It has occurred to me that all the things in life a person needs start with the letter B.

Everyone needs to: Breath.

The survivalists go with: Beans, Bullets, and Bandages.

The Religious go with: Bible.

The Cads go for: Bitches and Babes.

If Civilization collapses you’re going to need: Barter (many think the Gold is the way to go, but I prefer any easier and more sought after item: Beer and Booze).

I get farther with women when I am a complete: Bastard.

Alphas prefer: Blow jobs.

As long as I have the B’s covered the rest of the alphabet can go to hell.