Today was another long work day, but that’s ok. I am as regular readers know a nurse, but what I haven’t told you is that I am in fact a very bad one. No really, just awful.
Hospitals - make me feel queasy with the ickiness.
Long term care – just impossible to do everything you’re supposed to do.
Doctors office – too boring for words.
ER – I have no fucking clue what to do.
School – Not overly keen on dealing with hundreds of other people’s children faking illness to get out of class.
Home Care – It’s like being a discount Podiatrist and I hate gross feet.
Hospice – I would be a wreck from attaching to my patients. Then I’d turn all hard in self-preservation and be all like “die already I need to go to lunch”.
However…
Adolescent Developmental Disabilities Psychiatry Nursing in the Group Home Setting - I’m outstandingly good. It’s a niche field of nursing I know, but I own my little niche. I’d try and explain what I do, but I just can’t really explain it without breeching client confidentiality. I could tell you all the funniest stories, just can’t, want to, but can’t. When I’m done with my nursing license I’m going straight to stand up comedy though, I have material, that’s all I can say.
I do work very hard to be done in my 40 hours and just go home. It is a job, a good job, but still a job and I’d rather be home. But tonight I feel positively high from how well I worked tonight. I’m alert, I’m happy, I’m energetic, I’m playful and I’m engaging.
Tonight I am particularly attractive.
So go find your thing too.
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