further and further down the scale. She doesn't want a relationship. She wants an ATM.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 07:20 PM
1

She doesn't need expensive perfume. They need to wheel that bitch into Earl Scheib. She needs the whole paint job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 05:07 AM
2

What they say: I want an emotionally-available man. What they mean: I want some beta male to SIMP for me while I treat him like I've treated every other man in my life that was worthwhile because I'm totally clueless. What they really want: Christian Grey, because they've been sitting alone too many hours with one cat (or ten) reading mummy-porn lusting for a real alpha male to treat me like my inner slut despite those days clearly being long behind me. What they'll actually end up getting: Guy …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 04:56 AM
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I'm thinking at a minimum she needs to be about a meter tall with a flat head (need to set my beer someplace) and an endless supply of sandwiches. That's a wish-list for starters. 😂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 04:49 AM
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If that's the case, how much can we pay her to get rid of her profile? 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 09:10 PM
2

This. Epic! You just cut right through that BS. Thanks! 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 08:32 PM
2

But there are men who are friends with women who want nothing in return. They're generally all gay though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:59 PM
1

And I'm such a loving caring person Just ask the baby daddy to be. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:52 PM
1

23 so if you're old stay off my page. Peace out babe. Takin' my bag with me. Oh and it sure looks like there's another kid blacked out in the pic. What are the chances?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:50 PM
2

3 kids at 21? It seems like her fertility (and lack of knowledge of contraception) is keeping the birthrate going just fine on her own. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:19 PM
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The only thing a woman can provide in my life is sex and most of them don't want to do that. 'I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.' - Steve Martin Who knew how true that would be. Also cheaper because you can pay them to leave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:15 PM
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Present: Single mom, 1 kid, job as cashier. Desired: Big house, big farm, big dogs, +1 kid, guy with big bank balance. Reality: Future stripper on the day shift while the kids (she'll get one more) are in school. Come back in 5 years, see if that isn't the case. 😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 06:05 PM
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She doesn't know, figure it out, this queen wants you to work out that mess because she and her two worlds are worth it. Her two worlds. LOL! Finding the analogy of planets and fatties ironic as fuck. 😂😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 05:26 PM
2

...prefer if you message first Yes, I'm raised being used to entitlement. So you do all the work and I'll sit back and acknowledge your presence...maybe. Wild guess, but I'm envisioning her career prospects consist of collecting welfare checks and SNAP whilst she surfs the Internet all day and tries to 'produce content' for an Onlyfans page. Your tax dollars already at work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 05:05 PM
1

Do as I say, not as I do. She's clearly not that smart if she'll turn down the guy in the Mercedes or Audi for someone in a beat-to-crap F-150. Gotta have your standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:51 PM
1

Imagine if a 50 year old guy made a profile claiming that he only deals with much younger women. He’s be shamed and called a sugar daddy. And women in their early 20's troll these dating sites as 'sugar babies' looking for guys in their 50's as if they're the shit. So those guys in their 50's are in a 'negotiating position' and can make all the demands they like because if one sugar baby doesn't like it, there's literally 20 more lined up behind her. It's a tough economy out there. 😂😃
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:46 PM
1

I knew I could stop reading when she led off with "I probably won't like you." Perfect. Thanks for letting me know so I don't waste any more time. And POF won't let you search beyond +/- 12 years difference. WTF?!? A cougar in a wool cap? Ooooh, there's a prize for a 21 year old, and she gets to make the same mistakes all over now that she's in her mid-40's. You can't fix stupid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:37 PM
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"Went on a long drive today and exercised and drank water instead of drinking my usual bottle of wine while crying and having an internal dialogue like I'm on some weird interview with Dr. Phil. Drank water while driving instead of drinking a bottle of wine. That's probably the first responsible decision she's ever made, lest the cop pull her over or she get DWI'ed. ...I'm fucking tired of drowning out the loneliness with booze. Babe, it's probably the beer goggles that were making you think tha…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:30 PM
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Let's see... Cry baby, everyone's ugly (has she checked a mirror during the past decade?), fatter in person (back to checking the mirror thing again), has kids, is annoying, awkward, did she mention fat again, SIMP for her because she's not putting out and not messaging first, everyone else is a weirdo (what was that thing about everyone else being the problem must mean that YOU are actually the problem? Yeah.). Ooooh, sign me up immediately. 😂 By the way, is that a fanny pack?!? Really? And it'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:08 PM
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