Ah sweet internet, were a picture of five men and five little bits of nonsense that make women’s hearts twitter gets thrown up all the time.

What makes a man grateful for a women in today’s society? 

Let me count the ways:

  1. sex;
  2. hmm, can’t think of anything;
  3. still having trouble;
  4. Bah, I give up.

What are these five boys willing to say for their 15 minutes of fame granted indulgently by their feminist masters?

Candidate #1:  “She makes time for me.”  I foresee less time in your future pedestaler.  Come on, she makes time for you?  No, you make time for her.  That isn’t something to be grateful for, that’s something to be expected.

That’s all a woman has to do, is make time for this guy to be grateful and in return he probably drops every spare penny he has on her.  Have some standards.

Candidate #2:  “Eating and cooking.” (not her cooking, him cooking) Say, what?  Unless the two of you are cooking together, you’re being a chump.  Now if she was doing the cooking, healthy or no, and the food tastes great that is something to be grateful for in this world, if you’re doing the cooking for her, not so much.

Extra points for the guy if when he is referring to girlfriends plural, he’s actually juggling girlfriends plural.

Candidate #3:  “The way they hug.”  How sweet.  Notice how he qualifies it “even just friends”  that tells me this guy is Captain LJBF.  There are only two reasons women touch a man:  You are no threat to them, they see you as sexless friend, gay beta boy or they are attracted to you and cannot stop themselves.

Since candidate #3 mentions not getting the physical affection he needs from guys, I believe option number one is the accurate assessment.

Candidate #4:  “The way they smell.” Ok, granted this is more than a mere physical characteristic.  It takes effort by a woman to smell purdy (we can all think of specimens that don’t do this.).  I still don’t think personal hygiene should be something a mn is grateful for.  It should be expected.

Candidate #5: “They keep me in line” and he’s “grateful for their existence”  simplying being is enough for this man to be grateful.  I am so happy you exist and keep pulling on that choke collar when I don’t heel properly.

This man looks like the perfect submissive for a dominatrix.

Ok, to recap, things have fallen so poorly in our society that men are now grateful for women that show up, make a man cook, pat him on the head, bath regularly and bitch slap him for being a dirty worm.