I'm in grad school and I have this little flirtation with two girls in my class. I have enough experience to know to play them against each other and compete for me.

One of them claims to be a "lesbian" but I know she's just a confused little girl. I also see that she blushes and giggles whenever I say little things to her. I know that she's using the whole "lesbian" thing as a shit test and she likes that I'm confident enough to keep going.

Now yesterday she was waiving the whole lesbian shit at me and I told her that she'll grow out of the whole lesbian thing. I know that she was feeling the fact that I'm not phased by it. Then this fat cow with dyed hair saw that I was wining her over with just raw masculinity and she had a problem with it. She came out and said that I was being douchey for saying that. Basically she couldn't stand to see me being a real man and that it was working. I just laughed it off and told her to mind her own business.

Now today I seen that she was hanging out with her more to basically try to cock block me. The lesbian even came up to me and being all playful and I could see the fat cow getting pissed that my approach was working. Then she went and was whispering shit in her ear.

Now I have this other girl in the class that's always very flirty with me. This girl is hotter but I don't think she really likes me. She figured out that I have the answers to the test (I guess she never heard of Quizlet) and she tries to seduce me to get the answers. That and she wants to prove that she's hotter than the other girl. So what I've been doing was using that to build my social proof with the other girl.

Now today I was talking to my friend and I told him that in my house it's the females job to cook Thanksgiving dinner. I know I shouldn't have said that but I guess I'm not used to being an environment where I have to navigate around all this feminist bull-shit. So this girl hears this and gets pissed off. She was saying all the feminist shit that those days are over and that females are superior to males and whatnot. She was trying to use the old shaming tactics that no woman will want me and all that. I just tried to diffuse her by saying that we are more traditional in my house.

Then right after all that the second girl came up to me touching me and saying that I better not be smiling at other girls. The girl that was arguing with me saw that was pissed that right after she said all that, a hotter girl than her came up to was giving me game. She was pissed and was telling the girl not to talk to me that I'm sexist or whatever. I got pissed and told her not to be cock blocking me and to mind her own business.

Now I know I fucked up big by getting in that second argument and I'm now in damage control. I have feminists in my class that see that I'm winning these girls over just by being unapologetically masculine and they are actively trying to throw a monkey wrench into my potential plates. So I need to think about how to proceed from here because this looks like a massive shit storm and I don't want these feminists to win.