And how can you be more consistent?

My mood can oscillate massively between witless dopy boring bastard and a talkshow host on crack - there are a few things I can do which slightly increase my chances of the latter but for the most part it's quite random and it makes me wildly inconsistent which fucking pisses the shit out me.

If I've been working or doing something mechanical all day - I better cross my fingers and hope I can change states for a date in the evening otherwise she's in for a boring fucking night. And I mean I could be trying my hardest to be fun company but my mind just doesn't conjure anything humorous or compelling, meanwhile at other times it's effortless

What advice do you have here?

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(Note: apparently I don't have bipolar or any mood disorders, I'm just more susceptible to my natural mood variations than the average person)

P.S. Why does it feel like one has to be hilarious and smooth as silk to do well with women? Why does it feel that every response you give has to be something Oscar Wilde would say? Am I putting too much pressure on myself?