Hey guys, I've been a long time lurker of seddit. I have always struggled in the past with talking to women in general. I have had seriously bad self-esteem issues in the past. I am not entirely sure why. I have always felt so damn inadequate. I am still struggling with AA and such, but I think I couldn't have handled this any smoother. Anyway, I know you guys are here for the FR so here goes.

I was at the bus stop to school the other day. My apartment is like 1 mile from campus so I have to public transpo that shit everyday. This particular day, an HB8.5 just so happens to be there as well. I recognize her immediately, since she lives in my building. I also notice some kind of malfunction on her jeans. Im thinking "ok fuck, this girl is really cute, go for it". I turn to her and say, "I hope you know, Im not that easy, just because you are stripping in front of me". She says "excuse me?". I reply "your fly is open". I quickly open my fly and stand next to her arms on my waist. All epic and shit. She laughs and I quickly introduce myself.

We talk while on the bus. I learn that she was the girl who threw a party at my building over the weekend. We keep chatting, me leading the conversation. I give her the nickname alcoholic party chick because she always seems to be somewhat inebriated in her stories. I tell her "I don't think we can get along, you're breath smells like booze", while smirking like a smart ass. I kino by touching her lightly on the shoulder. During our conversation, an old lady approaches both of us and asks if we live in "such and such on the corner of blah and blah". She complains that the party over the weekend kept her up and that she would call the cops the next time around. I wasn't even at that damn party, and she just comes up to me all condescending and shit. She also said we were stupid and young.

This was fucking hilarious to me and her. Bam! Fuckin inside joke right there. We get off the bus laughing about the entire experience. I tell her I am headed to a different part of campus and hand her my phone with a smile. She gets the picture and gives me her #.

[Text Game] Me: lol what the hell was that old lady's problem?

Her: lol wtf right?

Me: we should throw a party next weekend, that should really piss her off.

Her: Im down! you can host it this time:]

Me: doesn't matter, I'll still tell everyone it was your idea when the cops and management show up!

Her: lol shut up!

Me: You'll really piss the old lady off. She looked like she can fight. I bet she'd kick your ass. You think you could win in a fight against her? :p

Her: pshhhhh. yes.

Me: allright... anyway it was nice meeting you:] keep your pants on next time.

Her: haha it was nice meeting you too:]

[Day 3] So I was thinking to myself that went pretty damn well. So I am coming home from class and I see her at the gym. She was looking so hot in her workout clothes, I couldn't help myself. I open the door and tell her "HB8.5 what the fuck. I was kidding when I said you go fight her, I didn't know you'd take that seriously!". She starts laughing. I tell her "wait here I am working out too. I am promoting you to work out buddy from alcoholic party girl. Be proud..." Great, a workout, perfect time to escalate to massive levels of kino. We have a fun time working out, me negging her for her form and what not. Toward the end, we just have a silent moment between us, and I go in for the K-close.

Im gonna take it from here and see where it goes. Anyway, thank you so much seddit. you.guys.are.the.shit. No joke. You have single-handedly changed my life. If it wasn't for the confidence I found here, I would not be graduating from the school I am, with the job I already have lined up. Thank you all! Hope to see some of you in the field some day.

peeace!