Announcing the Stupid Girl of the Month Award

Last week, Slumlord suggested that I launch a contest similar to Roissy’s Beta of the Month Award, only featuring dumb women instead of sackless men. After mulling it over, I’ve decided to take him up on that. Say hello to the Stupid Girl of the Month Award!

Here’s how it works. The Stupid Girl of the Month Award is given to specimens of the female species whose tingling pussies have lead them or will lead them into humiliating, dangerous, or deadly situations. It is a honor that will only be bestowed on those who exemplify the unpalatable truth that women are as equally fallen, sinful, animalistic, and loin-led as men. You, my loyal and intelligent readers, will submit news stories and other items to me and I will select the best two entries and have you vote on which one gets the award. If your selection gets the nod and you happen to have a blog, I will plug it as well – because I’m just that awesome.

Your submissions of female stupidity must meet the following criteria:

• The woman in question must have displayed appallingly poor judgment.
• The woman must be partially or wholly at fault for her current situation. (This video of a loser whaling on his wife, courtesy of FeministX, is an example that DOESN’T meet this requirement.)
• Most importantly, the woman must have the intellectual capability to understand why she ended up where she is – meaning no retards, omegas, or anyone on the extreme left side of the bell curve.

Examples of acceptable submissions include dumb broads who marry sociopaths and are murdered by them, college sluts who leap into the backs of cars with strange men and subsequently disappear, abused girlfriends who pine for the men who slashed their faces up, slags who side with the boyfriends who assault their own flesh and blood, and perky English roses who fancy murderous thugs. Other, less severe, examples include unattractive fortysomething career women who complain that no man will touch them and dum-dums who base their behavior and advice on completely incorrect notions of how men think. The foolishness of the solipsistic sex is varied in its manifestations, so let your imagination run wild!

The deadline for submissions is by midnight Eastern Standard Time on the last day of each month. I will unveil my selections on the second day of each month. Good luck!

I’ll end this post with a deliciously ironic musical treat from Rihanna, courtesy of Thursday:

I’m surprised no one’s made a version of that song interspliced with images of her bruised and bloody face.

NOTE: Do not submit your links in this post. Instead, post them at the separate page at the top of the blog.