Helen Mirren, that is.  Pathetic grrl power drivel, yep.  cheesy cliche, yep.  Shout out to young slags, yep.  Attempting to stay relevant, yep.

Just go here.  And if you have a strong stomach you can check out the slide show photos of Dame Helen naked in the tub.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you though.  There just isn’t any way saggy, deflated balloons, and copious wrinkles can look good.