I know this is a weird sub for this but I think you guys could help

I need help fixing my relationship with my mother. She is ungodly annoying, super protective, super invasive, super nosy etc etc etc.

She constantly does everything for me which is something I HATE but she just won't fuck off. I can't even warm up my own food or cook my own breakfast ffs.

She thinks because she is constantly tending to me like a servant that I'm supposed to owe her unconditional politeness.

If I don't respond to all her retarded questions in a cheary tone as if I'm talking to a 4 year old with autism she will throw a fit and "Why do you talk to me in this tone is this what I deserve"???. Even if I'm talking completely calmly, if there is even a small twitch on my face that indicates that she is annoying me she will throw a fit.

Which is just something thats fucking impossible to do when you come home tired and you just want to relax alone but you're forced into a conversation with a person you don't like thats asking the most pointless verbal diahhrea questions.

Its like I just can't fucking handle it. I feel like I'm working with a retarded chikd who has full authority and power over me as I'm still forced to live in this house so I can afford to go to college.

In a weird way I feel like I've taken the female role and she has the beta male role. Its like she thinks I owe her my "attraction" because she just does all these acts of service I don't even care about. I just want an attractive "male / mom" who can shut the fuck up.

I'm at the point in my life where I even resent her coming home. The second she comes home I'm like "fuck. round 5000". And then she walks down the stairs and "blah blah blah, so why did you wear long pants today its too hot blah blah, you know blah blah, you should wear sandals this week because its will be hot and your feet will sweat in runners blah blah."

And I'm like "yes mom, yes mom, yes mom, yes mom, i get it, yes mom, wear sandals, mhm"

And she is like "OH OK ILL JUST LEAVE IF IM BOTHERING U".

And I'm like " no mom, your fine".

And she storms up and complains to my penisless father "oh my god I dont know what this kids problem is he cant talk nice to me, i'm leaving both of u and moving back home to europe blah blah blah". Blah blah I want a divorce blah blah.

Its just every fucking day its like no matter what I do I get fucked in the ass.