I’m in a fairly new relationship and my guy was joking (I think) that in the couple of minutes immediately after orgasm, a guy is incapable of lying. So he says I should use that opportunity to ask him anything.
First, could this actually be true? Like I said, I’m pretty sure he’s just kidding around but it got me wondering…
Second, if you could ask your SO one question and they HAD to answer honestly, what would it be? Doesn’t have to be anything too deep, something silly is good too.
Why the hell would it be true?
Oh hang on….
…. a masked figure dressed in black enters the small prison cell. He stands menacingly over the rebel alliance soldier with labored artificial breathing. Darth Vader waves off the Interrogation Droid and produces a small bottle of lotion, it’s soft aroma of strawberries slowly scenting the cell.
“I’m asking you for the last time, where is the rebel base?”
“I’ll never tell you! NEVER!”
“Very well you leave me no choice….”
“OMG NO! Not that!!!!”
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap SQUIRT!
“Now where is the rebel base?”
“It’s on Dantooine in the Raioballo sector of the Outer Rim. But you’ll need these passcodes to get past the outer defense screens…”
Vader contacts Grand Moff Tarkin via comlink, “I have extracted information from one of the prisoners that the rebel base is on Dantooine.”
Tarkin pauses then responds, “Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration. See if you can extract more information from the prisoner.”
“Well we already extracted quite a lot of information from the prisoner,” said Vader absentmindedly wiping some of the information off his chest plate, “he may need to rest for a little bit.”
Tarkin frowns, “use any means necessary”.
Vader simply nods and produces a moderately sized silicon attachment and screws it into the base of his lightsaber while eyeing the rebel scum with malevolence. Once done he ignites the saber and the silicon attachment glows red and vibrates furiously with a hum that transfixes the rebel and quickens his breath in anticipation of talking a great deal more…
What would I ask… “tell me what you’ve lied to me about before now….”
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