Limbaugh: You'll pry my foreskin from my cold, dead hands

dakboy · 2009-08-28T01:40:43+00:00

For a moment, I was afraid I was going to be agreeing with Rush. Luckily, I'm wrong.

Two days ago, Rush Limbaugh claimed, "It is President Obama who wants [to] mandate circumcision ... And that means, if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama."

Somehow Rush got "Obama wants to hack up our penises" from the following:

Officials at the Centers for Disease Control, showing touching naiveté about the current political environment, are weighing an initiative to encourage male circumcision, with the idea that there are probably some minor health benefits.

I'm anti-infant circumcision, but this is a big leap Limbaugh is making here. There is no proposed "mandate."

2009-08-28T00:40:41+00:00

At least we know how he is planning to die.

MRRoberts · 2009-08-28T04:48:09+00:00

I will do no such thing.

rmbarnes · 2009-08-28T12:15:39+00:00

I've never understood the concept of circumcising babies to stop them getting aids via sexual intercourse. How many babies are having sexual intercourse?

People respond to this by saying, "Ahhh, but they will have someday". Yes, and when they're old enough to decide to have sex they're old enough to decide whether or not they should be circumcised. Not letting them wait till they are old enough to decide strikes me as suspicious. Are people afraid that not many young men will want to have part of their penis removed if given the choice?

2009-08-28T18:11:15+00:00

Hey, what do Rush Limbaugh's penis and his opinions have in common?
They're both small and easily ignored.

2009-08-28T01:03:57+00:00

No, FFS, no. Infantile circumcision is wrong, purely for the fact it's altering a major part of someone's body without their consent.

Further, circumcision has fucked up my erectile abilities, due to loss of sensation. It's not uncommon for me to go flaccid during intercourse...

kloo2yoo · 2009-08-28T13:14:00+00:00

"Doctor, should we get our son circumcised?"

"The CDC favors it."

"Hack away."

Fallstar · 2009-08-28T04:46:53+00:00

That's kinda kinky... Imagine, tearing a foreskin from the hands of a corpse. This implies that it has already been removed. Perhaps he died because he ripped it off himself?

Title	Limbaugh: You'll pry my foreskin from my cold, dead hands
Author	ghdiel
Upvotes	24
Comments	10
Date	August 27, 2009 7:53 PM UTC (16 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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