Hello seddit

This is my first time ever posting anything, but I've been here for a lonnnnnng time. Been too lazy to ever do anything, but I finally did it!!!

I take my dog Charles out for a walk everyday, but don't really take the busy paths because we're SAPs. Anyway, yesterday I was on day 18 of no-fap, and determined not to just have a wank. So, I take the route through the park where there are a lot of people, and at first I was really nervous, but then I realized this is my chance to "pull" so I became very calm, even if it was against my character because I did NOT want to fuck it up!!!

So eventually these two girls approach me with big smiles (this never ever happens ever, they were smiling at charles!!) and ask me about my friend. They laugh at his name and ones goes "...like charles barkley?!" and then chaz barks cause I trained him to do that and thats when they started laughing and touching me!!!

One (blonde, HB10!!) asked if she could pet him and I said he has to smell you first, so she puts her hand out and he goes and smells her crotch and then comes back to me and starts to lick me like we practiced and that's when they're both almost literally rolling on the floor laughing their asses off hahahaha

They just kept the conversation going after that and some period jokes, i didn't have to do anything but answer, it was so easy!!! Having a cute/funny dog is the best thing ever. We probably chatted for about 30 minutes just at the park, and they decided to come home with me.

The rest had already been sealed at the park... it's like they knew (well, i'm kind of obvious, not ugly, just awkward) this was my first time (let alone a three-some) and pretty much took over. I got to do whatever I wanted and surprisingly lasted REALLY long. I've always been used to fapping with no lube (cut) and this sensation was so different, so much better, that while I was enjoying it more, it took more of it to get me to where I can go myself in just a few minutes. Then when I finally got to release, it felt like I was peeing out cum there was so much of it... they were impressed and want to do it again :)

Is this even real life??!?!! Hahaha

tl;dr = get a dog and raise it to do cute and funny things / be comfortable around hot women / don't fap!!! :)