Although Cosmo, Dear Abby and He’s Just Not That Into You have been around in one form or another for decades, the PUA movement has spurred a “corresponding” response on the Female side of the aisle; relationship bloggers like Ms. Walsh, more “freelance” bloggers like FeministX, and collectives like the recently launched “Girl Game” now enter the fray to give what they say is the Female equivalent of Original Game, and, in the case of ladies like Ms. Walsh, to give us Playas an earfull about ourselves as well.

Of course, once one gets past the niceties and polite society, much of what these ladies have to say is, at best, ancillary and tolerable; and at worst, a bad joke and downright delusional. For one, to even think that there can be, a “girl version” of Game, or, for another example, an “Alpha Female”, is to remove all doubt as to just how ignorant said ladies are, not just about the truths of Evolutionary Psychology, but of the Wisdom of the Ages as well.

This comes as no surprise, as so many of these Women-and Ms. Walsh would be the oldest of the bunch, being, I’d guess, in her early 40s at least-have all grown up under the notion that History and the truths it teaches us is inherently corrupted by the big bad Patriarchy, and therefore cannot be trusted. That Truth is subjective and often socially constructed. And, in that way that only Women do, fiercely cowtow to the conceit, that Men have the same impulses that they do.

Of course, all of this is patently false, but as any Man who’s lived any length of time on this planet knows, the vast majority of Women who is still capable of pushing out a baby simply has, at the very least, a very difficult time understanding, much less accepting, said truths. For very good reason.

Because, they don’t have to.

Last week I cosigned FeministX’s oft-repeated phrase, that Women can get laid much more quickly than Men. She’s 100% right, its true, and it’s pure folly for any Man to attempt to argue with this basic truth.

The trick though, and FemX’s own travails in finding Mr. Right clearly reflects this, is that while it ain’t nothing for a Woman to find a guy to spend the night, finding the Guy with the Right Stuff is HARD-in fact, harder than it is for the Average Guy, which means of course, like 90% of all Men in the world, to get laid. A rational response to this simple fact of existence would be to settle, but for Women, being the result of tens of thousands of extensive evolutionary hardwiring, they’d rather see Hell freeze over and do the Oprah thing before they even contemplate such a move.

Which is why, despite literally decades of Cosmo, Dear Abby and now “The Rules”, “He’s Just Not That Into You” and more recently, egalitarian notions of Game, more Women than ever are deeply and profoundly UNHAPPY.

Why? Because unlike Men, who MUST figure out ways of overcoming obstacles or they will literally disappear from the scene, Women have never had to understand WHY Men think and behave in the way they do. Think about it, there is no female equivalent of the Kama Sutra. Quick, name me the female equivalent of Mystery, Ross Jeffries, Style, or David D’Angelo, or Juggler, or Paul Janka. Show me the field-tested methods whereby average-looking Women can consistently get MARRIAGE PROPOSALS from the Tom Bradys of the world. To ask these questions are to answer them, because as we all know, no such things exist. They don’t for a very good reason-Women, as a group, don’t need them. All they need to do is lay back and spread their legs, and the line of very eager guys will some form around the block. When it coms to snagging the Top Gun, it really comes down to things that are largely out of a Woman’s control-Beauty, and Youth.

Moreover, what adds insult to injury with this merry band of ladies, is the very simple fact that Original Game was an adaptation to the changed social landscape of the late 90s and early 2000s-love or hate Mystery and others, the truth is that these guys came up with differing strategies to meet the demands of a vastly changed sexual marketplace; they didn’t make the rules, they only changed as the game, so to speak, did. Of course, those leading the charge in said “game changes” were Women themselves, but self-proclaimed trained economists like Ms. Walsh seems to have trouble seeing what should be bleedingly obvious to anyone who got at least one good eye and about half a brain-and she’s not alone. Vast numbers of purportedly highly educated Women also seemingly have trouble, or more likely are simply unable to connect the dots in this regard. Remember, Women have never HAD to figure the really tough aspects of life out, evolutionarily speaking-and so it’s a lot easier to entertain all kinds of whacked notions that one will find at FemX, or, for a more recent example, “new takes” on what the Bitch Shield “really means” over at Girl Game, and of course, what “advice” would be complete without a lowhanging fruit-style whacking ala Ms. Walsh’s recent broadsiding of my ace, Ferdinand Bardamu? It’s so much easier to engage in these rhetorical and cognitive sideshows, than it is to grapple with raw in your face realities.

Take for example, Maria Shriver’s recent “A Woman’s Nation” report. It’s already been the stuff of much grist for the mill in the Manosphere, and like it or hate it, at least they’re talking about and the implications it portends. You think Ms. Walsh, trained economist she is, or FemX, product of tony society and Harvard grad, or the collective “wisdom” over at Girl Game, will even hazard a guess as to what Shriver’s report will mean for Today’s Gal out on the dating scene? To ask the question is to answer it. And, as if that weren’t enough, simply read what Oprah herself has to say about Shriver’s report-talk about icing on the Delusional Cake.

Please pass the Kool-Aid?

How is that highly educated, and in the case of Women like Oprah, seriously rich, ladies can’t figure out how to land Mr. Right, when, meanwhile, a no name magician with no formal education to speak of and still living at home with Mom at the time, figured out how to crack the code that was Woman to such an extent and degree, that now his very name is associated with success with Women?

Go to the very top of this site’s page; there you will see the following quote:

Once you have eliminated the probable, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Mystery, like all Men before him, HAD to figure things out, and couldn’t afford to entertain intellectual flights of fancy. Simply put, if he couldn’t figure out a way to get in a Woman’s pants, his mama wouldn’t be a Nana. The. End.

Women on the other hand simply aren’t faced with that. All they really need is to be at least nominally goodlooking, and they were assured of passing on a genetic legacy. Of course, to bag the really Big Kahunas of the world, they themselves need to be smoking’ hot, and no, there’s really no way around this point, ladies, so don’t waste your time trying. We guys have studied the matter; by your own thoughts, written/typed by your own hands, you all, have NOT.

I’m just sayin’.

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The Obsidian