Seems a erstwhile eco-terrorist up in the state of Washington has been arrested for attempting to solicit sex from a 13 year old girl.   That alone would make me think this guy isn’t too bright, but the description of the guy’s one and only known eco-terrorist act is downright hilarious.

It seems back in 2008 or thereabouts Gabrial T. Mondragon tried to cut a large power cable on Orcas Island (that’s up in the San Juan Islands  of Washington).  His tool of choice was a power saw.  His only protection from the 69,000 volt power line? Two pairs of dishwashing gloves.  The result:  He lost an arm.  Come on.  You’ve got to think that is funny!