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LEVEL UP BRO! rideoffalone/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/05/21 07:24 PM
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LEVEL UP BRO! rideoffalone/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 09:29 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f6dnrs/on_moving_in_with_a_boyfriend/
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/04/22 05:16 AM
79

Mad Men obviously
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/22 05:58 AM
5

Sorry to be pedantic, but it's "lewd."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/03/22 02:27 AM
27

Losing my virginity would hurt less if he didn't use a condom.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/03/22 08:39 AM
40

Or the idiotic "what are you doing, step-_____" that they all upvote hundreds of times.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/03/22 06:52 AM
10

Or being reduced to the Andrea Yates path.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/03/22 02:25 AM
41

It's like when they talk about how if Barbie were real, she'd have to crawl on all fours because her body couldn't support her boob size.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/02/22 08:19 AM
95

Or "fajitas" like Peter Griffin says it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/02/22 12:48 AM
17

I'm sure he'd be "open minded" enough to consider a 21-year-old. :-P
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/02/22 05:14 AM
197

Every 25-year-old's dream: an overweight, divorced 53-year-old workaholic.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/02/22 05:13 AM
13

Do men not realize we have to take birth control for a month for it to kick in? It's not like we can just take it on the days we have sex or something.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/22 08:09 AM
10

Clothes shopping 3 days before Christmas? You're brave!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/21 03:24 AM
21

I have this theory he's closeted, but who knows.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/12/21 09:34 PM
9

Been doing it for two years now!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/21 07:42 AM
29

The people making these laws are the male boomers who can't get it up anymore and are sour about it, so they pull the "if I can't have sex, no one can" card like petulant children.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/21 07:42 AM
14

I've been celibate in protest of the way men treat me for 2 years now, so I'm way ahead of you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/21 07:40 AM
10

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/12/21 04:15 AM
9

Yep. Projection is always the answer.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/11/21 01:40 AM
11

Nah, this is the bare minimum.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/11/21 10:51 PM
39

You are quite generous. I usually give about 12 hours, if that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/11/21 08:53 AM
70

Love it when men mansplain what sex is like for women.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/11/21 11:39 PM
120

I'm convinced kind men don't even exist anymore. They're only kind to you because they want to fuck you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/21 06:51 AM
57

"No true Scotsman"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/11/21 07:11 AM
311

If he's into you, he'll make it obvious.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/21 09:24 PM
4

Also accidental pregnancies and increased risk of UTIs.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/10/21 08:36 PM
2

Insecurity.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/10/21 08:06 PM
6

Nah, she was his beard. They're both gay.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/10/21 09:57 PM
40

That's a few trips to the grocery store.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/10/21 12:44 AM
60

Despondent, because it's true.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/10/21 12:40 AM
27

Because they're addicts. It's like trying to take heroin away from a heroin addict.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/10/21 05:09 AM
46

I'm convinced that men will fuck anything and women will date anything. Most of my friends' husbands I would not touch with a ten-foot pole (if they were single, I mean).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/10/21 10:12 PM
20

Yep. Being single is not a holding pattern.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/10/21 10:04 PM
8

Ugh, that passive aggressive smiley.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/10/21 03:20 PM
7

There would be a ticker-tape parade.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/10/21 04:17 AM
39

I keep saying this over and over: there is no such thing as a female incel. Even the ugliest woman in the world could find men to sleep with her.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 07:48 PM
193

Also, almost everyone is super into the person they're dating when they're at the start of a new relationship. Check back in 2 years and I'm sure he'll be checked out.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 07:43 PM
20

Maybe the dude could just not check social media that day? Jesus.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 07:36 PM
14

Also the players slowly destroying their minds until they have dementia at like 40.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 07:36 PM
17

(holds up spork)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 11:37 AM
12

Except not getting paid for it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 11:29 AM
0

Oh, I agree with your last sentence. Big difference between your early twenties and late twenties.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/21 11:12 AM
57

I wish American women cared less about male validation. :-/
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/09/21 04:21 AM
13

You can be married and still be pursuing your education. It's not either/or.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/09/21 09:22 PM
48

Also Diane Keaton.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/09/21 02:40 AM
12

Hope she got picked.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 11:37 PM
22

He probably just did it to try to speed up her postpartum weight loss.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 10:38 PM
117

Yeah, I did this years ago because I couldn't stand how all of the pictures of women were just sexy pictures and the men got all the cool pictures of them actually DOING things. It was so irritating.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/21 01:17 AM
3

Ohhh, gotcha!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 06:56 PM
15

And they'll drop your friendship like a hot potato once they have a girlfriend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:40 AM
17

It's actually better than being married to most guys.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:39 AM
7

Definitely the first sentence.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:37 AM
20

