I know some of you are gonna get a bit mad at me for going back to the well yet again, but what the heck, she’s the gift that keeps on giving and I couldn’t pass this up. In her ongoing “jihad” against Game, Lady Raine gives a series of responses to PUA blogger Assanova, as to “how to properly Game Lady Raine”.
Folks, *laughing as I type this*, I can’t make this ish up.
*wiping tears from eyes from laughing so hard*
I’m not gonna cut and paste excerpts here, partly because its too long (is it possible for a human being to be MORE self-absorbed?), and partly because I suspect that trying to make sense of what this Woman has written will in all likelihood make you head hurt. I know I got a headache after reading it.
Here’s the direct link so you can see for yourself:
http://www.realassanova.com/2010/01/guest-post-how-to-game-lady-raine.html
Now, aside from the fact that I’ve already chin-checked LR on the basis of her own comments on Assanova’s blog showing just how woefully inept she was and is about Game in the past, which can be found on her blog, run a search if you’re interested, let me also add this:
Lady Raine is in many ways a very accurate picture of a kind of Modern American Woman in our time, one that is, sad to say, a bit more common than many would like to openly admit in polite company: narcissistic in extremis, entitled to the Nth degree, an incredibly over-inflated sense of self-worth that, when you examine the realworld reality, doesn’t warrant such hubris (and we all know what said history is, no need to recount it here, please), and is, as per usual, totally lacking in any degree of self-reflection or for that matter, even able to make correct deductions based on realtime observation of events. Worse, she’s the kind of MAW who, deliberately or otherwise, plays fast and loose with “equality”-she’s a feisty, independent, “don’t need no Man” kind of lady, but not only wants, but has the nerve to DEMAND that a Man “ask her out on a proper date” and “helps her put on her coat”.
Uh-uh.
My Brothers-I submit you do the following, if you think what Lady Raine (and just about every “relationship advice expert out there on the fruited plain) is saying is indeed the way to go to reach relationship bliss:
Do exactly what she says, and report back the results.
Then, DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE. And report back the results.
I’m not the betting type, but if I were, five’ll get you ten that the latter will land you in a better position, literally, to both get laid and get a relationship should that be your desire. And the same odds can be said of the former “method”, which will all but guarantee that you’ll wind up, be it on the weekend or during a lonely week night, with the hand.
Yours.
I don’t know Assanova personally; we’ve yet to have any direct communication. But from what I’ve read of him I gather that he’s relatively young (I’d put him in the mid 20s or so?), from the Midwest and African American; he definitely understands many principles of Game and while I’m not crazy about his moniker and what it suggests, I give him his due with regard to the aforementioned things I’ve said. It’s for this reason that I suspect his asking Lady Raine questions has a more than meets the eye purpose and meaning to it, at least that’s what I hope. If he as sincere in posing those questions to her, on the other hand…then he’s nowhere near as sharp as I thought he was wrt Game.
Finally, in closing…
Personally, I find Lady Raine a major turnoff, for the following reasons:
1. She’s not my physical type-skinny chicks don’t do anything for me, and they usually don’t hold up well to the kinds of sessions I like
2. She’s a racist-nuff said
3. What has she done to justify her over the top views/behavior/demands? To ask the question is to answer it
4. See my analysis of her above.
In other words, a Lady Raine type-and again, they’re out there in spades in all shapes, ages and colors, Brothers-couldn’t get the time of day from me, or any other Man I know. We find such persons uncouth.
And Gentlemen don’t consort with the uncouth.
Please do yourself and everyone else a bug favor: tonedown all the “mememememe” Moon in Aries overdrive routine. Its beyond tiresome, its getting to be an eyesore. It would be different if you had actually done something in your life that merited you being so whipped up about yourself, but you haven’t. Not. One. Bit. And the “Lady” bit? Please understand: chivalry, like respect, is EARNED. When you act like a Lady, you’ll find Men treating you a lot better.
In the meantime, “Lady” Raine-EPIC FAIL.
Now adjourn your narrow arse…
The Obsidian
