Okay, here's the situation. I'm eating lunch today, and I look over at the next table. Here's this girl and guy sitting together, and the girl is super cute. I think, well shit, if she wasn't with this guy I'd be all over that. BUT. I look over a couple more times and realize I know the guy. He's in my voice class, which just started a few days ago, and he's gayer than Elton John at a breast cancer rally. This dude sounds like a castrato and tells every girl that sings how fabulous they were. Back to the point, I want to get with his obviously-not-girlfriend. How am I gonna do it? To recap:

  • Saw a cutie at lunch

  • Friends with gay man

  • Gay man is in my voice class

Obviously this guy is my in. The question is, do I try to make friends with him and hope she's around sometime, or do I just go up to him and ask him to hook it up? I like gays well enough but I don't really understand their relationships with girls. So what's up guys?