In my experience, men lose interest the second you show interest in them, so maybe your makeup/outfit communicated that. (God forbid!!!)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:37 AM
7

Sorry, could you explain this one? I'm dense.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:32 AM
15

This ain't Build-A-Bitch.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:20 AM
13

I lost mine at 24 and sincerely regret it. Stay strong!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:17 AM
15

There's one lady in there talking about how she makes 5x the money her husband does and does all the chores (because he throws a fit if she asks him) and he just pays a small part of his salary to her and uses the rest for his own things. Then she got bitchy in the edits saying people replying shouldn't tell her to split up with him and "pretend to know about strangers' marriages." Like, SIS.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:10 AM
6

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble...
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:07 AM
25

How much money have your male friends spent on makeup, hair, clothing, high heels, bras, Monistat... I could go on. Also if we're going 50/50, I better have an orgasm for every orgasm you have.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:06 AM
3

My "one that got away" was a crush that never led to anything, so it's easy for me to idealize him when I have no idea what he'd actually be like in a real relationship. I know deep down that he wouldn't be as perfect as the person I have built up in my mind over the years. (Also, FDS has taught me that if he were actually into me, he would've asked me on a date, so yeah, bullet dodged!)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 09:00 AM
17

They're too lazy to look for a new person and just remember that you were into them once and gamble on the fact that you might be still into them now.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 08:56 AM
24

This is me with every one of my boyfriends. (Luckily I wasn't dumb enough for marriage or kids.)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/09/21 08:55 AM
26

I gave up a long time ago. I can't deal with the heartbreak again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/09/21 08:55 AM
19

Crop tops and mom jeans, right?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/09/21 10:26 AM
62

Or they completely ghost you once they get a girlfriend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/09/21 12:28 PM
17

"Boyfriend of 5 years" says it all if they're over the age of 25.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/09/21 11:41 PM
20

If I had a dollar for every time I was like a Romanian woman trying to seek sanctuary in an 18th-century French church...
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/09/21 09:57 AM
4

We can create life. That in itself makes us more impressive than any man that has ever lived.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/09/21 10:32 PM
19

Is there anything they won't ruin?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 06:10 PM
12

*sex slave
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 10:33 AM
117

Blah blah blah BMI is not a reliable metric blah blah The Rock would be considered obese blah blah.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 10:32 AM
34

'Bout to drop his entire skincare routine on us.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 10:30 AM
30

Blah blah blah biology blah blah blah waist-to-hip ratio blah blah fertility blah blah.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/08/21 10:28 AM
34

Because they're cheap.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/08/21 09:11 PM
46

They have a hard enough time getting it up for girls they're actually attracted to. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 07:33 PM
227

Yeah, the only thing about this post that makes me feel better is that she's 21 and of course she'll find someone she loves more eventually.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 07:31 PM
11

Machiavelli said it's better to be feared than loved, so obviously this dude missed the entire point.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 09:24 AM
26

For a second, I thought this said Socrates. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 09:20 AM
239

Dollars to donuts he's married. (Also love the classic "mid 30s but lists his age as 31." Who wants to bet he's like 38?)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/08/21 09:18 AM
8

Definitely in the closet. Rumor has it he's been dating Lukas Haas (the little kid from the '80s movie Witness) for a number of years.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/08/21 08:15 AM
6

He's Just Not That Into You and The Rules
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/08/21 09:14 AM
31

You're right! Sorry, I phrased it in a confusing way.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/08/21 06:03 AM
30

Oh sorry, I meant Claudia, the girlfriend!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/08/21 06:03 AM
55

It was in one of the early podcasts she and Finneas did (called We Bought a House). Discussed here.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/08/21 05:57 AM
413

He also makes her pay him rent for living in his house, even though he has a net worth of $20 million.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/08/21 09:28 PM
25

A woman who experienced the Ariana Grande concert bombing developed severe PTSD and committed suicide a few days ago. :(
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/08/21 09:36 PM
8

Did he have the same reaction to you? I'm always curious about that.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/08/21 05:14 AM
35

Or just confidence. Joe Exotic had that in spades.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/08/21 05:06 AM
35

The only unrealistic part about this is that the relationship lasted 6 months. It should be 6 weeks.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/08/21 08:02 AM
6

*Gauguin
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/08/21 07:38 PM
3

Based.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/07/21 07:24 AM
30

She posts constant Instagram stories about her (@katstickler).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/07/21 03:29 AM
19

gestures broadly at the pain and suffering that has been part of the human existence since time immemorial
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/07/21 06:55 PM
115

