Can we talk about height insecurities?

HugzMonster · 2013-05-09T21:52:45+00:00

Don't make fun of yourself. Own your height. I'm 5'4'', but perhaps I get a free pass because I'm Asian. When and if height jokes are slung at you, you respond with 'What else do you love about me?' Talk about how awesome it is that you've never hit your head on lights hanging from a ceiling, can squat to parallel, do a backflip (learn how to do this if you don't know already). Do not speak defensively, but proudly. Society makes women judge based on height but not all women do that. If you're gaming girls in heels, just tell them they look like super models standing next to you.

MarkyBhoy101 · 2013-05-10T12:06:09+00:00

Hit the gym and become a 250lbs mini-hulk, infused with testosterone, trenbolone and a hatred of all things taller than you. If anyone makes a comment about your height rip your shirt off, start beating your chest and screaming. The men well bow before you and the girls knickers will dissolve in the foaminess of their cunt juices.

Or you could just ignore them shorty.

throwawayomg · 2013-05-09T21:57:11+00:00

I'm 6'0, not super tall or anything, but I've had short guys steal girls I was trying to pick up right from underneath my nose. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

trippleknot · 2013-05-10T17:23:04+00:00

So I'm 6'6". I know girls see things a little differently, but honestly when people are shorter than me I really don't think "fuck that persons short" it's more like, 99% of people are shorter than me so it's normal for me to see that.

Further more, some of my friends who label themselves as short generally have better luck picking up chicks than I do.

At the end of the day I don't think height matters at all. It's how you carry yourself. If your friends are making you uncomfortable about it, fuck em, just keep trying, pull a beautiful babe then rub it in their tall faces!

puntingbaxter · 2013-05-09T21:38:20+00:00

Always make fun of yourself... no one should ever take themselves too seriously

EASmarine · 2013-05-09T23:09:44+00:00

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Title	Can we talk about height insecurities?
Author	EASmarine
Upvotes	10
Comments	11
Date	May 9, 2013 9:32 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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