Megan Fox went and got married.
Why the guy did this is open for debate, perhaps like K-Fed he may have thought it would boost his career. Perhaps he will get Meg knocked up, divorce her for being crazy, get the kids and a shitload of child support. Good for him, if he does.
I’m not sure why she’s doing it though. She’s at the prime years of her career and even though marriage is utterly meaningless, it still dashes the hopes of many White Knight men that dream of someday rescuing the slut and transforming her into their own personal monogamous hyper sex bunny so they could wake up to this every morning:
Just because its a dumb fantasy, doesn’t make it less real for millions, look at Twilight. Then again, I doubt this will last the summer, let alone a year, but then Spears was married long enough to have kids, it could go longer in which case her career is essentially over.
Still it negatively impacts her career and she could easily snag a rich producer (but maybe they’re all gay these days) and keep her boy toy discretely on the side, brains does not always go with beauty, alas.
Then again, perhaps she plans on doing an Elizabeth Taylor and is starting early on the marriage divorce party?