“The ones who are not soul-mated – the ones who have settled – are even more dismissive of my singleness: It’s not that hard to find someone to marry, they say. No relationship is perfect, they say – they, who make do with dutiful sex and gassy bedtime rituals, who settle for TV as conversation, who believe that husbandly capitulation – yes, honey, okay, honey – is the same as concord. He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue, I think. Your petty demands simply …
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/07/21 06:51 PM
14

God, think of where you were in 2003 and imagine having dated someone for that long. Babies born that year can now buy cigarettes. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/07/21 05:22 PM
22

BLOCK HIM. This is like the #1 rule of FDS! Stop caring about if he ever messages you again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/07/21 05:47 PM
37

Reminds me of two similar scenes in Sex and the City: this one and this one. (The second one showing all you need are your female friends!)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/07/21 05:31 PM
13

Kind of funny because he's almost at an obese BMI.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/07/21 07:38 PM
36

Rewarding the bare minimum for the umpteenth time.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/07/21 07:37 PM
31

Yeah, so much pro-choice stuff gets upvoted to the front page and my cynical side thinks it's just because men want to have unlimited sex with no consequences.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/07/21 07:34 PM
1

https://azm.to/movie/the-florida-project
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/07/21 07:33 PM
70

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/07/21 07:16 PM
1

If you guys have a free 45 minutes, this BBC documentary about men with RealDolls is really fascinating to watch. One man has several RealDolls even though he has a girlfriend! 😱
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/07/21 06:55 PM
76

Wow, you'd think men would pull out all the stops for a woman as beautiful as she is.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/07/21 06:40 PM
7

Great minds think alike. :)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/07/21 06:25 PM
63

The fact that she didn't specify their ages means she's probably 30 and he's probably 39. 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/07/21 07:16 AM
12

But people are slightly less mean to us when we cry, so it's totally equal.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/07/21 06:47 PM
13

You should watch the movie Body Heat. You'll love it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/07/21 02:50 AM
29

Plus she met him when she was 13.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/07/21 06:51 PM
15

Every clip that has a guy clocking a girl gets upvoted to the front page.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/07/21 01:27 AM
9

Relevant spoken word poem about this very subject
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/07/21 07:00 PM
92

And all the men on Reddit are making memes about this. It's truly disgusting.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/07/21 08:43 AM
115

She needs to read He's Just Not That Into You.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/07/21 10:51 PM
42

"Did I mention I'm polyamorous?"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/06/21 07:43 AM
50

This makes me want to cry.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/06/21 11:16 PM
12

Amazing what happens when society spends your entire life brainwashing you into thinking having a boyfriend is the ultimate goal.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 08:46 PM
6

Sheet masks are terrible for the environment, unfortunately. :(
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 10:29 AM
192

"We all do walk dates down here."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 07:21 AM
67

My mom was named after her mother and this was in 1953! HVM grandfather.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 07:15 AM
340

I would trade "being laughed at" for "being afraid I'll get raped/murdered/pregnant" any day.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/06/21 03:37 AM
2

*tongue in cheek
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/06/21 07:07 PM
3

NO MIDDLE GROUND
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/06/21 09:02 PM
42

Dick is abundant and low value.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/06/21 06:49 PM
6

Or can't get it up or cums in 30 seconds.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/06/21 05:20 AM
22

Link for the lazy
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/06/21 09:27 PM
33

As well as her brother.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/06/21 09:22 PM
7

Never dated or lost my virginity.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/06/21 09:18 PM
52

From the movie Take This Waltz: "Life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it like some lunatic."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/06/21 09:17 PM
97

Projection, as always.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 09:01 PM
1

No one drinks coffee in the evening.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 12:15 AM
10

Someone needs to remind this guy that dick is abundant and low value.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 12:14 AM
3

/empress
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 12:13 AM
5

I actually had two men in my life tell me this exact thing.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/06/21 12:13 AM
9

NONE OF THE MOMS
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/06/21 11:51 PM
3

She guest starred in a few episodes of Scrubs.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/06/21 11:51 PM
27

Midlife crisis, party of one, your table is ready.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/06/21 08:37 AM
16

There was a recent meme on one of the meme subreddits that was captioned "when you think about freezing time and fucking every girl at your school" that made me want to barf.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/06/21 04:56 PM
6

There Is No Unmarked Woman
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/06/21 08:27 AM
22

But the neckbeards always imagine the girl looking like Margot Robbie and not being ugly or fat.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/06/21 11:23 PM
62

Me too! Almost 2 years.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/06/21 06:23 AM
31

Join the subreddit!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/06/21 10:32 PM
3

You're my hero.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/05/21 09:54 PM
49

"No one is nicer than a guy who hasn't fucked you yet."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/05/21 09:51 PM
16

https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nnp64l/horror_movies_about_the_risks_of_letting_lvms/
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/05/21 09:48 PM
9

