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[–]ReorgAtty 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
His pricing schedule is absurd. You pay by the lick when it’s his asshole and by the quarter hour when it’s your pussy? What if you rapid fire lick his asshole; no way he’s keeping track of that sufficiently enough to produce a reliable invoice.
Economically speaking, you’ll be getting the most bang for your buck if you have him eat you out for 15 mins. That should be more than enough to cum. I figure the average oral exchange translates to about 1.5 licks per second, so if you were to eat his ass for the same period of time you’re approaching nearly $1700. Not a value maximizing transaction by any means. For the same price, you can have him eat you out for 14 hours straight.
[–]TheStruggleBegins 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Quieroculo69 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao reddit is hilarious ppl just ne posting bs all day.
Peak entertainment.
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