What's the /seddit/ consensus on looks?

Let's break it down this way:

You have them.

a. ..and know it.

b. ..but don't know it.

You're average

c. ..but think you're hot and act accordingly

d. ..but think you're ugly

You're ugly

e. ..but think and act as if it doesn't matter.

f. ..and act accordingly.

How would you rate each letter's chances of "being good with women"?