Rosemary's Baby, Unsane, Gerald's Game, Dial M for Murder, Revenge, 1922, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Gone Girl, Swallow, Burning, All I See Is You, Not Without My Daughter, Looking for Mr. Goodbar (I used a loose definition of horror obviously!)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/05/21 03:36 AM
17

"The Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucki…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/05/21 03:29 AM
3

Male apartment makeover on SNL
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/05/21 03:26 AM
13

Have fun = have sex for two minutes before he cums. They never mean anything else by that euphemism.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/05/21 03:19 AM
7

Because that's how it is in porn. It's truly mind boggling how so many of them think porn is real life.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/05/21 03:18 AM
1

Oh my god, I hate that song. Like he won't even come to the door for you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/05/21 03:17 AM
5

English muffins 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/05/21 05:03 AM
9

To be fair, I feel like we were still influenced by women in magazines/TV/movies in the 90s and early aughts, but I realize that's not quite as pervasive as social media is.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/05/21 08:15 AM
19

Some First Wives' Club shit.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/05/21 10:00 PM
73

"My love language is physical touch."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/05/21 09:54 PM
16

“And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/05/21 07:20 AM
62

He's probably ugly, which is why he didn't approach you and wrote you a note instead.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/05/21 07:07 AM
2

https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/east-asia/article/3041058/why-south-korean-women-are-turning-their-backs-sex-marriage-and https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/til-death-do-i-stay-single-south-koreas-nomarriage-women
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 07:50 PM
5

Been doing it for almost two years. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 07:48 PM
4

I'm convinced the old male conservative politicians want to ban abortion because they're bitter that young girls no longer want to sleep with them and if they can't have it, no one can! (Like a toddler)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 07:47 PM
2

I can't imagine walking that tightrope. I'm so sorry you have to deal with this.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 12:23 AM
21

I'm 35, but I didn't lose my virginity until 2010, well into porn being a common thing, so your comment makes sense to me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/05/21 12:22 AM
3

I've tried to wear less mascara because I worry that having to remove it every day is not good for my undereye skin.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 09:24 PM
4

It's so funny to me that society says all hair on women is unhygienic except for head hair. Like, no dude is accusing a woman with super long hair of being unhygienic.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 09:22 PM
10

Several hundred dollars a month?? That is so disheartening. As if black women don't have enough crap to deal with.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 09:05 PM
100

I hated Channing Tatum's part in "She's The Man" because he's super awkward and nervous around girls and I was like, "Any teenage boy who is the slightest bit attractive is walking around like he is God's gift to women."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 08:59 PM
4

I would argue 24 hours is too long to wait. 12 might be better, or even 6. This isn't 2001, we all have our phones in our hands constantly. (Plus texting takes what, 20 seconds?)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 08:57 PM
35

Amazing in-depth profile of her
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 08:51 PM
41

Apparently it was built to entice Queen Victoria to visit, so you're right!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/05/21 08:51 PM
1

Why haven't you blocked him?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/05/21 12:12 AM
5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJQHk5lmTwQ
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy15/05/21 06:45 AM
70

And not have to deal with pregnancy, labor, and breastfeeding.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/05/21 07:40 AM
478

With their heads attached.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/05/21 11:11 PM
93

And then came back because she didn't want to "silence herself." I can't stand her.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/05/21 09:08 AM
11

We don't need to support every decision another woman makes. It's important to think critically about these things, especially with someone as famous as her who has so much impact on her fans.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/05/21 05:49 AM
11

Especially when you're 24 and 34. I get waiting six years if you meet each other in HS/college.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/05/21 05:55 AM
7

Female john?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/05/21 05:51 AM
102

I love when they compare us to food.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/05/21 07:37 AM
15

I feel like this advice is akin to "don't stick a metal fork into an electrical outlet," but maybe it's not blindingly obvious to some people. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/05/21 01:05 AM
37

Especially since you don't need to learn how to cook to avoid scurvy, you just need to eat an orange every so often.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/05/21 06:52 PM
14

You'll never be able to go back once you get used to it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/05/21 08:39 AM
30

The fiancée of a male acquaintance of mine 1) proposed to him, 2) bought him cufflinks, and 3) only asked for a Ring Pop as an engagement ring. I feel so bad for her, but I've never met her, so I feel like I can't say anything.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/04/21 04:58 AM
20

/twist tie
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/04/21 04:56 AM
3

I Give Good Parent (NSFW)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/04/21 05:37 AM
19

*American Dad
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/04/21 03:10 AM
34

I was always offended by the Bruce Springsteen lyric "You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/04/21 07:43 PM
34

So many men have their full name as their Instagram username and it just blows my mind.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/04/21 03:29 PM
3

