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Seddit, can you make my life a little easier?

ClownBaby90 · 2010-12-19T05:35:59+00:00

rather than sift through all the threads trying to find the helpful ones, can you just tell me the most important things to do when trying to get laid for the...

ClownBaby90

December 19, 2010

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Title	Seddit, can you make my life a little easier?
Author	ClownBaby90
Upvotes	0
Comments	8
Date	December 19, 2010 5:35 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/eo7er/seddit_can_you_make_my_life_a_little_easier/
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[+]ClownBaby90[S] -6 points-5 points-4 points 15 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

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[–]ClownBaby90[S] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

i'd hate to compare getting laid to politics, calculus, or astronomy...so i won't..i don't get those last 3 but getting laid isn't nearly as hard. I was just sorta trying to streamline my game. thought there might be a top 5 list of do's and don'ts. however i see you seddit members are much more cunning and stingy then i give you credit for....perhaps a duel is in order....or perhaps i should've just asked this question on the drunk subreddit. do you visit? i've seen your speak before "probama" and more often than not i agree with you. I'm not trying to make enemies good sir, just some friendly advice. I will move forthwidth with my endeavor. traveling the vast hills and valleys that come, almost mutually, with the sexual conquest that all males undertake. perhaps i was wrong in asking this question...but ask yourself, "If the male reddit community is so sexually driven to create a subreddit for getting laid, how can we not expect this poor soul, an american soul no less, to try and capitalize on this in the easiest way possible." Is that not america?!? is that not the capitalistic way?!? so if you can find it in your seductively knowledgeable heart to bestow upon a young redditor the knowledge that one "probama" has gained...what good is communication with the "rookies" so to speak of this subreddit...this was merely my first outreach for knowledge...I'm sure a veteran such as yourself would hate to deny a young redditor a chance to get laid.....we must stay together. thank you thank you

I LOVE DRUGS

-brought to you by captain morgan...and a little sailor jerry....ya know...jumpin from family party to home, ya just can't expect your aunt and uncle to know what you want. sailor jerry's close enough...i mean, it's better than admiral nelson...but then again, i would have had the whole crew. meh...whatever. oh and i'm waayyyy to drunk to prooofread this soooo.....sorry ahead of time for anything that didn't make sense....godspeed probama...may you fuck the finest virgin.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

as rambling and nearly incoherent your drunken response was, i was amused, so i'll humor you. here's five random tips:

be a sexual person from the get-go, but balance that with the impression that you don't really care about this one particular girl. you can have sex with anyone you want, so she's nothing special. basically, try to frame the entire interaction so that she's trying to gain your validation, but you won't give it to her. bust her chops, when she shows interest call her out for "swooning over you." basically, be different. one of my best dates was when a girl kept hitting me playfully, saying "nobody has ever said that to my face before!" as long as you're not a complete dick and you're joking around with her, you can say whatever you want pretty much, so shock her a little bit. also, don't do any favors for her. make her by her own drinks unless she'll make out with you or something. don't give anything away for free, and only reward her for GOOD behavior, not bratty behavior.
physical contact. use every excuse to touch her, but not in an obvious creepy way. as you're walking down the street, slowly nudge her into objects/people and then say "watch where you're going, would ya!" if she starts to get sassy, pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the street or a bush. place your hand on her thigh when you sit down next to her, and touch her arm when you talk to her.
don't be negative. don't shit on other guys (or brag), because it won't make you look better. try to match her mood, as well as her manner and tone of speech. if she's having a great time, so are you. however, if she's sulking by the bar and hates the place and has had a shitty night, you too "have had the worst night"
do not facebook friend girls. get their number, and only call to set a date. don't have text conversations or long chats on the phone. you're a busy man, the only time you have to get to know her is on the date you say. that's what the date is for.
i'm having trouble thinking of what would be a good number five. How about, "just close already." women won't hold it against you too much for moving fast (they already think men are pigs) but they'll think you're a pussy if you move too slow. just kiss her already.

[–]ClownBaby90[S] 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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