I've recently discovered the best way to get a girl home in the month of December...

2011-12-05T13:56:25+00:00

Burst out of her fireplace dressed as Santa Claus. Bitches love Santa Claus.

laconeznamy · 2011-12-05T16:59:03+00:00

Beyond = the fact you got a gingerbread house there, as it doesn't belong in either the bedroom or bathroom.

puaCurveBall · 2011-12-05T18:06:26+00:00

I've always found a hot bath and a screaming orgasm works quite well in the winter....

Title	I've recently discovered the best way to get a girl home in the month of December...
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	7
Comments	5
Date	December 5, 2011 2:32 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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