Just so you know, you can test pearls by grinding them between your teeth gently. If it feels sandy, that means it's real.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/04/21 08:58 PM
2

If these percentages were switched, men on Reddit wouldn't be able to shut up about all the "Karens."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/04/21 07:52 PM
4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulteZYyWAA8
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 04:57 AM
3

Occam's Razor
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 04:53 AM
13

BuT tHe CoSt oF a WeDdInG cOuLd Be ThE DoWnPaYmEnT fOr A hOuSe
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/04/21 12:21 AM
8

Yeah, this is just a UTI waiting to happen.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/04/21 10:44 PM
11

Better safe than sorry.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/04/21 08:44 AM
24

They'll never admit you're right even if you are, so what's the point?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/04/21 03:43 AM
11

If Men Could Menstruate
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/04/21 07:02 AM
19

Yep, my first boyfriend at 24 hit me. Wish I hadn't been so desperate for someone to love me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/04/21 07:54 PM
13

Especially since he's had 13 years of practice.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:36 PM
14

Goatees, ugh.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:36 PM
10

"Eleanor was right: She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something." — Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:34 PM
2

Try googling/pinterest searching "avant garde street style."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:33 PM
2

I'm so, so envious of you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:32 PM
1

I commented this above, but try googling/pinterest searching "avant garde street style."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:31 PM
31

I wore a vintage blouse on my second date with one of my exes and he always brought up how weird that was later. It wasn't even a bold blouse; it was tan and dark green in a subtle floral pattern (and looked great on me). So many men just don't understand female fashion.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:30 PM
1

Google/Pinterest search "avant garde street style."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:28 PM
15

I'm imagining you as Diane Keaton. Her outfits send me.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/04/21 09:26 PM
7

Next time, just block without any of the cutting remarks.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/04/21 09:40 PM
9

New Taylor Swift song addressing this exact situation
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/04/21 06:13 PM
12

This is why celibacy rules.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/04/21 10:21 PM
36

Things we have to do for first dates: -shave legs -shave armpits -shave bikini area -shave/wax facial hair -exfoliate feet -paint toenails -paint fingernails -put on lotion/self tanner -pluck eyebrows -put on foundation -put on concealer -put on blush -put on eyeshadow -put on eyeliner -curl eyelashes -put on mascara -fill our eyebrows -put on lipliner -put on lipstick -put on jewelry (earrings, necklace, bracelet, anklet) -blowdry hair -straighten/curl hair -wear uncomfortable shoes -wear uncom…
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/04/21 10:20 PM
1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/04/21 05:37 PM
6

You mean Sir Mix-a-Lot?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/04/21 06:00 AM
38

They want to play house while fucking whomever they feel like.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/04/21 05:54 AM
27

Then they go shoot dozens of people. 🙄
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/04/21 10:25 PM
3

I'm sad about all the pics I untagged of myself in college because I didn't look attractive in them. I bet there are a ton of fun ones tied up in memories that are now unfortunately lost to time.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/04/21 06:06 AM
42

Or just never have sex again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/04/21 06:00 AM
89

Maybe the next time he has a root canal, they should talk about him skipping anesthesia.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/04/21 05:58 AM
8

There is no such thing as a female incel because even the ugliest woman can find a guy to have sex with.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/04/21 11:31 PM
29

Reminds me of Fleabag: "Like having sex with a protractor."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/04/21 02:49 AM
2

Interesting, I didn't know that!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/04/21 06:17 PM
57

If you talk to a bunch of lawyers about your divorce before you tell him, he won't be able to use them. (Learned from A Marriage Story).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/03/21 08:46 PM
12

I really admire you. I am trying so hard to be like this. I'm sick of spending so much money trying to look pretty for men who will treat me like dirt no matter how I look.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/03/21 08:05 AM
1

Just don't date ever again. None of them are worth it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/03/21 03:41 AM
2

Then don't.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 07:19 AM
1

You guys need to stop trying to online date. There's nothing worthwhile there for you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 07:18 AM
19

I stopped dating.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/03/21 07:16 AM
27

It's the new "white knight."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/03/21 07:40 PM
11

They have a cordless model now.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/03/21 08:16 PM
10

https://azm.to/movie/promising-young-woman Does that work for you? I usually have the best luck with Server 2 or 3.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/03/21 07:38 PM
5

Sorry to be pedantic, but he doesn't choke her, he smothers her with a pillow.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy25/03/21 07:32 PM
2

Write down a list of all the things you don't like about him/being in the relationship and look at it whenever you feel down.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/03/21 06:00 PM
12

Or you can just not have sex with men and not have to deal with either!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/03/21 07:40 AM
5

