Conversation with cute little thing:
Talleyrand: You look like a girl that like’s the bad boy.
CLT(wistfully): No.
Talleyrand: Really?
CLT: I have a son.
Talleyrand (glancing and verifying that she has no ring): Really? Did you have him when you were twelve?
CLT (lauging): I was nineteen. He’s 15 months old now.
Talleyrand: So you used to like the bad boys.
CLT (laughing some more): Yes.
Conversation with Pixish Girl:
PG: Technically, I’m still married.
Talleyrand: Technically?
PG: I’m getting divorced, but not until all medical issues are taken care of. (she was in an accident)
Talleyrand: Huh. You still living together?
PG: Nope.
Talleyrand (wondering what the guy gets out of this): Interesting.
PG: I get the thrill of adultery. It’s kind of naughty.
Talleyrand: No, it’s just common.
Conversation with a hippy chick.
HC: I’m in a committed relationship.
Talleyrand: That’s cool.
HC: He’s my soul mate, but he doesn’t control me, I’m an independent woman and he just has to accept that.
Talleyrand: I’m sure.
HC: Hey there’s the girl I’ve been telling you about.
Talleyrand (looks at masculine woman): She looks like your type.
HC: I know! You think its pheromones or something?
Talleyrand: Or something.
HC: Oh, I can’t wait to kiss her.
Talleyrand: Have fun.
