TInder game son

Me: Can you please tell the woman whos picture youre using I said "hi" (she "hearted" this)

Her: 😂 😂 😂

Her: Sure

Me: I know youre a 300 pound man named tyrone playing with my emotions

Her: Yeah youre right

Her: I just really want to meet the guys from catfish that's why im doing this

ME: You cant foold me tyrone! Shame because the model u used is hot. Even though she likes red wine over white. (she was drinking red wine in pics)

Her: She doesn't! She likes white

Me: Do you like poetry?

Her: Not really why?

Her: Please tell me youre about to write a poem for me

Me: Roses are red. violets are youre cute as fuck give me youre number

Her: That didn't rhyme

Me: How about a haiku version?

Me: Number, you should give

Text you I will

Because this app kind of sucks

Her: 😂 😂 😂

Her: I just got this and haven't given my number to anyone

Her: Am I supposed to give in this fast?