Copper IUDs gave me a 9-day period and it was awful. Never again.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/03/21 07:33 AM
8

They're useless at every age.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/03/21 07:32 AM
9

Don't date ever.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/03/21 11:08 PM
9

You shouldn't be online dating; it's a waste of your precious time.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/03/21 05:22 AM
7

She shouldn't have even responded to him. Just go radio silent.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/03/21 01:00 AM
20

For Americans reading, a Caesar is a Bloody Mary.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/03/21 07:36 AM
17

I feel like there are too many men in the Academy for it to win anything. It was nominated for a bunch of Golden Globes and didn't win any of them. :(
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/03/21 07:05 AM
8

It's amazing how salty men get when the faintest chance of sex gets taken away from them.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/03/21 01:17 AM
15

You guys have to watch The Wife with Glenn Close (link goes to the full movie you can watch for free).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/03/21 06:46 PM
10

I'm not trying to make light of your situation because it sounds awful, but I thought you might be able to relate to this scene in American Dad.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/03/21 07:16 AM
21

I've been reading here for like a year and a half and I've never seen someone use the term "ass garbage."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/03/21 09:04 AM
1

Hitachi Magic Wand, stat.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/03/21 08:51 AM
63

"We started talking about this while walking along with our breasts bouncing up and down."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 07:04 PM
8

Please block him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 07:01 PM
27

I hope she gets an abortion before it's too late.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 06:57 PM
5

They're just mad we're almost to 150K.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/03/21 01:37 AM
37

I got a warning message from Reddit saying they might delete my account (lol, like I care) due to my comment "men are a plague" (which they kind of are, considering how many women they've maimed and killed for time immemorial). Meanwhile, these dudes are talking about hunting down and murdering women in cold blood and don't even get a slap on the wrist. Reddit is such a misogynistic cesspool.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/03/21 04:50 AM
32

I hope you guys realize dudes won't magically change into marriage-minded men once you hit 25. I'm 35 and men are still just looking for one-night stands. It never gets better.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/03/21 07:02 PM
4

No, just don't use it. Don't use any of them.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/03/21 02:53 AM
3

You mean $0.01.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/03/21 09:00 PM
3

Even more important than letting someone into your house because you can't get incurable diseases or pregnant from houseguests.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/03/21 08:52 PM
34

No guarantee she won't want to marry a guy like this, though. Plus the world will be so fucked up by climate change by the time she's our age.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/03/21 05:23 AM
3

Don't message guys first.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/03/21 11:24 PM
41

For all the other women out there: if a guy is into you, he'll be dying to make you his girlfriend.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/03/21 08:01 PM
41

I don't believe HVM exist at this point.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/03/21 03:03 AM
10

If he hasn't made a move on you yet, it means he's not that into you. Move on with someone closer to your age.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/02/21 12:54 AM
21

You know that serial killers start with cats, right? Run far away NOW.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/02/21 09:30 PM
25

Why haven't you blocked him yet?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/02/21 02:45 AM
0

She shouldn't have wished him luck though.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/02/21 05:14 AM
1

Don't wish him luck.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/02/21 05:14 AM
23

That's why you block instead of just deleting.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/02/21 05:10 AM
10

Never.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/02/21 07:29 AM
6

Or just not have sex at all because they don't deserve it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/02/21 07:19 PM
3

At least we found it at all.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/02/21 07:16 PM
9

Nah, it's all a myth peddled by Disney.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/02/21 10:04 AM
7

I'm so envious.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/01/21 07:07 PM
18

Was he really skinny?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/01/21 06:59 PM
8

(Article gets upvoted to the front page because it's such a rare occurence)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/01/21 08:18 PM
5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Fr0euKJLI
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/01/21 07:57 PM
18

And also the one who got excited about him taking her to HomeGoods and Chick-Fil-a.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 10:56 PM
7

Marty was HVM, so of course she dumped him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/01/21 10:54 PM
25

Men and nuclear war have a lot in common.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/01/21 04:46 AM
113

"He is gentle, as all real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting." — Marlene Dietrich
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/01/21 05:57 AM
5

I think they assume you'll watch it with more people. I know, it sucks that it's that high. :( Hopefully it will go down in a few months.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/01/21 12:54 AM
5

It's near the end.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/01/21 10:56 PM
7

You can rent it on Amazon or Google Play for $20.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/01/21 10:56 PM
2

Eh, I'd argue Annie Hall (who fortunately doesn't end up with Woody Allen in the end).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/01/21 08:31 PM
18

Two million people have died from an easily transmissible virus in just over a year. You're being ridiculous.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 06:17 PM
13

He played the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network. He's also the lead in the Netflix adaptation of Rebecca.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 06:10 PM
26

