So it's Friday night and I've made plans to visit my lady friend at her college that is a solid hour drive from my campus. I've got a cold, I'm feeling tired as hell, and none of my other friends want to come with. I was so close to bailing. I had already sent her a text saying I might not come out because I wasn't feeling well. Then I thought to myself, fuck it. No great story ever started with me laying in bed too tired to go out.

I throw on some of my favorite jams to get me in state. Shower, shave, do my hair. Throw on a banging outfit. Eye fuck the shit out of myself.

  • tip #1: If you can look in the mirror and eye fuck yourself and believe that you're fucking sexy as hell, you know damn well that confidence is going to radiate off you with the force of ten thousand suns and bitches will be all up on your stick like your name is harry potter

I'm in state. I'm ready to go and I head over.

Get to her place, We're the only ones there for a good hour+. I catch up with her drink a few beers. I start to fall out of state. Her friends come over. Two guys and 2 girls HB5 and HB6 maybe. We drink a few beers, play kings. I'm telling some cool stories to these girls and guys, they are enjoying my company and the stories and I'm almost back in state ready to go.

  • tip #2: always have some go to stories in your back pocket, it’s never a bad thing to have.”

Cab ride

We take a cab to this party. On the way there I start shooting the shit with the cab driver.

  • *tip #3: cab drivers have fucking wild stories, easiest way to make a mundane cab ride into another memorable event that night. *

I start telling him a story about how I met a cab driver once who was telling us how he had been trying to convince his girlfriend to have a 3-some with him and about his escapades to strip clubs in Tijuana. Boom I'm in. Cab driver starts telling us stories about these girls flashing him for cab fare and tells us wild stories about him having sex in the cab we're in. Probably mostly lies, but who cares? The dudes a great storyteller and now our whole cab just had an awesome cab ride and our night hadn't even begun.

Party

Anyways I get into the party and I'm back in state. I'm feeling like God damn Felix Baumgartner, on top of the fucking world. It's a frat party and it's not very lively. There are a bunch of guys standing around watching the playoffs drinking their beers. Not my thing, but w/e. I make my rounds introducing myself to a few of the guys befriending them.

  • tip #4: If you befriend the hosts of the party, they will be far less likely to AMOG you or wonder who the fuck this guy is dancing with my girls. Keep your friends close, but enemies closer.

I decide enough is enough of this. So I grab a beer and start the fucking DP (dance party). I grab two of the girls I came with and start dancing my white boy ass off like I don't give a fuck. Probably worse dance moves than Napoleon Dynamite, but I did that shit with confidence. Bitches love confidence.

Anyways so it's mostly like me and a few other people dancing. At this point It's pretty obvious I'm having a fucking blast and everyone can see it. I'm getting looks left and right. It’s on

Mother fucking Outkast time

I go up to the DJ and request my favorite song of all time. Good news, also the Dj's favorite song. Next thing you know I'm singing my lungs out to Hey Ya by Outkast, throwing in some amazingly choreographed dance moves to accompany the lyrics (they were God awful, but seriously it doesn't matter if you do it with confidence). Now if I was like at a ten out of ten state before, I must be at like 12.5 out of ten right now. I'm in the zone.

  • tip #5: The DJ and the music are your best friends when you’re out at a club/bar/party. Don’t be afraid to dance or sing your ass off. If you show the world you aren’t afraid to have a good time, you will reap the rewards

Now I begin to make my moves now that my party has started.

  • tip #6: If the party hasn’t started, don’t be afraid to start it yourself. It really isn’t that hard. Usually it’s a bunch a people standing around waiting for the party to start. *be the catalyst, start the party, people will join you** *

Obligatory table dance party time

I hop up on the shitty IKEA coffee table and start dancing my ass off. Everyone is looking up at me like who the fuck is this guy and why is he having so much fun? #sorryforpartyrocking

I scan the floor around me, I see this girl HB7. Make hard core eye contact. I was piercing into her soul with laser beam focus like mother fucking Cyclops from X-men. I put my hand out, she grabs it, I pull her onto the table. Game. Set. Match We start dancing and grinding, within about 30 seconds I grab her hand, spin her around, K-close. Effortless. I did this with two other girls throughout the night. At one point there were 3 of us on the table dancing, and I could feel the cheap ass IKEA wood bending under the force of our earth shattering dance moves. Hopped off before I broke the table, might have been a serious party foul.

It felt like I had complete control of this party, at this school I've never been to, with people I've never met. I have never been more in state in my life. Gents, this was an amazing feeling.

I was feeling super confident, so I figured I'd try out a move I read some dude with balls of steel post here a week ago (Respect to this fucking guy: http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/10zdd6/fr_crossdressed_got_bitches/).

Cross-dressing time.

So I head up to this one girl, use my go to line. Me:"Sooo glad I didn't wear that outfit out tonight….. that would have been so awkward" Her: giggles "oh really" Me: Yea, but I think I look better in it anyways. smirk Her: "doubtful" Me: "Bet. Let's trade outfits" Maintaining hardcore eye contact to show her I wasn’t fucking around Her: "Deal" I seal the agreement with a pinky promise with a kiss.

  • If you haven't done this shit before, I'd highly suggest it. Much more kino than a handshake, it's unique, and it's sexual. Especially if you rock the eye contact as you kiss your pinky promise.

So we trade tops. I give her shit for how good I look in her outfit (I looked fucking terrible of course) and how she couldn't rock mine at all. I Grabbed her hand, started dancing with her(while I was in her top the whole time). Spin her around, whisper into her ear, "you're fun… I like that". smile eye contact K-close.

I number closed a few of the girls, no plans to see them again though as they go to school an hour away. I didn't F-close any of them either because of logistics (was staying at my lady friend's apartment). I'm sure I could have f-closed, but I wanted to hang out with my friend and be a good guest and not go run off trying to bang random girls. Besides, I had a blast and didn't care to try and F-close as my night was already a great success. ONL's are fun every now and then, but it's not always about getting laid. End preach

Take aways

-Really wish I was stone cold sober and able to pull this off. Unfortunately I did pull this night off with the help of a few beers -Apparently girls don’t like being called freshmen…. I’ve done this jokingly a few times to girl who weren’t freshman, and my god they give you this look like you’ve just called them fat. However calling them 16 or 17 is fine apparently. -Go out to places you never go to. Bars/colleges/etc. Hands down one of the easiest places to learn how to not give a single fuck. -If you are in state, you can take on the world -I look amazing in women's clothing

Please feel free to give me any constructive criticism. Ask me any questions if you want me to elaborate on techniques or events that happened. I tried to keep this wall of text to a minimum. Hope this is useful as it took time to write. Will post photo of me cross dressed in comments.

tl;dr #sorryforpartyrocking

Image

Here's the image, apparently she doesn't know how to button up a cardigan: http://imgur.com/I5BgA