I went to the grocery store late last night. Sometimes I go to the overpriced yuppie store know as Wholefoods. A bag of groceries from whole foods will cost you double what it’ll cost you at a Safeway, but I digress. The one thing I’ve noticed about my local wholefoods store is there is always a high number of good looking women shopping there, and these women are easily approachable. Yeah, some are a bit hipster/granola, but that’s par for the course here in the big city.
As I was walking in there was a youngish mid 20’s looking couple walking out. The dude look liked he took his styling clues from the Jonas Brothers (I hate that I know who they are, and I hate Disney bubble gum pop. Die, Die, Die!!). The girl was decent looking, an HB6 at best, or in RooshV parlance she would fall in the cute category. Dark curly hair, wispy frame, and an oval face. A bit more on the au natural, granola side of the spectrum than I like. The dude was walking out the door with his arm draped around this girl. The girl for her part was partially turned away from the dude, but appeared to be folded into him at the same time due to the claw like arm of her boyfriend.
I took all this in as I approached. First looking at the dude and quickly dismissing him, and then looked at the girl. At this point I caught her giving me the eye fuck, for want of a better term. She looked me in the eyes, let her gaze travel down to my shoes and then back up to my eyes. Nice and suggestive. When she met my eyes the second time I got a nice inviting smile. I gave her a half smile back, a flick of my eyes in her boyfriends general direction and a small shake of my head as I went past. I felt a small pang of sympathy for the guy. He obviously felt like the King of the World with his lady under his arm. He had found his special snowflake. Too bad she’s just like all the rest.
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I was recently chatting with a married buddy of mine about his wife and kids. He’s expecting his third here in a couple of months. He’ll have 3 kids all under the age of 3. His wife is a nice enough gal if a bit vain/narcistic. Sometimes she seems way too into her own wants and desires to see how that impacts the rest of her family. Anyway, with the third pregnancy she sees it as her right to be a bit demanding. She says that since she’s either been breast feeding or pregnant for going on 4 years she should be able to demand certain things from her husband. He doesn’t put up with that kind of shit. He told her it was her fucking choice to be pregnant so she should stop complaining. That didn’t seem to go over well, not that he cares. Logic rarely works on women. When women are pregnant they seem to be at a whole new level of irrational. If asked, I think my buddy would say he wishes he was still single. Oh, he loves his wife and his children. That is obvious. But what he gave up was way more than what he got in return. Call it buyers remorse.
