What is it about mens asses that attracts women so much!?

Every time I’m at Planet Fitness, there is always some random woman staring at my ass.

Yes I know it’s fat! Yes I know I’m wearing tight clothing that accentuates the fatness of my ass

But I wear this for ME I wear tight skimpy clothing because it is more comfortable

I didn’t sign up to be harassed 24/7

I’m feeling like I just tie a sweater around my waist