Diane Keaton has been single for like 40 years or something.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/01/21 06:08 PM
16

Sad to think that someone actually had sex with him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 11:07 PM
23

I would argue that if he doesn't want you forever, he doesn't really love you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 09:23 PM
55

Aw, Lin Manuel-Miranda has the sweetest boyfriend! (jk)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 10:34 AM
6

That's the "thousand yard stare" emoji.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/01/21 02:21 AM
1

He looks like E.T.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy07/01/21 07:05 AM
21

Male attempt at humor.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/01/21 07:29 PM
2

/r/wgtow
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy03/01/21 11:19 PM
3

Off topic: your username is cute.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/01/21 09:01 PM
150

All I can think about is the children. They will be so deeply traumatized by their father washing his hands of their mother as she is dying. I hope when he gets old, they put him in a nursing home and leave him there to rot.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/01/21 08:58 PM
25

Right before this part, he says: "Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! / Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags! / They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!" and it makes me think sooooo much of MGTOW. 😂 Especially because Eliza was the one who did all the work.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/01/21 07:29 AM
6

Why is she hanging out with a new person during a global pandemic? There are people dying!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/01/21 07:23 AM
8

Take back your mink, take back your pearls What made you think that I was one of those girls?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/01/21 06:38 AM
12

It's Adagio for Strings in case anyone wants to know.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/12/20 08:13 AM
20

And it's not like she's an office drone sitting behind her computer all day, she's fucking cutting into people's brains and has to be well-rested if she doesn't want to fuck up other people's lives forever.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/12/20 01:39 AM
24

Because they can't make their gfs/wives cum either.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/12/20 01:58 AM
9

Puppy tax please. 😍
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:40 AM
8

He just wanted to seem interesting to you so that you wouldn't realize he was just your garden variety video-games-and-porn-obsessed man.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:36 AM
5

I'm surprised he didn't make you research rings and the best spots in the park to propose. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:24 AM
15

Even worse, I think it's twins.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:19 AM
10

They also act like having an abortion is a cure-all in the case of accidental pregnancy as if abortions weren't incredibly expensive, painful, and traumatic for the women involved.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:17 AM
3

I moved from a mid-sized city in California to a small town in Wisconsin for him, worrying I would hate it because of how small, cold, and conservative it was. Spoiler alert: I hated how small, cold, and conservative it was and we broke up.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:15 AM
22

This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:13 AM
6

Holden Caulfield is a huge "not like other guys" guy—he calls almost everyone else in his life "phonies."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:12 AM
28

As if no one in England has ever said "I love you" to their spouse or relatives. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy24/12/20 01:07 AM
123

I went out with a guy on a first date (before COVID and before I found FDS) who took me to a bar on a Monday night in a hoodie, spent most of the time looking at the baseball game happening on TV, confessed he voted for Trump, and then expected me to go to his house afterwards to hook up with him and got really angry that I wouldn't. I should have left as soon as I saw him in the hoodie.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/12/20 02:04 AM
7

Totally on point with this SNL skit.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/12/20 01:59 AM
3

Almost as good: https://www.etsy.com/listing/669758208/womens-studded-leather-jacket-full-black
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy18/12/20 05:31 AM
10

He had it comin', he had it comin'...
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/12/20 11:57 PM
16

Regular massages too.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy13/12/20 11:50 PM
9

OK but Pure Moods is a bop.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 10:40 PM
5

I'm starting to wonder if HVM are mythical.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 10:37 PM
41

It's way easier for men to avoid being overweight because they have more muscle makeup in their bodies and muscle burns more calories than fat (not to mention the fact that they're usually taller than women). Women have more fat for babies.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 10:35 PM
36

Plus basically all makeup/hair care is marketed towards women.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/12/20 10:34 PM
5

Also it's "throes."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy11/12/20 09:10 AM
2

(anime dude with the butterfly)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/12/20 11:59 PM
4

The question about almost any relationship that involves a man, period.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy09/12/20 08:10 PM
25

They're literally sadists.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/12/20 06:32 PM
8

"I don't want to get married" = "I don't want to get married to you"
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/12/20 08:04 PM
67

No one cares about the valedictorian, let alone the salutatorian.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy30/11/20 12:57 AM
13

This is why I don't have male friends.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy29/11/20 07:45 AM
10

He should be paying her $285,000, the current cost of raising a child (before college).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 09:44 PM
10

Yep. He probably didn't even pull out.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 09:42 PM
14

Didn't they see Gone Girl? Cool Girl doesn't actually exist.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 09:37 PM
4

In other news, water is wet.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 04:19 AM
83

Um, lots of people do? Let's not shame people with a good work-life balance.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 04:15 AM
36

He could probably do with a few 300-calorie Hot Pockets in place of an entire meal.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 04:13 AM
11

