Happy New Year fellow Sedditors! I'm a little late with this FR as it occurred on Dec 30th. but better late than never. I'm using a throwaway for this FR. I apologize for the wall of text but I wanted to share my story in full detail.

I'll give a little preview of my night before I get to the dance floor k-close.

My friends and I had a table at a very popular nightclub with a big name DJ playing that night. I had no expectations for myself to try to pick up because I was simply looking to just have a damn good time with my friends for our NYE Eve party (Dec 30th). I had high energy throughout the night as I was very excited to see the big name DJ play in just a few hours. I avoided drinking too much and paced myself for the long night ahead of us. We were all just dancing, laughing, having good times with each other leading up to the 1AM hour when the DJ was going to come on and play his set. I went to the bathroom and come back to an empty table only to find out my group went to another room to dance other than the mainfloor. I looked at my watch and it read 1AM. FUCK, the DJ is coming on REALLY soon. I go look for them and get them to go to the main floor, we walk around trying to get in but the place is just too packed. Bouncers had the floor blocked off at all aisles. We go back to our table. I talk to our personal bouncer for the night.

"Gary, is there a way to get us onto the main floor?"

He looks at me with a smirk, "There's always a way."

Fucking sweet. We're halfway there and he turns to me and says, "man I'm sorry there's just too many people."

Dejected, we make our way back to our table. I REALLY wanted to see this DJ up close. we could still see him but it just wasn't the same.

Fast forward to about 3AM, I see if anyone wants to go to the main floor again. Only one guy. Cool. I don't care, I just wanna see the DJ up close and just have a good time dancing.

We walk onto the floor no problem. A few people have left since it's getting late. I'm still going hard cause I'm stoked to finally get up close to the DJ and have a good time. The DJ throws on some jams, crowd goes wild. I'm throwing my hands in the air waving them around, going crazy, just doing my thing. 5 seconds later, my arms get a little too out of control and I accidentally elbow a girl dancing beside me on the head. She looks at me, I look at her, tall HB 7.5. I put my hand on her head endearingly and say "I'm so sorry!" She gives me an, "It's ok!" smile and just continue dancing. I continue to wave my arms around and not even a minute later I elbow her in the head again. She looks at me and I put my hand on her head again, "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! If I do it again, you can slap me!" She smiles and nods OK. Back to dancing. It finally hits me that I could make something of this situation. So I'm thinking of how to talk to this HB. I realized that I didn't need to get creative, just knock her on her dome again and go from there. I'm waving my arms sporadically and elbow her one last time a minute later kinda on purpose. She turns to me and I point to my cheek and she gives me this silly slap. Then we get back to dancing. Fuck. I didn't try to talk to her. Fuck it, I don't care..continue dancing. She was starting to dance in front of me when I just thought to myself, "fuck it, I'm going to ask her to dance. Worst case scenario she says no and we keep having a good time by ourselves."

I tap her on the shoulder "wanna dance?" She nods and grinds up on me. Fuck yeah. Grind, grind, grind.

When I'm dancing, I like to push my boundaries a little bit but still respecting a woman's body by not straight going for the lady bits. I put my hand on her leg and get her to grind a little harder on me, she's receptive. Fuck yeah. While dancing, her dress rides up a bit, I take notice and pull her dress down for her. Dance, grind, dance. I was wearing these glasses they gave us at the table and I took them and put it on her for her to wear, she's receptive. Fuck yeah. She turns around to me and we start grinding facing each other. Imagine my left thigh in between her legs while she's grinding onto me. Dance, grind, dance. Since I knew I had her, I took both my hands, ran them down her body and just palmed her nice, cushioned ass and continued to dance. Fuck yeah. I then rode my hands up her body and put her arms around my neck preparing to go in. We continue dancing, I'm licking my chops and deciding when I should go in. Her face and chin is down. Dance, grind, dance. Still no dice. Fuck. She turns around and we continue grinding. (in hindsight, I should have just taken my index finger to her chin and lifted her face to kiss her. but fuck it, lesson learned). It's now been an hour since I've been away from my table of friends. I look at my phone and have a couple of missed calls and texts saying that we're leaving. Fuck. I take my phone and get to the contacts page and hand it to her for her to input her number I look as she's entering her #, area code XXX, holy shit I'm from the same area code! immediate boner. jk. After she's done entering her name, I ask her, "XXX, eh? What city are you from?"

Her: "I'm from Iwannafuckyouville"

Me:"Serious?! I'm from Iwannagetitinwithyourightmeowville! A 15 min drive!"

Her:"No way! What's your name?"

Me:"I'm Kawawak. Nice to meet you!"

I lean in 90% she leans in the other 10 and she sucks my lips off. fuck yeah. I tell her that I've got to get going, she pulls me in to suck some more face and I grab her ass and just turn and walk away without turning back.

I've bolded a few points because I wanted to share some things I learned. The first was expectations and try. I went in to the night without any expectations except to just have a good time. Last time I was at a club, I tried way too damn hard (at least in my mind and failed miserably, I also had high hopes and high expectations I was going to get #s and k close a couple).

The next, paced. I paced myself drinking throughout the night rather than get shit-faced-wasted like some of my friends. They did that and ended up leaving early cause they wanted to knock out.

Putting my hand on her head endearingly I noticed she was very attractive so I wanted to break the ice by kino-ing her. I've noticed that girls love that endearing touch. I don't know how to explain it. lol

fuck it. That's what you just have to say sometimes. "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy" (upvote for you if you know the reference) I took a chance and it paid off.

While dancing women's dresses start to ride up. I take the initiative to pull it down for her. This tells her two things; you're there to have a good time and get sexual, but you respect her body and you're aware of that happening and you TAKE INITIATIVE. I did this throughout the night for her.

putting her arms around your neck while facing each other This does two things; it screams of your confidence and puts it in their mind that something may happen (k-close) blah blah blah. Just do this. It works wonders even though this wasn't when I k-closed her.

giving your phone to her to input their number and name before I used to just say, "Hey, you seem fun..you should give me your number." but this time was different as it was in a loud setting. I like this technique a lot.

the 90/10 rule. Hitch says that you should lean in 90% and let her lean in the other 10. nothing else to it, except don't force her to kiss you.

turn and walk away without looking back I feel that this makes you look extremely confident and if they notice that you didn't look back, it'll make them want you more. but that's just IMO.

I texted her the next afternoon and made a witty comment about something that happened the night before, she was very receptive in her response. We're going to get lunch sometime next week because she seems like a cool and fun girl to get to know.

Anyways that's my FR for the New Years, I would appreciate any feedback you guys might have; stuff that I may have messed up on, stuff that you would have done differently or just any seddit talk in general. Thanks guys!

TL;DR Avicii is the fucking man.