Gonna make this as brief as possible.

I was having drinks with friends when I got a phone call, as i rushed out of the pub to take it I noticed an HB8 standing in the hallway. On my way back into the pub, I looked at her with a straight face and said: Mandy, right? She says no, you must have the wrong person. So I turn around and start to head back to my friends and then abruptly stop and say: You know what, I was lying. I've never seen you before in my life but i like you and i wanted a reason to talk to you. She laughed and I continued to chat her up, make jokes here and there and apply some kino when possible.

She later on turned out to be 27 years old (I'm 24) with a psychology degree, so 20 minutes after she leaves the club I text her saying "You know, you're old enough to be my mother. I wonder what Freud would make of that." After this I kept the texting game to a minimum and waited for her to initialize conversations most of the time, and tried to end them as soon as possible.

Took her out 3 nights later, made out in the parking lot and she's texted me twice so far asking to see me again.