Bro it's a test. Just have to pass the test. Just do all these nonsense things that you don't believe or understand and she will be happy.

Really though? Or am I dealing with someone who can't communicate, or who is an asshole. How can you tell?

I just.... Don't want to.

She wants to jump on some other dudes lap while looking at me? Bye

She wants to grind on my lap in the middle of the night and then only be friends? Bye

She wants to bring me and another guy out to "fight over her" bye

She wants to invite me over to see her and her new bf I didn't know about late at night? Bye

Yes those all happened with different women. What the fuck?

Maybe I am missing the lesson? Should I do all the things?

But I have recently decided that I am just going to leave. And you know what ? It seems to be making me happy