You are hearing it here first.

A giant meteor did not kill the dinosaurs off in a gigantic cataclysm.

How do I know this?  Easy.

A panel of “blue ribbon” (like the fattest pig at the fair) scientists (publicity whores) have declared by consensus (because science and the natural world is democratic after all) that the dinosaurs were killed by a giant meteor.  Here’s the article.

Based on that article alone I am saying unequivocally that they are all completely wrong.

History will prove that I am right.