By Gilgamesh

While mothers, teachers, and police fight tooth and nail to keep men as far away from children as possible, one woman in Northampton is teaching children how to poledance. According to the daily mail (Link above) “Parents pay £5 an hour for their daughters to learn pole dancing at the Little Spinners classes. Instructor Carly Wilford insists it helps youngsters keep fit and boosts their self-esteem.” I expect a lot of these “Parents” are single mothers, and according to one of the captions on he page, “Many pupils want to copy their mothers at the pole dancing classes.”

Given what we already know about western families, I expect that the fathers of these kids were either run out of the house, or are to pussywhipped to put a stop to this. Claude Knight, the director of the charity Kidscape, warns that “The children will innocently enjoy copying the raunchy moves they learn, but be completely unaware of the sexual messages these send out which inevitably can have dangerous results.” I suspect that these girls will not be the only ones at risk-these miscommunications could lead to boys getting in trouble for “Attempted rape,” like the two boys who spent 8 years in prison for a game of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

Meanwhile, this raises another question. If pedophiles are supposedly lurking around every corner, why are these moms sexualizing their kids by sending them to this class?

The classes are held at the Make Me Fabulous Dance Studio.

Carly Wilford can be reached at [email protected] (business email taken from the Dance Studio Website).