Rain, it makes hair frizzy, causes traffic jams, disperses crowds, and brings out the psychos. If you do decide to go out in the rain, keep your expectations low, and yourself in a good state.

After my FR with the Boxer I entered in a relation ship with her. Let's put it this way, she is WAY too needy. I now know what women mean by that. She texts "I love you" 10X a day and "I thought about you at work and had myself in the bathroom while looking at the pics I took while you were sleeping" twice a day. I don't know how I do it but I attract crazy.

After my GF ditched me for a last minute trip to Pittsburgh I decided to go wing for a man I like to call the Texan Sikh (TS). Why a Sikh? Because he Peacocks with his Turban and sword and he walks around in cowboy boots. And in the City of Philly, that's Alpha.

We decided to start the night in Rittenhouse Square and get a bite to eat. Can't do this without food! We hit a local burger place and as it starts to drizzle.

We grab some beers and burgers, when we finished out food we is when it started pouring. That's when these two HB6 Asians walk in grab food and sit next to us. They were stuffing their faces so I elect to buy more beer.

I go to the counter and get the beers, as I was waiting for the cashier to deliver a made eye contact to the gorgeous HB8 who was waiting for her order.

I smile as tell her "I hate rain, it makes my hair frizzy" (I'm Bald) in my best Isaiah Thomas voice.

She cracks eye and does a nerdy laugh. You know the HAHAHhaSNARFhaHAHA. I get my order a walk back to our seats. The two Asians are still eating, I look over to TS and we decide that I should open. That's when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

HB8: "Hi is it ok for me to sit here? My name is K and this is a very nice area to live in the people are very nice but there are some mean people that you should not talk to whats your name?"

OG: I am The Old Guard and this is my trusty traveling companion The Texan Sikh

K: Hi OG, it's a pleasure to meet you. Inthiseconomyitsveryhardtomeetpeoplebecause peoplearesodepressed becausetheydon'thaveanymoney and I'mveryluckytobeabletodostuff Ifoundthisgreatplacetolive andthisisaverygoodneighborhood thepeopleareverynice....

OG:...[look of confusion]

K:...[stares out the window]

TS:???[eyes popping out of head]

OG: ??? [what did I get myself into? look]

K: I could be making alot more money butthiseconomyisverybadanditispreventingmefrommakingthemoneyIdeserve. Doyouworknearby? (This is the eight woman that has said this to me about there earning potential. Either a clear sign of crazy or they trying to DHV to me, I'll assume the later but if this continues with the crazy I'm changing my opinion)

OG: Texan and I work in (other city) but we both live in the city.

K: :o [Looks like she is having an orgasm as her pupils dilate]

TS:!!!![WTF!]

K: youveryhandsome...[while twirling her hair, and touching my knee]

OG: Thank you.

K: :o [Looks like she is having an orgasm]

OG: .................[looks at window, see it's raining cat's and dogs, has sip of beer]

TS:...[we're trapped]

K: IranintomydoctorandhetoldmeIshouldn'tbedrinkingbut I'm trying to get over my anxiety and youseemverynice. I live near by, it's a nice placethatforassistedliving andthepeopleareverykind. SometimesIgetnerviousandIsaytomuch.

OG: K, it's ok, just take a deep breath.

K: Ok :) [While twirling her hair, hiking up her skirt, smiling, lowing her strap off her shoulder]

OG:...

K: Inthiseconomyits...(gibberish)

OG: [Smile and nod...still pouring]

k:(gibberish) [While twirling her hair and smiling] Where do you live?

OG: (Section) Philly

K: :o [Looks like she is having an orgasm]

This continues for about an hour, I learned that AIR is a wonderful substitute for beer. When the rain dropped off I told K that it was wonderful speaking with her and that we need to go.

We went to the trash as I was walking out I looked longingly at the 2 HB6 Asians. (HB6A1 and HB6A2)

K: "Hi is it ok for me to sit here? My name is K and this is a very nice area to live in the people are very nice but there are some mean people that you should not talk to whats your name?"

HB6A1: My name is HB6A1 and this is my friend HB6A2.

K: :o [Looks like she is having an orgasm]

HB6A1: [Hey you White boy and Indian guy, you take your crazy friend with you!]

HB6A2: [Yeah you were supposed to talk to us now your leaving us with crazy? You come back here now!]

OG: [Maybe we should...]

TS: [FUCK THAT LET'S GO!]

The rest of the night was pretty weak. I open 4 sets in 8 bars. Mixed success. All of the Bars were dead. I opened mostly Bartenders.

But here is a protip Ask the cute bartender were is the good pickup bar because you are trying to show your out of town friend a good time and they will lead you to the right place. That was were I opened 3 sets that were already coupled up.