Fail night with a friend over whom I developed one-itis recently. Long story short, I've met an old friend, we started talking then she flipped out and decided to walk away.
I figured she slept with him before and didnt wanted to make it weird. she made it really obvious by how much she wanted to walk away. I was somewhat drunk to realize it there, but I got now. Anyway ruined night, got her home at 1, cold kiss on a lips. Driving home...
I get 3 texts from unrecorded number. "Hey", "are you up?" "Can i come over?". Didn't had any messages on this phone, pulled prepaid one, figured it was a 8 woman from craigslist, I actually sold her stuff.
It was more then a month ago, before my breakup. Back then I did this: 1. Little jokes about me being late over text.

  1. Shook her hand with mine, introduced myself with my Russian accent, nice slip along her hand with my finger pillows, smirky smile. (Tip: I imagine having wild sex with a girl while I look at her eyes, works like a charm, try it guys!)
  2. Then I did nothing, a little bantering, shetouched shoulders with me, used to lean back trick so she leans in, got a call from a girl, she tried to say something, but I just put my point finger to lips so she shuts up, she did.
  3. When she was putting stuff at her suv I ran my hand on her side from back small to ass, turned her towards me, she leaned in for a kiss, I suppose. I freaked out on inside, but managed to stop her lips with a finger, got in a car and left! She texted me later for a bit, but I was busy.
    30 or so days after I got this texts.
    Asked who is it, she called herself "lady you sold furniture to" :0
    Couple jokes around, told her I will probably sell her kidneys and we should meet in public first (2am).
  4. Met at gad station, couple jokes, told her to follow me to my place(I was buzzing)
    Shout out to Adam Lyons for his awesome speech where he talks about logistics, I've set up my apartment perfectly by his words. It was under 21 convention or something, but it is one of the best videos.
  5. Got her in, same walking with hand on a back, got in a door before her. Went in a kitchen, she asked "can I sit on this chair?". Pretended to think about it for couple of seconds, eye contact, then said "yes", got rum out, gave her mixed drink, poured juice to myself. She asked why, ignored question. Told her to follow, went to pool, said that we will get in, she complained about her being in work clothes (nurse slacks).
  6. Pointed to her to walk towards my room, turned on light, threw her shorts and workout shirt(she asked for muscle shirt, should get one later :3). She gave me look expecting to turn around, just raised my eyebrow and started staring at her boobs.
    Couple seconds, she started to undress, I did same thing. Both put shorts over underwear, maintained eye contact and looked up and down. Pretended that nothing happened, got in a pool, made her qualify herself for not being a crazy bitch (town I'm in famous for that).
    After she did pulled her in, make out in a pool, took her to shower, one misstep was initiating sexual activity in shower while unable to use condom.
    Tl;dr
    Clothes doesn't matter. Initial contact was done in free shirt which are sent in a mail, dirty shorts and $5 flip flops.
    Adam Lyons is an underrated bad ass. He made this night happen pretty much.
    If you're foreign, cursing in your native language during sex helps a lot!

?. Oh, question. Would Gatorade be a better option to give to girl who squirts a lot? Water didn't help so much :0