"I would never tell anyone who they can and cannot love" What if the other person was secretly married? What if the other person was abusive? What if the other person was a pathological liar? I could keep going.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 04:05 AM
6

DON'T DATE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/11/20 03:54 AM
2

STOP EVEN ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF GOING ON A FIRST DATE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/11/20 09:10 PM
81

Dealing with two babies.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/11/20 08:10 PM
3

She Pete Campbelled his ass. Love it! 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy27/11/20 08:05 PM
3

I love how she gets disgusted by his chest hair. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/11/20 10:51 PM
18

32 and he still doesn't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/11/20 10:42 PM
8

DON'T DATE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/11/20 10:40 PM
1

I'm only slightly obsessed with T. Swizzle. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/11/20 10:05 PM
10

I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending... 🎵
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy26/11/20 02:48 AM
8

Or they could... you know... just NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/11/20 10:22 AM
3

Never lose your virginity. None of them are worth it.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/11/20 05:10 AM
16

Dirty martini, dirty bastard.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/11/20 05:03 AM
7

And yet they throw a hissy fit if we ask them to wear a condom for 5 minutes.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy22/11/20 10:30 PM
45

I bet he didn't even pull out.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy21/11/20 10:25 PM
1

I want to see that movie!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/11/20 03:04 AM
6

Anti-depressants have really helped me lose my libido.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy19/11/20 03:03 AM
30

GET OFF DATING APPS UNTIL COVID IS OVER.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy17/11/20 10:52 PM
3

Porn.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy14/11/20 09:40 PM
34

Stop trying to date during a global pandemic. Get off dating apps until the large majority of us have been inoculated.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/11/20 08:01 AM
5

Another reason to never approach men.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/11/20 04:35 PM
11

Yep. Block him the first time he says something gross. You'll never be able to teach him how to be a good person, no matter what you say.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/11/20 04:27 PM
7

Don't travel to see men. They should travel to see you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/20 09:15 PM
5

She'll be someone who buys one of those crass wedding cake toppers where the bride is dragging the groom by his collar.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/20 03:24 PM
8

That font is from like 2012. 😂
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/11/20 03:21 PM
3

You should post this list as a separate post.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/20 11:23 PM
4

"There is an idea of a [Paultrick]. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/20 10:38 PM
1

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy31/10/20 10:36 PM
9

It's called Wild by Cheryl Strayed.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy16/10/20 02:09 AM
3

34 years old, one via vaginal, one via going down on me (two different guys).
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy06/10/20 07:29 PM
4

She should report him to the IRS.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy05/10/20 05:05 PM
96

You mean raping child sex slaves.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/10/20 07:27 PM
14

Maybe she even bought his coffee. #clown
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy04/10/20 03:15 AM
64

Next time, don't tell him it was nice to meet him and just block him as soon as he cancels. It obviously wasn't nice to meet him; he only wasted your time. We need to stop softening the blow of rejection.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy02/10/20 08:31 PM
17

Cat for cuddles, vibrator for orgasms.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:26 AM
18

More like 99%.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:25 AM
3

Meanwhile his nose has its own zip code and his crow's feet look like they were chiseled into his face.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:16 AM
8

I have two friends who found their husbands on OKC, but I have to remind myself that they are the exception and not the rule. (One also took like 7 years to propose, which would be a no from me, dawg.)
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:14 AM
4

Especially since she was 31 when they started dating. I get waiting 6 years if you meet at 20, but in your 30s? Yikes.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:13 AM
6

Next time just block him. Nothing you say to him will ever make him feel bad about the way he treated you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 08:08 AM
12

You should have blocked him as soon as he dropped off the box. No point in wasting your time texting him.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy01/10/20 07:57 AM
11

I'm pretty sure that's most teenage girls of every era.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 02:00 AM
17

This is the lady who got so excited that her husband was taking her to Homegoods and Target.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 01:58 AM
7

Probably cost like $2. The horror!
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 01:53 AM
19

It looks like the coronavirus.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy28/09/20 01:53 AM
42

Like Zuck on his surfboard.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy23/09/20 04:23 AM
4

He's just not that into you.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 02:44 AM
7

No pressure for morning sex.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy20/09/20 02:40 AM
2

It's weird because I think the hottest part of sex is that someone finds you attractive and wants you. Having a robot programmed to like me would make it so much less appealing.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy12/09/20 04:25 PM
8

Maybe they can do 4.5 months of pregnancy?
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/09/20 10:00 AM
2

Hope you blocked him immediately.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy10/09/20 09:38 AM
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This isn't Baby Boomers; this is the Silent Generation.
/r/FemaleDatingStrategy08/09/20 09:07 AM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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