I am not being sarcastic. Nor have I swallowed the feminist’s blue pill again or embraced the delusions of Larry Auster and the trad cons. Bear with me for a moment. You should pedestal a woman. Singular.
The woman absolutely, positively CANNOT be:
- Your mother (Cut the cord you sicko).
- Your wife (If you still pedestal her after getting married God help you)
- Your girlfriend (if you do she will soon be your ex).
- An old girlfriend (move on you pathetic loser).
- A girl you wish you’d had from your childhood/high school/college.
- Any girl that you have the remotest chance of meeting. (That means if you live in LA, you need to pick a woman that is either dead, fictional, or on another continent.)
Pick your ideal woman. I don’t care if it’s Megan Fox, Guinevere, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Wonder Woman, a character from your favorite book or movie. Whoever. It doesn’t matter, but it has to be the top, the best, THE WOMAN.
Figure out what makes her perfect, how she would treat you, how she would make you feel, how she would be with you. Get that perfect image in your head. Figure it out. It should be impossible for any woman to meet this ideal. (Note: All women have this perfect ideal of a man in their heads and are measuring you so fair is fair).
If you can get a picture, like a poster, of her, put it up where a woman can inevitably see it, and compare herself to someone she knows you find attractive.
If you are married, I suggest picking a singer, not one that sings about how you should put a ring on her finger or how she can cut you into pieces. Find one that sings about heartbreak and how desperately in love she is, a lot. Tell the women in your life, you like how the singer really gets “the emotions just right” and how she really “knows how to love someone.”
When you hear her singing on the radio, on the CD, on the ipod, whatever, and you are with a wife or girl, pause whatever you are doing and turn the sound up. Stop any conversation and say, “I’m really into this song,” get a blissful look on your face and do not converse until the song is over. Get mildly irritated if the woman you are with tries to talk or distract you. Say something about her not respecting “your love of music” or the arts.
When you are interacting with any other woman, whoever your are with, compare that woman to your ideal. Measure every attribute. Notice every flaw, notice how they fall short of your ideal. How inferior they are to the perfect woman.
Is she as beautiful? No.
Is she as sweet? No.
Is she as sexual as she should be? No.
Is her voice as seductive? No.
Is she as intelligent, witty, charming, understanding, patient, loving . . .? No.
Now you’re ready for every woman you meet.
