Bear with CNN. They were hardcore detectives when it came to figuring out that GIRLS were kidnapped by the boko haram (even though it happened to BOYS way before this)... But for some reason, they had trouble figuring out the gender of all those "miners", "people", "things down there" who were killed in the fire.

We all know the men were resting on their asses eating marshmallows on the couch somewhere while these brave girls died in that mine fire :(

http://imgur.com/YPlhOLD