Pussy pass? Not on my watch: woman in town for court date for robbery who hid $100k watch in vagina steals another $10k watch, tries to hide it in same place

amazinglights · 2022-12-15T01:59:10+00:00

What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? The pick pocket snatches watches.

donkey_doug665 · 2022-12-15T01:40:03+00:00

Pussy pocket denied

onlyidiotsgoonreddit · 2022-12-15T01:47:16+00:00

Sounds like the pussy pass was initially granted, but later revoked.

ToyVaren · 2022-12-15T02:36:55+00:00

"What am I being arrested for officer?"

"Something smells fishy."

crims0m · 2022-12-15T02:10:48+00:00

The OG fanny pack

Crypto_Town · 2022-12-15T03:48:12+00:00

Guess that cunt has good timing.

jitoman · 2022-12-15T04:10:38+00:00

A friend of mine is a hotel manager at a major LV Casino. He told me this happens extremely often and the nickname they give to the ladies in this situation is Kangaroo.

YourFavoriteScumbag · 2022-12-15T03:09:16+00:00

So this is why that new watch I got smells like tuna, mystery solved

FuckinNogs · 2022-12-15T06:33:17+00:00

Cardi B would be proud of her.

FudgeHyena · 2022-12-15T04:08:41+00:00

She’s gonna do time for doing time.

MKTurk1984 · 2022-12-15T10:59:56+00:00

The watch was placed into a biohazard bag and was impounded.

Her front bum was deemed a biohazard... That made me laugh..

allahnicetomeetyou · 2022-12-15T03:26:36+00:00

Insert some joke about her biological clock running out or hitting manapouse inside prison or something....

JeffinGeorgia1967 · 2022-12-15T01:41:54+00:00

Ahh, the moistness of time.

jetoler · 2022-12-15T06:20:10+00:00

Rookie mistake using the same hole twice, should’ve switched it up.

DieselVoodoo · 2022-12-15T04:52:48+00:00

The shopkeeper knew something was fishy

PURPLEPEE · 2022-12-15T09:42:04+00:00

Just an ok lay, but with prizes 👍

Plywood-Records · 2022-12-15T22:40:21+00:00

Watch that cunt.

JamesKBoyd · 2022-12-15T13:55:48+00:00

And of course she is from Baltimore.

Emotional-Size-6592 · 2022-12-15T11:40:46+00:00

So...Is she single ??

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2022-12-15T19:54:15+00:00

There's gold in her cave!

crashyeric · 2022-12-15T05:11:42+00:00

r/prisonwallet

zfrankland · 2022-12-15T11:58:44+00:00

I can fix her

AbsentFriendo · 2022-12-15T15:18:29+00:00

Clock blocked.

jrdoan · 2022-12-15T16:23:18+00:00

LMAO of course she is from Baltimore. After living here for over a decade absolutely nothing about that story surprised me.

Richie_Zeppelin · 2022-12-15T16:44:14+00:00

What’s more valuable? A 100k watch or a dick? Figure since both have been in that cooch.

4redditobly · 2022-12-15T21:03:37+00:00

Were they dive watches?

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2022-12-16T01:29:50+00:00

The final indignity must have been the watch necessitating being placed in a "biohazard bag" after removal.

Rage69420 · 2022-12-20T16:05:58+00:00

Pussy pocket…

high_sauce · 2022-12-23T08:22:32+00:00

Gave me a business idea. If you can sell fart in a can, surely you can sell watches dipped in p-juice to Simpsons.

shtoopsy · 2022-12-15T04:06:06+00:00

Orifice-cial time of robbery? Lemme check

2022-12-15T12:16:40+00:00

Guess they had to be dive watches

Plywood-Records · 2022-12-15T12:32:21+00:00

Those watches are worth a lot of money. After this is all said and done Will the victims still want to wear them, or just sell them?

Now my question is this: Do the watches increase or decrease in value?

mustangs6551 · 2022-12-15T16:33:11+00:00

How do uh... they discorver this? Do all women going to jail get checked there and how? Are prejail shakedowns that intrusive or do they just noticed the watch band sticking out like a tampon string?

abyde · 2022-12-15T17:54:42+00:00

I guess it was just that time of the month.

mtmclean86 · 2022-12-15T19:22:57+00:00

funny enough I scroll down to the click bait ads at the bottom and a story of Sam Britton, formal Biben Admin Official, having a warrent out for him was down there. Makes me wonder, did he (try to)hide those suitcases he stole in the same place??? 🤔

2022-12-15T21:56:42+00:00

She's looking up to Cardi B as a role model apparently.

Writer_B · 2022-12-20T04:28:45+00:00

What?! Watches are sexy! How am I weird for having sex with watches?!

LetsTry2GetAlong · 2022-12-25T11:58:45+00:00

It's about time she gets caught....

MuskratSmith · 2023-01-12T00:53:30+00:00

This is a kind of luggage I’d not heard of before.

thebassofmike · 2023-01-25T12:48:13+00:00

What a giant cunt

JesusChristSuperFart · 2022-12-15T03:50:00+00:00

Damn she ain't even pretty

Theshityouneedtohear · 2022-12-15T01:45:26+00:00

They wrote a song about this once …. https://music.apple.com/ca/album/tic-tic-tic-live/1442212751?i=1442212759

allergictopizza · 2022-12-15T03:34:13+00:00

they do way more for a drugged robbery than a drugged sexually assault…

karma_virus · 2022-12-15T04:54:41+00:00

She's not a thief, just a time traveling sorceress with very unique spell components and ritual foci.

burgonies · 2022-12-15T05:20:32+00:00

Jail purse pass denied

FudgeHyena · 2022-12-15T06:09:44+00:00

A pocket watch.

GrizzlyLeather · 2022-12-15T07:13:08+00:00

She hid the watch... insider her...

Love the mental sigh energy this guy gives

Stormpooperz · 2022-12-15T08:00:17+00:00

“Got this rolex for a bargain… the only thing is it smells like fish”

matrixislife · 2022-12-15T12:13:05+00:00

Hope she's going to have to pay for cleaning them both.

Perfect_Sir4820 · 2022-12-15T14:40:17+00:00

What watch? This watch...

SIRPORKSALOT · 2022-12-15T15:31:31+00:00

"Posted bond" She's out there guys. No pussy pass denied here.

cryofthespacemutant · 2022-12-15T16:14:39+00:00

She is treating her own body as if it was some kind of meat purse to throw items into for travel purposes.

Alarming_Nature8932 · 2023-01-05T22:46:04+00:00

She's pretty, I got time for her.

sugardad123 · 2023-01-09T11:33:32+00:00

Golden pussy

WHAMMYPAN · 2023-04-01T22:49:07+00:00

No one has time for pussy like this.

dragon_uke · 2023-04-29T12:19:33+00:00

Those watches are seeing more action than me.

Global-Tie5501 · 2023-05-02T20:41:58+00:00

She stored the watch in the box SHE came in.

Title	Pussy pass? Not on my watch: woman in town for court date for robbery who hid $100k watch in vagina steals another $10k watch, tries to hide it in same place
Author	ToyVaren
Upvotes	1472
Comments	84
Date	December 15, 2022 1:30 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/zm8gc9/pussy_pass_not_on_my_watch_woman_in_town_for/
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