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19Black · 2022-10-05T03:16:02+00:00

I can’t think of any particularly funny stories, but one hook up I had was so odd that I still have trouble comprehending it. Matched with a gorgeous girl on tinder. We exchanged messages for a bit until the conversation died. A week or so later, I messaged her again, the conversation ramped up, and we made plans to meet at her place the next evening. I get to her apartment at the agreed upon time and she answers the door in a trench coat closed and tied around her waist. Upon entering, I immediately noticed there was not a single item of any sort in either the kitchen or living room. We stand there chatting at the kitchen counter for about five minutes before I ask if there is somewhere to sit. She says yes, and leads me through the empty apartment to a bedroom that contains a bed and a nightstand, nothing else. After sitting next to each other on the bed, we continue talking for several minutes until I grab her hand and go in for a kiss. She kisses me back, and I undo her trench coat to discover she is as naked underneath as her apartment is empty. We then had sex several times over the next several hours until I ran out of condoms. Have reached out to her a few times since, but haven’t seen or heard from her. I have no gaps in my memory or scars to indicate any funny business happened.

moanassumption · 2022-10-05T08:55:09+00:00

It was bumble. I work overnight and I match with this woman around my age 27 at the time. We exchanged messages back and forth and I noticed it going “that way.” Like her questions were with purpose.

I looked at her profile on IG that she gave me and noticed a guy next to her. Returning to the chat I asked her what her intentions where and she asked something along the line of “why do ask” and I mention I noticed a guy on her IG (by then she had taken it down). She informed me that her intentions where with no strings she just wanted to get to know each other before the act. She informed me that she was in a open marriage (looking back idk how i feel about that).

She ended insisting on driving an hour to my town to meet up at a coffee shop. She what the most attractive woman Ive met at the time and I was nervous but excited.

We both joked and said “well I can see your not in The business of harvesting organs” and we had back to my place and 👏

She was a very good looking woman

I find it funny because all this went down in the course of 4 hours. Literally went from not knowing of her existence to bonking in 4 hours. One the the most exhilarating things

She drove 4 hours the very next day to repeat

And again a few months later.

That was my one and only Bumble/ Dating app hook up.

Edit: Grammar, Spelling.

2022-10-05T02:28:13+00:00

I’m a guy. Never had a Tinder date.

onebottleofpepsi · 2022-10-05T17:07:43+00:00

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