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Last week I was online and perusing various sites of interest. No not porn. Get your mind out of the gutter! Anyway, Dick the Omega pops up looking to chat. Mind you, I haven’t really talk to Dick since we held our ‘intervention’ with him and he refused to acknowledge that he needs to change his ways if he’s ever going to get off the schnide. Mostly I’ve been using Facebook to make off color comments on the asinine crap he puts up. Usually he’s so afraid of what his FB friends will think of the stuff I write that he quickly deletes my comments. There is no reason to use Facebook other than to irritate the attention whores and those people who think others are interested in the minutiae of empty lives.
Dick tells me he had just received an interesting phone call. An 18 year old girl he’s worked with called him crying because she thinks she’s pregnant. Dick describes this girl as athletic and beautiful and it seems quite obvious Dick has a thing for her. Dick got all sanctimonious telling me that he can’t believe how incredibly stupid she is for having unprotected sex. I pointed out that it can be hard for a woman in the heat of the moment to remember to ask the guy to wear a glove before they love. Dick says that he could understand an 18 year old boy not using his head and putting on a condom.
Two problems with that Dick. One, you don’t know whether or not the guy is the same age as the girl. Two, you’re pedestaling the girl again and assuming the guy is the solely responsible to make sure protection is used. As if the girl is so swept up in her emotions and gina tingle that she can’t think. Dick says he doesn’t want to think about some 30 something year old hitting it with an 18 year old girl. I ask him why not? She’s legal. Heck she could be 16 in the state he lives in and it’d be legal. Dick tells me that guys more than 10 years older than the woman, he shouldn’t be hitting it.
Oh really? I tell him about Talleyrand’s latest hook up with a 20 year old. How Talleyrand met this girl through the girl’s mother no less. Dick is shocked. Dick asks me how long they’ve been in a relationship. Relationship? There is no relationship. Dick asks how long have they been dating. Two dates. First date she bought Talleyrand lunch, second date she jumped in his bed. I really think Talleyrand is looking to break RooshV’s cost per notch. Dick goes quiet for a little while.
Since I couldn’t resist, I asked Dick how his excursions into online dating are going. Dick’s got a match.com and eharmony account. Dick tells me he’s thinking about dropping them. The only girls that are interested in him are pigs. Fat and ugly 1s and 2s. I ask Dick if that tells him anything, but he doesn’t think so. He does tell me that he was ‘having cyber sex’ with a girl he met through Facebook, but he had to break it off because she was married. So? He says, how do you think her husband would feel if he knew she was cheating on him? I tell Dick, I don’t know, don’t care. She’s made up her mind to break her vows, it’s not Dick’s problem to worry about some guy he doesn’t know. I tell Dick that ff she’s not cheating with him, then she’ll find another guy who is willing to fulfill or at least fill her. Dick doesn’t like that. I rub it in a little more and tell Dick that married women are easy. The low hanging fruit of the sexual market place. That makes Dick angry. He asks me to stop along that line of discussion.
So there you have it. Dick is still an emotional tampon for the women of the world. Dick fits all the descriptions. Pedestalizer, Equalizer, and Hyper-moralist. In Dick’s case he remains an Omega who can’t get laid or have a successful relationship but he is still in love with the idea of being in love. God help him.
